Every Woman I Know / Every Man I Know

Every Woman I Know / Every Man I Know

Updated May 03, 2019 at 01:07PM EDT by Adam.

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Every Woman I Know / Every Man I Know refers to a snowclone riffing on a tweet which which compares the intense amount of hard work women put into themselves as oppose to the little work men put into themselves. Though the original tweet was meant sincerely, many of the parodies used the format for absurd punchlines while others complained jokes mocking men in that ilk were tired.

Origin

On May 1st, author and comedian Lane Moore[1] tweeted a joke about how every woman she knew was putting a tremendous amount of work into their appearance and their self, while men had transitioned out of using 3-in-1 shampoo/body wash. The tweet gained over 820 retweets and 5,700 likes (shown below).


How To Be Alone (by me Lane * Follow V @hellolanemoore every woman I know: works out, meditates, starting a business, in therapy, 12 step skincare routine, mastered contouring and winged eyeliner, reading self-help books. every guy I know: used to use a 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash, but uses separate body wash now 9:35 PM-1 May 2019

Spread

After Moore's tweet, some Twitter users began to make similar jokes. User @prophethusband made such a joke that gained over 130 retweets and 1,700 likes (shown below, left). User @hellenkeniford tweeted a joke that gained over 80 likes (shown below, right).


diet pepsi for breakfast @prophethusband Follow every woman i know: works out, does yoga, runs her own charity, works as a surgeon or lawyer, has a well-fed beautiful cat called Hermione every man i know: just asked "do i really have to pay taxes?" in a discord server called Gamers Against Women 5:23 PM - 2 May 2019 mike gravel reply guy Follow @hellenkeniford every woman i know: posting tweets about every woman they know and every man they know that simplify the complexities of human relationships and flatten the world into binary gender categories every man i know: jk i don't know any men and i refuse to meet one 6:38 PM-2 May 2019

Though some of the tweets reiterated the original's point about men putting in less effort than women, many examples of the meme parodied the format itself with absurd punchlines. For example, user @woodmasterfresh tweeted the lyrics to We Didn't Start the Fire, gaining over 130 likes (shown below, left). User @extranapkins joked about the format by setting it in an absurd situation, gaining over 50 retweets and 500 likes (shown below, right).


bobo the sleuth @woodmasterfresh Follow every woman i know: birth control, ho chi minh, richard nixon back again, moonshot, woodstock, watergate, punk rock, begin, reagan, palestine, terror on the airline, ayatollah in iran, russians in afghanistan every man i know: didn't start the fire 1:51 AM -3 May 2019 "Steve" @extranapkins Follow every woman I know: dignified countess who just wants her sitting parlour repainted with no funny business every man I know: moths flying out of wallet, wearing a badly crumpled top hat, permanent five o clock shadow painted on his face 4:33 PM-2 May 2019

Others critiqued the original tweet. User @asunflowerpose tweeted a joke making a point that the entire tweet was incorrect (shown below, left). User @DIY_Skeleton stated that the kind of joke the original tweet made was tiring (shown below, right). Jokes were covered by Daily Dot.[2]


Tracy Letts Them Eat Doritos @asunflowerpose Follow every woman I know: laughing at your "women are awesome because they use shampoo" tweets, self-empowered outside of phony market solutions every man I know: critical of gender binarist meme formats, introspective to a fault every nb person I know: way more interesting than you 1:11 PM - 2 May 2019 it is me, patrick @DIY_skeleton Follow Can we please please stop doing s--- like this, it's so f------ tiring How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now @hellolanemoore every woman I know: works out, meditates, starting a business, in therapy, 12 step skincare routine, mastered contouring and winged eyeliner, reading self-help books. every guy know: used to use a 3-n-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash, but.. Show this thread

Various Examples


sam Foltlow @mardirooster every woman I know: going to college to get more knowledge every guy I know: going to Jupiter to get more stupider 12:58 PM 2 May 2019 SparkNotes @SparkNotes Follow Every woman I know: beautiful, pure of heart, fantastic singing voice Every man I know: lives in the basement plays nonstop organ music, wears a mask and drops chandeliers on innocent bystanders when his protégée isn't allowed to perform in the opera's starring role 11:48 AM - 3 May 2019 g a by Follow @gabydvj every woman i know: nice, cool, fun, gets sad sometimes, is a complex being every white twitter feminist i know: does quirky gender essentialism for retweets 12:50 PM - 2 May 2019 guy who says "totes mcgotes" wit... @husbandsrevenge Followw every woman I know: the exact same kind of awful white woman as me . How To Be Alone (by me Lane Mo @hellolanemoore Follow every woman I know: works out, meditates, starting a business, in therapy, 12 step skincare routine, mastered contouring and winged eyeliner, reading self-help books. every guy I know: used to use a 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash, but uses separate body wash now. 5:35 PM-1 May 2019 372 Retweets 2379 Likes SO 2:17 PM - 2 May 2019 leon @leyawn Following Replying to @normal now every woman i know: tucks me in bed, helps me tie my shoes, reads me a bedtime story every guy i know: plays catch with me in the backyard, drives me to school, teaches me how to mow the lawn 1:20 PM - 2 May 2019 law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg Followv every woman i know: is "gallant" from highlights for children magazine CE every man i know: is "goofus" from highlights for children magazine 5:15 PM - 2 May 2019

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