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: Anonymous 01/22/23(Sun)02:11:03 No.893033360 Bros, I just found out that the woman I met is Jewish. I met her 3 weeks ago and today we went on a date again, I saw her wearing the necklace with the Star of David and I asked her, she confirmed that she is of Jewish origin and I asked her to tell me more. And then when she started to tell it got to the moment where she said that her parents knew a family that survived the holocaust, in that moment I had a fight against my mind not to start questioning and saying things that would make her sure never see me again. What can I do? I really started to like her It's over 54 KB JPG 01/22/23(Sun)02:15:19 No.893033610 : Anonymous >>893033360 (OP) # Get that p----, and then leave.
: Anonymous 01/22/23(Sun)02:11:03 No.893033360 Bros, I just found out that the woman I met is Jewish. I met her 3 weeks ago and today we went on a date again, I saw her wearing the necklace with the Star of David and I asked her, she confirmed that she is of Jewish origin and I asked her to tell me more. And then when she started to tell it got to the moment where she said that her parents knew a family that survived the holocaust, in that moment I had a fight against my mind not to start questioning and saying things that would make her sure never see me again. What can I do? I really started to like her It's over 54 KB JPG 01/22/23(Sun)02:15:19 No.893033610 : Anonymous >>893033360 (OP) # Get that p----, and then leave.

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Anon experienced childhood trauma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/14/23(Sat)16:23:31 No.2525109 >be me, in third grade >be a fun and outgoing kid >girl I've been crushing on was arranged to sit next to me for the entirety of third grade >become good friends with her 20 KB JPG >life's good >one day my group of buddies ask me which girl I like >thought I could trust them so I actually tell them >they IMMEDIATELY run to class to announce to everyone that I like the girl >she moves to sit with another boy the next day >friendship with said girl ruined and we rarely talk to eachother after that >become "the quiet kid" for the rest of my life
: Anonymous 01/14/23(Sat)16:23:31 No.2525109 >be me, in third grade >be a fun and outgoing kid >girl I've been crushing on was arranged to sit next to me for the entirety of third grade >become good friends with her 20 KB JPG >life's good >one day my group of buddies ask me which girl I like >thought I could trust them so I actually tell them >they IMMEDIATELY run to class to announce to everyone that I like the girl >she moves to sit with another boy the next day >friendship with said girl ruined and we rarely talk to eachother after that >become "the quiet kid" for the rest of my life

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USA! USA! USA! | /r/Greentext

Thurst YELLO Pa >flying from Europe to New York >a bunch of Americans coming home from vacation >about half the plane had to pay for two seats because they couldn't fit in one >they ate every single peanut on the plane and started demanding cheeseburgers >everyone clapped when the plane landed >as they exited the plane, people were getting out their wallets >make my way to the door >everyone is tipping the pilot >a clock chimes 8 bong >everyone starts clapping again >don't have any money out >pilot blocks the door and asks "where's my tip?" >hand him a 5 euro note >he says, "you some kind of f----- commie here to steal my freedom?" >say "no, we don't use dollars in Europe" >he throws me off the plane >everyone claps >the flight marshal fires his gun into the air and shouts YEEHAW >the clapping intensifies >someone starts to cheer USA! USA! USA!, soon the whole plane joins in >quietly walk into the airport >the terminal is completely lined in fast food >notice a man sitting at a table with five quadruple cheeseburgers on his tray, a mountain of fries, a 5 gallon bucket of cola, and grease dripping down his arm >walk towards the exit
Thurst YELLO Pa >flying from Europe to New York >a bunch of Americans coming home from vacation >about half the plane had to pay for two seats because they couldn't fit in one >they ate every single peanut on the plane and started demanding cheeseburgers >everyone clapped when the plane landed >as they exited the plane, people were getting out their wallets >make my way to the door >everyone is tipping the pilot >a clock chimes 8 bong >everyone starts clapping again >don't have any money out >pilot blocks the door and asks "where's my tip?" >hand him a 5 euro note >he says, "you some kind of f----- commie here to steal my freedom?" >say "no, we don't use dollars in Europe" >he throws me off the plane >everyone claps >the flight marshal fires his gun into the air and shouts YEEHAW >the clapping intensifies >someone starts to cheer USA! USA! USA!, soon the whole plane joins in >quietly walk into the airport >the terminal is completely lined in fast food >notice a man sitting at a table with five quadruple cheeseburgers on his tray, a mountain of fries, a 5 gallon bucket of cola, and grease dripping down his arm >walk towards the exit

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anon doesn't like andrew taint | /r/Greentext

File: tate.png (252 KB, 603x484) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] Autol ■ andrew taint Anonymous (ID: OclajYDL) 01/21/23(Sat)09:40:20 No.16889111 ► >be Andrew Tate >become rich after scamming lonely men using camgirls and manipulation tactics against them >gather online cult of lonely men who think you actually give one about men's rights Imfao >brag about f------ 16 year olds while larping as a baysed anti-p--- men's rights guy >make online university where you teach lonely men that the best way to be a real man is by being rich and having many vehicles, unironic 7-year-old understanding of wealth >say that being a real man is buying cool stuff and bragging to other men about how manly you are by being rich >get arrested by Romanian Government due to Sex trafficking charges after you made a video responding to a child online that made an incredibly milquetoast joke about you >whine about the matrix going after you for being too manly >literal millions of men are on your side, couple thousand protested in Athens cause you got arrested how do men fall for this? he's literally the opposite of the masculine independence larp he goes on about [Post a Reply]
File: tate.png (252 KB, 603x484) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] Autol ■ andrew taint Anonymous (ID: OclajYDL) 01/21/23(Sat)09:40:20 No.16889111 ► >be Andrew Tate >become rich after scamming lonely men using camgirls and manipulation tactics against them >gather online cult of lonely men who think you actually give one about men's rights Imfao >brag about f------ 16 year olds while larping as a baysed anti-p--- men's rights guy >make online university where you teach lonely men that the best way to be a real man is by being rich and having many vehicles, unironic 7-year-old understanding of wealth >say that being a real man is buying cool stuff and bragging to other men about how manly you are by being rich >get arrested by Romanian Government due to Sex trafficking charges after you made a video responding to a child online that made an incredibly milquetoast joke about you >whine about the matrix going after you for being too manly >literal millions of men are on your side, couple thousand protested in Athens cause you got arrested how do men fall for this? he's literally the opposite of the masculine independence larp he goes on about [Post a Reply]

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Anon asks a philosophical question | /r/Greentext

⠀ Is it cheating if your girlfriend sleeps with other girls? Is it cheating if your girlfri(...) 1.2 MB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)00:11:18 No.71902556 >my best friend's girlfriend is bisexual and she prefers women. He is short, has a very feminine face, and he has practically no body hair. If he grew out his hair he would probably pass as a girl. >he told me that he allows his girlfriend to sleep with other women but she is not allowed to sleep with other men. >it is sort of like an open relationship where his gf can sleep with other women but he can't sleep with other women unless she is present >they sometimes have threesomes or foursomes together with him, his gf, and whatever girl his girlfriend is sleeping with but like 90% of the time it is either them as a couple or his girlfriend is sleeping with another girl. I don't really view him as a cuckhold because there isn't another man imposing their dominance on him. In some ways I am envious of his life because he gets to have threesomes or foursomes with multiple women. However, he also has to live with his gf leaving in the middle of night to f--- her female FWBS and other girls that she is hooking up with. Is he living the life or is he a cuck?
⠀ Is it cheating if your girlfriend sleeps with other girls? Is it cheating if your girlfri(...) 1.2 MB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)00:11:18 No.71902556 >my best friend's girlfriend is bisexual and she prefers women. He is short, has a very feminine face, and he has practically no body hair. If he grew out his hair he would probably pass as a girl. >he told me that he allows his girlfriend to sleep with other women but she is not allowed to sleep with other men. >it is sort of like an open relationship where his gf can sleep with other women but he can't sleep with other women unless she is present >they sometimes have threesomes or foursomes together with him, his gf, and whatever girl his girlfriend is sleeping with but like 90% of the time it is either them as a couple or his girlfriend is sleeping with another girl. I don't really view him as a cuckhold because there isn't another man imposing their dominance on him. In some ways I am envious of his life because he gets to have threesomes or foursomes with multiple women. However, he also has to live with his gf leaving in the middle of night to f--- her female FWBS and other girls that she is hooking up with. Is he living the life or is he a cuck?

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Anon tells a fib | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Give up on getting a GF 01/21/23(Sat)12:51:45 No.71912602 298 KB JPG I have finally given up on the dream of getting a GF. Now, I: >Exercise not for the prospect of getting a GF or for women, but to better myself and because I genuinely enjoy jt >Quit p--- and m----------- entirely >Spend time I would've used on p--- on other much more productive things >Study a lot more and focus more at Uni >Go on more regular walks and appreciate nature >Feel less self pity about my looks and just generally care less that I'm ugly I will die alone, and so will you. But now, I care more about making my family, and myself happy. I'm genuinely happy in the first time in a long while. You should do the same. : Anonymous 01/21/23(Sat)12:52:45 No.71912614 you didn't do any of those things. the fact that you're /here/ gives lie to every one of those statements.
: Anonymous Give up on getting a GF 01/21/23(Sat)12:51:45 No.71912602 298 KB JPG I have finally given up on the dream of getting a GF. Now, I: >Exercise not for the prospect of getting a GF or for women, but to better myself and because I genuinely enjoy jt >Quit p--- and m----------- entirely >Spend time I would've used on p--- on other much more productive things >Study a lot more and focus more at Uni >Go on more regular walks and appreciate nature >Feel less self pity about my looks and just generally care less that I'm ugly I will die alone, and so will you. But now, I care more about making my family, and myself happy. I'm genuinely happy in the first time in a long while. You should do the same. : Anonymous 01/21/23(Sat)12:52:45 No.71912614 you didn't do any of those things. the fact that you're /here/ gives lie to every one of those statements.

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Anon was raped | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 106 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)16:46:20 No.179525412 >NO >NO OH MY GOD NO >DO NOT RIDE MY PENIS WHILE WEARING THAT SCHOOLGIRL OUTFIT >YOU'RE TORTURING ME >WELL GO AHEAD I CAN TAKE IT YOU'LL NEVER BREAK ME >NO... >OHGODNO >YOU PROBABLY ARE GOING TO RIM MY ANUS NOW TOO, HUH? >PROBABLY BROUGHT SOME DIAPERS WITH YOU TO WEAR, WHILE YOU TWO MAKE OUT, IS THAT IT? >I'M A MIDDLE AGED MAN YOU SICK 19 YEAR- OLD HOT TEEN F---- >YEAH YOU'RE GONNA RIDE MY C--- AND THEN PROBABLY SCISSOR WHILE WEARING DIAPERS, IS THAT IT? >YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA HAVE ONE OF YOU TO PRETEND TO BABYSIT THE OTHER AND THEN SUCK ON THE BRUNETTE'S T------ AND GET A SPANKING FOR BEING NAUGHTY, YOU MONSTER >AND IF YOU NEED TO GO GET THE DIAPERS MY KEYS ARE ON THE BEDSIDE TABLE AND MY CREDIT CARD IS PROBABLY IN THE RIGHT BACK POCKET OF MY JEANS YOU BITCH >DO NOT DO THAT >DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH ME AND EACH OTHER IN F------ DIAPERS >N00000000000000000000
: Anonymous 106 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)16:46:20 No.179525412 >NO >NO OH MY GOD NO >DO NOT RIDE MY PENIS WHILE WEARING THAT SCHOOLGIRL OUTFIT >YOU'RE TORTURING ME >WELL GO AHEAD I CAN TAKE IT YOU'LL NEVER BREAK ME >NO... >OHGODNO >YOU PROBABLY ARE GOING TO RIM MY ANUS NOW TOO, HUH? >PROBABLY BROUGHT SOME DIAPERS WITH YOU TO WEAR, WHILE YOU TWO MAKE OUT, IS THAT IT? >I'M A MIDDLE AGED MAN YOU SICK 19 YEAR- OLD HOT TEEN F---- >YEAH YOU'RE GONNA RIDE MY C--- AND THEN PROBABLY SCISSOR WHILE WEARING DIAPERS, IS THAT IT? >YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA HAVE ONE OF YOU TO PRETEND TO BABYSIT THE OTHER AND THEN SUCK ON THE BRUNETTE'S T------ AND GET A SPANKING FOR BEING NAUGHTY, YOU MONSTER >AND IF YOU NEED TO GO GET THE DIAPERS MY KEYS ARE ON THE BEDSIDE TABLE AND MY CREDIT CARD IS PROBABLY IN THE RIGHT BACK POCKET OF MY JEANS YOU BITCH >DO NOT DO THAT >DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH ME AND EACH OTHER IN F------ DIAPERS >N00000000000000000000

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Anon is a history buff | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Top 10 world wars 174 KB JPG 4. 3. World War II 2. 1. World War I 01/17/23(Tue)00:16:51 No.892773093 > top ten world wars 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. Thanks for listening guys
: Anonymous Top 10 world wars 174 KB JPG 4. 3. World War II 2. 1. World War I 01/17/23(Tue)00:16:51 No.892773093 > top ten world wars 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. Thanks for listening guys

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My daddy issues couldn't handle this without tears | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous feels good man 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me thanks boss 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite 6 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous feels good man 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me thanks boss 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite 6 Replies View Thread

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Anon has a wet dream | /r/Greentext

just had a nightmare straight (...) CBR 94 KB JPG 12/28/22(Wed)10:47:54 No.33707120 >be me >recently getting into modded Minecraft > it's like 4 am >fell asleep on my laptop >start dreaming >I'm on my laptop again >helping my village fight off a zombie hoard > I just killed a skeleton when I turned around to shoot at another >it's not a skeleton >see this massive white thing just walking near some oak trees (*its about 5 blocks tall) >looks like a mix of mr.corneille from gumball and a pain demon from yandere sim >it rushes at me picks me up and bites my head (still in game) >the screen is black with glitching at the bottom and top with teeth marks playing some scream noise on repeat like when a game freezes >my light up keyboard irl turns off except for the words 'the end is near' >I wake up >wtaf
just had a nightmare straight (...) CBR 94 KB JPG 12/28/22(Wed)10:47:54 No.33707120 >be me >recently getting into modded Minecraft > it's like 4 am >fell asleep on my laptop >start dreaming >I'm on my laptop again >helping my village fight off a zombie hoard > I just killed a skeleton when I turned around to shoot at another >it's not a skeleton >see this massive white thing just walking near some oak trees (*its about 5 blocks tall) >looks like a mix of mr.corneille from gumball and a pain demon from yandere sim >it rushes at me picks me up and bites my head (still in game) >the screen is black with glitching at the bottom and top with teeth marks playing some scream noise on repeat like when a game freezes >my light up keyboard irl turns off except for the words 'the end is near' >I wake up >wtaf

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Anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Polska 73 KB PNG 01/21/23(Sat)21:11:44 No.893019978 >be me >be polish 27yo virgin >be talking to n----- at the bus stop who come here 6 months ago as a student >found out he already had sex with four girls while here W-- is wrong with women. It makes me so upset. Why do they have rights? Explain to me bros.
: Anonymous Polska 73 KB PNG 01/21/23(Sat)21:11:44 No.893019978 >be me >be polish 27yo virgin >be talking to n----- at the bus stop who come here 6 months ago as a student >found out he already had sex with four girls while here W-- is wrong with women. It makes me so upset. Why do they have rights? Explain to me bros.

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Anon makes a humorous statement | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)21:47:12 No.29977359>>29978023 >>29976086 >>29976649 >>29978736 File: HaramAtEverySize.jpg (275 KB, 1280x960) BODY AA 46 Posit Falter 4 Indigenou Black, People of Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)22:38:04 No.29978023 >>29978566 >>29979319 >>29977359 When her dad said to blow up at the snack shop, that's not what he had in mind.
Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)21:47:12 No.29977359>>29978023 >>29976086 >>29976649 >>29978736 File: HaramAtEverySize.jpg (275 KB, 1280x960) BODY AA 46 Posit Falter 4 Indigenou Black, People of Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)22:38:04 No.29978023 >>29978566 >>29979319 >>29977359 When her dad said to blow up at the snack shop, that's not what he had in mind.

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The Birds and the Dumblebees | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)12:50:11 No.179527793 >be me, late for class, cause my friend planted his car in a tree >open the class door >"Harry my boy! Just in time for our demonstration." >"Now, as I was saying." >"When a wizard loves a witch - or another wizard - veeeeeeeery much, t-t-they... uh..." >"Nevermind, allow me to demonstrate." >"Imperio!" >"Yes, that's right, Harry. Stretch those legs all the way over here to me." >Dumbledore then lifts up his robes to reveal a basilisk (large enough to put Salazar Slytherin's monster itself to shame) hanging limp on the floor. >"Alas, that appears to be the cost of living to an old age." >"No matter. No matter. Wingardium Leviosa!" >"Now, now. I know what you're thinking: 'Harry's only a boy." >"Fortunately, I drew an age line by the door over there, so as to avoid any... er... legal consequences." >"Now, Harry. If you'd be so kind as to lift up your robes and turn around." >"Hmmmm. Let's see now. Yes. Yes. Engorio. ENGORGIO!" >30 minutes later >"A-ah, Harry. Crucio! Nearly there." >"Yes! F-f-five million points to Gryffindor," Dumbledore e---------, calmly. >"Well done Harry. Well done indeed! Who else would like to have a go? No one? Very well, then. Put on your robes and swing by Madam Pomfrey to grab something for the pain." >"See now class, if Harry were a real witch (not just pretending to be one), then he'd be growing a baby in his belly for the next few months." >"But what if you're not ready for a baby yet?" >"Well, let me tell you a secret: That's what Avada Kedavra was initially invented for." >"Oh, and Harry, my boy. One quick thing before you go." >"Obliviate!"
: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)12:50:11 No.179527793 >be me, late for class, cause my friend planted his car in a tree >open the class door >"Harry my boy! Just in time for our demonstration." >"Now, as I was saying." >"When a wizard loves a witch - or another wizard - veeeeeeeery much, t-t-they... uh..." >"Nevermind, allow me to demonstrate." >"Imperio!" >"Yes, that's right, Harry. Stretch those legs all the way over here to me." >Dumbledore then lifts up his robes to reveal a basilisk (large enough to put Salazar Slytherin's monster itself to shame) hanging limp on the floor. >"Alas, that appears to be the cost of living to an old age." >"No matter. No matter. Wingardium Leviosa!" >"Now, now. I know what you're thinking: 'Harry's only a boy." >"Fortunately, I drew an age line by the door over there, so as to avoid any... er... legal consequences." >"Now, Harry. If you'd be so kind as to lift up your robes and turn around." >"Hmmmm. Let's see now. Yes. Yes. Engorio. ENGORGIO!" >30 minutes later >"A-ah, Harry. Crucio! Nearly there." >"Yes! F-f-five million points to Gryffindor," Dumbledore e---------, calmly. >"Well done Harry. Well done indeed! Who else would like to have a go? No one? Very well, then. Put on your robes and swing by Madam Pomfrey to grab something for the pain." >"See now class, if Harry were a real witch (not just pretending to be one), then he'd be growing a baby in his belly for the next few months." >"But what if you're not ready for a baby yet?" >"Well, let me tell you a secret: That's what Avada Kedavra was initially invented for." >"Oh, and Harry, my boy. One quick thing before you go." >"Obliviate!"

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anon is retarded? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Am I a dumbass When the girl I'm dating says she has never had a guy go down on her before Well that's decided. It'll be very good for you, and most amusing for me 268 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)17:59:01 No.893014111 > go to grocery store > Go to cashier > There is a 6-7/10 girl in front of me with nice features > She gets a grocery separator or whatever it's called : Anonymous > Am caught by surprise and just say thanks in a deeper voice than usual A few seconds go by... > She asks me the time > Tell her > "Thanks" She starts paying for her stuff and leaves > She clearly had a phone in her pocket Was she trying to make a move on me or am I making s--- up in my head? 01/21/23(Sat) 18:09:47 No.893014302 I think you're probably just retarded
: Anonymous Am I a dumbass When the girl I'm dating says she has never had a guy go down on her before Well that's decided. It'll be very good for you, and most amusing for me 268 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)17:59:01 No.893014111 > go to grocery store > Go to cashier > There is a 6-7/10 girl in front of me with nice features > She gets a grocery separator or whatever it's called : Anonymous > Am caught by surprise and just say thanks in a deeper voice than usual A few seconds go by... > She asks me the time > Tell her > "Thanks" She starts paying for her stuff and leaves > She clearly had a phone in her pocket Was she trying to make a move on me or am I making s--- up in my head? 01/21/23(Sat) 18:09:47 No.893014302 I think you're probably just retarded

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Anon from France | /r/Greentext

長春 78 KB JPG >be me, Frenchman >wake up >don't shower or bursh teeth >put on my striped shirt and beret >have my breakfast c-------- >take bus to work >bus driver stops midroute because he's on strike >hop off, start the long walk to work in my bare feet >sidewalk is unfinished because the construction workers are on strike >trudge through the mud and find a couple snails to snack on >finally get to the office building >can't get inside because the doorman's on strike >call my (female) boss to tell her I'll be late >she says it's ok because she's on strike too >it's now 10 am, time for my union-mandated 3 hour lunch >track mud inside the restaurant >ask the waiter for the lunch special >he brings me two cigarettes and a cup of wine >eat standing up because the chairs are on strike >go home at 12 and take my union-mandated 5 day weekend yet another day I'm glad I'm not an american
長春 78 KB JPG >be me, Frenchman >wake up >don't shower or bursh teeth >put on my striped shirt and beret >have my breakfast c-------- >take bus to work >bus driver stops midroute because he's on strike >hop off, start the long walk to work in my bare feet >sidewalk is unfinished because the construction workers are on strike >trudge through the mud and find a couple snails to snack on >finally get to the office building >can't get inside because the doorman's on strike >call my (female) boss to tell her I'll be late >she says it's ok because she's on strike too >it's now 10 am, time for my union-mandated 3 hour lunch >track mud inside the restaurant >ask the waiter for the lunch special >he brings me two cigarettes and a cup of wine >eat standing up because the chairs are on strike >go home at 12 and take my union-mandated 5 day weekend yet another day I'm glad I'm not an american

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Anon dislikes the (((mountain))) | /r/Greentext

1/4 i8H0a790 (OP). SE 1h (12/17 14:48) 40865871693 Re. 18 Img JPG 66KB (927 × 541) · 1642495373307.jpg 16 Replies 14 >it's just a mountain bro >yeah you can just go visit it if you want >no we don't have any footage of anyone doing so >its because it's just too dangerous >yes we do have footage of people climbing just about every other mountain in Antarctica what's that got to do with anything? >yes it does just happen to be near a military base, so what? >JUST SHUT UP AND STOP ASKING QUESTIONS Do they really want us to think this is just a naturally occurring mountain? 1/1 pwx8tOJI. CA 1h (12/17 14:49) 408658778 1 Reply It's the jews : :
1/4 i8H0a790 (OP). SE 1h (12/17 14:48) 40865871693 Re. 18 Img JPG 66KB (927 × 541) · 1642495373307.jpg 16 Replies 14 >it's just a mountain bro >yeah you can just go visit it if you want >no we don't have any footage of anyone doing so >its because it's just too dangerous >yes we do have footage of people climbing just about every other mountain in Antarctica what's that got to do with anything? >yes it does just happen to be near a military base, so what? >JUST SHUT UP AND STOP ASKING QUESTIONS Do they really want us to think this is just a naturally occurring mountain? 1/1 pwx8tOJI. CA 1h (12/17 14:49) 408658778 1 Reply It's the jews : :

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Tfw Reddit always copying | /r/Greentext

R They don't know they are in a state of constant observation Anonymous (ID: ID+RnuFn) 01/ Put me in the screencap
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Anon's day got ruined | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 65 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)14:47:26 No.893009921 >in the living room >mom comes down >"morning mom" >"WHY DO YOU HAVE THE LIGHT ON, OPEN THE CURTAIN" >day ruined already : Anonymous >>893009921 (OP) # Don't let a woman talk to you like that anon. Kick her in the clit. 01/21/23(Sat)14:49:08 No.893009962
: Anonymous 65 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)14:47:26 No.893009921 >in the living room >mom comes down >"morning mom" >"WHY DO YOU HAVE THE LIGHT ON, OPEN THE CURTAIN" >day ruined already : Anonymous >>893009921 (OP) # Don't let a woman talk to you like that anon. Kick her in the clit. 01/21/23(Sat)14:49:08 No.893009962

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: Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 >Have a whole week to do an assignment No.49047062 >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours
: Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 >Have a whole week to do an assignment No.49047062 >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours

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Anonymous 218 KB PNG 09/16/22(Fri)22:28:52 No.70236191 >get married in Pakistan after being an incel for nearly 30 years >import her back to the UK >she tells me my anime drawings, posters and gaming hobbies are all childish >forces me to watch Islamic content >makes me go to the mosque every day and pray >tfw don't even believe in God I'm losing my f------ mind, I want to send her back to Pakistan already. No amount of coochie is worth this much bs. I know that much
Anonymous 218 KB PNG 09/16/22(Fri)22:28:52 No.70236191 >get married in Pakistan after being an incel for nearly 30 years >import her back to the UK >she tells me my anime drawings, posters and gaming hobbies are all childish >forces me to watch Islamic content >makes me go to the mosque every day and pray >tfw don't even believe in God I'm losing my f------ mind, I want to send her back to Pakistan already. No amount of coochie is worth this much bs. I know that much

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