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Having Emotions Is Gay.

Megha @meghaverma_art There's a trend, and I think I've only seen it in the last 5-6 years, of grown men crying when they see their bride walking down the aisle. I have to say it is extremely gay. Men shouldn't cry at such things. It should be reserved for extreme moments of pain eg death. 7:14 AM 6/16/23 from Earth 9.4M Views ● ●

Megha @meghaverma_art There's a trend, and I think I've only seen it in the last 5-6 years, of grown men crying when they see their bride walking down the aisle. I have to say it is extremely gay. Men shouldn't cry at such things. It should be reserved for extreme moments of pain eg death. 7:14 AM 6/16/23 from Earth 9.4M Views ● ●

Great Job Elon!

Elon Musk @elonmusk 24m To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we've applied the following temporary limits: - Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day - Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day - New unverified accounts to 300/day 19.8K 52.7K ♡39.7K 39.7K 7M go

Elon Musk @elonmusk 24m To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we've applied the following temporary limits: - Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day - Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day - New unverified accounts to 300/day 19.8K 52.7K ♡39.7K 39.7K 7M go

Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants

NYCFireWire YC Fire Wire @NYCFireWire HEWE SETMA Manhattan this evening. You gotta do what you gotta do to get water. NY change here in the 01:37 6/29/23 from Earth 8.9M Views ● 887 Retweets 884 Quotes TUVICA MEDICAL PRACTICE

NYCFireWire YC Fire Wire @NYCFireWire HEWE SETMA Manhattan this evening. You gotta do what you gotta do to get water. NY change here in the 01:37 6/29/23 from Earth 8.9M Views ● 887 Retweets 884 Quotes TUVICA MEDICAL PRACTICE

A Bit Counter-Intuitive No?

Guess It Was Breakable.

Canadian attorney Garry Hoy showing a group of young students at his 24th-floor office that his window was unbreakable, it wasn't. 1993

Canadian attorney Garry Hoy showing a group of young students at his 24th-floor office that his window was unbreakable, it wasn't. 1993

Just Control It!

Replying to Im a business owner & I refuse to pay menstrual leave. 1) I can't afford it. 2) Y'all can control y'all cycles, I know y'all can. Do it at home & turn it off before coming to work. Be a professional no matter how bad the pain is. Respect your male coworkers & be nice to customers

Replying to Im a business owner & I refuse to pay menstrual leave. 1) I can't afford it. 2) Y'all can control y'all cycles, I know y'all can. Do it at home & turn it off before coming to work. Be a professional no matter how bad the pain is. Respect your male coworkers & be nice to customers

Read That Again, But Slowly...

TIME TIME @TIME How Ukraine's dam collapse could become the country's 'Chernobyl' BAFK FERRE AR ...

TIME TIME @TIME How Ukraine's dam collapse could become the country's 'Chernobyl' BAFK FERRE AR ...

Freedom!!!

Albert Lee @AlbertLee2020 In America, you and your doctor can both agree that you need a surgery but you have to get permission from a third-party for-profit insurance company or it can't be paid for. It's called freedom

Albert Lee @AlbertLee2020 In America, you and your doctor can both agree that you need a surgery but you have to get permission from a third-party for-profit insurance company or it can't be paid for. It's called freedom

Till Death Do One Of Us Gets Cancer

I divorced my dying husband - he wallowed in self-pity and killed my vibe June 20, 2023 | 11:11am | Updated 'Til near death do us part. A woman has opened up about why she divorced her dying husband, saying his five-year cancer battle took a toll on their marriage as he wallowed in self-pity.

I divorced my dying husband - he wallowed in self-pity and killed my vibe June 20, 2023 | 11:11am | Updated 'Til near death do us part. A woman has opened up about why she divorced her dying husband, saying his five-year cancer battle took a toll on their marriage as he wallowed in self-pity.

Very Funny Indeed

Pop Base @PopBase The man who threw the phone at Bebe Rexha admits he was purposely trying to hit her because he thought it "would be funny." He has since been charged with two counts of assault, one count of harassment, one count of aggravated harassment and one count of attempted assault, according to Rolling Stone.

Pop Base @PopBase The man who threw the phone at Bebe Rexha admits he was purposely trying to hit her because he thought it "would be funny." He has since been charged with two counts of assault, one count of harassment, one count of aggravated harassment and one count of attempted assault, according to Rolling Stone.

Make Up Your Mind Elon

matt @mattxiv elon got rid of the verification system, realized why it was there in the first place, brought it back. got rid of content moderation, realized it was necessary, brought it back. brought back kanye, realized why he was banned, re-banned him. what a humble genius he is

matt @mattxiv elon got rid of the verification system, realized why it was there in the first place, brought it back. got rid of content moderation, realized it was necessary, brought it back. brought back kanye, realized why he was banned, re-banned him. what a humble genius he is

Fair Enough.

ypulse "//P @ypulse #Millennials are causing a "baby bust" they aren't having enough kids to keep the U.S. population at the "replacement level" Almond. @PIACID_ That's bc rent is $1500 & jobs paying $12 an hour

ypulse "//P @ypulse #Millennials are causing a "baby bust" they aren't having enough kids to keep the U.S. population at the "replacement level" Almond. @PIACID_ That's bc rent is $1500 & jobs paying $12 an hour

But male seahorses can get pregnant...

Jo @JoJoFromJerz In case anyone was wondering just how insane Republicans are: In the state of Tennessee, they're trying to ban a book about seahorses, claiming it 'normalizes gender fluidity & the idea that males can get pregnant.' This is where we are folks. 3:35 PM 21 Feb 23 20.8K Views ●

Jo @JoJoFromJerz In case anyone was wondering just how insane Republicans are: In the state of Tennessee, they're trying to ban a book about seahorses, claiming it 'normalizes gender fluidity & the idea that males can get pregnant.' This is where we are folks. 3:35 PM 21 Feb 23 20.8K Views ●

The Satanic Panic is back in full swing everyone!

How will the masses know we're worshiping satan? Easy. We're going to put a pentagram on your devil suit. 7:41 PM 12 Feb 23 888K Views ● :

How will the masses know we're worshiping satan? Easy. We're going to put a pentagram on your devil suit. 7:41 PM 12 Feb 23 888K Views ● :

cringe facepalm

Start slow with the resolution

My New Year's resolution is to Riken's Beant read more. Yes. I turned the subtitles on. Have you started? Riken's Beard

My New Year's resolution is to Riken's Beant read more. Yes. I turned the subtitles on. Have you started? Riken's Beard

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getting fact checked by your own website

Elon Musk @elonmusk Real-time posting of someone else's location violates doxxing policy, but delayed posting of locations are ok Readers added context they thought people might want to know Publishing flight records is protected under the First Amendment. Cf. Smith v. Daily Mail Pub. Co., 443 U.S. 97 (1979) supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/...

Elon Musk @elonmusk Real-time posting of someone else's location violates doxxing policy, but delayed posting of locations are ok Readers added context they thought people might want to know Publishing flight records is protected under the First Amendment. Cf. Smith v. Daily Mail Pub. Co., 443 U.S. 97 (1979) supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/...

Nice

Imagine being a mag that advocates for body positivity and uplifting all people and you shame two girls with a history of eating disorders Affinity Magazine @TheAffinityMag Nicki Minaj is 34 and the Olsen twins are 30. White people age like bananas #MetGala

Imagine being a mag that advocates for body positivity and uplifting all people and you shame two girls with a history of eating disorders Affinity Magazine @TheAffinityMag Nicki Minaj is 34 and the Olsen twins are 30. White people age like bananas #MetGala

poll master

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 5h Unsuspend accounts who doxxed my exact location in real-time Now In 7 days 1,512,498 votes 18 hours left 27.6K Now Tomorrow 13.9K Elon Musk @elonmusk. 5h Unsuspend accounts who doxxed my exact location in real-time 7 days from now Longer 535,233 votes. Final results 18.8K 11.3K 28.9K Elon Musk @elonmusk 5h Sorry, too many options. Will redo poll. 7,478 3,478 41.4K (→ 35.8K (→ (→ : 59.5% 40.5% 43% 4.5% 14.4% 38.1% :

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 5h Unsuspend accounts who doxxed my exact location in real-time Now In 7 days 1,512,498 votes 18 hours left 27.6K Now Tomorrow 13.9K Elon Musk @elonmusk. 5h Unsuspend accounts who doxxed my exact location in real-time 7 days from now Longer 535,233 votes. Final results 18.8K 11.3K 28.9K Elon Musk @elonmusk 5h Sorry, too many options. Will redo poll. 7,478 3,478 41.4K (→ 35.8K (→ (→ : 59.5% 40.5% 43% 4.5% 14.4% 38.1% :

no breastfeeding for boy babies!

6 hours ago Mothers who breastfeed boy babies need to stop. We need to empower more females in this world and by breastfeeding them we're giving them a good start in life which they deserve over a baby boy which are already physically stronger than baby girls. I have feminist views and I am not ashamed to admit that. No boy baby will ever be fed from my if I am unfortunate enough

6 hours ago Mothers who breastfeed boy babies need to stop. We need to empower more females in this world and by breastfeeding them we're giving them a good start in life which they deserve over a baby boy which are already physically stronger than baby girls. I have feminist views and I am not ashamed to admit that. No boy baby will ever be fed from my if I am unfortunate enough

free speech absolutist

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 07.11.22 My commitment to free speech extends even to not banning the account following my plane, even though that is a direct personal safety risk 39,3K 35,4K Replying to @elonmusk Imao ElonJet @ElonJet 60 Following 500,7K Followers 396K ↑. Account suspended Twitter suspends accounts that violate the Twitter Rules. Learn more

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 07.11.22 My commitment to free speech extends even to not banning the account following my plane, even though that is a direct personal safety risk 39,3K 35,4K Replying to @elonmusk Imao ElonJet @ElonJet 60 Following 500,7K Followers 396K ↑. Account suspended Twitter suspends accounts that violate the Twitter Rules. Learn more