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CrowdStrike Microsoft Global Outage - Images (78 results)

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When Crowdstrikes strikes

Q. B SCHOOL RIS Global banking and air traffic infrastructure 29222822 Windows update BABELEEAM
Q. B SCHOOL RIS Global banking and air traffic infrastructure 29222822 Windows update BABELEEAM

CrowdStrike Microsoft Global Outage

"I posted this a few years ago on Twitter, but perhaps today is an opportune time to post again here...

Stealth install without your consent Sniffs network traffic Logs keystrokes Uploads data to weird IP addresses Near impossible to uninstall Destabilizes system Crappy install scripts Increased Attack Surface Endpoint Protection Malware
Stealth install without your consent Sniffs network traffic Logs keystrokes Uploads data to weird IP addresses Near impossible to uninstall Destabilizes system Crappy install scripts Increased Attack Surface Endpoint Protection Malware

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CrowdStrike

HEY, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON THE- SORRY, THAT'S ALL ON HOLD TODAY BECAUSE OF THE CROWDSTRIKE THING. PROTIP: AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY IN CHARGE OF FIXING THE CROWDSTRIKE THING, YOU CAN USE THIS EXCUSE FOR PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING YOU WANT TO DO TODAY.
HEY, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON THE- SORRY, THAT'S ALL ON HOLD TODAY BECAUSE OF THE CROWDSTRIKE THING. PROTIP: AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY IN CHARGE OF FIXING THE CROWDSTRIKE THING, YOU CAN USE THIS EXCUSE FOR PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING YOU WANT TO DO TODAY.

CrowdStrike Microsoft Global Outage

Interoperable standards

And by interoperable standards that also mean standards software under a General Public License and not some black box where anyone says "we promise".
And by interoperable standards that also mean standards software under a General Public License and not some black box where anyone says "we promise".

CrowdStrike Microsoft Global Outage

clown technology

The tech world is plagued by incompetence from all side because most of the population is tech illiterate and cannot evaluate what a proper tech work result is .This crap anti malware function isn't even necessary if you know basic security practice and s----- insurances and government regulations are clown level of logic when they force you to do something else that expands the attack surface.
The tech world is plagued by incompetence from all side because most of the population is tech illiterate and cannot evaluate what a proper tech work result is .This crap anti malware function isn't even necessary if you know basic security practice and s----- insurances and government regulations are clown level of logic when they force you to do something else that expands the attack surface.

CrowdStrike Microsoft Global Outage

Business as usual

lenazun @lzg@mastodon.social well, s---, seems like I'll get nothing done today - because of the outage? - what outage? Jul 19, 2024, 07:17 PM · 8 boosts 38 favorites
lenazun @lzg@mastodon.social well, s---, seems like I'll get nothing done today - because of the outage? - what outage? Jul 19, 2024, 07:17 PM · 8 boosts 38 favorites

CrowdStrike Microsoft Global Outage

It's even funnier the second time!

LittleAlex @littlealex@infosec.exchange Too funny: In 2010 McAffe caused a global IT meltdown due to a faulty update. CTO at this time was George Kurtz. Now he is CEO of #crowdstrike zdnet.com/article/defective-mc... ZDNet BLOG ZDNET - 21 avr. 2010 Defective McAfee update causes worldwide meltdown of XP PCs Par Ed Bott 19 juil. 2024, 15:37 948 boosts 923 favoris Web
LittleAlex @littlealex@infosec.exchange Too funny: In 2010 McAffe caused a global IT meltdown due to a faulty update. CTO at this time was George Kurtz. Now he is CEO of #crowdstrike zdnet.com/article/defective-mc... ZDNet BLOG ZDNET - 21 avr. 2010 Defective McAfee update causes worldwide meltdown of XP PCs Par Ed Bott 19 juil. 2024, 15:37 948 boosts 923 favoris Web

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"I wanna meme too"

SWEET FRUITY AROMA BOOT Sdoo PATCHING NOW! :) 0 DAYS SINCE CROWDSTRIKE OUTAGE GLOBAL SCALE Microsoft's BOOT LOOPS AUTHENTIC FACTORY GLOW 13.2 oz
SWEET FRUITY AROMA BOOT Sdoo PATCHING NOW! :) 0 DAYS SINCE CROWDSTRIKE OUTAGE GLOBAL SCALE Microsoft's BOOT LOOPS AUTHENTIC FACTORY GLOW 13.2 oz

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BDOS the planet!

imgflip.com BSOD THE PLANET!!!
imgflip.com BSOD THE PLANET!!!

CrowdStrike Microsoft Global Outage

You know that's trouble | /r/dankmemes

So you see, that's where the trouble began. :) Your PC ran into a problem and needs to just collecting some error info, and then you. 20% complete For more information about this issue and possible fixes, visit https:// If you call a support person, give them this info Stop code: CRITICAL PROCESS DIED That smile. That damned smile.
So you see, that's where the trouble began. :) Your PC ran into a problem and needs to just collecting some error info, and then you. 20% complete For more information about this issue and possible fixes, visit https:// If you call a support person, give them this info Stop code: CRITICAL PROCESS DIED That smile. That damned smile.

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Mac users on International Blue Screen of Death day

Mac users on International Blue Screen of Death day
Mac users on International Blue Screen of Death day

CrowdStrike Microsoft Global Outage

Nice!

O Crowdstrike? Took down 70% of all Windows systems worldwide in one day. Biggest crash in history. Front page New York Times. Yo man, this is Crowdstrike!
O Crowdstrike? Took down 70% of all Windows systems worldwide in one day. Biggest crash in history. Front page New York Times. Yo man, this is Crowdstrike!

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Underlying problem

Daniël Franke @ainmosni@berlin.social Hey fellow #Linux users, despite the #CrowdStrike problem only affecting #Windows, this is not a windows problem. This is an "automatic update that got forced onto everyone with insufficient testing while also having way too many permissions" problem. If you think big corps wouldn't run something similar on Linux, I have a an NFT of a bridge to sell you. 19 juil. 2024, 15:11 - Modifié le 19 juil., 15:21▼ Web £182 ★ 291
Daniël Franke @ainmosni@berlin.social Hey fellow #Linux users, despite the #CrowdStrike problem only affecting #Windows, this is not a windows problem. This is an "automatic update that got forced onto everyone with insufficient testing while also having way too many permissions" problem. If you think big corps wouldn't run something similar on Linux, I have a an NFT of a bridge to sell you. 19 juil. 2024, 15:11 - Modifié le 19 juil., 15:21▼ Web £182 ★ 291

CrowdStrike Microsoft Global Outage

Hold onto your butts

Alan @whatatoots@mastodon.ie With all these computers crashing, did anyone remember to check if the raptor fences were still up? 19 juil. 2024, 15:44 · ✪ · Tusky · 123 · 159
Alan @whatatoots@mastodon.ie With all these computers crashing, did anyone remember to check if the raptor fences were still up? 19 juil. 2024, 15:44 · ✪ · Tusky · 123 · 159

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Accountability

Dan Gillmor @dangillmor@mastodon.social The Big Tech companies responsible for this should be required to reimburse victims for the economic and other damage they've caused. Sorry, kidding. Accountability doesn't exist for the damage caused by huge, arrogant corporations. reuters.com/technology/global-... Jul 19, 2024, 01:22 PM 72 boosts 111 favorites ⚫ Mastodon for Android
Dan Gillmor @dangillmor@mastodon.social The Big Tech companies responsible for this should be required to reimburse victims for the economic and other damage they've caused. Sorry, kidding. Accountability doesn't exist for the damage caused by huge, arrogant corporations. reuters.com/technology/global-... Jul 19, 2024, 01:22 PM 72 boosts 111 favorites ⚫ Mastodon for Android

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Years of excruciating coding, finally paying off!

Sammy @theresnotime@fox.nexus "This wouldn't have happened on Linux" I say smugly, as I copy and paste a command from a 2008 forum post, three hours into trying to get my f------ WiFi working on Arch. Jul 19, 2024, 03:30 PM 171 boosts 53 favorites
Sammy @theresnotime@fox.nexus "This wouldn't have happened on Linux" I say smugly, as I copy and paste a command from a 2008 forum post, three hours into trying to get my f------ WiFi working on Arch. Jul 19, 2024, 03:30 PM 171 boosts 53 favorites

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