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: Anonymous Greatest movie dialog 85 KB JPG 10/21/22(Fri)00:27:40 No.175818771 > Hey Riggs > Riggs > Talk to me Riggs > Riggs > Riggs > You ok Riggs > Riggs > Riggs > I'm coming Riggs > Riggs > You crazy sunofabitch > Riggs > Talk to me > Riggs > Riggs > I'm too old for this s--- 10/21/22(Fri)00:28:38 No.175818819 : Anonymous >>175818771 (OP) # Most expensive screenplay at the time.
: Anonymous Greatest movie dialog 85 KB JPG 10/21/22(Fri)00:27:40 No.175818771 > Hey Riggs > Riggs > Talk to me Riggs > Riggs > Riggs > You ok Riggs > Riggs > Riggs > I'm coming Riggs > Riggs > You crazy sunofabitch > Riggs > Talk to me > Riggs > Riggs > I'm too old for this s--- 10/21/22(Fri)00:28:38 No.175818819 : Anonymous >>175818771 (OP) # Most expensive screenplay at the time.

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Anon is going to get cheated on | /r/Greentext

□ Anonymous 10/20/22(Thu)21:58:29 No.887659254 ► >>887659341 >>887659366 >>887660227 >be me >have sex with gf >right as I'm about to c-- she whispers "I'm gonna cheat on you" >afterwards acts like she didn't say anything what did she mean by this? O Anonymous 10/20/22(Thu)22:00:14 No.887659341 >>887659254 (OP) >afterwards acts like she didn't say anything youre supposed to respond with DO IT F----- and b-------------
□ Anonymous 10/20/22(Thu)21:58:29 No.887659254 ► >>887659341 >>887659366 >>887660227 >be me >have sex with gf >right as I'm about to c-- she whispers "I'm gonna cheat on you" >afterwards acts like she didn't say anything what did she mean by this? O Anonymous 10/20/22(Thu)22:00:14 No.887659341 >>887659254 (OP) >afterwards acts like she didn't say anything youre supposed to respond with DO IT F----- and b-------------

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Anon loves Toy Story | /r/Greentext

File: 1277701026.jpg (97 KB, 540x800, 1277700841402.jpg) >> S POLAR JUNE 18 Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:57:06 No.245158XXX So did you all buy your Jessie toy, masturbate and c-- on her face, then leave the room while you imagine all your other toys trying to console her while she cries, knowing she can't get the c-- off her face because it would cause suspicion? Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:10 No.245159XXX lol Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:26 No.245159XXX WHAT Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:33 No.245159XXX Yes Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:57 No.245159XXX If this were facebook I would like this Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:59:05 No.245159XXX I did it to buzz too Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:59:27 No.245159XXX oh my f------ god sir, good point you've made
File: 1277701026.jpg (97 KB, 540x800, 1277700841402.jpg) >> S POLAR JUNE 18 Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:57:06 No.245158XXX So did you all buy your Jessie toy, masturbate and c-- on her face, then leave the room while you imagine all your other toys trying to console her while she cries, knowing she can't get the c-- off her face because it would cause suspicion? Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:10 No.245159XXX lol Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:26 No.245159XXX WHAT Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:33 No.245159XXX Yes Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:57 No.245159XXX If this were facebook I would like this Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:59:05 No.245159XXX I did it to buzz too Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:59:27 No.245159XXX oh my f------ god sir, good point you've made

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Delayed blowback | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ishapore Assault Rifle CRPF inducts 7.62X51 Ishapore Assault Rifle Picatinny rail MAKE IN INDIA Desi Sig Sauer 716 10/20/22(Thu)16:01:38 No.55730530 7.62x51 mm 22DEFEOF-OFFB-4B4F-86B9-7FA043FCEB95.jpg 25 KB JPG >pull trigger >s--- myself FOLDABLE BUTTSTOCK >>55730277 (OP) # >feel the urgent need to fart while shooting >"nobody here might as well go for it" >line up sights >>55731077 # >>55733547 # >>55733981 #
: Anonymous Ishapore Assault Rifle CRPF inducts 7.62X51 Ishapore Assault Rifle Picatinny rail MAKE IN INDIA Desi Sig Sauer 716 10/20/22(Thu)16:01:38 No.55730530 7.62x51 mm 22DEFEOF-OFFB-4B4F-86B9-7FA043FCEB95.jpg 25 KB JPG >pull trigger >s--- myself FOLDABLE BUTTSTOCK >>55730277 (OP) # >feel the urgent need to fart while shooting >"nobody here might as well go for it" >line up sights >>55731077 # >>55733547 # >>55733981 #

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anon tells the truth | /r/Greentext

Embracing figures at Pompeii 'could have been gay lovers', after scan reveals they are both men >be me >drinking wine with best bro >served 10 years in army together >saved my life once >named my son after the guy >mountain f------ explodes >find house and hide for shelter >give each other one last bro hug >ash burys us both >1900 years later get found >lol gay bois
Embracing figures at Pompeii 'could have been gay lovers', after scan reveals they are both men >be me >drinking wine with best bro >served 10 years in army together >saved my life once >named my son after the guy >mountain f------ explodes >find house and hide for shelter >give each other one last bro hug >ash burys us both >1900 years later get found >lol gay bois

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Anon goes outside | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2.56 MB PNG 10/20/22(Thu)20:37:20 I almost got arrested for being a sperg today. No.27541039 >Be me, a 21 year old sperg >Live in a really idyllic neighborhood with a ton of pretty trees >Decide to take a relaxing walk >prettytree.jpeg >Ah, so pretty >Sits by the tree and communes with nature >Talks to himself and prays to God by the tree >Two cops show up >They tell me an elderly lady called the cops on me because I was "talking to trees" and didn't seem right in the head OKAY YES I was talking to myself smiling and enjoying the fall breeze. But I really was not trying to cause any trouble. The cops seemed to understand that and told me I could relax. Anyway, they got my information and my address for safety measures. Should I tell my parents about what happened? Probably for safety reasons, in case the cops stop by our house. But if I tell them, they may never let me leave the house again - and also this isn't really a big deal.
: Anonymous 2.56 MB PNG 10/20/22(Thu)20:37:20 I almost got arrested for being a sperg today. No.27541039 >Be me, a 21 year old sperg >Live in a really idyllic neighborhood with a ton of pretty trees >Decide to take a relaxing walk >prettytree.jpeg >Ah, so pretty >Sits by the tree and communes with nature >Talks to himself and prays to God by the tree >Two cops show up >They tell me an elderly lady called the cops on me because I was "talking to trees" and didn't seem right in the head OKAY YES I was talking to myself smiling and enjoying the fall breeze. But I really was not trying to cause any trouble. The cops seemed to understand that and told me I could relax. Anyway, they got my information and my address for safety measures. Should I tell my parents about what happened? Probably for safety reasons, in case the cops stop by our house. But if I tell them, they may never let me leave the house again - and also this isn't really a big deal.

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Anon experiences aunt love | /r/Greentext

#1, No. 70668188 Acum 26 de minute why JPG 256x256 18,8 kB >be me >23 year old loser neet, highschool dropout >gf breaks up with me >wasting life away with drugs >move in with aunt in USA >she motivates me to get a GED >pass >first W in years >go clean >apply for collage >she says i can live with her and the family >moving there semi-permanently >she genuinely believes in me why does my chest ache? why am i on the verge of tears? i dont understand. this feels too good for someone like me 2 replies
#1, No. 70668188 Acum 26 de minute why JPG 256x256 18,8 kB >be me >23 year old loser neet, highschool dropout >gf breaks up with me >wasting life away with drugs >move in with aunt in USA >she motivates me to get a GED >pass >first W in years >go clean >apply for collage >she says i can live with her and the family >moving there semi-permanently >she genuinely believes in me why does my chest ache? why am i on the verge of tears? i dont understand. this feels too good for someone like me 2 replies

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Anon gets topped | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 49 KB PNG 09/04/20 (Fri)19:35:14 No.835444662 >be me, in US >9-5 soulless kitchen worker >tip system just changed in workplace, managers no longer allowed to get their hands on any of that sweet sweet money >now actually have some decent day time cash >go home and open up email >Domino's spamming as per usual >coupon catches my eye >it can't be.. >oh but it is >deal for a 13$ large pizza with *your choice of toppings* >chin rolls start sweating immediately, bursting out from the shirt collar barely concealing them and slamming against the floor >they did it again. they forgot to take the little things into account >previous history of ordering 50 free sauces at a time, as per the coupon >being_order.png >start going through the pizza builder. all the regular stuff, accurate to what my local store serves >normal crust, normal sauce, just a regular pizza >8 meat toppings, four doubled. >guaranteed to feed me for the hour >add extra cheese as well, I need more dairy in my s---- >free sauce? no free sauce, shame. >order is still 13$ (aside from taxes and delivery) >confirm order >5 minutes later receive phone call >"sir are you sure you-" >woman. day ruined >immediately screech out the word yes, already knowing from previous experience >gotta assert that dominance on the domino >make sure to add special instructions, give pizza puns. three in total, just in case they try to say the joke was too cheesy. heard it too many times >delivery guy shows up, completely fails to even come up with a pun >no tip for you. go on, get out of here >he looks disgusted as he leaves >slowly roll my slimy form across the stained wooden floor, pizza safely within my bellybutton space (thank god I'm an innie) >finally squeeze my way over to my mega gaming chair, made especially for 800 lb good boys like me >open box, toppings fly everywhere. floor was already dirty anyways >vacuum the pizza as I always do, not even tasting anything because at this point that doesn't matter anymore >leave review, "could not make pizza correctly"
: Anonymous 49 KB PNG 09/04/20 (Fri)19:35:14 No.835444662 >be me, in US >9-5 soulless kitchen worker >tip system just changed in workplace, managers no longer allowed to get their hands on any of that sweet sweet money >now actually have some decent day time cash >go home and open up email >Domino's spamming as per usual >coupon catches my eye >it can't be.. >oh but it is >deal for a 13$ large pizza with *your choice of toppings* >chin rolls start sweating immediately, bursting out from the shirt collar barely concealing them and slamming against the floor >they did it again. they forgot to take the little things into account >previous history of ordering 50 free sauces at a time, as per the coupon >being_order.png >start going through the pizza builder. all the regular stuff, accurate to what my local store serves >normal crust, normal sauce, just a regular pizza >8 meat toppings, four doubled. >guaranteed to feed me for the hour >add extra cheese as well, I need more dairy in my s---- >free sauce? no free sauce, shame. >order is still 13$ (aside from taxes and delivery) >confirm order >5 minutes later receive phone call >"sir are you sure you-" >woman. day ruined >immediately screech out the word yes, already knowing from previous experience >gotta assert that dominance on the domino >make sure to add special instructions, give pizza puns. three in total, just in case they try to say the joke was too cheesy. heard it too many times >delivery guy shows up, completely fails to even come up with a pun >no tip for you. go on, get out of here >he looks disgusted as he leaves >slowly roll my slimy form across the stained wooden floor, pizza safely within my bellybutton space (thank god I'm an innie) >finally squeeze my way over to my mega gaming chair, made especially for 800 lb good boys like me >open box, toppings fly everywhere. floor was already dirty anyways >vacuum the pizza as I always do, not even tasting anything because at this point that doesn't matter anymore >leave review, "could not make pizza correctly"

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Anon goes to 4chan for social advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 83 KB JPG 10/20/22(Thu)12:27:02 No.887651203 >be me, kind of retarded and socially inept, can't say two words to others without pissing my pants >grew up poor but hate being poor so want a good job even if I am not good at it >find a way to a desired job but it's going to require a lot of social interactions every day >job started 7 months ago >be in meetings every day >literally stutter, sweat, and panic throughout each meeting >refuse to accept being a failure >"I am stronger than this. I am stronger than this. I am stronger than this." >keep delivering good enough results but very clearly pity inducing along the way >3 hours ago in a meeting >struggling speaking as usual but maybe worse? >manager turns to me "are you okay anon?" >oh y...yeah yes just just just thinking of the financial models sorry I'm sorry >go back to meeting topic like I'm not dying inside /b/ give me some advice please this is tiring and embarrassing everyday. This job can lead to amazing opportunities so I am not going to quit. But how do I become better socially?
Anonymous 83 KB JPG 10/20/22(Thu)12:27:02 No.887651203 >be me, kind of retarded and socially inept, can't say two words to others without pissing my pants >grew up poor but hate being poor so want a good job even if I am not good at it >find a way to a desired job but it's going to require a lot of social interactions every day >job started 7 months ago >be in meetings every day >literally stutter, sweat, and panic throughout each meeting >refuse to accept being a failure >"I am stronger than this. I am stronger than this. I am stronger than this." >keep delivering good enough results but very clearly pity inducing along the way >3 hours ago in a meeting >struggling speaking as usual but maybe worse? >manager turns to me "are you okay anon?" >oh y...yeah yes just just just thinking of the financial models sorry I'm sorry >go back to meeting topic like I'm not dying inside /b/ give me some advice please this is tiring and embarrassing everyday. This job can lead to amazing opportunities so I am not going to quit. But how do I become better socially?

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Anon is optimistic about the future | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Based Manletchad Aaron Tayer Jig Sh 10 % (179.1 cm) K >be me >179cm >manlet >shortest man in my family >feeling pretty down about myself lately >see thirst trap edit on TikTok with the guy from bullettrain >realize no one will never make an edit like that about me because I'm not a tallfag like him >decide to Google it >He's actually my height This was the lifefuel I needed today. We're all gonna make it. A FOREX 1.08 MB JPG 10/19/22(Wed)17:46:31 No.68693690 >>68694350 # : Anonymous >>68693690 (OP) # You're not even a manlet you gay talk to me when you're 5'6 average-height-tards are the most whiny insecure people around baka : Anonymous 10/19/22(Wed)17:50:07 No.68693713 10/19/22(Wed)19:09:16 No.68694350 >>68693713 # Fr they complain more than actial dwarves
: Anonymous Based Manletchad Aaron Tayer Jig Sh 10 % (179.1 cm) K >be me >179cm >manlet >shortest man in my family >feeling pretty down about myself lately >see thirst trap edit on TikTok with the guy from bullettrain >realize no one will never make an edit like that about me because I'm not a tallfag like him >decide to Google it >He's actually my height This was the lifefuel I needed today. We're all gonna make it. A FOREX 1.08 MB JPG 10/19/22(Wed)17:46:31 No.68693690 >>68694350 # : Anonymous >>68693690 (OP) # You're not even a manlet you gay talk to me when you're 5'6 average-height-tards are the most whiny insecure people around baka : Anonymous 10/19/22(Wed)17:50:07 No.68693713 10/19/22(Wed)19:09:16 No.68694350 >>68693713 # Fr they complain more than actial dwarves

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anon discovers soy milk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous what the f---? ORIGINAL ORIGINAL SOY 86 PROTEN Silk THE ORIGINAL NUTRITION MEWERHOUSE OPER OVE HARVES IN BARES 83 KB JPG : Anonymous >>887653330 # 10/20/22(Thu)10:18:50 No.887652942 : Anonymous i just found out from my mom that soy milk is an actual thing.. w-- bros I thought it was just a meme people actually drink this s--- that's actually made of soy?? milkbros... >>887652942 (OP) # It's not even bad for you, in fact its better than regular milk > inb4 chudcels seething 10/20/22(Thu)10:25:16 No.887653170 10/20/22(Thu)10:30:11 No.887653330 >>887653170 # okay so we're outside of the store and we bought one and I tried it... it's f------ disgusting bros, everything they said about soy is true
: Anonymous what the f---? ORIGINAL ORIGINAL SOY 86 PROTEN Silk THE ORIGINAL NUTRITION MEWERHOUSE OPER OVE HARVES IN BARES 83 KB JPG : Anonymous >>887653330 # 10/20/22(Thu)10:18:50 No.887652942 : Anonymous i just found out from my mom that soy milk is an actual thing.. w-- bros I thought it was just a meme people actually drink this s--- that's actually made of soy?? milkbros... >>887652942 (OP) # It's not even bad for you, in fact its better than regular milk > inb4 chudcels seething 10/20/22(Thu)10:25:16 No.887653170 10/20/22(Thu)10:30:11 No.887653330 >>887653170 # okay so we're outside of the store and we bought one and I tried it... it's f------ disgusting bros, everything they said about soy is true

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Anon is old | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 49 KB JPG 10/20/22(Thu)22:15:43 No.887660095 >on random server >"Hey Anon, how old are you?" >"I'm uh... 23" >Everyone laughs >"Christ grandpa, isn't it bedtime for you?" >"Who let the old man in?" >"Dude, yo do know we're all like 13 to 16 here, right" >"G-Guys I was joking, I'm 16" >"HAHAHA, that's what I thought" >"Wew, I was actually about to kick you from the server anon" After this and a couple of other experiences, I think I might give up on online gaming altogether. Seems like everything is now filled with f------ zoomers. I'm scared, honestly. I don't know, maybe I'm legit outgrowing this s---.
: Anonymous 49 KB JPG 10/20/22(Thu)22:15:43 No.887660095 >on random server >"Hey Anon, how old are you?" >"I'm uh... 23" >Everyone laughs >"Christ grandpa, isn't it bedtime for you?" >"Who let the old man in?" >"Dude, yo do know we're all like 13 to 16 here, right" >"G-Guys I was joking, I'm 16" >"HAHAHA, that's what I thought" >"Wew, I was actually about to kick you from the server anon" After this and a couple of other experiences, I think I might give up on online gaming altogether. Seems like everything is now filled with f------ zoomers. I'm scared, honestly. I don't know, maybe I'm legit outgrowing this s---.

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Anon feels loved | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 48471330 37,5 kB JPG 1 tsitten ●●● >be me >lonely >have cat >find out cats like back scratches >give cat back scratches >cat loves it >cat now follows me around and I give the good scratch >I love cat >cat loves me >I feel loved >not lonely >yes
Anonymous | 48471330 37,5 kB JPG 1 tsitten ●●● >be me >lonely >have cat >find out cats like back scratches >give cat back scratches >cat loves it >cat now follows me around and I give the good scratch >I love cat >cat loves me >I feel loved >not lonely >yes

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Anon became his own grandpa. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married. >my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild >my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >I am married to my grandma >I am my own grandpa.
Anonymous No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married. >my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild >my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >I am married to my grandma >I am my own grandpa.

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Anon is such a comfortable liar | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 205 KB JPG 10/20/22(Thu)00:43:35 No.27533693 Why am I such a comfortable liar? I can't stop telling white lies and I do it so easily, I've done it since I was a kid >in elementary school there was this kid I was friends with >he wasn't really close with anyone else but he was friends with me >he moves away and no one hears from him ever again >I make up this lie that his dad got thrown in jail for drug trafficking and the kid is terminally ill and dying of cancer >Everyone in my class believes it and it becomes a big thing >a few girls made "get well soon" cards for him and I promised to give the cards to him I told that lie out of sheer boredom and it ignited something me. Throughout my life I continue to make up weird lies to everyone, my family, my friends, girlfriends, employers. I lie all the time and I enjoy the feeling I get from treating people like suckers. Why?
Anonymous 205 KB JPG 10/20/22(Thu)00:43:35 No.27533693 Why am I such a comfortable liar? I can't stop telling white lies and I do it so easily, I've done it since I was a kid >in elementary school there was this kid I was friends with >he wasn't really close with anyone else but he was friends with me >he moves away and no one hears from him ever again >I make up this lie that his dad got thrown in jail for drug trafficking and the kid is terminally ill and dying of cancer >Everyone in my class believes it and it becomes a big thing >a few girls made "get well soon" cards for him and I promised to give the cards to him I told that lie out of sheer boredom and it ignited something me. Throughout my life I continue to make up weird lies to everyone, my family, my friends, girlfriends, employers. I lie all the time and I enjoy the feeling I get from treating people like suckers. Why?

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Lib Dem sleeper agent finishes her mission | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: KnACzPU8) 10/20/22(Thu) 18:10:27 No.400684728 >>400687044 >>400696999 File: 1645435671191.png (370 KB, 654x492) >be a pro-republic, LibDem remainer >infiltrate the Tories over many years >kill the Queen >destroy the economy >kamikaze the party, maybe for decades >leave in just 44 days, your job done You all got outplayed
Anonymous (ID: KnACzPU8) 10/20/22(Thu) 18:10:27 No.400684728 >>400687044 >>400696999 File: 1645435671191.png (370 KB, 654x492) >be a pro-republic, LibDem remainer >infiltrate the Tories over many years >kill the Queen >destroy the economy >kamikaze the party, maybe for decades >leave in just 44 days, your job done You all got outplayed

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