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Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)21:27:29 No.909283117 >be massive c--- sucking f----- >Chad accuses you of being a f----- >deny being a f----- >sue Chad for libel >Chad presents mountains of evidence of your faggotry >evidence is so compelling now everyone knows your a f----- instead of just your f----- friends >drop the lawsuit >get arrested for being such a huge c--- sucking f----- 182 KB JPG >undermine your own defense by acting like a f----- in court >sentenced to prison for faggotry >health immediately declines after semen supply is cut off >100 years later your f----- poetry is celebrated only by f------ and micks
Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)21:27:29 No.909283117 >be massive c--- sucking f----- >Chad accuses you of being a f----- >deny being a f----- >sue Chad for libel >Chad presents mountains of evidence of your faggotry >evidence is so compelling now everyone knows your a f----- instead of just your f----- friends >drop the lawsuit >get arrested for being such a huge c--- sucking f----- 182 KB JPG >undermine your own defense by acting like a f----- in court >sentenced to prison for faggotry >health immediately declines after semen supply is cut off >100 years later your f----- poetry is celebrated only by f------ and micks

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Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)20:46:03 No.75413018 >before I leave for work notice boyfriend watching a TF2 video >get home from work notice boyfriend watching the same TF2 video >check up on it, it's a 12 hour video of a guy talking about pl_badwater >BOYFRIEND SPENT HIS WHOLE DAY WATCHING SOME GUY TALK ABOUT A TF2 MAP 211 KB PNG
Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)20:46:03 No.75413018 >before I leave for work notice boyfriend watching a TF2 video >get home from work notice boyfriend watching the same TF2 video >check up on it, it's a 12 hour video of a guy talking about pl_badwater >BOYFRIEND SPENT HIS WHOLE DAY WATCHING SOME GUY TALK ABOUT A TF2 MAP 211 KB PNG

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: Anonymous >go on reddit >unpopular opinion subreddit >give unpopular opinion ●>downvoted how do these retards function
: Anonymous >go on reddit >unpopular opinion subreddit >give unpopular opinion ●>downvoted how do these retards function

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Jamie, pull up aging population | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1 KB PNG 11/13/23(Mon)04:26:43 No.72788539 >lowest obesity rate in the developed world >lowest average calorie consumption in the developed world >also the highest life expectancy in the world CICO really does explain everything, doesnt it? 11/13/23(Mon) 04:36:51 No.72788614 : Anonymous >high stress >high alcohol consumption >everyone smokes >everything is deep fried >radioactive fish and somehow these people live the longest? >>72788694 # >>72788876 # >>72789474 # >>72792560 # >>72793613 # >>72793624 #
: Anonymous 1 KB PNG 11/13/23(Mon)04:26:43 No.72788539 >lowest obesity rate in the developed world >lowest average calorie consumption in the developed world >also the highest life expectancy in the world CICO really does explain everything, doesnt it? 11/13/23(Mon) 04:36:51 No.72788614 : Anonymous >high stress >high alcohol consumption >everyone smokes >everything is deep fried >radioactive fish and somehow these people live the longest? >>72788694 # >>72788876 # >>72789474 # >>72792560 # >>72793613 # >>72793624 #

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Doubtful Departures | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me >having loving caring gf >she cooks, makes me laugh, is a genuinely my closest friend >she only wants to f--- like twice a week >am consistently rejected >she never approaches me, feel very little sexual desire from her NATURAL SELECTION 11/13/23(Mon)10:23:27 No.909251220 1.4 MB JPG I broke up with her. Was this the right move? I miss her, but I just didnt think things were ever gonna get better. 11/13/23(Mon)10:29:34 No.909251435 Anonymous 100% correct move. Post her nudes Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)10:33:11 No.909251561 >>909251220 >only f--- twice a week Bro I have sex like once a month maybe once every two months and sometimes its not even penetration. For me that's a lot. I don't mean that in the sense that It's as much as I can get but as much as I'd want. Maybe i'm asexual or just have low sex drive. Sex is exhausting. idk why people like to do it so much. yeah it feels good but not worth the effort imo.
Anonymous >be me >having loving caring gf >she cooks, makes me laugh, is a genuinely my closest friend >she only wants to f--- like twice a week >am consistently rejected >she never approaches me, feel very little sexual desire from her NATURAL SELECTION 11/13/23(Mon)10:23:27 No.909251220 1.4 MB JPG I broke up with her. Was this the right move? I miss her, but I just didnt think things were ever gonna get better. 11/13/23(Mon)10:29:34 No.909251435 Anonymous 100% correct move. Post her nudes Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)10:33:11 No.909251561 >>909251220 >only f--- twice a week Bro I have sex like once a month maybe once every two months and sometimes its not even penetration. For me that's a lot. I don't mean that in the sense that It's as much as I can get but as much as I'd want. Maybe i'm asexual or just have low sex drive. Sex is exhausting. idk why people like to do it so much. yeah it feels good but not worth the effort imo.

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Plushie Passion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 49 KB JPG 11/13/23(Mon)11:14:58 No.75407085 >be me >want to own plushies of all sorts, be it pokemon, fumos etc >live with family where everyone wants a man to be an ultra manly alpha dude, even though that clearly doesn't apply to me because I'm average height and a nerd >sister is allowed to own plushies >figure out that if I had a gf, I could own plushies and merely claim that she bought them to me as gifts how do I go forward to doing this anons? How do I find a gf that I can use as a way to justify owning plushies? I really badly want to own a few pokemon ones and fumos
Anonymous 49 KB JPG 11/13/23(Mon)11:14:58 No.75407085 >be me >want to own plushies of all sorts, be it pokemon, fumos etc >live with family where everyone wants a man to be an ultra manly alpha dude, even though that clearly doesn't apply to me because I'm average height and a nerd >sister is allowed to own plushies >figure out that if I had a gf, I could own plushies and merely claim that she bought them to me as gifts how do I go forward to doing this anons? How do I find a gf that I can use as a way to justify owning plushies? I really badly want to own a few pokemon ones and fumos

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Anon is fed up with working | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: GnZaA83F | 08/26/22(Fri)08:35:18 No.392648591 >>392651445 >>392652053 >>392645562 >Back in the 80s a dude could work at a f------ shoe store and have a house and family. That's the number one reason why millennials and zoomers don't want to work; there are no rewards for it. If you can't live a decent life working a 40 hour work week, then there's no point in working. Then you become miserable, depressed, and angry. The only people who are even close to happy right now are upper-middle class and the very wealthy. And of course all they do is complain about people not wanting to work. A friend of mine is worth about $3M, and he works for fun; he says if he doesn't work he gets depressed, and now that he works, he's happier. He says he doesn't understand why people our age and younger (we're both millennials ~35yrs old) don't want to work. I explained to him that having the OPTION to work like he does is the reason why he isn't miserable. That, and the fact that he has never, ever, had to worry about money. If he wants something, he just goes out and buys it. Unless there's a reward for working full-time, there is no contentment for the worker. period. Housing, transportation, food, and clothing aren't luxury items, and they should be provided to people who work. I am not a communist, but it just does not make sense that in one of the wealthiest and most prosperous nations on earth that we have literally MILLIONS of people who cannot afford to live with any sense of contentment because they are constantly working for zero rewards. + Paying your rent or mortgage is not a reward. + Paying your bills for essentials is not reward. + Paying for a car that's just good enough to get you to work is not a reward. + Paying taxes that don't go to helping you or your community at all is not a reward (that's a punishment). There are going to be MAJOR CHANGES to the way people live and make money over the next 10-20 years. Just a prediction. Young people are fed up.
Anonymous (ID: GnZaA83F | 08/26/22(Fri)08:35:18 No.392648591 >>392651445 >>392652053 >>392645562 >Back in the 80s a dude could work at a f------ shoe store and have a house and family. That's the number one reason why millennials and zoomers don't want to work; there are no rewards for it. If you can't live a decent life working a 40 hour work week, then there's no point in working. Then you become miserable, depressed, and angry. The only people who are even close to happy right now are upper-middle class and the very wealthy. And of course all they do is complain about people not wanting to work. A friend of mine is worth about $3M, and he works for fun; he says if he doesn't work he gets depressed, and now that he works, he's happier. He says he doesn't understand why people our age and younger (we're both millennials ~35yrs old) don't want to work. I explained to him that having the OPTION to work like he does is the reason why he isn't miserable. That, and the fact that he has never, ever, had to worry about money. If he wants something, he just goes out and buys it. Unless there's a reward for working full-time, there is no contentment for the worker. period. Housing, transportation, food, and clothing aren't luxury items, and they should be provided to people who work. I am not a communist, but it just does not make sense that in one of the wealthiest and most prosperous nations on earth that we have literally MILLIONS of people who cannot afford to live with any sense of contentment because they are constantly working for zero rewards. + Paying your rent or mortgage is not a reward. + Paying your bills for essentials is not reward. + Paying for a car that's just good enough to get you to work is not a reward. + Paying taxes that don't go to helping you or your community at all is not a reward (that's a punishment). There are going to be MAJOR CHANGES to the way people live and make money over the next 10-20 years. Just a prediction. Young people are fed up.

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Anon’s name is Meow | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)00:40:14 No.4570137 >Spend months shitposting about how cats are worse than dogs >Found a kitten >Try to humanize it >Try to teach him my name with meows >He literally is trying to tell me to change his litter or he will s---/piss outside >He is trying to communicate with me to play with him >He wakes me up by meowing my name [he did that many times] >When I want be alone he cries with my name to open the door 58 KB JPG W-- Why you say they are stupid? They are fluffy and cute and that's all I need
: Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)00:40:14 No.4570137 >Spend months shitposting about how cats are worse than dogs >Found a kitten >Try to humanize it >Try to teach him my name with meows >He literally is trying to tell me to change his litter or he will s---/piss outside >He is trying to communicate with me to play with him >He wakes me up by meowing my name [he did that many times] >When I want be alone he cries with my name to open the door 58 KB JPG W-- Why you say they are stupid? They are fluffy and cute and that's all I need

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Anon is at the movies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/18/18(Thu)10:01:45 No.93404491 >>93404525 >> >>93401455 (OP) >trailer for this movie comes on in the theater >Starts off with Chris Hemsworth playing with his kids >line in the trailer states "the twin towers have just been attacked" >Someone in the theaters goes "Jesus Christ. Again?" Even the normies are getting tired of this s---.
Anonymous 01/18/18(Thu)10:01:45 No.93404491 >>93404525 >> >>93401455 (OP) >trailer for this movie comes on in the theater >Starts off with Chris Hemsworth playing with his kids >line in the trailer states "the twin towers have just been attacked" >Someone in the theaters goes "Jesus Christ. Again?" Even the normies are getting tired of this s---.

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Whiffs on the Move | /r/Greentext

lemon boy lemon backpack 11/13/23(Mon)10:09:58 No.909250799 184 KB JPG >be me >want backpack to smell nice >idea.jpg >put car refreshener in backpack >fast forward through weekend >it reeks of lemon what the f--- do I do now /b/ros? Everything in my backpack gets shat on by the lemon smell, even my sandwiches smell and taste like lemon. Even when I air it out it doesn't go away
lemon boy lemon backpack 11/13/23(Mon)10:09:58 No.909250799 184 KB JPG >be me >want backpack to smell nice >idea.jpg >put car refreshener in backpack >fast forward through weekend >it reeks of lemon what the f--- do I do now /b/ros? Everything in my backpack gets shat on by the lemon smell, even my sandwiches smell and taste like lemon. Even when I air it out it doesn't go away

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Anon might have a problem with God | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 27 KB JPG 07/22/21(Thu)13:23:16 No.64665666 >be me >highschool >try to get girlfriend >"sorry anon let's stay friends" >becomes a nun >uni >have a gf >"sorry anon I felt the calling" >becomes a nun >make friends with lady at the cafe near my home >ask on a date >"oh anon pardon me, I can't" >ofc she would be a nun How the f--- am I supposed to compete with Jesus? : Anonymous >>64665666 (OP) # >666 Lmao get f----- antichrist 07/22/21(Thu)13:27:57 No.64665698
: Anonymous 27 KB JPG 07/22/21(Thu)13:23:16 No.64665666 >be me >highschool >try to get girlfriend >"sorry anon let's stay friends" >becomes a nun >uni >have a gf >"sorry anon I felt the calling" >becomes a nun >make friends with lady at the cafe near my home >ask on a date >"oh anon pardon me, I can't" >ofc she would be a nun How the f--- am I supposed to compete with Jesus? : Anonymous >>64665666 (OP) # >666 Lmao get f----- antichrist 07/22/21(Thu)13:27:57 No.64665698

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Is she gregnant? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 718 KB PNG 08/24/23(Thu)23:17:01 No.32506518 >bought a fake pregnancy belly to surprise my bf >put it on and looked at myself in the mirror >looked really convincing >suddenly a wave of dysphoria and negative thoughts hit me >thoughts of how ill never be a real mother hit me like a truck >started crying >broke down on the floor in tears >cried for like an hour before I emotionally recovered >put belly away and can't even look at it now i played myself :c >>32506725 # Anonymous >>32506518 (OP) # now do it all again but while your bf watches so he will make you feel better 08/24/23(Thu)23:20:18 No.32506542 : Anonymous Why would you do that to yourself 08/24/23(Thu)23:21:43 No.32506547
: Anonymous 718 KB PNG 08/24/23(Thu)23:17:01 No.32506518 >bought a fake pregnancy belly to surprise my bf >put it on and looked at myself in the mirror >looked really convincing >suddenly a wave of dysphoria and negative thoughts hit me >thoughts of how ill never be a real mother hit me like a truck >started crying >broke down on the floor in tears >cried for like an hour before I emotionally recovered >put belly away and can't even look at it now i played myself :c >>32506725 # Anonymous >>32506518 (OP) # now do it all again but while your bf watches so he will make you feel better 08/24/23(Thu)23:20:18 No.32506542 : Anonymous Why would you do that to yourself 08/24/23(Thu)23:21:43 No.32506547

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The Pointless Pursuit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)11:46:35 No.75407359 >decide to workout at the gym for the first time ever >workout legs >3 days later legs still hurt >my body isnt the same anymore >27 55 KB JPG >the best years to build a nice body have passed >the best years to learn to socialize have passed >the best years to learn how to f--- have passed I'm a skinny virgin loser with no friends and nothing I can will ever change that. What's the point in trying?
Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)11:46:35 No.75407359 >decide to workout at the gym for the first time ever >workout legs >3 days later legs still hurt >my body isnt the same anymore >27 55 KB JPG >the best years to build a nice body have passed >the best years to learn to socialize have passed >the best years to learn how to f--- have passed I'm a skinny virgin loser with no friends and nothing I can will ever change that. What's the point in trying?

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Disenchanted Echo | /r/Greentext

Anonymous CLHS 3.33 MB PNG my insurance >all w----- No.75400493 11/12/23(Sun)19:56:52 >about to off myself due severe generalized anxiety and depression >decide to give it one last shot to better myself >get good insurance through my job >look for a therapist that accepts >maybe 1 man but has barely any reviews so he's probably s--- as well Mental health is filled with these beat w----- who have never struggled in life and have been passed around by chad their whole lives. Is this the people that are supposed to help me? They'd probably talk behind my back and laugh after the session is over. I'm f------ done with this thing.
Anonymous CLHS 3.33 MB PNG my insurance >all w----- No.75400493 11/12/23(Sun)19:56:52 >about to off myself due severe generalized anxiety and depression >decide to give it one last shot to better myself >get good insurance through my job >look for a therapist that accepts >maybe 1 man but has barely any reviews so he's probably s--- as well Mental health is filled with these beat w----- who have never struggled in life and have been passed around by chad their whole lives. Is this the people that are supposed to help me? They'd probably talk behind my back and laugh after the session is over. I'm f------ done with this thing.

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The Authentic Path | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 251 KB JPG 11/13/23(Mon)11:47:40 No.75407376 >never smoked >never drank >never done drugs Why am i considered a f------ loser if im doing everything right
Anonymous 251 KB JPG 11/13/23(Mon)11:47:40 No.75407376 >never smoked >never drank >never done drugs Why am i considered a f------ loser if im doing everything right

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Anon makes a tutorial on how to not be ugly | /r/Greentext

Anonymous how to not be ugly 151 KB JPG 11/13/23 (Mon)07:34:09 No.90925 >have a terrible jawline >square face >crooked teeth >dandruff >oily scalp >fat f------ face cheeks >big ass head >any height below 5,5 >dirty ass glasses >eyebags there's more can I even say
Anonymous how to not be ugly 151 KB JPG 11/13/23 (Mon)07:34:09 No.90925 >have a terrible jawline >square face >crooked teeth >dandruff >oily scalp >fat f------ face cheeks >big ass head >any height below 5,5 >dirty ass glasses >eyebags there's more can I even say

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WitHughes 3D >Be me >Half of my childhood was spent watching TV or playing video games >Low attention span >Can't even read a book fully >Lazy >Doesn't work out for more than a few minutes despite wanting to loose weight >Has no long term goals >Weak jawline >Poor eyesight, have to wear glasses >No actual interest/hobbies >Probably low IQ or autistic >Job takes up most of my time >No friends >Never had sex >Hard to even make a conversation as I can't relate well to others. It's not going to get better, is it?
WitHughes 3D >Be me >Half of my childhood was spent watching TV or playing video games >Low attention span >Can't even read a book fully >Lazy >Doesn't work out for more than a few minutes despite wanting to loose weight >Has no long term goals >Weak jawline >Poor eyesight, have to wear glasses >No actual interest/hobbies >Probably low IQ or autistic >Job takes up most of my time >No friends >Never had sex >Hard to even make a conversation as I can't relate well to others. It's not going to get better, is it?

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Patriarchy stays winning | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: (16j0zz/L) PEAK CLOWN WORLD 11/13/23(Mon)19:19:46 No.448581607 Canadian Powerlifting Union suspends woman for opposing men competing against women By Michael Gryboski, Mainline Church Editor SBD MUSCIE FITNESS Canadian powerlifter April Hutchinson in a 2022 YouTube video. Screengrab: YouTube/Will Tennyson The Canadian Powerlifting Union has suspended a professional female bodybuilder for two years because she criticized the union's decision to allow men to compete against women in the sport. Imao.jpg 401 KB JPG ㅇ >t----- enters female powerlifting competition and smashes all records >taunts all the women >one of the women speaks up about it >gets banned from the sport for 2 years
: Anonymous (ID: (16j0zz/L) PEAK CLOWN WORLD 11/13/23(Mon)19:19:46 No.448581607 Canadian Powerlifting Union suspends woman for opposing men competing against women By Michael Gryboski, Mainline Church Editor SBD MUSCIE FITNESS Canadian powerlifter April Hutchinson in a 2022 YouTube video. Screengrab: YouTube/Will Tennyson The Canadian Powerlifting Union has suspended a professional female bodybuilder for two years because she criticized the union's decision to allow men to compete against women in the sport. Imao.jpg 401 KB JPG ㅇ >t----- enters female powerlifting competition and smashes all records >taunts all the women >one of the women speaks up about it >gets banned from the sport for 2 years

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Anon makes an observation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: H4k0m0OE) TEEN WHO TRANSITIONED AT 16 NO(...) 08/04/20(Tue)14:33:07 No.271131501 theblaze UK teen girl wanted to be male; got breasts removed, took testosterone. Now 23, she says doctors should have 'challenged' her decision- and is suing. Anonymous (ID: BAvuhMxs) FOLLOW 08/04/20(Tue)14:36:04 No.271131869 >>271131501 (OP) # >Give woman testosterone >her rational reasoning improves
Anonymous (ID: H4k0m0OE) TEEN WHO TRANSITIONED AT 16 NO(...) 08/04/20(Tue)14:33:07 No.271131501 theblaze UK teen girl wanted to be male; got breasts removed, took testosterone. Now 23, she says doctors should have 'challenged' her decision- and is suing. Anonymous (ID: BAvuhMxs) FOLLOW 08/04/20(Tue)14:36:04 No.271131869 >>271131501 (OP) # >Give woman testosterone >her rational reasoning improves

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Anon fouls at kickball | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (INDINIA ANDAR BARS 02/17/20(Mon)21:44:03 No.820937515 Tard stories? I'll start >be me >7th grade pe class >first period so tired as f---, and forgot my glasses at home, so I can barely see 295 KB PNG >playing kickball >after a few innings, a wild tard and his wrangler enter the gym >teacher decides to let him kick >I don't notice that its a tard, however, as I'm at 3rd base and the gym is f------ huge >tard is taking forever to kick impatient.jpg >shout "come on, hurry up" >everyone stares >chad kid goes "dude w--" >look closer F---.jpg >tard kid is crying >everyone treats me like I'm hitler for the rest of the year Mfw
Anonymous (INDINIA ANDAR BARS 02/17/20(Mon)21:44:03 No.820937515 Tard stories? I'll start >be me >7th grade pe class >first period so tired as f---, and forgot my glasses at home, so I can barely see 295 KB PNG >playing kickball >after a few innings, a wild tard and his wrangler enter the gym >teacher decides to let him kick >I don't notice that its a tard, however, as I'm at 3rd base and the gym is f------ huge >tard is taking forever to kick impatient.jpg >shout "come on, hurry up" >everyone stares >chad kid goes "dude w--" >look closer F---.jpg >tard kid is crying >everyone treats me like I'm hitler for the rest of the year Mfw

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