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A Sonnet for UTV How can I explain my deep seated love for UTV? could compare him to an Aston illa goal But unlike a Villa goal UTV enlightens me I want him with me always like a benign mole An Aston Villa goal may not always make me giggle Whereas Phil from Kent will always make me chuckle With each joke he posts and when his regens get a n----- Under the weight of Phil my heartstrings will buckle The main reason I can't compare him to when Villa score Is that I don't think of Villa goals when alone Whereas UTV's posts rub cream on my soul when it's sore Phil turns me to softness like Medusa turns man to stone So long as UTV posts and his words manage to thrive Then I will be there for him updating the love archive.

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Iintentionally will not do these chores so that I I have one more git to share with him /www.docdroid.net/4wdl I am also going to leave labels on food that state they belong to UTV. To make it more realistic they will be hilariously misnamed, with the milk called Orange Juice and I can't Believe its not Butter called Butter This 97 page document contains every personal work I have created that involves UTV in any way him, I do not want anyone else to read it. However I cannot stop you from doing so. These 255 threads have each been amazing, and I will never user UTV. I have archived his posts, □ BOLD !tQ9bnVBqK6 4 10/07/13(Mon)00 45 UTC-7 No 40557265 This is some serial killer stuff right here However, most of the things I have written about him have no place e public eye. This is llection of private works, stories, images, and other features about U Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00 53 UTC-7 No 40557333 4337 png-(168 KB, 287x396, ashley cole worry.png) e for my own usage a uck why UTV? UTV has something I cannot explain. He ha certain magnetism, if he s often enough t □ Anonymous 띄 10/07/13(Mon)01 38 UTC-7 NO 40557752 Reples 쯔4assm2 t UTV t My first invention idea is a doormat with posts from UTV haters attached, so I can wipe my feet o them when I enter and exit my home. The picture shows the initial schematic. po we can cont our fruitful and boundless relation MB Why am I doing this? Because UTV is my passion, my hobby and my social life. I loveh Nothing can top the feel, the incredible happiness, which I get This is the greatest thing Ive ever seen in post. That feeling sp/ start to think t perfectly, its like playing Tetris but instead of blocks, I have funny, intelligent, wisdom filled and witty posts. Writing about him will only feed my appetite for UTV. Archiving his posts isn't enough. They are my bread and my butter but this is the salt and pepper on the anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)01.40 UTC-7 No 40557772 Repies》40 can't gonna post this need to see this ing-(96 KB, 502*417, 1372812147624. jpg 0 able of Contents 100 pages 6-8- Racism Maps Jesus Christ guy 8 UTC-7 No 4055787 Anonymous I-1 10/07/13(Mon)01 49 UTC-7 No 40557892 This is a ransom note made up from texts would send. I may then discuss the scenario of where I would keep him, how I would maintain his posts. If I were to ever kidnap him this is what I to ever grace this site UTV ruse cruise require at least, £40m to have him given back to t seem like I live with UTV s--- ice job reading you f------ riget inge My Masters dissertation wasnt as detailed as this remove his Feet and force h Why does UTV like Spideman? Frimpong Akpom Pingpong !cBIKpawTcE 10/07/13 Mon )01:50 UTC-7 No.40557905 potatoes then send his fat, short corpse to you I have designed some holes for a UTV golf course to play in leisure time when I can afford to build it. The theme of the course it the epic debate he had with t has a consistent theme and a good narrative that can really add to the hole shows the gradual escalation in the debate which was about who started Anonymous_ 10/07/13(Mon101 51 UTC-7 No. 40557922 Replies: 405579 renville all the way back in threads 28 and 29.I fought this the best thing to use 50-51-UTV Invention Ideas ipg-(27 KB, 500x502, laughing joey ipg W--?1 Dude, get a life man... This is some senious serial killer s--- right here 55-57- UTV Mini Golf the joke regarding UTV's height. It shows a couple of his posts getting angry with 64-67- What UTV said before he rused jesus f--- what raight shot. T UTV city Anonymous E1 10/07/13(Mon01:59 UTC-7 No.405580 UTV daily post c 80-85- UTV filen ame rundown posts at the time. See-f------ projecting manet c--- that's what you are. This would be the second hole a one on s anyone know what One day I wish to meet UTV in person. As such, I think it would make sense to plan the layout for our home when we eventually do. 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The kitchen, or Kentchen as I have cleverly dubbed it directly next to the door so that when UTV comes home from a hard day at work I can instantly prepare the sort food he is used to from his childhood. The spare bedroom is in use for when we initially move in and are When I have to go out and miss UTV I always want to read some of his posts. This idea is a belt with UTV posts attached that allows me to quickly pull off a UTV post at any time for my reading. They are lresponses to me and seem more personal and make me miss him less. I need to find a strong way Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)03 07 UTC-7 No 40559059 I will have a study so that I can work on my writing about UTV from home and archive any/trb/ posts he makes a work. Iwill also have him build me a library with his strong arms and I would put my archives of his posts in there 10/06/13(Sun)1 How UTV and came to pair up in the form of a dating website 1006/13(Sun)1 cking weird towards the end but still 1006/13Sun)17 52 UTC-7 No 40542962 I genuinely dant know what to like this ever again don't think 10/06/13(Sun)1 I think it's fairly clear he r---- and murdered UTV and now has to go on the run Godspeed archiver, Godspeed. There are a good number of homeless individuals in and around the UK. I am considering going around, and instead of handing them money, handing them UTV posts that include positive messages. I am sure that the homeless will appreciate this, as they are generally unhappy and they s as 10/06/13(Sun)18 23 UTC-7 No 40544441 p the courage, are now imagining the archiver pushing UTV's dead body around in a wheelchair and lving a life with him similar to Weekend at walk around town and find homeless people and buskers and hand them UTV posts note. I attempted this today (The 4th of September 2013). The man looked confused but didn't look Daily UTV Diary the post I placed into the guitar case. I hope he enjoys it. The post in question is Watched Rambo earlier Seen t before but t wasn unel now that I realised just how much Daid Causo looks ike McDoam Which bought a smile to my face and will surely to the homeless mans.
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They have given me a day to remove everything and this is my final message I am sorry to UTV and hope he sees this and understands mous 1007/13(Mon)02 05 No.40558107 I have one more gift to share with him http://www.docdroid.net/4wdWeverything.pdf.html This 97 page document contains every personal work I have creat You guys made histo involves UTV in any way. It is for him, I do not want anyone else to read it. However I cannot stop you from doing so. These 255 threads have each been amazing, and I will never forget them s 100713(Mon)02:05 No.40558099 40531319 ucking Anonymous 1007/13(Mon)02 16 No. 40558258 | ▼| > I will also have him build me a library with his strong arms and I would put my archives of his posts in there as a paper copy. This room would be covered in metal walls so that nothing could destroy it. 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I don't think that Anonymou ctober 2013 nonymous : 1007/13(Mon)02 50 No 40558786 [ 1 KB, 650x450) igdb google Today my mask almost slipped. I was almost seen by a parent whose gender I won't reveal here detailing UTV work. Luckily I was able to avoid it but I have to hope they are not aroused by this. Anyway, onto the days UTV posts. Naturally, they were fantastic-Only 7 of them today but it wasn't a fast day and I have to expect that it could be freshers week t UTV's university, and some fish are not meant to be caged, especially when they have feathers as bright as UTV's, so I do not mind if he does not post often during these times e wants to continue this relationship. He once again referred to Ladford as The Elephant Man", which gets funnier with e was homosexual-He shows some homoerotic tendencies i Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)0228 No. 40558425 | ging (106 KB, 640x480) igdb google repitions, then admitted nobody placed anything in his ass. That is reassuring although I would not be annoyed his interactions with both Grenville and myself and I can understand him wanting to takethings further in an imminently sexual manner This is when you got busted. RIP in peace ing surreal ous 10071 us 1007/M Congratulations,You're the most autistic person on 4chan. No one will ever come as close as you. You even managed to out autism us. Our waifu threads have nothing on this. 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Kopitardashian [CHIL gdjfhy9E i 1007/13(Mon)02:40 No.4055861 26 KB. 1337076289197 jpg (6 KB, 167 x251) igdb google send them t their autism anymore e this only e onymous a 100713(Mon)02:05 No.40558096 | ainsley5 ing (171 KB, 432x585) iadh google 1007/1 3(Monjo2 16 No 40558259 | 1007/13(Mon)02.09 No.4055814 1ang (817 KB, 696x720) jgdh google Anonymou Il my years of 4chan never have I laughed and been disgusted This is the greatest thing I have ever r you ead, thank You may not be kebab, but you these are 8 long years of scat. gore, and all types of s--- but never a actual legitimate stalker like this Relive. http://www.docdroid.net/4wdl/everything.pdf.html What a wonderful day today was! UTV and I celebrated our 200th anniversary. He took the flustered fox for a walk with me. We held hands and kissed under the moonlit afternoon sky. He then cooked me a delicious dinner..." /sp/ - Sports
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