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Aronymous 끊 10/06/13 Sun)14 05 UTC 7 No 40531 319 Rep es 2 4053 351, 4053 406, 40531444, 40531454, 4053 457쯔40S316002 405316埠兰4053172 40632336, 405824772 40532594, 4053 a 2当05330702 ASS盎兰40SMS17, 406341152 40534224 40534430 ー40534554-40534743-4053513-40536745-40 37279-40539057 40539949-40546766-40549397-40556641- 0556 91-4 s56734-40s56748-40ss6757-40556776-40556781-40556819- 0556872-40556579-40s5709 40ssross-40557177-4055718s-405571 o attempt to make it seem as though UTV and I share a home by using various techniques which I have been with UTV 5 threads. This is the last one. My parents have discovered my UTV works, and they have insisted I remove everything of the type from my computer and be done with it. They will be monitoring my activities o remove everything and this is my final message I am sorry to UTV and hope he sees this and understands. The first way I am making myself feel like I live with UTV is leaving out a for example doing the dishes and taking out the bins. Iintentionally will not do these chores so that I I have one more git to share with him /www.docdroid.net/4wdl I am also going to leave labels on food that state they belong to UTV. To make it more realistic they will be hilariously misnamed, with the milk called Orange Juice and I can't Believe its not Butter called Butter This 97 page document contains every personal work I have created that involves UTV in any way him, I do not want anyone else to read it. However I cannot stop you from doing so. These 255 threads have each been amazing, and I will never user UTV. I have archived his posts, □ BOLD !tQ9bnVBqK6 4 10/07/13(Mon)00 45 UTC-7 No 40557265 This is some serial killer stuff right here However, most of the things I have written about him have no place e public eye. This is llection of private works, stories, images, and other features about U Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00 53 UTC-7 No 40557333 4337 png-(168 KB, 287x396, ashley cole worry.png) e for my own usage a uck why UTV? UTV has something I cannot explain. He ha certain magnetism, if he s often enough t □ Anonymous 띄 10/07/13(Mon)01 38 UTC-7 NO 40557752 Reples 쯔4assm2 t UTV t My first invention idea is a doormat with posts from UTV haters attached, so I can wipe my feet o them when I enter and exit my home. The picture shows the initial schematic. po we can cont our fruitful and boundless relation MB Why am I doing this? Because UTV is my passion, my hobby and my social life. I loveh Nothing can top the feel, the incredible happiness, which I get This is the greatest thing Ive ever seen in post. That feeling sp/ start to think t perfectly, its like playing Tetris but instead of blocks, I have funny, intelligent, wisdom filled and witty posts. Writing about him will only feed my appetite for UTV. Archiving his posts isn't enough. They are my bread and my butter but this is the salt and pepper on the anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)01.40 UTC-7 No 40557772 Repies》40 can't gonna post this need to see this ing-(96 KB, 502*417, 1372812147624. jpg 0 able of Contents 100 pages 6-8- Racism Maps Jesus Christ guy 8 UTC-7 No 4055787 Anonymous I-1 10/07/13(Mon)01 49 UTC-7 No 40557892 This is a ransom note made up from texts would send. I may then discuss the scenario of where I would keep him, how I would maintain his posts. If I were to ever kidnap him this is what I to ever grace this site UTV ruse cruise require at least, £40m to have him given back to t seem like I live with UTV s--- ice job reading you f------ riget inge My Masters dissertation wasnt as detailed as this remove his Feet and force h Why does UTV like Spideman? 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T UTV city Anonymous E1 10/07/13(Mon01:59 UTC-7 No.405580 UTV daily post c 80-85- UTV filen ame rundown posts at the time. See-f------ projecting manet c--- that's what you are. This would be the second hole a one on s anyone know what One day I wish to meet UTV in person. As such, I think it would make sense to plan the layout for our home when we eventually do. We would probably live in an apartment at first, with UTV working and me staying home to continue my archiving and writings about him and looking after our pet 71 KB, 432x585, ainsley5 jpg a plan for a a side where UTV vas o prove his points in the The first way I am making myself feel like I Iive with UTV is leaving out a list r example doing the dishes and taking out the bins. 5a7 One forced this "HURR UTV IS A Mit in the f------ there's no f------ way it's a joke, this s--- is almost 100 pages □ Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon02 55 UTC-7 No 40558867 Reples: 2aassaazz-sssas§ s this actual r--- ? ike is this what it feels like t UTV belt putting myself in UTVs shoes right now and holy mother of god, i think this is next level r--- you can see, the house will have a fairly standard layout with a couple of exceptions. However, there are a number of reasons for the selected outlay of the home. The kitchen, or Kentchen as I have cleverly dubbed it directly next to the door so that when UTV comes home from a hard day at work I can instantly prepare the sort food he is used to from his childhood. The spare bedroom is in use for when we initially move in and are When I have to go out and miss UTV I always want to read some of his posts. This idea is a belt with UTV posts attached that allows me to quickly pull off a UTV post at any time for my reading. They are lresponses to me and seem more personal and make me miss him less. I need to find a strong way Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)03 07 UTC-7 No 40559059 I will have a study so that I can work on my writing about UTV from home and archive any/trb/ posts he makes a work. Iwill also have him build me a library with his strong arms and I would put my archives of his posts in there 10/06/13(Sun)1 How UTV and came to pair up in the form of a dating website 1006/13(Sun)1 cking weird towards the end but still 1006/13Sun)17 52 UTC-7 No 40542962 I genuinely dant know what to like this ever again don't think 10/06/13(Sun)1 I think it's fairly clear he r---- and murdered UTV and now has to go on the run Godspeed archiver, Godspeed. There are a good number of homeless individuals in and around the UK. I am considering going around, and instead of handing them money, handing them UTV posts that include positive messages. I am sure that the homeless will appreciate this, as they are generally unhappy and they s as 10/06/13(Sun)18 23 UTC-7 No 40544441 p the courage, are now imagining the archiver pushing UTV's dead body around in a wheelchair and lving a life with him similar to Weekend at walk around town and find homeless people and buskers and hand them UTV posts note. I attempted this today (The 4th of September 2013). The man looked confused but didn't look Daily UTV Diary the post I placed into the guitar case. I hope he enjoys it. The post in question is Watched Rambo earlier Seen t before but t wasn unel now that I realised just how much Daid Causo looks ike McDoam Which bought a smile to my face and will surely to the homeless mans.

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They have given me a day to remove everything and this is my final message I am sorry to UTV and hope he sees this and understands mous 1007/13(Mon)02 05 No.40558107 I have one more gift to share with him http://www.docdroid.net/4wdWeverything.pdf.html This 97 page document contains every personal work I have creat You guys made histo involves UTV in any way. It is for him, I do not want anyone else to read it. However I cannot stop you from doing so. These 255 threads have each been amazing, and I will never forget them s 100713(Mon)02:05 No.40558099 40531319 ucking Anonymous 1007/13(Mon)02 16 No. 40558258 | ▼| > I will also have him build me a library with his strong arms and I would put my archives of his posts in there as a paper copy. This room would be covered in metal walls so that nothing could destroy it. 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I don't think that Anonymou ctober 2013 nonymous : 1007/13(Mon)02 50 No 40558786 [ 1 KB, 650x450) igdb google Today my mask almost slipped. I was almost seen by a parent whose gender I won't reveal here detailing UTV work. Luckily I was able to avoid it but I have to hope they are not aroused by this. Anyway, onto the days UTV posts. Naturally, they were fantastic-Only 7 of them today but it wasn't a fast day and I have to expect that it could be freshers week t UTV's university, and some fish are not meant to be caged, especially when they have feathers as bright as UTV's, so I do not mind if he does not post often during these times e wants to continue this relationship. He once again referred to Ladford as The Elephant Man", which gets funnier with e was homosexual-He shows some homoerotic tendencies i Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)0228 No. 40558425 | ging (106 KB, 640x480) igdb google repitions, then admitted nobody placed anything in his ass. That is reassuring although I would not be annoyed his interactions with both Grenville and myself and I can understand him wanting to takethings further in an imminently sexual manner This is when you got busted. RIP in peace ing surreal ous 10071 us 1007/M Congratulations,You're the most autistic person on 4chan. No one will ever come as close as you. You even managed to out autism us. Our waifu threads have nothing on this. 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About

The Philmarilion is a 97-page document containing exhaustive notes, poems and other artworks centered around 4chan user “UTV," authored and released by “the archiver” in October 2013.

Background

In June 2013, 4chan user known as "the archiver" began following and commenting on user UTV’s threads on the /sp/ (sports) board, prompting UTV to lash out and demand to be left alone (shown below).

Notable Developments

On July 1st, the archiver began logging all of UTV’s activities on the site, as well as writing poems and creating collages based on UTV's posts. In one of the poems titled "A Sonnet for UTV," the archiver confesses his obsession with a tribute to UTV's favorite English premiere football club Aston Villa.

A Sonnet for UTV How can I explain my deep seated love for UTV? could compare him to an Aston illa goal But unlike a Villa goal UTV enlightens me I want him with me always like a benign mole An Aston Villa goal may not always make me giggle Whereas Phil from Kent will always make me chuckle With each joke he posts and when his regens get a n----- Under the weight of Phil my heartstrings will buckle The main reason I can't compare him to when Villa score Is that I don't think of Villa goals when alone Whereas UTV's posts rub cream on my soul when it's sore Phil turns me to softness like Medusa turns man to stone So long as UTV posts and his words manage to thrive Then I will be there for him updating the love archive.

On September 8th, the archiver launched a campaign known as “the bait club” which aimed to obtain UTV’s personal information.^[1] On September 12th, the UTV Archiver YouTube channel released three cryptic videos titled “utvout” (shown below, left), “utv aps” (shown below, right) and “volume26.” According to an archived 4chan thread,^[5] some speculated that the videos were recorded inside UTV’s apartment.

[This video has been removed]

Philmarilion Released

On October 6th, the archiver posted a 97-page document titled “The Philmarilion”^[3] on the /sp/ (Sports) board on 4chan,^[6] which included the entirety of his collection of works regarding UTV. (shown below).

“I have been with UTV for 255 threads. This is the last one. My parents have discovered my UTV works, and they have insisted I remove everything of the type from my computer and be done with it. They will be monitoring my activities now to sure I cannot do it any more. They have given me a day to remove everything and this is my final message. I am sorry to UTV and hope he sees this and understands.”

On the same day, a thread about the Philmarilion was posted on 4chan's /k/^[2] (Weapons) board, describing the author as “the most autistic user in the history of 4chan.” On October 8th, 2013, Redditor DreadfortReek posted a link to the document on the /r/cringe^[4] subreddit, where it received more than 280 up votes and 70 comments in the first 48 hours. The same day, an infographic about the document was submitted to the /x/ (Paranormal) board on 4chan (shown below).^[6]

On October 9th, a thread was submitted to /sp/^[7] questioning if UTV had been murdered by the archiver. On October 11th, the Internet news site The Daily Dot^[1] published an article about the document.

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External References

^[1] The Daily Dot – The most obsessive user in 4chan history

^[2] Heinessen – /k/ Trigger Disclipline General

^[3] Doc Droid – The Philmarilion

^[4] Reddit – User on 4chans Sports board follows the posting of another user

^[5] 4chandata – mods deleting archiver/UTV threads

^[6] 4plebs – Paranormal

^[7] Foolz – /sp/

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The Philmarilion is a 97-page document containing exhaustive notes, poems and other artworks centered around 4chan user “UTV," authored and released by “the archiver” in October 2013.

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