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emeM ruoY wonK be teh computar-accessible, internet-only, online-encycyclopedia liek OhInterweb but similar in that it came first before it. Eet maybeh useful 4 LOLCATching dur latestest internet trends & similar viral media that only da internet denizens may bee abel 2 undorkstand.

Origin

Origin is a service run by the Electronic Arts group of companies, that attempts to rip-off VALVe's Steam, which in this situation was the one that appeared before this one could after it, however this one (Origin) failed miserably. A fact which can be confirmed by a conversation I had with a fellow blue-haired pony.

"Hai!"
"Hello!"
…and so on.

0 FOR ref$ = "'So, are you going to preorder Syndicate on Origin?'/'No, it is on ORIGIN, so defintely not'"
10 IF ^[1] = "leftmouse.click", GOTO 20
20 PRINT ref$
30 ELSE END PROGRAM
40 PRINT "Hello World!"

Origin is also a electric-power company, here in Australia (THE LUCKY COUNTRY, FOR WE HAVE A OPRAH HOUSE AND A HORBOR BRIDGE (which isn't even in the capital city)) that replaced EnergyAustralia, the company in Australia, which is a nice place and I live there. Bring your angry mob and torches.

Spread

I prefer Nutella (product placement, so gimme ur moneys and yer wimminz, Mr. Ferrero-Rocher) as my sandwich spread. It tastes like chocolate, but it is actually hazelnut. WHO KNEW? Did you know? I hope you did because that's what this website is about.

Derivatives

Wow! That's a long word. Excuse me while I consult a dictionary. Yes, I have one… le looking WHAT? WORT? WUT? THERE IS ONLY AN ENTRY FOR THE ONE WITHOUT AN "S" AT THE END!

I am sorry, Mr. Oxford Dictionary… but you have apparently gone past your expiry date and your usefulness T̶̶͟͏̵O̴̧̨ ̢̛M̵̢̕͝Ę̵.̡ throws self in fire …hang on. I was supposed to do that with the dictionary. I have failed for the first tiem evor.

TEXT IS BORING

It's true! People get bored without something to pander at, so here is an image I whipped up the instant I ended this sentence.

It comes in 1920×1080 size, which I hear is an INDUSTRY STANDARD.

Notable Examples

These are based on the above image.

Mah Lettil Punyz: Fiendship is Mage Ice

Mah Lettil Punyz was a sketch of the mane6 characters of My Little Pony that went horribly wrong. Would you like to hear a creepypasta about it? Good, because I'm going to make one up right now.

ONE DAY, I DREW PICTURE OF PONIES!
SO I UPLOADED TO INTERNETS?
THEN SENT TO MYSELF VIA EMAILS…
THE MESSAGE CAME BACK,
BUT IT WAS PHONE.

Mer Gustah.

Oh wait, I forgot to put a video in this article. Here ya go:

MYK Fanfiction

(Attention! You may go straight to the comment section now. This section is pretty pointless.)

Fanfiction is fun to write as you can completely trash your favourite character's life, or make better stories than what you see in the actual series. Today, however, I am writing about a website. Here I go! Wish me luck. Bon Voyage!

mah ferhnfeck a-boat Emily Roy Wong

by KneeOhnWabeat. Description: Emily Roy Wong grows up and has a family… BUT WHERE IS THE CONTEXT?

AorthursKnowte: Guize, I no eet's ben monts sinkce I rote eh finfactyon, butt ey feeel naow iz teh tiem & I hop e mah riting skeels hav got-hen betur. Tanks 4 reding dis far alredey und pls bye me Portal 2 and n e othr gaem ohn me wishlist'st fur i am por :3 … :c

CHAPTER ONE – WHAT IS GOING ON?
One day, Emily Roy Wong grew up and had a family. She did this because it's natural to grow up and it is generally well-accepted in society to have a family.

However, Homestuck is a really bad thing and I hate it. Look at all those talented artists making fanart of it on deviantART. What a waste. How could you make art about grey…people with orange…things coming out of their heads? YOU WILL HATE HOMESTUCK. YOU WILL HATE HOMESTUCK. YOU HAVE READ IT TWICE. IT IS NOW CANON.

Anyway, she opened her door and saw Pinkie Pie with her hair all straight signifying that she was Forever Alone, so her husband "Random Furry" put on a Me Gusta face and he immediately switched to a trollface because no-one gustas sad ponies. Pinkie Pie didn't understand Mr. Furry's face-making and asked Y U NO TAKE AN ARROW TO THE KNEE?. So, they had to wait for a random arrow to sail by, but only Nyan Cat travelling to an 8-bit version of Friday came, and because nobody likes the Friday song or waiting… everyone went FFFUUU- and this summoned the Slender Man? NOPE! It was just Chuck Testa who was being a Scumbag Steve. Sad Keanu was Philosoraptor-ing on why Haters Gonna Hate, for absolutely no reason at all.

After Peppy couldn't Do a Barrel Roll, Star Fox gave a ಠ_ಠ Look of Disapproval as some Troll Science which caused everyone to Derp revealed Inglip was actually Pedobear, who was actually Xzibit (who you can guess said some Inception stuff about the whole situation) and Good Guy Greg finally accepted the challenge to make some Rage Comics. Joseph Decreux decided to get into memes by saying "Hath anyone verily existed a stones-throw unwavering quite assured to employ thee venture yonder desireth to become appear vastly similar?", the answer of which is the answer to how magnets work(I said this in the last part, remember?). Socially Awkward Penguin was laughing at some 60's Spiderman captions, which were shown to him by Bear Grylls.

Hang on… didn't I do these memes before in another article? Umm… Er…

THE END

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