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>last day of school, thank god >sit in the park to find peace >be me >be 15 >fattest kid in high school >tortured constantly by assholes >i know i can lose weight, i just don't try >worst bully of all is a lanky, skinny p------------ >let's just call him d------ >there's an old man a few benches down, reading a newspaper >i have a moment of absolute piece "Hey, Anon" >areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg >the unmistakable rasp of this douchebag's voice. >think of Syndrome's voice, from the Incredibles "Wanna ride my skateboard? Wait, no, you're so fat that you might break it." >a terrible and badly worded insult, but it still f------ hurts >i don't respond "What the f--- is this? Are you trying to ignore me? It won't work. I know that you can see and hear me, lard-ass." >uh-oh, doucheometor has hit the red section "And as long as I know those two things I will never leave, fatty." >he rambles for what seems like hours, some of his friends come along the same route and join in >whowouldwanttobefriendswiththisguy.jpg "Hey!" >i hear a new voice. >it's the old man a few benches down. >d------ looks over "What do you want, gramps? >the old man takes out a cigar and lights it, saying: "I would not make fun of people's weight if I were you." "Why not?" "Because when your entire arm is skinnier than most men's d----, you should realize you have a weight problem, too." >mfw i hear this glorious insult. >there's more, continue? leaving >>552226064 (OP) >all right, so d------ and his friends just freeze >instead of responding they just leave, extremely embarrassed. that their leader was told by an old man. >i look at the old man >he's literally staring off into the direction the pack of assholes are >just before they round the corner, he yells: "I see you're turning in the direction of the gay bar!" >there was indeed, a gay bar in the direction they were turning >ilostmyshit.jpg >they stopped for one second >the best comeback they had was yelling: "F--- YOU!" >they shouldn't have said that >the old man countered it perfectly "F--- ME? No, sorry, I don't want to join your little o--- later. And what are you doing interested in someone my age, anyway?" >here i am, sitting on this bench, losing my s--- because of this old man's insults >he then makes sure they leave, and then sits down next to me >we begin to chat >the entire street block is staring at us >we don't give a s--- >Thanks man. Oh, no trouble kid, he got what he deserved. >What's your name? Franklin, but you can call me Frank. Yours? >Anon. Pleased to meet you, Anon. >You as well, Frank. >Frank pauses for a moment >he then turns to me and asks: Have you ever done anything to deserve the b------- he just gave you? >No. I'm just overweight, so he targets me. A skinny little bitch insulting someone who could kill them merely by sitting on them? You have to show him that you mean business. >i have heard every single word he said, and i play the scene out in my head, me trying to fight him >i lose and get humiliated in front of the entire school >No, no, I'd... I'd rather not, I'll just ignore him until he quits. B-------! >Frank stabs his cane down How do get rid of cancer? >You fight it? Exactly! It never goes away, but if you beat it enough, its presence won't bother you. >What does cancer have to so with any of this? That skinny little s---? He is cancer. He sees someone who won't fight back, he sees someone he can consume. And yet, here you sit, acting like he's a minor headache. >"minor headache" You have two choices. Let him f--- with your life, or beat the s--- out of him. I see him come through this park every day. You can wait on this bench to f--- him up. >no, this guy is f------ insane >I'm sorry Frank, but I think it would just be best to avoid confrontation. >he looks me in the eye You'll see, Anon. >i go home, meet my dad >really good guy, and practically all i have left >my mother didn't... exactly want me >she just up and left around a month after my birth >i've never even met her >at least my dad gave a s--- about his responsibilities Hey, Anon, you happy school is out? >hellyesiam.jpg >dad's watching a baseball game >i sit down in a chair beside him and watch it with him You know, Anon, we could spend the entire damn summer watching these games. >But we'd get even fatter. Then we could take the place of orca whales in Sea World. >fuckinglovemyoldman.jpg >game is over, i go to bed >i wake up, first day of summer, hell yes. >go downstairs to kitchen >dad's at the fridge >he takes out an almost empty jug of milk "Well, s---." >he looks at me "Hey Anon, could you go to the store next to the park and get some milk? I've gotta get to work and I don't have time for shopping on the way." >idon'treallymind.jpg >he gives me enough to buy two jugs, and i set out >buy the jugs, exit the store with two bags, one for each jug >see Frank sitting across on his usual bench >whythehellnot.jpg >i walk up and say hi Hello, Anon, how are you doing today? >Fine. What's in the bags? >Milk, dad asked me to get some. Responsible. You're a good kid. >i was just about to get into a nice conversation with Frank when... you guessed it >d------ and friends >that f------ f----- "What's up, Lard Boy? Hanging out with the man with one foot in the grave?" >his friends acted like it was the best insult ever >easilyimpressedidiots.jpg >fred pipes up "Why yes, we are hanging out, and so are you queers, your d---- hanging out." >OH MY GOD, FRANK, THAT WAS AWESOME. "They hang out because their longer old man." "The only thing long about you is your a--- passage, so you can fit whatever size d--- you want in there." >d------ swings at Frank >FRANK F------ STOPS HIS FIST, I SWEAR TO GOD, HE HOLDS THIS SKINNY F------ HAND AND WONT LET GO >he looks at me and says one word "Milk" >he then looks at the milk jug and nods >he wants me to hit this f----- with the milk >don't think about it, just pick it up and slam it over the f-----'s head >MILK F------ EVERYWHERE >we have a few patches where a lot of drops hit us, but d------ is soaked >istillcantbelivethisshitactuallyhappened.jpg >d------ is white as a ghost now "WHAT THE F---?" >Frank looks up at him and his friends >he gives them the coldest stare i have ever seen and says: "Got milk?" >heactuallyfuckingsaidthat.jpg "Get out of here, go f--- each other or something." >They run, the actually f------ RUN >i sit back with the old man, out of breath, my heart beating like crazy >he reaches for his beard and gets a little bit of milk that found it's way there >he puts his finger in his mouth and tastes it >smacking his lips, he says: Hmmm... tastes like soaked f-----. >we f------ lose it >Frank gives me money to buy another jug of milk >i go home >d------ never bothers me again >frank and I are best friends >dad never knows about what happened ... >it ain't over yet, guys, there is still so much more to this story >and a whole lotta more Franklin >y'all ready for this s---? >so i give frank my address and tell him to come over some time >i come home and tell dad i made a friend who'll be coming over in the next few days >dad is... surprisingly cool with this >3 days later, Frank is there >>we sit down to eat (dad is a surprisingly good cook, he made some lasagna that night >Frank says to dad: Did you know your son was being bullied? >dad freezes No, I didn't, Anon, why didn't you tell me? >Frank interrupts No need to worry now. We took care of it. How? Let's leave out the details. >like i said, he never knew >Frank pipes up But, I'd like to avoid it again, and because of this, I would like to attack the reason your son was treated badly. His weight. >i freeze I'm not going to force you into this, and I'm not going to help you without your father's approval, but I can really help you get in shape. >my dad pauses, and nods his head >Frank turns to me "Now, listen, Anon, I am not going to make you do this, it's your choice. But once we start, there is no turning back." >i'm just ready for this nightmare to end >i nod my head "Alright, we start tomorrow, meet me in the park at 11:00 A.M." >So, we began >Frank first had me run as many laps around the park as i could, he said this would build up my stamina and make all the important workouts easier >on the first day i didn't even make it half way >i nearly cried, I felt so pathetic >Frank comes up to me and says the nicest s---: "You are doing incredibly well, very few people actually run as long as they can, but I can tell by how exhausted you are that you are actually trying, rest on the bench, and then when you're rested you can try this again, alright?" >so, I do this around six times in one day >i didn't notice, but Frank told me I got farther every time >by the end of the day I had actually ran the full lap >so, for four weeks I run, near the end i could run TEN F------ LAPS, I WAS SO F------ PROUD OF MYSELF, I COULD ACTUALLY DO THIS >i lose a f------ INCREDIBLE 15 pounds doing this s---. >i go from 230 lbs to 215 >we then start to do exercises, several different types in one day, so we can work on multiple parts of my body at once >we lift weights, do pushups (sucked at those), pull ups (those, too), all kinds of s---. >in one week I lose 5 pounds >210 pounds >over the next two months, i lost 30 pounds >kids at school notice me getting better >i was then 180 pounds, the perfect weight for my height >for the next 3 school years I live like a normal student >it's all because of Frank, too. >there's more, guys, a lot more >Frank is there for my high school graduation Kid, I am so f------ proud of you. I don't think I've cried harder than this in my entire life. >the old man gives me a hug >he encourages my dad to get a better job >dad actually does, we get a bigger house, life is so much better now >Frank is there when I leave for college "Good luck, Anon. I'll see you whenever you visit." >Frank does see me whenever I visit >the old man cries when I graduate and hugs me tight "I hate crying, but good lord I could drown in a river of my own tears I'm so proud. >ilovethisguy.jpg >then, something happened to dad >something bad >a drunk driver slammed into him >the shock from the impact killed him instantly >Frank was now all i had left >i inherited dad's money, his house... >Frank was in tears at the funeral >it broke my heart to see this hard ass m----------- break down crying >the drunk driver came over one day to face what he had done, and... Frank was there >i had to pull the old man off of the guy, i thought he was going to kill him "YOU M------------ P------------, I SHOULD RIP YOUR TONGUE OUT AND BLEED YOU TO DEATH!" >i had never seen him that violent >and then more things... came about "3 years" "What?" "You have three years, Franklin." >f------ melanoma >i'm driving him home, and he says to come inside his house. >he comes out with a picture of a woman and baby >Frank, what is this? "It's a picture of my wife Elizabeth and our daughter Josanna." >Well, where are they? >he just looks at me and i know what he means >Oh God... how? "House fire. I was the only one who made it out. We were married for three years, and Josanna, she was only 3 weeks old." >Why are you showing me this now? "I'll tell you, in time." >fast forward three more vears > hospital calls me >Frank wants to see me >so, of course I go "Hey, Anon." >oh god he's so thin... why did this have to happen to him? "Come closer." >he pulls out that picture of his wife and daughter >and then he says his in my ear: "I showed you that picture... really had." >he's crying now because you are the closest thing to a child I've ever "You, unlike everybody else, you sat down, you talked to me, you actually liked me." >he sniffles "I love you, Anon, even if you aren't my son, I love you." >a few minutes later >flatline >cry like a f------ baby >I miss you old man.

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>last day of school, thank god >sit in the park to find peace >be me >be 15 >fattest kid in high school >tortured constantly by assholes >i know i can lose weight, i just don't try >worst bully of all is a lanky, skinny p------------ >let's just call him d------ >there's an old man a few benches down, reading a newspaper >i have a moment of absolute piece "Hey, Anon" >areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg >the unmistakable rasp of this douchebag's voice. >think of Syndrome's voice, from the Incredibles "Wanna ride my skateboard? Wait, no, you're so fat that you might break it." >a terrible and badly worded insult, but it still f------ hurts >i don't respond "What the f--- is this? Are you trying to ignore me? It won't work. I know that you can see and hear me, lard-ass." >uh-oh, doucheometor has hit the red section "And as long as I know those two things I will never leave, fatty." >he rambles for what seems like hours, some of his friends come along the same route and join in >whowouldwanttobefriendswiththisguy.jpg "Hey!" >i hear a new voice. >it's the old man a few benches down. >d------ looks over "What do you want, gramps? >the old man takes out a cigar and lights it, saying: "I would not make fun of people's weight if I were you." "Why not?" "Because when your entire arm is skinnier than most men's d----, you should realize you have a weight problem, too." >mfw i hear this glorious insult. >there's more, continue? leaving >>552226064 (OP) >all right, so d------ and his friends just freeze >instead of responding they just leave, extremely embarrassed. that their leader was told by an old man. >i look at the old man >he's literally staring off into the direction the pack of assholes are >just before they round the corner, he yells: "I see you're turning in the direction of the gay bar!" >there was indeed, a gay bar in the direction they were turning >ilostmyshit.jpg >they stopped for one second >the best comeback they had was yelling: "F--- YOU!" >they shouldn't have said that >the old man countered it perfectly "F--- ME? No, sorry, I don't want to join your little o--- later. And what are you doing interested in someone my age, anyway?" >here i am, sitting on this bench, losing my s--- because of this old man's insults >he then makes sure they leave, and then sits down next to me >we begin to chat >the entire street block is staring at us >we don't give a s--- >Thanks man. Oh, no trouble kid, he got what he deserved. >What's your name? Franklin, but you can call me Frank. Yours? >Anon. Pleased to meet you, Anon. >You as well, Frank. >Frank pauses for a moment >he then turns to me and asks: Have you ever done anything to deserve the b------- he just gave you? >No. I'm just overweight, so he targets me. A skinny little bitch insulting someone who could kill them merely by sitting on them? You have to show him that you mean business. >i have heard every single word he said, and i play the scene out in my head, me trying to fight him >i lose and get humiliated in front of the entire school >No, no, I'd... I'd rather not, I'll just ignore him until he quits. B-------! >Frank stabs his cane down How do get rid of cancer? >You fight it? Exactly! It never goes away, but if you beat it enough, its presence won't bother you. >What does cancer have to so with any of this? That skinny little s---? He is cancer. He sees someone who won't fight back, he sees someone he can consume. And yet, here you sit, acting like he's a minor headache. >"minor headache" You have two choices. Let him f--- with your life, or beat the s--- out of him. I see him come through this park every day. You can wait on this bench to f--- him up. >no, this guy is f------ insane >I'm sorry Frank, but I think it would just be best to avoid confrontation. >he looks me in the eye You'll see, Anon. >i go home, meet my dad >really good guy, and practically all i have left >my mother didn't... exactly want me >she just up and left around a month after my birth >i've never even met her >at least my dad gave a s--- about his responsibilities Hey, Anon, you happy school is out? >hellyesiam.jpg >dad's watching a baseball game >i sit down in a chair beside him and watch it with him You know, Anon, we could spend the entire damn summer watching these games. >But we'd get even fatter. Then we could take the place of orca whales in Sea World. >fuckinglovemyoldman.jpg >game is over, i go to bed >i wake up, first day of summer, hell yes. >go downstairs to kitchen >dad's at the fridge >he takes out an almost empty jug of milk "Well, s---." >he looks at me "Hey Anon, could you go to the store next to the park and get some milk? I've gotta get to work and I don't have time for shopping on the way." >idon'treallymind.jpg >he gives me enough to buy two jugs, and i set out >buy the jugs, exit the store with two bags, one for each jug >see Frank sitting across on his usual bench >whythehellnot.jpg >i walk up and say hi Hello, Anon, how are you doing today? >Fine. What's in the bags? >Milk, dad asked me to get some. Responsible. You're a good kid. >i was just about to get into a nice conversation with Frank when... you guessed it >d------ and friends >that f------ f----- "What's up, Lard Boy? Hanging out with the man with one foot in the grave?" >his friends acted like it was the best insult ever >easilyimpressedidiots.jpg >fred pipes up "Why yes, we are hanging out, and so are you queers, your d---- hanging out." >OH MY GOD, FRANK, THAT WAS AWESOME. "They hang out because their longer old man." "The only thing long about you is your a--- passage, so you can fit whatever size d--- you want in there." >d------ swings at Frank >FRANK F------ STOPS HIS FIST, I SWEAR TO GOD, HE HOLDS THIS SKINNY F------ HAND AND WONT LET GO >he looks at me and says one word "Milk" >he then looks at the milk jug and nods >he wants me to hit this f----- with the milk >don't think about it, just pick it up and slam it over the f-----'s head >MILK F------ EVERYWHERE >we have a few patches where a lot of drops hit us, but d------ is soaked >istillcantbelivethisshitactuallyhappened.jpg >d------ is white as a ghost now "WHAT THE F---?" >Frank looks up at him and his friends >he gives them the coldest stare i have ever seen and says: "Got milk?" >heactuallyfuckingsaidthat.jpg "Get out of here, go f--- each other or something." >They run, the actually f------ RUN >i sit back with the old man, out of breath, my heart beating like crazy >he reaches for his beard and gets a little bit of milk that found it's way there >he puts his finger in his mouth and tastes it >smacking his lips, he says: Hmmm... tastes like soaked f-----. >we f------ lose it >Frank gives me money to buy another jug of milk >i go home >d------ never bothers me again >frank and I are best friends >dad never knows about what happened ... >it ain't over yet, guys, there is still so much more to this story >and a whole lotta more Franklin >y'all ready for this s---? >so i give frank my address and tell him to come over some time >i come home and tell dad i made a friend who'll be coming over in the next few days >dad is... surprisingly cool with this >3 days later, Frank is there >>we sit down to eat (dad is a surprisingly good cook, he made some lasagna that night >Frank says to dad: Did you know your son was being bullied? >dad freezes No, I didn't, Anon, why didn't you tell me? >Frank interrupts No need to worry now. We took care of it. How? Let's leave out the details. >like i said, he never knew >Frank pipes up But, I'd like to avoid it again, and because of this, I would like to attack the reason your son was treated badly. His weight. >i freeze I'm not going to force you into this, and I'm not going to help you without your father's approval, but I can really help you get in shape. >my dad pauses, and nods his head >Frank turns to me "Now, listen, Anon, I am not going to make you do this, it's your choice. But once we start, there is no turning back." >i'm just ready for this nightmare to end >i nod my head "Alright, we start tomorrow, meet me in the park at 11:00 A.M." >So, we began >Frank first had me run as many laps around the park as i could, he said this would build up my stamina and make all the important workouts easier >on the first day i didn't even make it half way >i nearly cried, I felt so pathetic >Frank comes up to me and says the nicest s---: "You are doing incredibly well, very few people actually run as long as they can, but I can tell by how exhausted you are that you are actually trying, rest on the bench, and then when you're rested you can try this again, alright?" >so, I do this around six times in one day >i didn't notice, but Frank told me I got farther every time >by the end of the day I had actually ran the full lap >so, for four weeks I run, near the end i could run TEN F------ LAPS, I WAS SO F------ PROUD OF MYSELF, I COULD ACTUALLY DO THIS >i lose a f------ INCREDIBLE 15 pounds doing this s---. >i go from 230 lbs to 215 >we then start to do exercises, several different types in one day, so we can work on multiple parts of my body at once >we lift weights, do pushups (sucked at those), pull ups (those, too), all kinds of s---. >in one week I lose 5 pounds >210 pounds >over the next two months, i lost 30 pounds >kids at school notice me getting better >i was then 180 pounds, the perfect weight for my height >for the next 3 school years I live like a normal student >it's all because of Frank, too. >there's more, guys, a lot more >Frank is there for my high school graduation Kid, I am so f------ proud of you. I don't think I've cried harder than this in my entire life. >the old man gives me a hug >he encourages my dad to get a better job >dad actually does, we get a bigger house, life is so much better now >Frank is there when I leave for college "Good luck, Anon. I'll see you whenever you visit." >Frank does see me whenever I visit >the old man cries when I graduate and hugs me tight "I hate crying, but good lord I could drown in a river of my own tears I'm so proud. >ilovethisguy.jpg >then, something happened to dad >something bad >a drunk driver slammed into him >the shock from the impact killed him instantly >Frank was now all i had left >i inherited dad's money, his house... >Frank was in tears at the funeral >it broke my heart to see this hard ass m----------- break down crying >the drunk driver came over one day to face what he had done, and... Frank was there >i had to pull the old man off of the guy, i thought he was going to kill him "YOU M------------ P------------, I SHOULD RIP YOUR TONGUE OUT AND BLEED YOU TO DEATH!" >i had never seen him that violent >and then more things... came about "3 years" "What?" "You have three years, Franklin." >f------ melanoma >i'm driving him home, and he says to come inside his house. >he comes out with a picture of a woman and baby >Frank, what is this? "It's a picture of my wife Elizabeth and our daughter Josanna." >Well, where are they? >he just looks at me and i know what he means >Oh God... how? "House fire. I was the only one who made it out. We were married for three years, and Josanna, she was only 3 weeks old." >Why are you showing me this now? "I'll tell you, in time." >fast forward three more vears > hospital calls me >Frank wants to see me >so, of course I go "Hey, Anon." >oh god he's so thin... why did this have to happen to him? "Come closer." >he pulls out that picture of his wife and daughter >and then he says his in my ear: "I showed you that picture... really had." >he's crying now because you are the closest thing to a child I've ever "You, unlike everybody else, you sat down, you talked to me, you actually liked me." >he sniffles "I love you, Anon, even if you aren't my son, I love you." >a few minutes later >flatline >cry like a f------ baby >I miss you old man.

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