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First grader angry about a priori reasoning | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB PNG 15/05/2025, 10:38:46 > my first day of first grade No.89793712 > teacher pulls up a slide of different shapes > "a triangle is a 3 sided shape" > hear a loud sigh > everyone turns round > kid at back of class sits his cigar down > shouts in a deep voice > "but where is the proof, miss, the PROOF?" > confusion.exe > teacher stutters "it is the definition of a triangle.." >mfw
Anonymous 5 KB PNG 15/05/2025, 10:38:46 > my first day of first grade No.89793712 > teacher pulls up a slide of different shapes > "a triangle is a 3 sided shape" > hear a loud sigh > everyone turns round > kid at back of class sits his cigar down > shouts in a deep voice > "but where is the proof, miss, the PROOF?" > confusion.exe > teacher stutters "it is the definition of a triangle.." >mfw

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How do Anon fix himself? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 104 KB JPG Anonymous Anonymous 05/15/25(Thu)12:31:59 No.81170477 I'm straight but I can't get rid of my gay r--- fantasies. Nothing turns me on as much as being forced to submit to a better male. But what I truly want is a trad relationship with a submissive female. How do I fix my thoughts? 05/15/25(Thu)12:33:48 No.81170491 05/15/25(Thu)12:35:05 No.81170497 171 KB JPG >>81170634 # >>81170477 (OP) # >How do I fix my thoughts? Have r--- fantasies about women instead
: Anonymous 104 KB JPG Anonymous Anonymous 05/15/25(Thu)12:31:59 No.81170477 I'm straight but I can't get rid of my gay r--- fantasies. Nothing turns me on as much as being forced to submit to a better male. But what I truly want is a trad relationship with a submissive female. How do I fix my thoughts? 05/15/25(Thu)12:33:48 No.81170491 05/15/25(Thu)12:35:05 No.81170497 171 KB JPG >>81170634 # >>81170477 (OP) # >How do I fix my thoughts? Have r--- fantasies about women instead

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Today has been quite a day, hasn't it? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 51 KB JPG 07/13/24(Sat) 19:01:05 No.78144878 >Try to shoot the former President >Miss >Trump supporters are p----- that you shot at him >Safe-edgy shitlibs are p----- that you missed him >Basically everyone regardless of political affiliation is clowning on you What a f------ retard
Anonymous 51 KB JPG 07/13/24(Sat) 19:01:05 No.78144878 >Try to shoot the former President >Miss >Trump supporters are p----- that you shot at him >Safe-edgy shitlibs are p----- that you missed him >Basically everyone regardless of political affiliation is clowning on you What a f------ retard

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Anon is rich | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ckCEKjHs) 05/14/25(Wed)18:40:26 No.60359670 1694913437549457.png 663 KB PNG >900k NW >doesn't matter because my gym waifu will never notice me
Anonymous (ID: ckCEKjHs) 05/14/25(Wed)18:40:26 No.60359670 1694913437549457.png 663 KB PNG >900k NW >doesn't matter because my gym waifu will never notice me

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Why is it like this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/10/25(Sat) 15:42:32 No.709388443 1610244512686.jpg 30 KB JPG >Films have unapologetically had sensual sex scenes between a man and a women who love each other for decades now >Games have to tip toe around the subject despite becoming more 'mature' and surpassing movies Why?
Anonymous 05/10/25(Sat) 15:42:32 No.709388443 1610244512686.jpg 30 KB JPG >Films have unapologetically had sensual sex scenes between a man and a women who love each other for decades now >Games have to tip toe around the subject despite becoming more 'mature' and surpassing movies Why?

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Anon is a major in biology | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How can i escape from this? 319 KB JPG 05/15/25(Thu)02:25:32 No.33060239 > depressed >goon all the time >reading, watching and listening to p---. > failing college >broke ass bitch >majoring in biology >tries studying >sees female reproductive system or anything related to "female" phrase >turns on >beat my meat to it >tires me, get to sleep Guys help me, how should I get out of this goonhole?
Anonymous How can i escape from this? 319 KB JPG 05/15/25(Thu)02:25:32 No.33060239 > depressed >goon all the time >reading, watching and listening to p---. > failing college >broke ass bitch >majoring in biology >tries studying >sees female reproductive system or anything related to "female" phrase >turns on >beat my meat to it >tires me, get to sleep Guys help me, how should I get out of this goonhole?

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Anon blames his parents. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How did you parents fail you? 05/14/25(Wed)05:57:39 No.81162127 POV: The HR lady who majored in psychology at a no-name school in Florida is about to throw your resume in the trash anne-hathaway-zoom-10.jpg 45 KB JPG Things my parents did to make sure I became an incel loser: >Kept moving towns because of their narcissism so I was always the weird new kid while the other kids already had friend groups established >Let me stay inside my room all day instead of forcing me to go outside and meet people/play sports to improve my social skills and confidence >Didn't make me get a job at 14 like other kids, damaging my career prospects and social development further 25 Replies/1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous How did you parents fail you? 05/14/25(Wed)05:57:39 No.81162127 POV: The HR lady who majored in psychology at a no-name school in Florida is about to throw your resume in the trash anne-hathaway-zoom-10.jpg 45 KB JPG Things my parents did to make sure I became an incel loser: >Kept moving towns because of their narcissism so I was always the weird new kid while the other kids already had friend groups established >Let me stay inside my room all day instead of forcing me to go outside and meet people/play sports to improve my social skills and confidence >Didn't make me get a job at 14 like other kids, damaging my career prospects and social development further 25 Replies/1 Image View Thread

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anon dating a latina | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB PNG 05/14/25(Wed)15:34:47 No.934505744 >be me >dating latina >extremely emotionally needy >says she is spiritual not religious but believes in the Bible, God, Jesus, all that s--- >also believes in tarot cards, moon energy, angels and demons, horoscopes, archangels, "karmics" and "twin flames" and other stuff idek how to describe >gets really buttmad if I try to have a discussion about this stuff that isn't just me completely agreeing with her What am I dealing with here? What kind of personality disorder is this? Serious responses appreciated
Anonymous 58 KB PNG 05/14/25(Wed)15:34:47 No.934505744 >be me >dating latina >extremely emotionally needy >says she is spiritual not religious but believes in the Bible, God, Jesus, all that s--- >also believes in tarot cards, moon energy, angels and demons, horoscopes, archangels, "karmics" and "twin flames" and other stuff idek how to describe >gets really buttmad if I try to have a discussion about this stuff that isn't just me completely agreeing with her What am I dealing with here? What kind of personality disorder is this? Serious responses appreciated

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Goondrawal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Smartfags pls explain 336 KB GIF >do no fap 05/14/25(Wed)01:22:34 No.81160551 >bed time >kind of sleepy >start gooning >get sleepy and nearly fall asleep a couple times >keep going and coom >heart rate becomes elevated >can't fall asleep now >day 2 sleep like a baby no issues >day 4+ toss and turn all night Why is this happening? 5 Replies : Anonymous View Thread 05/14/25(Wed)01:24:41 No.81160560 I would explain, but you called me a "smartfag"! Figure it out for yourself!
Anonymous Smartfags pls explain 336 KB GIF >do no fap 05/14/25(Wed)01:22:34 No.81160551 >bed time >kind of sleepy >start gooning >get sleepy and nearly fall asleep a couple times >keep going and coom >heart rate becomes elevated >can't fall asleep now >day 2 sleep like a baby no issues >day 4+ toss and turn all night Why is this happening? 5 Replies : Anonymous View Thread 05/14/25(Wed)01:24:41 No.81160560 I would explain, but you called me a "smartfag"! Figure it out for yourself!

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anon does not like blippi | /r/Greentext

Anonymous fine 13 KB JPG 05/14/25(Wed) 17:52:07 No.934503854 >be me >lying sick on the couch coughing every 5 seconds >cant stand up to do anything cause my ribs hurt when i stand and walk >sucks.jpg >sisters walk into living room >they do it all the time so it's >they switch the tv on >put blippi's new animated tv show on >it's this episode about him wondering why people burp >*5 or so minutes of blippi and his friends running around asking things with his magical blippimobile* >they get into this guys body using tiny powers >the guy starts coughing >blippi goes "he's coughing up a stooooorm!!" >they all rush out of there laughing and cheering like it's a fun pastime to go do with your friends >even the guy coughing starts laughing a little bit >they're still happy and laughing ad blippi says "now i know why people burp!" >all my half asleep mind took from it was "hey kids, coughing isn't that bad, it's actually a fun little game you can play with your friends and it's fun!" f--- you animated blippi. f--- you and your softly shaped animated friends. i know there only exists a 100 day cough but i hope doctors discover a 500 year cough and the reason why they know it exists is because you have it. c---.
Anonymous fine 13 KB JPG 05/14/25(Wed) 17:52:07 No.934503854 >be me >lying sick on the couch coughing every 5 seconds >cant stand up to do anything cause my ribs hurt when i stand and walk >sucks.jpg >sisters walk into living room >they do it all the time so it's >they switch the tv on >put blippi's new animated tv show on >it's this episode about him wondering why people burp >*5 or so minutes of blippi and his friends running around asking things with his magical blippimobile* >they get into this guys body using tiny powers >the guy starts coughing >blippi goes "he's coughing up a stooooorm!!" >they all rush out of there laughing and cheering like it's a fun pastime to go do with your friends >even the guy coughing starts laughing a little bit >they're still happy and laughing ad blippi says "now i know why people burp!" >all my half asleep mind took from it was "hey kids, coughing isn't that bad, it's actually a fun little game you can play with your friends and it's fun!" f--- you animated blippi. f--- you and your softly shaped animated friends. i know there only exists a 100 day cough but i hope doctors discover a 500 year cough and the reason why they know it exists is because you have it. c---.

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Honestly, that would be a fun watch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ZANSI 3 05/11/25(Sun)12:44:15 No.709445654 Family 1746723431633107.jpg 46 KB JPG >"We asked 100 gamers how to heal the video game industry..."
Anonymous ZANSI 3 05/11/25(Sun)12:44:15 No.709445654 Family 1746723431633107.jpg 46 KB JPG >"We asked 100 gamers how to heal the video game industry..."

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Anon makes the case for abortions | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ZYXul12a 64 KB JPG 05/02/22(Mon)21:59:48 No.375796353 >mfw laid regularly >mfw live in a blue state >mfw women aren't apprehensive about sex due to access to birth control Leave it to trumptards to cheer to their own cucking Imao
Anonymous (ID: ZYXul12a 64 KB JPG 05/02/22(Mon)21:59:48 No.375796353 >mfw laid regularly >mfw live in a blue state >mfw women aren't apprehensive about sex due to access to birth control Leave it to trumptards to cheer to their own cucking Imao

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Weird Feelings | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: rCxNAGRh) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/14/25(Wed) 06:01:27 No.504677849 HATE F-- ENABLERS GED HATE F--- NOV YOU HEL GSA GOD HATES YOU F--- FA COUR GOD HATES F--- .COM image_2025-05-14_055403840.png >Gay sex is a sin 1.14 MB PNG >It's so disturbing and unnatural GOD LATES >I must make my entire personality about it >I must join a church who never stops talking about GAY SEX >I can't stop thinking about GAY SEX >Like, why would you wanna do that? >It's literally everywhere! >Every time I close my eyes, I see GAY SEX! >Whenever I eat a banana, I see GAY SEX! >Whenever I see a broomstick, I see GAY SEX! >Whenever I see a group of guys, I see GAY SEX! >Whenever I see a handsome tall chad, I see GAY SEX! >Guys, we must end GAY SEX so I don't have to think about it ever again! >GAAAAAAAAAY SEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!! Why are homophobes obsessed with gay sex?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: rCxNAGRh) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/14/25(Wed) 06:01:27 No.504677849 HATE F-- ENABLERS GED HATE F--- NOV YOU HEL GSA GOD HATES YOU F--- FA COUR GOD HATES F--- .COM image_2025-05-14_055403840.png >Gay sex is a sin 1.14 MB PNG >It's so disturbing and unnatural GOD LATES >I must make my entire personality about it >I must join a church who never stops talking about GAY SEX >I can't stop thinking about GAY SEX >Like, why would you wanna do that? >It's literally everywhere! >Every time I close my eyes, I see GAY SEX! >Whenever I eat a banana, I see GAY SEX! >Whenever I see a broomstick, I see GAY SEX! >Whenever I see a group of guys, I see GAY SEX! >Whenever I see a handsome tall chad, I see GAY SEX! >Guys, we must end GAY SEX so I don't have to think about it ever again! >GAAAAAAAAAY SEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!! Why are homophobes obsessed with gay sex?

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Bog standard default | /r/Greentext

PIETRO BERETTA GARDONE V.T.-MADE IN ITALY 92fs_zoom003.png 301 KB PNG >we need a gun for the main character
PIETRO BERETTA GARDONE V.T.-MADE IN ITALY 92fs_zoom003.png 301 KB PNG >we need a gun for the main character

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anon loves Magma | /r/Greentext

/mu/ Anonymous Mon 05 May >>126311513 my p---- loves Magma /mu/ Anonymous Mon 05 May >>126311513 my dong loves Magma /mu/ Anonymous Mon 05 May >>126311513 my dog loves Magma
/mu/ Anonymous Mon 05 May >>126311513 my p---- loves Magma /mu/ Anonymous Mon 05 May >>126311513 my dong loves Magma /mu/ Anonymous Mon 05 May >>126311513 my dog loves Magma

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Anon gets head | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 98 KB JPG >check it >yup, that's a tick >be me 05/13/25(Tue)23:13:18 No.8115673 >work for landscaping company >come home, see a tick on myself, kill it >remember I saw a weird spot on my d--- earlier while taking a piss that I assumed was just some dirt that got in there somehow >ohshit.jpg >trying to pull it out rips it in half, huge ordeal to get the rest >Technically this means I got my d--- sucked Later virgins : Anonymous 56 minutes ago 05/13/25(Tue)23:17:07 No.8115675 See you on arr slash greentexterino n----- >>81156833 # Anonymous >>81156756 # 05/13/25(Tue)23:27:15 No.8115683 Hating board culture just because greentexts are content farmed on other platforms is gay.
Anonymous 98 KB JPG >check it >yup, that's a tick >be me 05/13/25(Tue)23:13:18 No.8115673 >work for landscaping company >come home, see a tick on myself, kill it >remember I saw a weird spot on my d--- earlier while taking a piss that I assumed was just some dirt that got in there somehow >ohshit.jpg >trying to pull it out rips it in half, huge ordeal to get the rest >Technically this means I got my d--- sucked Later virgins : Anonymous 56 minutes ago 05/13/25(Tue)23:17:07 No.8115675 See you on arr slash greentexterino n----- >>81156833 # Anonymous >>81156756 # 05/13/25(Tue)23:27:15 No.8115683 Hating board culture just because greentexts are content farmed on other platforms is gay.

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