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![File: 1379169847304.jpg-(28 KB, 640x548, f----- dog.jpg) Anonymous 09/14/13(Sat)09:44:07 UTC-5 No.506001484 [Reply] Replies: >>506003874 >be me >Casualfag/22/Male >Have a gf >8/10 >She wants to get a dog >Seems alright >A couple weeks later I buy her a dog for her birthday >She's thrilled >Names the dog "Sunshine." >Everything goes all well >A couple of weeks later >Dog starts acting "funny" >He gets the paper for her, helps her find her things, always lays beside of her, gives her a lot of attention when I'm at work >That's my job. >Me and gf get into a fight >She says that I'm useless, she doesn't need me, she has Sunshine to be with her >Sick of that dogs stupid s--- >I'll kill that f------ mutt >Nighttime >Sunshine is sleeping in front my girlfriend's door >Sneak up on the dog >Choke it to death >Check it's pulse >It ded >Put it in a bag >I'll just throw the damn thing in the river >Walking down the back alley with the bag >Rivers not too far ahead >Something hits me >I'm happy. I'm feelin' glad, I got sunshine in a bag, I'm useless, but not for long, the future is coming on.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/096/476/114.jpeg)
![File: 1379169847304.jpg-(28 KB, 640x548, f----- dog.jpg) Anonymous 09/14/13(Sat)09:44:07 UTC-5 No.506001484 [Reply] Replies: >>506003874 >be me >Casualfag/22/Male >Have a gf >8/10 >She wants to get a dog >Seems alright >A couple weeks later I buy her a dog for her birthday >She's thrilled >Names the dog "Sunshine." >Everything goes all well >A couple of weeks later >Dog starts acting "funny" >He gets the paper for her, helps her find her things, always lays beside of her, gives her a lot of attention when I'm at work >That's my job. >Me and gf get into a fight >She says that I'm useless, she doesn't need me, she has Sunshine to be with her >Sick of that dogs stupid s--- >I'll kill that f------ mutt >Nighttime >Sunshine is sleeping in front my girlfriend's door >Sneak up on the dog >Choke it to death >Check it's pulse >It ded >Put it in a bag >I'll just throw the damn thing in the river >Walking down the back alley with the bag >Rivers not too far ahead >Something hits me >I'm happy. I'm feelin' glad, I got sunshine in a bag, I'm useless, but not for long, the future is coming on.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/096/476/114.jpeg)
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