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25 KB JPG >yesterday decide to f--- my first h----- ever >while she's riding me she ask if i was fat before >tell her i went from 145kg to 80kg and that i couldn't hit the gym cause rona but will when it's open >she look amazed and tell me that i'll look so good when i'll hit the gym cause i have a beautiful face and i'm tall >proceed to ride me harder
25 KB JPG >yesterday decide to f--- my first h----- ever >while she's riding me she ask if i was fat before >tell her i went from 145kg to 80kg and that i couldn't hit the gym cause rona but will when it's open >she look amazed and tell me that i'll look so good when i'll hit the gym cause i have a beautiful face and i'm tall >proceed to ride me harder

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Anonymous 01/23/15(Fri)16:32:57 No.24454243 ► >>24454307 >>24454431 >>24454436 File: 1420731949178.jpg (69 KB, 1241x1200) This happend about 2 years ago, true story >me and my buddy out inawoods >we camping >i took my guns with me because logics >saiga 12 drum (because f--- red neck rapists) > 44 magnum (read above) >.357 S&W > svd scoped. (Dont know the name anymore, it was some russian s--- though, PSO?) >anyway we're chilling/hiking/hunting (small game, svd f--- you rabbits) >eating dat fresh rabbit at a campfire >Now my buddy, Frank, tells me he has never shot before. >wut >mfw I'm inawoods with 4 firearms with a guy that never shot before >I thought this was 'merica >anyway I tell him we'll shoot some after we get some sleep >next day >teach him to shoot my .357 >he handles it pretty wel >see him glancing at my glorious seiga >"u wunt sum Frank?" >explain to him how it works >he holds it >hear rustling behind me >look behind me >F------ black bear >Its just curious, no harm done >slowly whip out my .44 though >Frank hasnt noticed the bear yet >More rustling >Frank looks behind him >He's still holding the Seiga >Frank isnt used to the horrors of the outside >He freaks out >MAG DUMPS into the tree line >Mfw drum >He's screaming fucknfuckfuckfuckfuckfuvk >Empty >Still trying to fire >Grab my precious Saiga out of his hands >"No guns for u" >Grab my svd >Go look if the bear survived >find numerous dead rabbits, Birds, holes in trees >Give Frank the "This was you" look every time we pass something. >take a hour to find the bear >poke it with svd to see if its alive >ded >literaly filled with holes >Frank: "Is it dead?" >mfw Took a while before Frank wanted to go out inawoods again. Needles to say I send him straight to the local range to learn how to not kill half a forest. Anonymous 01/23/15(Fri)16:40:12 No.24454307 ► File: 1298165999646.jpg (92 KB, 300x300) >>24454243 Anonymous 01/23/15(Fri)16:56:58 No.24454431 ► File: 1408404258778.jpg (111 KB, 459x612) >>24454243 "learn how to not kill half the forest" My sides Anonymous 01/23/15(Fri) 16:57:27 No.24454436 ► >>24454514 >>24454243 >"this was you" look every time we pass something oh god how many animals did he shred with the Seiga? Anonymous 01/23/15(Fri)17:09:52 No.24454514 ► >>24454436 I counted about 9, thats including the bear. There could ofcourse be more. 3squirels 2rabbits 3birds 1Bear. He also f------ shrekked some trees and branches. You get the idea. It sucks, I love animals/nature. But well, thats how life is eh?
Anonymous 01/23/15(Fri)16:32:57 No.24454243 ► >>24454307 >>24454431 >>24454436 File: 1420731949178.jpg (69 KB, 1241x1200) This happend about 2 years ago, true story >me and my buddy out inawoods >we camping >i took my guns with me because logics >saiga 12 drum (because f--- red neck rapists) > 44 magnum (read above) >.357 S&W > svd scoped. (Dont know the name anymore, it was some russian s--- though, PSO?) >anyway we're chilling/hiking/hunting (small game, svd f--- you rabbits) >eating dat fresh rabbit at a campfire >Now my buddy, Frank, tells me he has never shot before. >wut >mfw I'm inawoods with 4 firearms with a guy that never shot before >I thought this was 'merica >anyway I tell him we'll shoot some after we get some sleep >next day >teach him to shoot my .357 >he handles it pretty wel >see him glancing at my glorious seiga >"u wunt sum Frank?" >explain to him how it works >he holds it >hear rustling behind me >look behind me >F------ black bear >Its just curious, no harm done >slowly whip out my .44 though >Frank hasnt noticed the bear yet >More rustling >Frank looks behind him >He's still holding the Seiga >Frank isnt used to the horrors of the outside >He freaks out >MAG DUMPS into the tree line >Mfw drum >He's screaming fucknfuckfuckfuckfuckfuvk >Empty >Still trying to fire >Grab my precious Saiga out of his hands >"No guns for u" >Grab my svd >Go look if the bear survived >find numerous dead rabbits, Birds, holes in trees >Give Frank the "This was you" look every time we pass something. >take a hour to find the bear >poke it with svd to see if its alive >ded >literaly filled with holes >Frank: "Is it dead?" >mfw Took a while before Frank wanted to go out inawoods again. Needles to say I send him straight to the local range to learn how to not kill half a forest. Anonymous 01/23/15(Fri)16:40:12 No.24454307 ► File: 1298165999646.jpg (92 KB, 300x300) >>24454243 Anonymous 01/23/15(Fri)16:56:58 No.24454431 ► File: 1408404258778.jpg (111 KB, 459x612) >>24454243 "learn how to not kill half the forest" My sides Anonymous 01/23/15(Fri) 16:57:27 No.24454436 ► >>24454514 >>24454243 >"this was you" look every time we pass something oh god how many animals did he shred with the Seiga? Anonymous 01/23/15(Fri)17:09:52 No.24454514 ► >>24454436 I counted about 9, thats including the bear. There could ofcourse be more. 3squirels 2rabbits 3birds 1Bear. He also f------ shrekked some trees and branches. You get the idea. It sucks, I love animals/nature. But well, thats how life is eh?

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Anon ponders mediation | /r/Greentext

Who was in the wrong here? Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)18:56:21 No.73328071 [Reply]► >>73328287 >>73328548 TDLR, things almost got physical after a coworker harassed me constantly, now I don't know what to do. >Have three main coworkers that I have been working with for over a year. >all three of them f--- with me on a daily basis (or every day that I work anyway) >take their s--- day in and day out, seeing it as a "joke" or doing banter back or telling them to stop never works >no HR so I can't report it >they constantly mess with my food/drinks, call me names, belittle me, even shove me around > Yesterday one of them flips my food over the counter unprovoked >by itself that wouldn't be a big deal but I just had enough and that was the straw that broke the camels back >I suddenly snap and yell at him to stop and never do that again >He puffs his chest up and asks if I am serious, I affirm that I am >He asks again if I am for real, I again affirm >He tells me that I can't talk to him that way and points to the parking lot and says that if I think I can talk that way, we're gona have to "take it outside" (aka he said will fistfight) >I don't want to get physical but then the manager (who also hates me and harasses me all the time) walks in and we stop arguing >5 minutes later I see coworker telling out other employees that he seriously thought we were gonna fight >I become red in the face with rage and realize that if I don't leave soon things will escalate more >I clock out and drive home 2 hours early And now the business owners are contacting me asking what happened. I'm not even sure what to tell them since it is 3 people's word against mine, and even though there is security camera footage that won't help me, because they would rather fire one innocent man than three guilty ones (who they need to run the business, I am expendable by comparison). So what should I do? Maybe just go radio silent and never return? Or should I attempt to prove how badly I was treated?
Who was in the wrong here? Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)18:56:21 No.73328071 [Reply]► >>73328287 >>73328548 TDLR, things almost got physical after a coworker harassed me constantly, now I don't know what to do. >Have three main coworkers that I have been working with for over a year. >all three of them f--- with me on a daily basis (or every day that I work anyway) >take their s--- day in and day out, seeing it as a "joke" or doing banter back or telling them to stop never works >no HR so I can't report it >they constantly mess with my food/drinks, call me names, belittle me, even shove me around > Yesterday one of them flips my food over the counter unprovoked >by itself that wouldn't be a big deal but I just had enough and that was the straw that broke the camels back >I suddenly snap and yell at him to stop and never do that again >He puffs his chest up and asks if I am serious, I affirm that I am >He asks again if I am for real, I again affirm >He tells me that I can't talk to him that way and points to the parking lot and says that if I think I can talk that way, we're gona have to "take it outside" (aka he said will fistfight) >I don't want to get physical but then the manager (who also hates me and harasses me all the time) walks in and we stop arguing >5 minutes later I see coworker telling out other employees that he seriously thought we were gonna fight >I become red in the face with rage and realize that if I don't leave soon things will escalate more >I clock out and drive home 2 hours early And now the business owners are contacting me asking what happened. I'm not even sure what to tell them since it is 3 people's word against mine, and even though there is security camera footage that won't help me, because they would rather fire one innocent man than three guilty ones (who they need to run the business, I am expendable by comparison). So what should I do? Maybe just go radio silent and never return? Or should I attempt to prove how badly I was treated?

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Anon leaves | /r/Greentext

188 KB PNG >me (28) and gf (24) >together for a year >just moved in to her apartment cause it's closer to work than mine even though my house is 10x better >have just a bunch of clothes, a laptop and some s--- at her place >last sunday morning >"hey anon are you attracted to other women?" >oh boy here we go with the female jealousy s--- >assure her I have no intention of doing anything with anyone else >"I keep reading about and also my friend Roastie#1 recently opened her relationship and I was thinking that maybe that's something you wanted to try" or something along the lines. very diplomatic >explains how she wonders what it would be like to explore that perspective >I reply "I'll think about it" and then say I need to go cook >she keeps following me visibly worried about what I'm thinking, asking me if I'm ok >kiss her and tell her "yeah I'm just hungry" >she leaves to go hang out with her Roastie#3 >pack my s--- light-speed >go home, block her on every app and block her number too >shows up at my door next evening crying, accompanied by 2 of her roasties >go outside talk to one of the roastes and tell her that my gf is not my gf and that she doesn't have any right to know what I'm thinking, or deserves any explanation >very p----- they bang on door and window >threaten to call police >they leave What do you think?
188 KB PNG >me (28) and gf (24) >together for a year >just moved in to her apartment cause it's closer to work than mine even though my house is 10x better >have just a bunch of clothes, a laptop and some s--- at her place >last sunday morning >"hey anon are you attracted to other women?" >oh boy here we go with the female jealousy s--- >assure her I have no intention of doing anything with anyone else >"I keep reading about and also my friend Roastie#1 recently opened her relationship and I was thinking that maybe that's something you wanted to try" or something along the lines. very diplomatic >explains how she wonders what it would be like to explore that perspective >I reply "I'll think about it" and then say I need to go cook >she keeps following me visibly worried about what I'm thinking, asking me if I'm ok >kiss her and tell her "yeah I'm just hungry" >she leaves to go hang out with her Roastie#3 >pack my s--- light-speed >go home, block her on every app and block her number too >shows up at my door next evening crying, accompanied by 2 of her roasties >go outside talk to one of the roastes and tell her that my gf is not my gf and that she doesn't have any right to know what I'm thinking, or deserves any explanation >very p----- they bang on door and window >threaten to call police >they leave What do you think?

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Racism in America explained | /r/Greentext

The reason white racism is increasing is because this generation of young white men were raised to be the least racist generation of whites to ever exist in the history of this planet. We grew up being taught that racism was bad, that we were ALL going to move past it and work together towards a better future. Even here in the most traditionally racist part of the country, nearly every young white boy in my generation grew up watching black athletes, black actors, listening to black musicians, etc. It was all normal. We were 95% post-racial. So as we got older, we stuck our hands out in friendship to EVERYONE, like we'd been taught to... and then every nonwhite group on the planet came by and sucker-punched us from behind, called us evil white devils, and told us we deserved to die. We were ready and willing to move on from the past, the rest of you weren't. Instead of shaking our hands and marching off together, you chose revenge against the only white people who've ever let their guard down. So now you won't be our friends, we're reforging the identity we were taught to shed.
The reason white racism is increasing is because this generation of young white men were raised to be the least racist generation of whites to ever exist in the history of this planet. We grew up being taught that racism was bad, that we were ALL going to move past it and work together towards a better future. Even here in the most traditionally racist part of the country, nearly every young white boy in my generation grew up watching black athletes, black actors, listening to black musicians, etc. It was all normal. We were 95% post-racial. So as we got older, we stuck our hands out in friendship to EVERYONE, like we'd been taught to... and then every nonwhite group on the planet came by and sucker-punched us from behind, called us evil white devils, and told us we deserved to die. We were ready and willing to move on from the past, the rest of you weren't. Instead of shaking our hands and marching off together, you chose revenge against the only white people who've ever let their guard down. So now you won't be our friends, we're reforging the identity we were taught to shed.

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His one regret is that he got oneitis | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)19:28:49 No.73328367 [Reply] >>73328527 >>73328676 i was doing fine but then it dawned me. >i will never feel my highschool oneitis' warm breath making pathways inside my ears >i will never experience her reassuring embrace with her legs wrapped around me >i will never caress her blonde hair and kiss every bit of her slowly during and after sex >i will never spend a second not feeling guilty for treasuring her and doing my best just because she exists >i will never rout my social anxiety to be polite to her parents and get along with her mother >i will never accompany her to the places she's always wished to go, holding her hand and leading the way >she will never come to me to talk about anything that bothers her >she will never open her heart to me to and show me the color of her blood >the barrier between us set in this universe will never break >we do not even speak anymore but i can't look at anyone else. every other girl is a disturbance >i will never find someone better. the next girl can only be number 1.1, but never 1 >she will remain forever my reason for loving to exist despite constant pain >she was the one for me i am happy she's doing well. but my feelings will never reach. not even in dreams. and now it's too late. i'm sorry to have been a paralyzed insect around you. you deserve to be loved. what i meant is: i love you.
O Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)19:28:49 No.73328367 [Reply] >>73328527 >>73328676 i was doing fine but then it dawned me. >i will never feel my highschool oneitis' warm breath making pathways inside my ears >i will never experience her reassuring embrace with her legs wrapped around me >i will never caress her blonde hair and kiss every bit of her slowly during and after sex >i will never spend a second not feeling guilty for treasuring her and doing my best just because she exists >i will never rout my social anxiety to be polite to her parents and get along with her mother >i will never accompany her to the places she's always wished to go, holding her hand and leading the way >she will never come to me to talk about anything that bothers her >she will never open her heart to me to and show me the color of her blood >the barrier between us set in this universe will never break >we do not even speak anymore but i can't look at anyone else. every other girl is a disturbance >i will never find someone better. the next girl can only be number 1.1, but never 1 >she will remain forever my reason for loving to exist despite constant pain >she was the one for me i am happy she's doing well. but my feelings will never reach. not even in dreams. and now it's too late. i'm sorry to have been a paralyzed insect around you. you deserve to be loved. what i meant is: i love you.

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Anon wants to meet women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 66664567 362.2 kB JPG How do I meet women at 24? >100% male workplace >100% male hobbies 4 hr. ago... >90% male nightclubs and bars >zero women under 30 every time I go outside I am sure women just disappear the moment they leave school and respawn with a child 10 years later.
Anonymous | 66664567 362.2 kB JPG How do I meet women at 24? >100% male workplace >100% male hobbies 4 hr. ago... >90% male nightclubs and bars >zero women under 30 every time I go outside I am sure women just disappear the moment they leave school and respawn with a child 10 years later.

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Anon asking the important questions | /r/Greentext

File: 653ztm9yjtg31.jpg (15 KB, 559x423) Why are indian street vendors so unnecessarily extra? >dirty as f--- >food's dirty as f--- too >tosses s--- around pretending they're good at what they do >most of the time they just spill s--- everywhere like actual autis >stinky
File: 653ztm9yjtg31.jpg (15 KB, 559x423) Why are indian street vendors so unnecessarily extra? >dirty as f--- >food's dirty as f--- too >tosses s--- around pretending they're good at what they do >most of the time they just spill s--- everywhere like actual autis >stinky

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Anon is a well-liked member of the gang. | /r/Greentext

>be me >drinking vodka and singing old Irish songs with friends >I end up passing out >wake up to my phone stolen and wallet empty >call friends with home phone >"ya hey man sorry about that we were playing poker and you lost them to john ill give him a call" 27 KB PNG >john calls me >"hey anon do you want your s--- back I know you were drunk and all" >get my money and phone back >mfw im a respected part of my friend group
>be me >drinking vodka and singing old Irish songs with friends >I end up passing out >wake up to my phone stolen and wallet empty >call friends with home phone >"ya hey man sorry about that we were playing poker and you lost them to john ill give him a call" 27 KB PNG >john calls me >"hey anon do you want your s--- back I know you were drunk and all" >get my money and phone back >mfw im a respected part of my friend group

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Anon never uses toilet paper | /r/Greentext

File: wash your f------ ass.jpg (48 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous Boymoder 05/16/23(Tue)12:13:04 No.73335205 ► I have used toilet paper exactly one time in all my life. When I had to take a s--- at the gas station at the mountains. If you do not wash your ass after every time you go to the toilet - you're disgusting and you've got a dirty ass
File: wash your f------ ass.jpg (48 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous Boymoder 05/16/23(Tue)12:13:04 No.73335205 ► I have used toilet paper exactly one time in all my life. When I had to take a s--- at the gas station at the mountains. If you do not wash your ass after every time you go to the toilet - you're disgusting and you've got a dirty ass

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social anxiety and NEETS aren’t a good combo | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 365 KB PNG 05/15/23(Mon)20:47:32 No.73333326 2 Replies >be shut-in NEET >decide to go to the mall with mom >walk past people and just kind of ignore them >pass a cute brunette on my left and decide to look at her >eyes meet >slowly wrench my eyes away >rapid heartbeat >thoughts are like "S---! WHY DID I DO THAT? I AM IN SO MUCH TROUBLE! IT'S ALL OVER! I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!" >keep walking trying to look like nothing happened why does this happen to me? i'm still full of adrenaline. View Thread
Anonymous 365 KB PNG 05/15/23(Mon)20:47:32 No.73333326 2 Replies >be shut-in NEET >decide to go to the mall with mom >walk past people and just kind of ignore them >pass a cute brunette on my left and decide to look at her >eyes meet >slowly wrench my eyes away >rapid heartbeat >thoughts are like "S---! WHY DID I DO THAT? I AM IN SO MUCH TROUBLE! IT'S ALL OVER! I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!" >keep walking trying to look like nothing happened why does this happen to me? i'm still full of adrenaline. View Thread

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Anon does not know his symbols | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)16:36:01 No.637306043 $70 well spent 5 2023051517335500- CC47F0DEC75C1FD3B1F95FA9F9D57667.jpg 278 KB JPG : Anonymous >>637306043 (OP) # its a symbol of jainism if its aligned like that. put in the effort and rotate it 45 degrees you coward 05/15/23 (Mon)16:37:51 No.637306184 >>637306309 # >>637306404 # >>637308718 # >>637313937 # >>637316543 # >>637316628 # >>637317521 # 05/15/23 (Mon)16:39:22 No.637306309 Anonymous >>637306184 # I thought it was a symbol for buddhism? >>637308214 # >>637308404 # >>637316543 # >>637319050 # >>637319570 # 05/15/23(Mon)16:40:37 No.637306404 Anonymous >>637306184 # the flag of the early 1920s Nazi party had it like that
Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)16:36:01 No.637306043 $70 well spent 5 2023051517335500- CC47F0DEC75C1FD3B1F95FA9F9D57667.jpg 278 KB JPG : Anonymous >>637306043 (OP) # its a symbol of jainism if its aligned like that. put in the effort and rotate it 45 degrees you coward 05/15/23 (Mon)16:37:51 No.637306184 >>637306309 # >>637306404 # >>637308718 # >>637313937 # >>637316543 # >>637316628 # >>637317521 # 05/15/23 (Mon)16:39:22 No.637306309 Anonymous >>637306184 # I thought it was a symbol for buddhism? >>637308214 # >>637308404 # >>637316543 # >>637319050 # >>637319570 # 05/15/23(Mon)16:40:37 No.637306404 Anonymous >>637306184 # the flag of the early 1920s Nazi party had it like that

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anon goes super saiyan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)21:19:55 No.73333033 >be me >reded >p--- addict >try to quit watching but it seems so hard 60 KB JPG >have idea >trick my autistic brain into thinking that if i stop watching it i can turn into a super saiyan >went for weeks not watching any thinking that it was part of my super saiyan training 5 Replies i'm gonna do it bros. i'm gonna fight goku and win View Thread
: Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)21:19:55 No.73333033 >be me >reded >p--- addict >try to quit watching but it seems so hard 60 KB JPG >have idea >trick my autistic brain into thinking that if i stop watching it i can turn into a super saiyan >went for weeks not watching any thinking that it was part of my super saiyan training 5 Replies i'm gonna do it bros. i'm gonna fight goku and win View Thread

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Elon enjoys bud light | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous (ID: CJFK1yOk) It's Over: Elon Permabans Twit(...) Elon Musk @elonmusk. 2d As soon as @LindaYacc is ready, we will do a Spaces where you can ask us anything 26.8K 14.3K 111K ₁19.8M TopLobsta @TopLobsta. 2d Replying to @elonmusk and @lindayacc We'd prefer you launch @lindayacc into space. 20 1327 05/15/23(Mon)16:02:05 No.427150222 >>427150222 (OP) # Good. lindayacc.jpg 91 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: B4X/OwFM) + >make joke about Elon's WEF jewess CEO >instantly permab& https://twitter.com/TopLobsta 391 Anonymous (ID: KwO8mzGj ₁16,346 05/15/23(Mon)16:03:07 No.427150316 Anonymous (ID: J5ZLINFa 05/15/23 (Mon)16:03:17 No.427150332 Shut the f--- up democrap, Elon is /ourguy/, he's taking us to Mars while you're eating farts >>427150424 # >>427150436 # >>427150840 # >>427151079 # >>427160655 # >>427163441 # >>427169549 # >>427176367 # >>427177386 # 05/15/23(Mon)16:03:58 No.427150396 >>427150222 (OP) # holy f--- its really, that austitc f--- took it personal and perma banned. What a f----- Elon is turning out to be having that WEF bitch on board >>427150701 # >>427152680 # >>427153107 # >>427167586 # >>427171507 # >>427174070 # >>427175354 # >>427175646 #
E Anonymous (ID: CJFK1yOk) It's Over: Elon Permabans Twit(...) Elon Musk @elonmusk. 2d As soon as @LindaYacc is ready, we will do a Spaces where you can ask us anything 26.8K 14.3K 111K ₁19.8M TopLobsta @TopLobsta. 2d Replying to @elonmusk and @lindayacc We'd prefer you launch @lindayacc into space. 20 1327 05/15/23(Mon)16:02:05 No.427150222 >>427150222 (OP) # Good. lindayacc.jpg 91 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: B4X/OwFM) + >make joke about Elon's WEF jewess CEO >instantly permab& https://twitter.com/TopLobsta 391 Anonymous (ID: KwO8mzGj ₁16,346 05/15/23(Mon)16:03:07 No.427150316 Anonymous (ID: J5ZLINFa 05/15/23 (Mon)16:03:17 No.427150332 Shut the f--- up democrap, Elon is /ourguy/, he's taking us to Mars while you're eating farts >>427150424 # >>427150436 # >>427150840 # >>427151079 # >>427160655 # >>427163441 # >>427169549 # >>427176367 # >>427177386 # 05/15/23(Mon)16:03:58 No.427150396 >>427150222 (OP) # holy f--- its really, that austitc f--- took it personal and perma banned. What a f----- Elon is turning out to be having that WEF bitch on board >>427150701 # >>427152680 # >>427153107 # >>427167586 # >>427171507 # >>427174070 # >>427175354 # >>427175646 #

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File: images (5).jpg (39 KB, 480x360) concionam Anonymous 05/14/23(Sun)13:45:01 No.28947024 >>28947057 >>28947522 >>28947523 >>28947672 >>28948928 >>28948942 >>28949642 >>28949654 >>28949682 >>28949840 >>28949859 >>28950258 >>28951208 >>28951374 >2 weeks ago >"opening up with my girlfriend" >confess that i was bullied in highschool >she confess she was abused in a party after passing out and that's how she lost her virginity >she acts very supportive on the matter >a week ago >found out thanks to my sister (that is friend with the best friend of my girlfriend) that she said she was "losing attraction" after finding out i was bullied >2 days ago >tell my sister that it's alright, but the fact that she (gf) was r---- also makes me lose attraction, I think of her as dirty and broken after finding out so we are even >yesterday >sister go and snitch and tell my girlfriend's best friend what i said >girlfriend's best friend tells my girlfriend >today's morning she come first hour to my apartment covered in tears and anger asking if that's the reason why I haven't touched her in 2 entire weeks. If I think she is gross. (She have a lot of self image issues, she is thin but somehow she thinks she's fat and ugly) i simply told her that if she is losing attraction she should simply say it to my face. >she slaps me and freak out asking and screaming over 5 times in succession "DO YOU THINK IM DIRTY?!" >I also scream; DO YOU THINK IM LESS OF A MAN BECAUSE I WAS BULLIED WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER? >She walks out and turn off her phone >TFW I suppose it's part my fault too. I mishandled the situation. I acted like a scorned woman, what can i say it hurt me to know she was looking down on me. But what it hurts the most is that the fact she lost her virginity while drunk and doesn't even remember the name of the guy also disgust me. So i can't truly judge her, if anything it makes me feel guilty. We have been together over 2 years. I hope this is not over. Let me give you an advice, never "open up" to your partner. It only complicate things.
File: images (5).jpg (39 KB, 480x360) concionam Anonymous 05/14/23(Sun)13:45:01 No.28947024 >>28947057 >>28947522 >>28947523 >>28947672 >>28948928 >>28948942 >>28949642 >>28949654 >>28949682 >>28949840 >>28949859 >>28950258 >>28951208 >>28951374 >2 weeks ago >"opening up with my girlfriend" >confess that i was bullied in highschool >she confess she was abused in a party after passing out and that's how she lost her virginity >she acts very supportive on the matter >a week ago >found out thanks to my sister (that is friend with the best friend of my girlfriend) that she said she was "losing attraction" after finding out i was bullied >2 days ago >tell my sister that it's alright, but the fact that she (gf) was r---- also makes me lose attraction, I think of her as dirty and broken after finding out so we are even >yesterday >sister go and snitch and tell my girlfriend's best friend what i said >girlfriend's best friend tells my girlfriend >today's morning she come first hour to my apartment covered in tears and anger asking if that's the reason why I haven't touched her in 2 entire weeks. If I think she is gross. (She have a lot of self image issues, she is thin but somehow she thinks she's fat and ugly) i simply told her that if she is losing attraction she should simply say it to my face. >she slaps me and freak out asking and screaming over 5 times in succession "DO YOU THINK IM DIRTY?!" >I also scream; DO YOU THINK IM LESS OF A MAN BECAUSE I WAS BULLIED WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER? >She walks out and turn off her phone >TFW I suppose it's part my fault too. I mishandled the situation. I acted like a scorned woman, what can i say it hurt me to know she was looking down on me. But what it hurts the most is that the fact she lost her virginity while drunk and doesn't even remember the name of the guy also disgust me. So i can't truly judge her, if anything it makes me feel guilty. We have been together over 2 years. I hope this is not over. Let me give you an advice, never "open up" to your partner. It only complicate things.

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Honestly, ignorance is a bliss. I was happier without knowing any of this. So I've been searching info about female sexuality and their opinions about the male body. I'm shocked to learn just how many of them consider male bodies to be unappealing, how seeing a naked dude is not arousing at all, and how women are prettier to look at. To summarize (even "straight" women are saying this) >they find the vast majority of men unattractive >think women are sexier and prettier to look at >only or mostly consumes lesbian p--- (yes, straight women) because apparently straight p--- focuses on the dude's pleasure or some bs excuse, and they draw pleasure from seeing the woman being pleased (why wouldn't they consume p--- with straight couples tailored at women, then?). On the flip side, apparently many lesbians watch gay p--- (???) which again really shows how much of an incoherent mess female sexuality is >many of them find penises repulsive >way more women are bisexual compared to men Men sexuality and attraction is so simple and logical in comparison. Just imagine if dudes said that male bodies are more appealing, found most women unattractive and exclusively masturbated to gay p---, lol. Tb.h I feel rejected on a fundamental level. Like, as an individual dude I'm already automatically discarded because I'm unattractive (fair enough, it's something I had already accepted), but being seen as unappealing from the get go, is kinda hurtful. On top of that, even if you somehow ignore all of this, men are much more interested in women that vice versa, women they initiate most break ups and divorces etc, which makes the whole attraction unrequited. I guess I need to get a grip, but learning this shocked me so much...
Honestly, ignorance is a bliss. I was happier without knowing any of this. So I've been searching info about female sexuality and their opinions about the male body. I'm shocked to learn just how many of them consider male bodies to be unappealing, how seeing a naked dude is not arousing at all, and how women are prettier to look at. To summarize (even "straight" women are saying this) >they find the vast majority of men unattractive >think women are sexier and prettier to look at >only or mostly consumes lesbian p--- (yes, straight women) because apparently straight p--- focuses on the dude's pleasure or some bs excuse, and they draw pleasure from seeing the woman being pleased (why wouldn't they consume p--- with straight couples tailored at women, then?). On the flip side, apparently many lesbians watch gay p--- (???) which again really shows how much of an incoherent mess female sexuality is >many of them find penises repulsive >way more women are bisexual compared to men Men sexuality and attraction is so simple and logical in comparison. Just imagine if dudes said that male bodies are more appealing, found most women unattractive and exclusively masturbated to gay p---, lol. Tb.h I feel rejected on a fundamental level. Like, as an individual dude I'm already automatically discarded because I'm unattractive (fair enough, it's something I had already accepted), but being seen as unappealing from the get go, is kinda hurtful. On top of that, even if you somehow ignore all of this, men are much more interested in women that vice versa, women they initiate most break ups and divorces etc, which makes the whole attraction unrequited. I guess I need to get a grip, but learning this shocked me so much...

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