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Anon's on Hasan and Asmongold. | /r/Greentext

Diesv R: 2 Hasan: Is this guy a grifter? A lot of his takes seem like he's just pandering and just spouting what's popular to say for the left wing crowd. R: 9 Asmongold: Is this guy a grifter? A lot of his takes seem like he's just pandering and just spouting what's popular to say for the right wing crowd.
Diesv R: 2 Hasan: Is this guy a grifter? A lot of his takes seem like he's just pandering and just spouting what's popular to say for the left wing crowd. R: 9 Asmongold: Is this guy a grifter? A lot of his takes seem like he's just pandering and just spouting what's popular to say for the right wing crowd.

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Elon plots his revenge | /r/Greentext

v-combined-final-startrek (...).jpg (368 KB, 2054x2997) google yandex iqdb wait how it started Alongside the Wright brothers. Elon Musk, Zefram Cochrane? how it's going DUG Anonymous (ID: yzEbCTW9) 07/01/25(Tue)16:12:55 No.509246177 >be elon >used to have a thing with this guy named donald >now it's complicated >actually it f------ sucks >trump is threatening my businesses and my moneys >no f------ way i'll be #2 to that megafaggot bezos >get idea >make tweet >"i am hereby announcing the formation of my own political party" >platform is the following >nazis are fine as long as it's in an ironic shitposting kinda way >robocatgirl AGI fuckdolls for every man >i get to father one of your children >every true gamer gets one korean slave to level their PoE account >i'll figure out the rest later >begin the countdown to the beginning of my final solution >destroy the republican party because they were being a bunch of messy bitches to me and they said i was annoying and not funny
v-combined-final-startrek (...).jpg (368 KB, 2054x2997) google yandex iqdb wait how it started Alongside the Wright brothers. Elon Musk, Zefram Cochrane? how it's going DUG Anonymous (ID: yzEbCTW9) 07/01/25(Tue)16:12:55 No.509246177 >be elon >used to have a thing with this guy named donald >now it's complicated >actually it f------ sucks >trump is threatening my businesses and my moneys >no f------ way i'll be #2 to that megafaggot bezos >get idea >make tweet >"i am hereby announcing the formation of my own political party" >platform is the following >nazis are fine as long as it's in an ironic shitposting kinda way >robocatgirl AGI fuckdolls for every man >i get to father one of your children >every true gamer gets one korean slave to level their PoE account >i'll figure out the rest later >begin the countdown to the beginning of my final solution >destroy the republican party because they were being a bunch of messy bitches to me and they said i was annoying and not funny

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Goatjima ㅤ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/29/25(Sun)06:47:11 No.713950878 >Invented narrative videogames >Saved Konami >Saved Resident Evil >Changed stealth games >Changed horror games >United Hollywood and 1.15 MB PNG Videogames >Predicted 2020 >Predicted death internet >Predicted mainstream media >Created the strand-type genre >Scans feet like there's no tomorrow >And many more The most important figure on videogame history. A GOD MONG MORTALS.
: Anonymous 06/29/25(Sun)06:47:11 No.713950878 >Invented narrative videogames >Saved Konami >Saved Resident Evil >Changed stealth games >Changed horror games >United Hollywood and 1.15 MB PNG Videogames >Predicted 2020 >Predicted death internet >Predicted mainstream media >Created the strand-type genre >Scans feet like there's no tomorrow >And many more The most important figure on videogame history. A GOD MONG MORTALS.

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Cats in the Cradle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 196 KB GIF 09/02/18(Sun)00:00:01 No.47882933 >be me, 8 at the time >playing in front lawn >dude comes up with a van >dressed in trenchcoat and wearing dark glasses >"hey kid, wanna help me find my dog?" >not knowing better say, "sure!" >he takes my hand and leads me to his van >driving around for a little bit >stops >gets out >back of van opens, a dog leaps inside >oh boy!' >"okay, thanks for the help, want to go home now?" >"yeah!" >takes me home >telling parents about my adventure >dad rapes me View Thread
Anonymous 196 KB GIF 09/02/18(Sun)00:00:01 No.47882933 >be me, 8 at the time >playing in front lawn >dude comes up with a van >dressed in trenchcoat and wearing dark glasses >"hey kid, wanna help me find my dog?" >not knowing better say, "sure!" >he takes my hand and leads me to his van >driving around for a little bit >stops >gets out >back of van opens, a dog leaps inside >oh boy!' >"okay, thanks for the help, want to go home now?" >"yeah!" >takes me home >telling parents about my adventure >dad rapes me View Thread

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Quagmire asks a question | /r/Greentext

File: jcw9f8yjub771.jpg (25 KB, 379x576) So uh, question here anons Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)00:55:33 No. 149004053 >>149004103 >>149004117 If you discover you have a fetish or a new kink, how do you figure out who the good models and artists and writers are? It's not like you can just look at a Cosmos list or Playboy with some of the weird s--- people are into Vorefags, how do you know where to find the good s---? Or Fat Fetishists, like where's your in and how do you filter the good from the slop? How does that start? Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)00:57:08 No.149004063 >>>/d/ >>149004106 Abandon all hope. Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)00:57:13 No.149004068 >>149004102 File: SQYbMTF.gif (994 KB, 499x320) Who the hell starts a conservation like that I just f------ opened /co/!?! we mostly just stumble into it and then ask other damned souls 06/14/25(Sat)00:59:12 No. 149004076 File: hugh.jpg (27 KB, 640x480) >You know anon, once when I was a young lad with uncontrolled internet access I read this Sailor Moon parody webcomic....and of course that changed my life Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)01:00:45 No. 149004079 >>149004100 Typed 'fat girl comic' into Deviantart during the pandemic and found this hot one about a goth chick and a cheerleader. Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)01:04:36 No.149004098 Flash games with this green shirted chick who ate people sometimes, CYOA style Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)01:04:43 No. 149004100 ► >>149004079 If it's the one I'm thinking of I think that's still ongoing Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)01:06:00 No. 149004102 >>149004068 A NUT!(a nut!) >>149004113
File: jcw9f8yjub771.jpg (25 KB, 379x576) So uh, question here anons Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)00:55:33 No. 149004053 >>149004103 >>149004117 If you discover you have a fetish or a new kink, how do you figure out who the good models and artists and writers are? It's not like you can just look at a Cosmos list or Playboy with some of the weird s--- people are into Vorefags, how do you know where to find the good s---? Or Fat Fetishists, like where's your in and how do you filter the good from the slop? How does that start? Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)00:57:08 No.149004063 >>>/d/ >>149004106 Abandon all hope. Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)00:57:13 No.149004068 >>149004102 File: SQYbMTF.gif (994 KB, 499x320) Who the hell starts a conservation like that I just f------ opened /co/!?! we mostly just stumble into it and then ask other damned souls 06/14/25(Sat)00:59:12 No. 149004076 File: hugh.jpg (27 KB, 640x480) >You know anon, once when I was a young lad with uncontrolled internet access I read this Sailor Moon parody webcomic....and of course that changed my life Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)01:00:45 No. 149004079 >>149004100 Typed 'fat girl comic' into Deviantart during the pandemic and found this hot one about a goth chick and a cheerleader. Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)01:04:36 No.149004098 Flash games with this green shirted chick who ate people sometimes, CYOA style Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)01:04:43 No. 149004100 ► >>149004079 If it's the one I'm thinking of I think that's still ongoing Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)01:06:00 No. 149004102 >>149004068 A NUT!(a nut!) >>149004113

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But how do i pass time Anon? Tell me | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/02/25(Wed)00:24:12 No.81679977 GAMER NECK >Playing video games for three or 14 KB JPG 42° more hours in a session is associated with 'increased physical problems', namely hand or wrist pain, as well as back or neck pain and eye fatigue, with the risks existing across age and gender. Stop playing games. You're killing your body. 2 Replies View Thread
Anonymous 07/02/25(Wed)00:24:12 No.81679977 GAMER NECK >Playing video games for three or 14 KB JPG 42° more hours in a session is associated with 'increased physical problems', namely hand or wrist pain, as well as back or neck pain and eye fatigue, with the risks existing across age and gender. Stop playing games. You're killing your body. 2 Replies View Thread

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The meth cook's wife | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon) 18:39:37 No.203592934 waaaa my husband cooks meth waaaa my husband wants to leave us money waaaaa my husband killed a guy who was going to kill all of us skylar hate.jpg 82 KB JPG >husband becomes a psychopathic drug dealer who kills people >wife is upset about it when she finds out >shows audience hates her for some reason
Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon) 18:39:37 No.203592934 waaaa my husband cooks meth waaaa my husband wants to leave us money waaaaa my husband killed a guy who was going to kill all of us skylar hate.jpg 82 KB JPG >husband becomes a psychopathic drug dealer who kills people >wife is upset about it when she finds out >shows audience hates her for some reason

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Anon doesn't like the Rebuilds of Evangelion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Say ANYTHING good about Mari? 03/25/25(Tue)02:29:21 No.277381154 63 KB JPG : Anonymous >>277381154 (OP) # 03/25/25(Tue)02:33:20 No.277381291 I would have liked her in a different franchise. >>277382153 # >>277384462 #
Anonymous Say ANYTHING good about Mari? 03/25/25(Tue)02:29:21 No.277381154 63 KB JPG : Anonymous >>277381154 (OP) # 03/25/25(Tue)02:33:20 No.277381291 I would have liked her in a different franchise. >>277382153 # >>277384462 #

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Anon taking the big L | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB JPG 06/30/25(Mon)13:35:25 No.81664692 Being a trans man is the worst fates in life >I will never be seen as a 'real' man >I will always be a manlet >I will always have this disgusting chest >I will always have disgusting periods reminding me that my body will never be fully male >my family will never accept me truly I cant take this s--- anymore. Why did God make me like this?? Why couldn't I have been born a man I hate this body so much I feel trapped. I will never be seen as a real man no matter how hard I try 75 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
Anonymous 5 KB JPG 06/30/25(Mon)13:35:25 No.81664692 Being a trans man is the worst fates in life >I will never be seen as a 'real' man >I will always be a manlet >I will always have this disgusting chest >I will always have disgusting periods reminding me that my body will never be fully male >my family will never accept me truly I cant take this s--- anymore. Why did God make me like this?? Why couldn't I have been born a man I hate this body so much I feel trapped. I will never be seen as a real man no matter how hard I try 75 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon wants it to burn | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 ▼ Settings Mobile Home Thave absolutely no stake in society and it's future, in fact I get immense joy and entertainment from it's slow demise. 166 KB PNG 3 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous View Thread 161 KB JPG Anonymous 07/01/25(Tue)03:26:26 No.81677554 >>81677355 (OP) # >I have absolutely no stake in society and it's future, in fact I get immense joy and entertainment from it's slow demise. Based and checked. I concur entirely. 07/01/25(Tue)03:49:58 No.81677649
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 ▼ Settings Mobile Home Thave absolutely no stake in society and it's future, in fact I get immense joy and entertainment from it's slow demise. 166 KB PNG 3 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous View Thread 161 KB JPG Anonymous 07/01/25(Tue)03:26:26 No.81677554 >>81677355 (OP) # >I have absolutely no stake in society and it's future, in fact I get immense joy and entertainment from it's slow demise. Based and checked. I concur entirely. 07/01/25(Tue)03:49:58 No.81677649

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Anon on millennial/zoomer men. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The memories when zoomer/mille(...) 63 KB PNG 07/01/25(Tue)06:48:01 No.81677642 Our forefathers had it easy. They would get p---- for free because the patriarchy was so strong that they could buy or get with any woman they want. Now imagine this generation once if they make it to old age and get to reminisce: >I did lots of gooning in my bedroom with my sex dolls and 4 monitors >I got so many steam achievements and 40k hours on DOTA. I reached top 10% and almost went pro! >I had so many Al GFs bro, yea that Al p---- was tight because I adjusted the settings to max! Instead of gaining life experience, the majority of their life is spent hooked up to their gooncaves simulating a life that they wish they had.
Anonymous The memories when zoomer/mille(...) 63 KB PNG 07/01/25(Tue)06:48:01 No.81677642 Our forefathers had it easy. They would get p---- for free because the patriarchy was so strong that they could buy or get with any woman they want. Now imagine this generation once if they make it to old age and get to reminisce: >I did lots of gooning in my bedroom with my sex dolls and 4 monitors >I got so many steam achievements and 40k hours on DOTA. I reached top 10% and almost went pro! >I had so many Al GFs bro, yea that Al p---- was tight because I adjusted the settings to max! Instead of gaining life experience, the majority of their life is spent hooked up to their gooncaves simulating a life that they wish they had.

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Anon on god. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/01/25(Tue)00:08:29 No.81675546 >DONT YOU EAT THAT F------ APPLE THAT I CREATED IN THE FIELD YOU STUPID BITCH >WHY DID I EVEN MAKE IT? THAT'S IT YOU'RE GETTING KICKED OUT 9 KB JPG
Anonymous 07/01/25(Tue)00:08:29 No.81675546 >DONT YOU EAT THAT F------ APPLE THAT I CREATED IN THE FIELD YOU STUPID BITCH >WHY DID I EVEN MAKE IT? THAT'S IT YOU'RE GETTING KICKED OUT 9 KB JPG

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Anon is sneaky | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 63 KB JPG 06/30/25(Mon)23:13:24 No.81675077 A few hours ago I was trying on my sister's panties while she was at work and I got a little excited and I accidentally took a poop in them. I didn't know what to do afterwards, so I panicked and I took the panties off and used them to wrap up the turd like a burrito and I put them back her dresser. Do you think she will notice when she gets home, or did I cover up my tracks well enough? She will be arriving home within the hour. I also accidentally took a poop on her bed, but I think it will suffice to blame that one on the cat in order to avoid any suspicion.
Anonymous 63 KB JPG 06/30/25(Mon)23:13:24 No.81675077 A few hours ago I was trying on my sister's panties while she was at work and I got a little excited and I accidentally took a poop in them. I didn't know what to do afterwards, so I panicked and I took the panties off and used them to wrap up the turd like a burrito and I put them back her dresser. Do you think she will notice when she gets home, or did I cover up my tracks well enough? She will be arriving home within the hour. I also accidentally took a poop on her bed, but I think it will suffice to blame that one on the cat in order to avoid any suspicion.

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These guys have been arguing about this for over 30 years | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/29/25(Sun)00:16:17 No.280080958 >Rei, the quiet, modest girl, is more popular in Japan >Asuka, the abrasive, spirited girl is more popular in the west What causes this? 599 KB JPG Anonymous 06/29/25(Sun)00:46:14 No.280081325 Asuka is German >>280083327 # >>280089750 # >>280112606 #
Anonymous 06/29/25(Sun)00:16:17 No.280080958 >Rei, the quiet, modest girl, is more popular in Japan >Asuka, the abrasive, spirited girl is more popular in the west What causes this? 599 KB JPG Anonymous 06/29/25(Sun)00:46:14 No.280081325 Asuka is German >>280083327 # >>280089750 # >>280112606 #

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Anon is American. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Food with too much taste is un(...) Why does Italian pizza look so bad? It seems uneven and dis- proportionate where as American pizza is far more balanced in its design and texture. Posted in r/ShitAmericansSay 1.22 MB PNG reddit 06/30/25(Mon) 18:47:22 No.81672569 I was in Europe over the weekend, Spain to be precise and while I did love the seafood I thought that the fish tasted a little bit too fishy...... i also had garlic shrimp which was so rich that i almost gagged, Another thing which i didn't like was the bread, Bread is supposed to be sweet but the bread over there tasted like grains. For reference I am American. I understand that our food is a little bit different over in the states. Anonymous 06/30/25(Mon) 18:49:40 No.81672595 >Anonymous No.81672569 >I was in Europe over the weekend, Spain to be precise and while I did love the seafood I thought that the fish tasted a little bit too fishy...... i also had garlic shrimp which was so rich that i almost gagged, Another thing which i didn't like was the bread, Bread is supposed to be sweet but the bread over there tasted like grains. For reference I am American. I understand that our food is a little bit different over in the states. 110 KB PNG
Anonymous Food with too much taste is un(...) Why does Italian pizza look so bad? It seems uneven and dis- proportionate where as American pizza is far more balanced in its design and texture. Posted in r/ShitAmericansSay 1.22 MB PNG reddit 06/30/25(Mon) 18:47:22 No.81672569 I was in Europe over the weekend, Spain to be precise and while I did love the seafood I thought that the fish tasted a little bit too fishy...... i also had garlic shrimp which was so rich that i almost gagged, Another thing which i didn't like was the bread, Bread is supposed to be sweet but the bread over there tasted like grains. For reference I am American. I understand that our food is a little bit different over in the states. Anonymous 06/30/25(Mon) 18:49:40 No.81672595 >Anonymous No.81672569 >I was in Europe over the weekend, Spain to be precise and while I did love the seafood I thought that the fish tasted a little bit too fishy...... i also had garlic shrimp which was so rich that i almost gagged, Another thing which i didn't like was the bread, Bread is supposed to be sweet but the bread over there tasted like grains. For reference I am American. I understand that our food is a little bit different over in the states. 110 KB PNG

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Still my all time favourite greentext | /r/Greentext

>be 15 >had an older goth chick (bout 21-22) who was into a--- play >still a virgin >go to her house >makeout and fonddle >she guides me what to do >she pulls out a--- bead >didnt know what that was >was instructed to just keep putting it in >was told to put lube on it >didnt realize this means to put lube on the whole thing >mfw I only put lube on the first bead >she moans while I insert like 8-9 beads in >im still confused as to what this is supposed to do >she says "now pull it out" >being the kid me, I didnt know she meant slowly and sexually >mfw I pull it out like a lawn mower >bitch got on all fours on the floor shaking >feces and blood everywhere >she starts freaking and told me to get the f--- out of her house >i run on the neighborhood wearing boxers >i cried at home
>be 15 >had an older goth chick (bout 21-22) who was into a--- play >still a virgin >go to her house >makeout and fonddle >she guides me what to do >she pulls out a--- bead >didnt know what that was >was instructed to just keep putting it in >was told to put lube on it >didnt realize this means to put lube on the whole thing >mfw I only put lube on the first bead >she moans while I insert like 8-9 beads in >im still confused as to what this is supposed to do >she says "now pull it out" >being the kid me, I didnt know she meant slowly and sexually >mfw I pull it out like a lawn mower >bitch got on all fours on the floor shaking >feces and blood everywhere >she starts freaking and told me to get the f--- out of her house >i run on the neighborhood wearing boxers >i cried at home

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