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Anon has all the rizz | /r/Greentext
![File: 1384678481496.png-(88 KB, 233x243, jeebus.png) Anonymous 11/17/13(Sun)19:54:41 UTC+11 No.516501331 [Reply] > Driving 10 over the speed limit on the way home today > Wanted to get home and see roommate's new PS4 > Merge around and pass a car that's going the speed limit > Guy speeds up and then tries to pace me > Spend the next 30 seconds thinking about what I could say to him > We soon hit a stoplight > Guy pulls up next to me and rolls his window down > Asian wannabe gangster, flat brim hat and all > Roll down my window in responsee and lead with "what?" > Get a resounding, extremely aggressive "F--- you" in response > Brain goes numb > "Is that an offer? It's been a while since I had some chink lips on this d---." > I'm not even gay, but it seemed like the right thing to say at the time > He responds with "Hey, F--- YOU. You can touch your own tiny ass d---, f-----" > Immediately laugh and respond with "I got a fat eight incher here if you're curious" > Ignore how strange this interaction is getting > "Yeah, b-------, f------ queer." > Brain scans for responses > Only one option found > Take seatbelt off, quickly unzip pants > Rock hard for some reason > Scoot over to the passenger seat > Do a weird stand squat and stick my d--- out the window > Guy starts yelling structureless profanity > Light turns green and he peels out > I'm left in a line of cars with my d--- out the window, in the wrong seat > Why did I just do that > MFW](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/068/918/f90.png)
![File: 1384678481496.png-(88 KB, 233x243, jeebus.png) Anonymous 11/17/13(Sun)19:54:41 UTC+11 No.516501331 [Reply] > Driving 10 over the speed limit on the way home today > Wanted to get home and see roommate's new PS4 > Merge around and pass a car that's going the speed limit > Guy speeds up and then tries to pace me > Spend the next 30 seconds thinking about what I could say to him > We soon hit a stoplight > Guy pulls up next to me and rolls his window down > Asian wannabe gangster, flat brim hat and all > Roll down my window in responsee and lead with "what?" > Get a resounding, extremely aggressive "F--- you" in response > Brain goes numb > "Is that an offer? It's been a while since I had some chink lips on this d---." > I'm not even gay, but it seemed like the right thing to say at the time > He responds with "Hey, F--- YOU. You can touch your own tiny ass d---, f-----" > Immediately laugh and respond with "I got a fat eight incher here if you're curious" > Ignore how strange this interaction is getting > "Yeah, b-------, f------ queer." > Brain scans for responses > Only one option found > Take seatbelt off, quickly unzip pants > Rock hard for some reason > Scoot over to the passenger seat > Do a weird stand squat and stick my d--- out the window > Guy starts yelling structureless profanity > Light turns green and he peels out > I'm left in a line of cars with my d--- out the window, in the wrong seat > Why did I just do that > MFW](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/068/918/f90.png)
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Anon has seen things | /r/Greentext
![File: 1736783104497.jpg (502 KB, 1439x1243) Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:04:18 No.81197199 [Reply] ► i watched my friend have sex with a corpse in the summer of 2007. Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 19:15:43 No.81197945 w--? for real? wheres the greentext?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/068/714/12e.png)
![File: 1736783104497.jpg (502 KB, 1439x1243) Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:04:18 No.81197199 [Reply] ► i watched my friend have sex with a corpse in the summer of 2007. Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 19:15:43 No.81197945 w--? for real? wheres the greentext?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/068/714/12e.png)
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