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: Anonymous 245 KB JPG 05/28/21 (Fri)13:30:42 No.855507130 >on a night out >absolutely twatted >no car >call a cab >cab shows up, Nigerian driver >black as midnight what. >he keeps trying to talk to me >whygod.jpeg >at least his accent is kinda cool >notice he's driving by people waving at the car >"hey bud, shouldn't you pick those people up?" >"oh, them? I'm not driving them anywhere, they are black."
: Anonymous 245 KB JPG 05/28/21 (Fri)13:30:42 No.855507130 >on a night out >absolutely twatted >no car >call a cab >cab shows up, Nigerian driver >black as midnight what. >he keeps trying to talk to me >whygod.jpeg >at least his accent is kinda cool >notice he's driving by people waving at the car >"hey bud, shouldn't you pick those people up?" >"oh, them? I'm not driving them anywhere, they are black."

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Anon at a restaurant | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous f--- i hate women 20 KB JPG 08/27/22(Sat)08:56:12 No.69975447 >eat out at restaurant >have to pee so go to the bathroom >ugly skank taking a picture in the mirror >gives me an ugly face for walking in her shot >walk into first stall >period blood in the bowl >move to second stall >literal log of s--- >go to third stall & finish my business >go to wash hands >paper towels and toilet paper all over the place >baby changing station in disarray >floor f------ sticky i hate women they are so disgusting normies have no common decency 50 Replies / 5 Images View Thread
: Anonymous f--- i hate women 20 KB JPG 08/27/22(Sat)08:56:12 No.69975447 >eat out at restaurant >have to pee so go to the bathroom >ugly skank taking a picture in the mirror >gives me an ugly face for walking in her shot >walk into first stall >period blood in the bowl >move to second stall >literal log of s--- >go to third stall & finish my business >go to wash hands >paper towels and toilet paper all over the place >baby changing station in disarray >floor f------ sticky i hate women they are so disgusting normies have no common decency 50 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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Anon has the solution for everything | /r/Greentext

>have "problem" >don't care >have no problem
>have "problem" >don't care >have no problem

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Anon grooms the homies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 129 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon)02:09:51 No.27306366 >Every time a homie's birthday rolls around I ask them for their measurements >Buy them a cosplay of their waifu or shimakaze >As a joke of course >They will laugh at it while thanking me >They will get curious and put it on in private >I will jokingly ask them for pics >They will jokingly send them to me I am grooming the homies
: Anonymous 129 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon)02:09:51 No.27306366 >Every time a homie's birthday rolls around I ask them for their measurements >Buy them a cosplay of their waifu or shimakaze >As a joke of course >They will laugh at it while thanking me >They will get curious and put it on in private >I will jokingly ask them for pics >They will jokingly send them to me I am grooming the homies

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Stretching anon’s patience | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous > be khhv incel > have phimosis Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri)18:37:55 No.69970936 > can't even pay a w---- to take my virginity before i neckrope > can't even use onahole to simulate it more realistically it's so f------ over 1661466324794962.png 1.83 MB PNG >>69971531 # 08/26/22(Fri) 18:42:57 No.69970982 I cured my phimosis in like 3 months of stretching >b-but mine is really tight Mine was worse Anonymous >>69970982 # i tried stretching for 2 months and made zero progress, it's like it's held by some piece of skin on the head 08/26/22(Fri)19:32:14 No.69971531
: Anonymous > be khhv incel > have phimosis Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri)18:37:55 No.69970936 > can't even pay a w---- to take my virginity before i neckrope > can't even use onahole to simulate it more realistically it's so f------ over 1661466324794962.png 1.83 MB PNG >>69971531 # 08/26/22(Fri) 18:42:57 No.69970982 I cured my phimosis in like 3 months of stretching >b-but mine is really tight Mine was worse Anonymous >>69970982 # i tried stretching for 2 months and made zero progress, it's like it's held by some piece of skin on the head 08/26/22(Fri)19:32:14 No.69971531

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Anon needs to focus on algebra | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I have f----- up 97 KB PNG : Anonymous >mumble "boys" >he didnt say anything but now all my friends are looking at me weird what the f--- do i do, they're all homophobic 74 KB PNG emma 08/26/22 (Fri)23:31:07 No.69974043 >be me >in class at school >ADHD ass is listening to music and thinking about kissing boys >guy at table asks my why im staring at the wall >at school 08/26/22 (Fri)23:31:59 No.69974056 i suggest smoking weed 08/26/22 (Fri)23:33:08 No.69974062 >>69974043 (OP) # Show me your cute boy butt.
Anonymous I have f----- up 97 KB PNG : Anonymous >mumble "boys" >he didnt say anything but now all my friends are looking at me weird what the f--- do i do, they're all homophobic 74 KB PNG emma 08/26/22 (Fri)23:31:07 No.69974043 >be me >in class at school >ADHD ass is listening to music and thinking about kissing boys >guy at table asks my why im staring at the wall >at school 08/26/22 (Fri)23:31:59 No.69974056 i suggest smoking weed 08/26/22 (Fri)23:33:08 No.69974062 >>69974043 (OP) # Show me your cute boy butt.

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Anon is a Proud Japanese | /r/Greentext

Board/pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: XcyjJPjM). 04/16/17(Sun)09:19:44 No.121375894 279 KB JPG > longest life span in the world > lowest crime rate in the world > world class food > world class transport network > world class electronics > world class education > world class gaming entertainment > world class animation > no immigration problems > beer cost $2 Settings Home > legal sexual services > zero sjw problems > legally own 4chan Can you say the same about YOUR country? : Anonymous (ID: BfwhOAvy) 04/16/17(Sun)09:20:31 No.121376000 >>121375894 (OP) # We nuked yours >>121377587 # >>121383919 # >>121390317 #
Board/pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: XcyjJPjM). 04/16/17(Sun)09:19:44 No.121375894 279 KB JPG > longest life span in the world > lowest crime rate in the world > world class food > world class transport network > world class electronics > world class education > world class gaming entertainment > world class animation > no immigration problems > beer cost $2 Settings Home > legal sexual services > zero sjw problems > legally own 4chan Can you say the same about YOUR country? : Anonymous (ID: BfwhOAvy) 04/16/17(Sun)09:20:31 No.121376000 >>121375894 (OP) # We nuked yours >>121377587 # >>121383919 # >>121390317 #

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anon has a suggestion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 45 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)00:47:01 No.69362897 Why don't you: >shave that body >get laser hair removal >throw out all your male underwear and replace them with cute panties >invest in stuff like nail polish, makeup and girls clothes >diet to become close to underweight BMI : Anonymous You can become such a cute boy if you did all of these steps anon 07/11/22(Mon)00:48:54 No.69362918 Sounds like a lot of effort to get disowned
Anonymous 45 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)00:47:01 No.69362897 Why don't you: >shave that body >get laser hair removal >throw out all your male underwear and replace them with cute panties >invest in stuff like nail polish, makeup and girls clothes >diet to become close to underweight BMI : Anonymous You can become such a cute boy if you did all of these steps anon 07/11/22(Mon)00:48:54 No.69362918 Sounds like a lot of effort to get disowned

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Anon is retarded | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/19/22 (Fri)18:22:13 No.884162683 just how retarded are you, anon? 76 KB PNG 1 Reply ? Anonymous Yes >>884162683 (OP) # View Thread 08/19/22 (Fri) 18:24:17 No.884162748
Anonymous 08/19/22 (Fri)18:22:13 No.884162683 just how retarded are you, anon? 76 KB PNG 1 Reply ? Anonymous Yes >>884162683 (OP) # View Thread 08/19/22 (Fri) 18:24:17 No.884162748

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Anon visits Jolly Old | /r/Greentext

File: 1336681229.gif-(940 KB, 320x286, dont.gif) >mfw Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)16:20 No. 12528401 >go to england >head to restaurant to try and preserve gainz >my watch is set to my countries timezone >ask someone what the time is >TAAM? WANK MY ARSE IN UR FACE C--- >have no idea what he just said to me >notice he doesn't have a watch on >no one in england has a watch >big ben starts to chime >everyone stops what they're doing to count the bongs >man crashes his car trying to count the bongs >waitress drops my order on the floor trying to count her fingers >man running down the street: OI ITS 7 BONG
File: 1336681229.gif-(940 KB, 320x286, dont.gif) >mfw Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)16:20 No. 12528401 >go to england >head to restaurant to try and preserve gainz >my watch is set to my countries timezone >ask someone what the time is >TAAM? WANK MY ARSE IN UR FACE C--- >have no idea what he just said to me >notice he doesn't have a watch on >no one in england has a watch >big ben starts to chime >everyone stops what they're doing to count the bongs >man crashes his car trying to count the bongs >waitress drops my order on the floor trying to count her fingers >man running down the street: OI ITS 7 BONG

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Anon in Iraq | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.27170460 11 hours ago >>27168754 (OP) >Be on patrol in Iraq >VBIED explodes a few blocks away >We go to secure the area and I, a medic, go to treat casualties >Platoon Sergeant is with me >He points to a smoldering buttocks attached to nothing else >Looks at me and says "check out that hot piece of ass!" ... >Women are on their knees throwing sand over their shoulders to mourn >I'm laughing so hard I have tears running down my face 3 replies
Anonymous No.27170460 11 hours ago >>27168754 (OP) >Be on patrol in Iraq >VBIED explodes a few blocks away >We go to secure the area and I, a medic, go to treat casualties >Platoon Sergeant is with me >He points to a smoldering buttocks attached to nothing else >Looks at me and says "check out that hot piece of ass!" ... >Women are on their knees throwing sand over their shoulders to mourn >I'm laughing so hard I have tears running down my face 3 replies

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Anon cooms on credit card | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 17 KB JPG >repeat >2022 08/21/22(Sun)15:50:57 No.6990228 >be me >get a credit card >buy s--- with it for 3 weeks >never pay anything off >hide credit card in the coom jar >decide to apply for another credit card in a different name >tfw coom jar has 6 debtmaxxed credit cards >tfw will be applying for another credit card this week for more free money Anonymous >>69902286 (OP) # You could say those cards are accoomulating debt 08/21/22(Sun)16:16:42 No.69902597
Anonymous 17 KB JPG >repeat >2022 08/21/22(Sun)15:50:57 No.6990228 >be me >get a credit card >buy s--- with it for 3 weeks >never pay anything off >hide credit card in the coom jar >decide to apply for another credit card in a different name >tfw coom jar has 6 debtmaxxed credit cards >tfw will be applying for another credit card this week for more free money Anonymous >>69902286 (OP) # You could say those cards are accoomulating debt 08/21/22(Sun)16:16:42 No.69902597

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 106 KB JPG 08/26/22(Fri)03:57:02 No.27182664 >be me >it's been a good week >excited for my Friday-morning gym session >wait outside a few minutes before they open >there's one guy already in the queue >as I approach, he says hello >being friendly, as always, I greet back >he doesn't reply, but looks me in the eyes long enough for me to notice his annoyance >the guy he actually meant to greet returns his greeting from behind me >fine then. I'll just stare at the ground while we wait, like the miserable little autist everyone thinks I am. >le douchebag in front of me goes inside, but the receptionist says they're not open yet >he comes back out, making rude remarks about the receptionist to the guy behind me >a while later, the receptionist beckons us to come in >judging by the way she greets le douche, she seems friendly, so I when it's my turn to tag in, I greet her kindly >she barely even looks at me, and doesn't bother to greet back >I tag in, but can clearly hear the friendliness in her voice aimed at the people who were in the queue behind me >whatever.png, must be some coincidence, or they're probably having a bad day >still kinda excited though >throughout my workout, I notice that other people treat me similarly (being friendly with everyone, but returning nothing but cold looks when I try to greet them) >pic related, because apparently that's what everyone thinks I am. Nothing but a used up, filthy doormat. And frankly, that's what I'm starting to feel like too. What did I ever do to these people? Why does everyone default to hating me? Isn't it easier to just fake a smile and greet back? No, instead they either pretend like I don't exist, or treat me the same way they would a talking bag of trash. View Thread
Anonymous 106 KB JPG 08/26/22(Fri)03:57:02 No.27182664 >be me >it's been a good week >excited for my Friday-morning gym session >wait outside a few minutes before they open >there's one guy already in the queue >as I approach, he says hello >being friendly, as always, I greet back >he doesn't reply, but looks me in the eyes long enough for me to notice his annoyance >the guy he actually meant to greet returns his greeting from behind me >fine then. I'll just stare at the ground while we wait, like the miserable little autist everyone thinks I am. >le douchebag in front of me goes inside, but the receptionist says they're not open yet >he comes back out, making rude remarks about the receptionist to the guy behind me >a while later, the receptionist beckons us to come in >judging by the way she greets le douche, she seems friendly, so I when it's my turn to tag in, I greet her kindly >she barely even looks at me, and doesn't bother to greet back >I tag in, but can clearly hear the friendliness in her voice aimed at the people who were in the queue behind me >whatever.png, must be some coincidence, or they're probably having a bad day >still kinda excited though >throughout my workout, I notice that other people treat me similarly (being friendly with everyone, but returning nothing but cold looks when I try to greet them) >pic related, because apparently that's what everyone thinks I am. Nothing but a used up, filthy doormat. And frankly, that's what I'm starting to feel like too. What did I ever do to these people? Why does everyone default to hating me? Isn't it easier to just fake a smile and greet back? No, instead they either pretend like I don't exist, or treat me the same way they would a talking bag of trash. View Thread

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Anon is based | /r/Greentext

File: chad moment.jpg (61 KB, 563x1000) Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 12:37:47 No.884557446 [Reply] >s--- the bed >simple as Anonymous 08/26/22(Fri) 12:39:04 No.884557515 Anonymous 08/26/22(Fri) 12:39:49 No.884557552 >>884557446 (OP) Based
File: chad moment.jpg (61 KB, 563x1000) Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 12:37:47 No.884557446 [Reply] >s--- the bed >simple as Anonymous 08/26/22(Fri) 12:39:04 No.884557515 Anonymous 08/26/22(Fri) 12:39:49 No.884557552 >>884557446 (OP) Based

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Anon is a beta jew | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 191 KB JPG 03/12/19(Tue)23:18:58 No.794842283 group >oshit >be me >beta jew >have a close group of friends >i always feel left out though >one guy is most popular guy in our area >smart, charismatic, basically a god >start to get p----- off and jealous of him >find out he's in trouble with the local authorities for some random bs >decide to snitch on him >go to the cops, they give me a big ass reward >shekeltime.jpg >later we're all getting some food together >he says he knows there's a snitch in the friend >try to play it cool >the next day the cops make me bring them to him so they can arrest him >he ends up getting the death penalty >w-- >feel really guilty and try to return my reward >cops tell me to f--- off >i end up killing myself out of guilt >three days later he rises from the dead >he's literally god >mfw i snitched on god
: Anonymous 191 KB JPG 03/12/19(Tue)23:18:58 No.794842283 group >oshit >be me >beta jew >have a close group of friends >i always feel left out though >one guy is most popular guy in our area >smart, charismatic, basically a god >start to get p----- off and jealous of him >find out he's in trouble with the local authorities for some random bs >decide to snitch on him >go to the cops, they give me a big ass reward >shekeltime.jpg >later we're all getting some food together >he says he knows there's a snitch in the friend >try to play it cool >the next day the cops make me bring them to him so they can arrest him >he ends up getting the death penalty >w-- >feel really guilty and try to return my reward >cops tell me to f--- off >i end up killing myself out of guilt >three days later he rises from the dead >he's literally god >mfw i snitched on god

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Anons comeback | /r/Greentext

File: ile.png (21 KB, 251x201) ¿ 09/30/18(Sun)09:23:11 No.47829822 ► >>47829862 >>47829884 >>47829907 >>47829939 >>47829951 >>47829956 >>47829960 >>47830118 >>47830125 >>47830163 >>47830168 >>47830182 >>47830452 >>47830501 >>47830536 >>47830601 >>47830697 >>47830737 >>47830847 >>47830857 >>47831328 >>47832066 >>47832229 >>47832302 >>47832353 >>47832354 >>47832513 >>47832696 >>47833199 >>47833530 >>47833818 >>47833850 >>47834179 >>47834587 >>47834632 Anonymous >female coworker makes a joke at my expense about something I can't control (being bald) >I make a joke back about something she can control (being fat) >she goes home early and everybody is mad at me How was I the bad guy here? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)09:56:06 No.47830163 >>47830238 >>47829822 (OP) # What was her joke? And what did you answer? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)10:06:34 No.47830238 >>47830163 # >broke up with gf a few weeks ago (I ended it) >coworkers were talking about their exes (working with women is Hell) >>Anon, why don't you ever talk s--- about your ex? Didn't she break up with you because you were bald ha ha? >Ha ha, good one. Didn't you have a miscarriage because you're so fat?
File: ile.png (21 KB, 251x201) ¿ 09/30/18(Sun)09:23:11 No.47829822 ► >>47829862 >>47829884 >>47829907 >>47829939 >>47829951 >>47829956 >>47829960 >>47830118 >>47830125 >>47830163 >>47830168 >>47830182 >>47830452 >>47830501 >>47830536 >>47830601 >>47830697 >>47830737 >>47830847 >>47830857 >>47831328 >>47832066 >>47832229 >>47832302 >>47832353 >>47832354 >>47832513 >>47832696 >>47833199 >>47833530 >>47833818 >>47833850 >>47834179 >>47834587 >>47834632 Anonymous >female coworker makes a joke at my expense about something I can't control (being bald) >I make a joke back about something she can control (being fat) >she goes home early and everybody is mad at me How was I the bad guy here? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)09:56:06 No.47830163 >>47830238 >>47829822 (OP) # What was her joke? And what did you answer? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)10:06:34 No.47830238 >>47830163 # >broke up with gf a few weeks ago (I ended it) >coworkers were talking about their exes (working with women is Hell) >>Anon, why don't you ever talk s--- about your ex? Didn't she break up with you because you were bald ha ha? >Ha ha, good one. Didn't you have a miscarriage because you're so fat?

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Anon got away with it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 259 KB JPG 08/26/22(Fri)08:52:24 No.884550652 ITT: Times you got away >be me, junior in HS >on my way home from school >I stop at target to check out the action figures >I see they have a figure of Helen Parr aka Elastigirl >It's made like a stretch armstrong so it's super stretchy >have massive crush on her, buy it and rush home >ffw a few days, feeling super horny, begin typing Helen Parr on my laptop when idea hits me >get the stretchy figure, I think you guys know where I'm going with this >toy is too small to really do anything except wrap it around >didn't use lube either so it ended up just chafing badly >3/10, probably wouldn't recommend >when I was done I cleaned it off, stuffed it back in the box and taped it shut >went to return it the next day, they didn't even blink before accepting the return I got away scot free and didn't even have to pay
: Anonymous 259 KB JPG 08/26/22(Fri)08:52:24 No.884550652 ITT: Times you got away >be me, junior in HS >on my way home from school >I stop at target to check out the action figures >I see they have a figure of Helen Parr aka Elastigirl >It's made like a stretch armstrong so it's super stretchy >have massive crush on her, buy it and rush home >ffw a few days, feeling super horny, begin typing Helen Parr on my laptop when idea hits me >get the stretchy figure, I think you guys know where I'm going with this >toy is too small to really do anything except wrap it around >didn't use lube either so it ended up just chafing badly >3/10, probably wouldn't recommend >when I was done I cleaned it off, stuffed it back in the box and taped it shut >went to return it the next day, they didn't even blink before accepting the return I got away scot free and didn't even have to pay

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Anon doesn't like Zoomers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 103 KB JPG >fr >ion 05/11/21(Tue)17:15:05 No.854186812 Zoomers >lets goooo >finna >no cap >vibing >rn 42 Replies / 9 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 103 KB JPG >fr >ion 05/11/21(Tue)17:15:05 No.854186812 Zoomers >lets goooo >finna >no cap >vibing >rn 42 Replies / 9 Images View Thread

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Anon notices PlayStation’s decisions | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/25/22(Thu)03:51:56 No.610118537 >4 exclusives >losing exclusives >70 dollar games >killing japan studio >moving to america >forcing everyone to submit QA in english even if they dont speak it and its not the product for translators yet >not resolving stock issues "to create a market demand and sense of premium quality" >raising the price of the console two years after its out >trying to shut down psn on ps3 and vita to force people to rebranding of s----- streaming service as a game pass knock off 222 KB JPG >"why would people play old games?" >every major AAA project for the next ten years will be a live service >Worst selling console in company history >Brand lowest point in consumer goodwill its been since the launch of the PS3 >Lifelong diehards either sticking with the ps4 or moving to switch, pc or xbox So is Jim Ryan this incompetent or a corporate plant enacting a large scale sabotage plan?
Anonymous 08/25/22(Thu)03:51:56 No.610118537 >4 exclusives >losing exclusives >70 dollar games >killing japan studio >moving to america >forcing everyone to submit QA in english even if they dont speak it and its not the product for translators yet >not resolving stock issues "to create a market demand and sense of premium quality" >raising the price of the console two years after its out >trying to shut down psn on ps3 and vita to force people to rebranding of s----- streaming service as a game pass knock off 222 KB JPG >"why would people play old games?" >every major AAA project for the next ten years will be a live service >Worst selling console in company history >Brand lowest point in consumer goodwill its been since the launch of the PS3 >Lifelong diehards either sticking with the ps4 or moving to switch, pc or xbox So is Jim Ryan this incompetent or a corporate plant enacting a large scale sabotage plan?

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Anon has two gay raccoon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous My walmart raccoon story 11 KB JPG 08/26/22 (Fri)23:49:35 No.69969677 >be me >homeless looking for food in a dumpster behind walmart. >three punks sneak up on me >One with a camera two had baseball bats. >they start beating me up as the. >other guy stands around recording the whole thing. >look to my left see two raccoons jerking each other off. >say to myself i must be tripping or are those raccoons >actually jacking off one another. >hear the camera guy say h-------- look at those raccoons. >they stop beating me up and record them. >their jacking each other off. >the fact that two gay raccoons saved my life from a >couple of bum bashers is based so i took them in as my own. >i have two gay raccoon pets
Anonymous My walmart raccoon story 11 KB JPG 08/26/22 (Fri)23:49:35 No.69969677 >be me >homeless looking for food in a dumpster behind walmart. >three punks sneak up on me >One with a camera two had baseball bats. >they start beating me up as the. >other guy stands around recording the whole thing. >look to my left see two raccoons jerking each other off. >say to myself i must be tripping or are those raccoons >actually jacking off one another. >hear the camera guy say h-------- look at those raccoons. >they stop beating me up and record them. >their jacking each other off. >the fact that two gay raccoons saved my life from a >couple of bum bashers is based so i took them in as my own. >i have two gay raccoon pets

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