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TECH CrowdStrike sent its partners $10 Uber Eats gift cards as an apology for mass IT outage Erin Snodgrass and Noah Sheidlower Jul 24, 2024, 7:10 PM EDT Share ☐ Save
TECH CrowdStrike sent its partners $10 Uber Eats gift cards as an apology for mass IT outage Erin Snodgrass and Noah Sheidlower Jul 24, 2024, 7:10 PM EDT Share ☐ Save

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Comprehensive cybersecurity powered by Crowdstrike
Comprehensive cybersecurity powered by Crowdstrike

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Just their PCs, right?

CROWDSTRIKE I crashed them all CROWDSTRIKE and not just their computers CROWDSTRIKE but their servers CROWDSTRIKE and their backup servers too
CROWDSTRIKE I crashed them all CROWDSTRIKE and not just their computers CROWDSTRIKE but their servers CROWDSTRIKE and their backup servers too

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YOUR BOEING FLIGHT CAN'T CRASH MIDAIR IF IT CAN'T EVEN TAKE OFF Opening Mon Tue-Thur DUE TO THE CROWDSTRIKE GLITCH
YOUR BOEING FLIGHT CAN'T CRASH MIDAIR IF IT CAN'T EVEN TAKE OFF Opening Mon Tue-Thur DUE TO THE CROWDSTRIKE GLITCH

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The superiority of MS-DOS and Windows 3.11 for Workgroups

Dion Almaer @dalmaer Comcast just emailed saying that they are safe from CrowdStrike because they run DOS. And SouthWest said they got lucky by running Windows 3.11 for Workgroups, Phew. Traducir post 1:09 p. m. - 19 jul. 2024 - 15,7 mil Reproducciones 21 Reposts 6 Citas 171 Me gusta 8 Elementos guardados 27 Σ 8 <]
Dion Almaer @dalmaer Comcast just emailed saying that they are safe from CrowdStrike because they run DOS. And SouthWest said they got lucky by running Windows 3.11 for Workgroups, Phew. Traducir post 1:09 p. m. - 19 jul. 2024 - 15,7 mil Reproducciones 21 Reposts 6 Citas 171 Me gusta 8 Elementos guardados 27 Σ 8 <]

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IT staff when asked to volunteer their weekend to recover from CrowdStrike
IT staff when asked to volunteer their weekend to recover from CrowdStrike

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Mac users explaining their MacBook wasn't affected by the CrowdStrike issue
Mac users explaining their MacBook wasn't affected by the CrowdStrike issue

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We had one Y2K yes, what about | /r/dankmemes

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JULY 19 2024 a protes has been detected and windows hve been shart down to prevent diago A process or thread crucial to system option he unexpectedly feedba If this is the test rise you've seen this step error screen, restart your computer, 1 thts son posars again, follow these steps! ched to make sure any new hardware or attare to properly If dris faillution, your hardwaru un software for any windows updates you right need talles. facture If problems cinctus, disable or remove any newly imitalled Hardwar or software isable sery opere sudi as cedring or shadowing if you need uneate unde tree or teable cons, restart your computer, press select Advance: Startus Options, athar select safe Me Technical in ***STORE 000-000000000000,87046010.08740x8422()) CROWDSTRIKI

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4 Microsoft 365
4 Microsoft 365

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First day at Crowdstrike, pushed a little update and taking the afternoon off NDSTRIKE 5:39 AM 7/19/24 From Earth 11M Views
First day at Crowdstrike, pushed a little update and taking the afternoon off NDSTRIKE 5:39 AM 7/19/24 From Earth 11M Views

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Huh.

TECHNOLOGY | INSIDE SCOOP CrowdStrike Insiders Sold Stock Before the Outage. How That Happened. By Ed Lin Follow July 19, 2024, 5:42 pm EDT Share AA Resize Reprints
TECHNOLOGY | INSIDE SCOOP CrowdStrike Insiders Sold Stock Before the Outage. How That Happened. By Ed Lin Follow July 19, 2024, 5:42 pm EDT Share AA Resize Reprints

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I CAST INTERNATIONAL SOFTWARE UPDATE
I CAST INTERNATIONAL SOFTWARE UPDATE

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Monday starts on a Friday

COMPUTERS AROUND THE WORLD GETTING READY TO START THE NEW DAY CROWDSTRIKE CYBERSECURITY UPDATE BSOD'S GLOBAL COMPUTERS imgflip.com
COMPUTERS AROUND THE WORLD GETTING READY TO START THE NEW DAY CROWDSTRIKE CYBERSECURITY UPDATE BSOD'S GLOBAL COMPUTERS imgflip.com

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Time to have a break... KitKat anyone? 🍫

Looks like your computer is taking this time to have a break, and so should you! KitKatⓇ anyone? Kickat Kitkat Kickat Kitkat
Looks like your computer is taking this time to have a break, and so should you! KitKatⓇ anyone? Kickat Kitkat Kickat Kitkat

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Meanwhile at Las Vegas

collecting some error info, and then we'll restart for you our device ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just complete
collecting some error info, and then we'll restart for you our device ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just complete

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Crowdstrike computers as of now be like:

2 89 All Windows 10 running CrowdStrike on bankings, air traffic control now be like:
2 89 All Windows 10 running CrowdStrike on bankings, air traffic control now be like:

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When Crowdstrikes strikes

Q. B SCHOOL RIS Global banking and air traffic infrastructure 29222822 Windows update BABELEEAM
Q. B SCHOOL RIS Global banking and air traffic infrastructure 29222822 Windows update BABELEEAM

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"I posted this a few years ago on Twitter, but perhaps today is an opportune time to post again here"

Stealth install without your consent Sniffs network traffic Logs keystrokes Uploads data to weird IP addresses Near impossible to uninstall Destabilizes system Crappy install scripts Increased Attack Surface Endpoint Protection Malware
Stealth install without your consent Sniffs network traffic Logs keystrokes Uploads data to weird IP addresses Near impossible to uninstall Destabilizes system Crappy install scripts Increased Attack Surface Endpoint Protection Malware

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HEY, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON THE- SORRY, THAT'S ALL ON HOLD TODAY BECAUSE OF THE CROWDSTRIKE THING. PROTIP: AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY IN CHARGE OF FIXING THE CROWDSTRIKE THING, YOU CAN USE THIS EXCUSE FOR PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING YOU WANT TO DO TODAY.
HEY, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON THE- SORRY, THAT'S ALL ON HOLD TODAY BECAUSE OF THE CROWDSTRIKE THING. PROTIP: AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY IN CHARGE OF FIXING THE CROWDSTRIKE THING, YOU CAN USE THIS EXCUSE FOR PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING YOU WANT TO DO TODAY.

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Interoperable standards

Quad quad@akko.quad.moe (last edited 5 hours ago) This Crowdstrike situtation is so stupid. 5h Maybe a hot take, but even though I find this situation ridiculous and funny I don't have much against crowdstrike itself. Many people will probably bully them for "not testing their upgrades". But the very nature of endpoint protection products means that updates are expected to be delivered in mere hours. What I DO find bad is that so many companies run the same auto-updating binary blob to the point where this company essentially held a kill switch for a decent chunk of the world. Everything is going back to the dark days. During the IBM PC days "Industry standard" meant using proprietary IBM stuff, and everyone else just had to clone that if they wanted any chance. During the 90s and 2000s we were finally moving to "Industry Standards" being actual standards, like having companies host or use various SMTP mail services or SIP voice services. But now that everything is "cloud-based" we're moving back to how it used to be. "Industry Standard" no longer means running products compatible with the same standards that other companies use. Yet again "Industry Standard" means running the same proprietary OS which you install the same proprietary blobs on, which all talk to a central master server controlled by a 3rd party. The crowdstrike situation really shows how stupid it is that rather than running different pieces of hardware and software that speak the same protocol, companies now run basically the exact same things, to the point where one company had a remote detonation switch sitting around. Show less
Quad quad@akko.quad.moe (last edited 5 hours ago) This Crowdstrike situtation is so stupid. 5h Maybe a hot take, but even though I find this situation ridiculous and funny I don't have much against crowdstrike itself. Many people will probably bully them for "not testing their upgrades". But the very nature of endpoint protection products means that updates are expected to be delivered in mere hours. What I DO find bad is that so many companies run the same auto-updating binary blob to the point where this company essentially held a kill switch for a decent chunk of the world. Everything is going back to the dark days. During the IBM PC days "Industry standard" meant using proprietary IBM stuff, and everyone else just had to clone that if they wanted any chance. During the 90s and 2000s we were finally moving to "Industry Standards" being actual standards, like having companies host or use various SMTP mail services or SIP voice services. But now that everything is "cloud-based" we're moving back to how it used to be. "Industry Standard" no longer means running products compatible with the same standards that other companies use. Yet again "Industry Standard" means running the same proprietary OS which you install the same proprietary blobs on, which all talk to a central master server controlled by a 3rd party. The crowdstrike situation really shows how stupid it is that rather than running different pieces of hardware and software that speak the same protocol, companies now run basically the exact same things, to the point where one company had a remote detonation switch sitting around. Show less

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