The Philmarilion

The Philmarilion

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About

The Philmarilion is a 97-page document containing exhaustive notes, poems and other artworks centered around 4chan user “UTV," authored and released by “the archiver” in October 2013.

Background

In June 2013, 4chan user known as "the archiver" began following and commenting on user UTV’s threads on the /sp/ (sports) board, prompting UTV to lash out and demand to be left alone (shown below).


□ UTV Gabby . Tekkers-Weimann MjaFQpDkME 06/23/13(Sun)01 Octopus crawls into its tank with a scarf over its head gif (2 MB, 386x2 -s HOW ABOUT YOU JUST F--- OFF!? YOU F------ C--- STOP F------ STALKING ME F------ SAD P------------ UTV !MjaFQpDKME 06/21/13 (Fri)20:56:43 No.36850073 [ How can I hound Given out of the club? There's no way I'm paying him £5.5 to terminate his contract. Just f--- off you f------ c--- 贂UTV MjaFQpDkME Li] 06/21/13(Fri)16:49:52 No.36844453 [▼ y235844385rYou) F--- off UTVIMjaFQpDkMERE 06/21/13(Fri)18:37:19 No.36846588 [m] 3684 l uploaded it onto Youtube D YOU NEED TO SHUT THE F----- (embed) '」um, IMjaFQpDkME C13 06/20/13 (Thu)20:45:02 No. 368 03896 [▼ LI F------ stop

Notable Developments

On July 1st, the archiver began logging all of UTV’s activities on the site, as well as writing poems and creating collages based on UTV's posts. In one of the poems titled "A Sonnet for UTV," the archiver confesses his obsession with a tribute to UTV's favorite English premiere football club Aston Villa.


A Sonnet for UTV How can I explain my deep seated love for UTV? could compare him to an Aston illa goal But unlike a Villa goal UTV enlightens me I want him with me always like a benign mole An Aston Villa goal may not always make me giggle Whereas Phil from Kent will always make me chuckle With each joke he posts and when his regens get a n----- Under the weight of Phil my heartstrings will buckle The main reason I can't compare him to when Villa score Is that I don't think of Villa goals when alone Whereas UTV's posts rub cream on my soul when it's sore Phil turns me to softness like Medusa turns man to stone So long as UTV posts and his words manage to thrive Then I will be there for him updating the love archive.

On September 8th, the archiver launched a campaign known as “the bait club” which aimed to obtain UTV’s personal information.[1] On September 12th, the UTV Archiver YouTube channel released three cryptic videos titled “utvout” (shown below, left), “utv aps” (shown below, right) and “volume26.” According to an archived 4chan thread,[5] some speculated that the videos were recorded inside UTV’s apartment.



Philmarilion Released

On October 6th, the archiver posted a 97-page document titled “The Philmarilion”[3] on the /sp/ (Sports) board on 4chan,[6] which included the entirety of his collection of works regarding UTV. (shown below).

“I have been with UTV for 255 threads. This is the last one. My parents have discovered my UTV works, and they have insisted I remove everything of the type from my computer and be done with it. They will be monitoring my activities now to sure I cannot do it any more. They have given me a day to remove everything and this is my final message. I am sorry to UTV and hope he sees this and understands.”


1379035004569.ipg (1.2 MB, 3496x1708) google igdb IN eternal /trb/ MiniFridge lla9eUEc4Hsdx 10/06/13(Sun)15:56:41 No.40530800[▼1 >>40530939 old thread >40485588 (Dead Useful /trb/ related links: http://pastebin.com/rNesNFd9 FM14 release date: 31st of October 2013 [-] Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)15:58:35 No.40530939 >>40530800 (OP) lol i remember those pictures H □ DinglefritzlltIDvr4zqHXl-1 10/06/13(Sun)16:04:47 No.40531294|2240531726 fm2013.ipg (35 KB, 200x432) google igdb H >405314442>4053 1 454 >>40531457>>40531606 >>4053 16 18 >>40531728 L| [Deleted] Anonymous R 10/06/13(Sun)16:05:19 No.40531319 [▼]>>40531351 >>40532336 40532477 >>40532594>>40532622 >40533076 >>40533458 >40533517 >>40534115 >40534224 >40534430 >>40534554 >40534743 40535136 >>40536745 >>40537279 >40539057 >40539949 >>40546766 >>40549397 >40556641 40556691 >40556734 40556748 >40556757 >40556776 >>40556781 >40556819 >>40556873 >40556979 >>40557090 >40557095>40557177>40557185 >>40557198 40557246 40557265 40557268 >40557270>40557333 >>40557564 >>40557674 40557686 >>40557737 40557752 >40557767 >40557817>40557820 >40557829 >40557865 >40557875 40557886 >40557888 >>40557889 >>40557892 >40557911 >40557922 >>40557935 >40557939 >40557946 >40557949>40557950 >40557952 >>40557953 40557970 40557991 >40557997 >40557999 >>40558034 >>40558042 40558044 >40558047 40558055 >40558060 >40558069>>40558077 >40558084 40558087 40558091 40558096 >40558099 >40558106 >>40558107 >40558111 40558121 >40558124 >>40558126 >40558128 40558130>40558132 >40558147 40558151 40558155 40558157 >4055817140558172 >>40558182 >40558183 40558193 >40558197 40558201 >40558202 40558211>40558212 40558216 >40558221 >>40558229 40558238 >>40558247 >40531406 UTVs trb posts volume 255.png (77 KB, 1846x1040) google igdb 255 threads I have been with UTV for 255 threads. This is the last one. My parents have discovered my UTV works, and they have insisted I remove everything of the type from my computer and be done with it. They will be monitoring my activities now to sure I cannot do it any more. They have given me a day to remove everything and this is my final message l am sorry to UTV and hope he sees this and understands I have one more gift to share with him http://www.docdroid.net/4wdl/e This 97 page document contains every personal work I have created that involves UTV in any way. It is for him, I do not want anyone else to read it. However I cannot stop you f html from doing so. These 255 threads have each been amazing, and I will never forget them Goodb ye [-] □ Anonymous「 10/06/13(Sun)16:05:57 No.40531351 [▼] >>40531319 (Dead) oh my go 31619710 +9 22

On the same day, a thread about the Philmarilion was posted on 4chan's /k/[2] (Weapons) board, describing the author as “the most autistic user in the history of 4chan.” On October 8th, 2013, Redditor DreadfortReek posted a link to the document on the /r/cringe[4] subreddit, where it received more than 280 up votes and 70 comments in the first 48 hours. The same day, an infographic about the document was submitted to the /x/ (Paranormal) board on 4chan (shown below).[6]


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Kopitardashian [CHIL gdjfhy9E i 1007/13(Mon)02:40 No.4055861 26 KB. 1337076289197 jpg (6 KB, 167 x251) igdb google send them t their autism anymore e this only e onymous a 100713(Mon)02:05 No.40558096 | ainsley5 ing (171 KB, 432x585) iadh google 1007/1 3(Monjo2 16 No 40558259 | 1007/13(Mon)02.09 No.4055814 1ang (817 KB, 696x720) jgdh google Anonymou Il my years of 4chan never have I laughed and been disgusted This is the greatest thing I have ever r you ead, thank You may not be kebab, but you these are 8 long years of scat. gore, and all types of s--- but never a actual legitimate stalker like this Relive. http://www.docdroid.net/4wdl/everything.pdf.html What a wonderful day today was! UTV and I celebrated our 200th anniversary. He took the flustered fox for a walk with me. We held hands and kissed under the moonlit afternoon sky. He then cooked me a delicious dinner..." /sp/ - Sports

On October 9th, a thread was submitted to /sp/[7] questioning if UTV had been murdered by the archiver. On October 11th, the Internet news site The Daily Dot[1] published an article about the document.

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