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Anon Burps

: Anonymous 11/07/20(Sat)15:57:42 No.83953 >let loose the biggest burp >hear neighbor from hallway >"he did burp" >mfw 7 KB PNG View Thre
: Anonymous 11/07/20(Sat)15:57:42 No.83953 >let loose the biggest burp >hear neighbor from hallway >"he did burp" >mfw 7 KB PNG View Thre

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Sponsored By Visit Wyoming

: Anonymous E 11/07/20(Sat)01:08:58 No.133633426 Please visit Wyoming. We are almost three times the size of Brazil but only have a population of 4,000 people. It gets lonely out here. 22 KB JPG
: Anonymous E 11/07/20(Sat)01:08:58 No.133633426 Please visit Wyoming. We are almost three times the size of Brazil but only have a population of 4,000 people. It gets lonely out here. 22 KB JPG

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Whoops

/b/ Anonymous 11/05/20(Thu)23:58:05 No.839380552 (first greentext btw) >be me >in online school >usually when I'm on the phone and I have to fart I mute my mic do my business and then unmute 19 KB JPG >in online school we are muted the entire time >have to fart >already muted >unmute my mic, let out the Hiroshima of farts, 11 seconds at the least >mute my mic >my teacher starts laughing >mfw how the f--- do I join back class after this
/b/ Anonymous 11/05/20(Thu)23:58:05 No.839380552 (first greentext btw) >be me >in online school >usually when I'm on the phone and I have to fart I mute my mic do my business and then unmute 19 KB JPG >in online school we are muted the entire time >have to fart >already muted >unmute my mic, let out the Hiroshima of farts, 11 seconds at the least >mute my mic >my teacher starts laughing >mfw how the f--- do I join back class after this

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A Coded Message

First greentext, will do best. >Be me two years ago >Dear friend passes away >He passed away from a brain aneurysm in his sleep >Fast forward to a month ago 274 KB PNG >Laying in bed unable to sleep >Room drops 15 degrees in temperature >Whatdafuck.webm >Have incredible urge to close eyes >Close eyes >See him sitting on a porch, examining me like a grandparent seeing their kid after they've grown up a little >He says something, incomprehensible nonsense it seems like >Ends as quickly as it started >Start to think I'm going insane >Go to doctor >Finds unpopped brain aneurysm Thoughts? Pic unrelated
First greentext, will do best. >Be me two years ago >Dear friend passes away >He passed away from a brain aneurysm in his sleep >Fast forward to a month ago 274 KB PNG >Laying in bed unable to sleep >Room drops 15 degrees in temperature >Whatdafuck.webm >Have incredible urge to close eyes >Close eyes >See him sitting on a porch, examining me like a grandparent seeing their kid after they've grown up a little >He says something, incomprehensible nonsense it seems like >Ends as quickly as it started >Start to think I'm going insane >Go to doctor >Finds unpopped brain aneurysm Thoughts? Pic unrelated

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Mysterious Friend

image0.jpg & (33 KB, 637x483) google yandex iqdb wait Based? O Anonymous 11/16/20(Mon)13:40:27 Ne >Be me >20 minutes ago >I'm an american, but i live in japan >Go to Lawsons to buy some cigarettes >hand cashier money >20 yen short >motion that i'm gonna return with the money >walk back home in the cold and dark >return to store 20 minutes later Based on what? >cigarettes still siting on counter >cashier starts typing on some translate app >shows me screen >"A friend paid for you" >seeing that i'm visibly confused he starts typing again >shows me screen >"a tall woman paid for you" mfw thanks tall woman
image0.jpg & (33 KB, 637x483) google yandex iqdb wait Based? O Anonymous 11/16/20(Mon)13:40:27 Ne >Be me >20 minutes ago >I'm an american, but i live in japan >Go to Lawsons to buy some cigarettes >hand cashier money >20 yen short >motion that i'm gonna return with the money >walk back home in the cold and dark >return to store 20 minutes later Based on what? >cigarettes still siting on counter >cashier starts typing on some translate app >shows me screen >"A friend paid for you" >seeing that i'm visibly confused he starts typing again >shows me screen >"a tall woman paid for you" mfw thanks tall woman

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Thumb War

>Be me 7 ish at the time child in elementary school >school janitor one day challenges me to thumb duel. >7 year old me thought I could win against a volunteer firefighter in his mid 20s 37 KB PNG >gets crushed >for the next few years in elementary I always challenged him whenever I see him, lose everytime >after elementary also, all through rest of grade school attempted to win against him. >after high school I land a job in town at a lumberyard. >He shows up, been at least a year since saw him last. >Finally my chance >at last. I won and he is impressed. >"after all these years you finally won. good job" >1 month later I hear he died in a car crash. >last time I saw him was when I beat him in a thumbwar. >F--- me I barely knew the guy. >Rest in Peace James
>Be me 7 ish at the time child in elementary school >school janitor one day challenges me to thumb duel. >7 year old me thought I could win against a volunteer firefighter in his mid 20s 37 KB PNG >gets crushed >for the next few years in elementary I always challenged him whenever I see him, lose everytime >after elementary also, all through rest of grade school attempted to win against him. >after high school I land a job in town at a lumberyard. >He shows up, been at least a year since saw him last. >Finally my chance >at last. I won and he is impressed. >"after all these years you finally won. good job" >1 month later I hear he died in a car crash. >last time I saw him was when I beat him in a thumbwar. >F--- me I barely knew the guy. >Rest in Peace James

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Family First

: Anonymous best parents 11/08/20(Sun)16:32:34 No.60826016 >be me >poor family >dad works labor job >gets injury >can't work >move back to 2nd world country >dad works as taxi driver to support 4 KB JPG us >getting older, he can't keep working much longer >I decide to move back to US to work >work to support family, myself, and college >only 1 more year left for me to graduate >already making decent money >finally convinced dad to stop working in home country whenever I feel depressed, i just think of how much i love my family and all they've done for me how do you guys feel about your parents?
: Anonymous best parents 11/08/20(Sun)16:32:34 No.60826016 >be me >poor family >dad works labor job >gets injury >can't work >move back to 2nd world country >dad works as taxi driver to support 4 KB JPG us >getting older, he can't keep working much longer >I decide to move back to US to work >work to support family, myself, and college >only 1 more year left for me to graduate >already making decent money >finally convinced dad to stop working in home country whenever I feel depressed, i just think of how much i love my family and all they've done for me how do you guys feel about your parents?

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Anon Masters The Art Of The Deal

>>44841719 (OP) # Bear with me here, this is going to sound insane. Whenever l'm on a Tinder date and I get nervous and can't think of what to say, I just start talking like Donald Trump. Like, not about politics, but I just start making grandiose claims about the restaurant or whatever with 100% confidence while 24 KB JPG gesturing with my hands to emphasize my point. >l've been all over Houston, all over, excellent city, but I have never found a sushi place better than this one >the folks here are excellent, they have the best chefs in the entire city, beautiful people I just start spouting s--- like that with the upmost conviction that what I'm saying is the absolute truth. I'm not even a Trump supporter, but speaking with such cocksure confidence in the b------- you're spewing actually works, especially when you're mimicking his inflections and gestures. It's kind of funny actually. >>44841834 # >>44841863 # >>44841872 # >>44841880 # >>44841884 #
>>44841719 (OP) # Bear with me here, this is going to sound insane. Whenever l'm on a Tinder date and I get nervous and can't think of what to say, I just start talking like Donald Trump. Like, not about politics, but I just start making grandiose claims about the restaurant or whatever with 100% confidence while 24 KB JPG gesturing with my hands to emphasize my point. >l've been all over Houston, all over, excellent city, but I have never found a sushi place better than this one >the folks here are excellent, they have the best chefs in the entire city, beautiful people I just start spouting s--- like that with the upmost conviction that what I'm saying is the absolute truth. I'm not even a Trump supporter, but speaking with such cocksure confidence in the b------- you're spewing actually works, especially when you're mimicking his inflections and gestures. It's kind of funny actually. >>44841834 # >>44841863 # >>44841872 # >>44841880 # >>44841884 #

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The Thought Was There

: Anonymous 11/27/20(Fri)19:27:10 No.533880261 >get depressed >remember all the anons who encouraged me >don't give up >>533880354 # : Anonymous 11/27/20(Fri)19:28:01 No.533880354 >>533880261 # wholesome : Anonymous 11/27/20(Fri)19:30:49 No.533880601 >>533873928 (OP) # >accidentally mention /v/ to my therapist >have to explain 4chan, /v/ 692 KB PNG and pepe the frog to her >she ups my meds after F--- you guys >>533880795 # >>533880950 # >>533881640 #
: Anonymous 11/27/20(Fri)19:27:10 No.533880261 >get depressed >remember all the anons who encouraged me >don't give up >>533880354 # : Anonymous 11/27/20(Fri)19:28:01 No.533880354 >>533880261 # wholesome : Anonymous 11/27/20(Fri)19:30:49 No.533880601 >>533873928 (OP) # >accidentally mention /v/ to my therapist >have to explain 4chan, /v/ 692 KB PNG and pepe the frog to her >she ups my meds after F--- you guys >>533880795 # >>533880950 # >>533881640 #

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Anon Is A Chef

: Anonymous 11/07/20(Sat)13:25:40 No.83952 >Be me >Make tendies >Mom working >Give mom some tendies "Thanks anon love you" Love you too mom 62 KB PNG 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thre
: Anonymous 11/07/20(Sat)13:25:40 No.83952 >Be me >Make tendies >Mom working >Give mom some tendies "Thanks anon love you" Love you too mom 62 KB PNG 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thre

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The Big Question

: Anonymous 11/29/20(Sun)10:08:00 No.12397827 Would he be proud of us? 174 KB JPG 14 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 11/29/20(Sun)10:08:00 No.12397827 Would he be proud of us? 174 KB JPG 14 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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It Gets Better

: Anonymous! 11/13/20(Fri)13:00:34 No.133998503 > be me > been in love with this wonderful girl for over 16 years now > made a son this august > fills my grey heart with colors unseen > suddenly feel more connected to 70 KB JPG everyone else > this world is a f------ miracle Life is the most beautiful thing, my fellow anons. Don't let yourself be consumed by malice. Good luck to you!
: Anonymous! 11/13/20(Fri)13:00:34 No.133998503 > be me > been in love with this wonderful girl for over 16 years now > made a son this august > fills my grey heart with colors unseen > suddenly feel more connected to 70 KB JPG everyone else > this world is a f------ miracle Life is the most beautiful thing, my fellow anons. Don't let yourself be consumed by malice. Good luck to you!

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Gaming The System

File: Subway.jpg (42 KB, 1000x400) Anonymous 02/03/19(Sun)15:28:09 No.50781791 ► SUBWAY >be me >gf works at Subway >call the Subway and order 30 sandwiches >wait for them to be done >call and cancel >Usually they'd get thrown away, but gf brings home 10 sandwiches she got, her coworkers got the rest That's how mafia works.
File: Subway.jpg (42 KB, 1000x400) Anonymous 02/03/19(Sun)15:28:09 No.50781791 ► SUBWAY >be me >gf works at Subway >call the Subway and order 30 sandwiches >wait for them to be done >call and cancel >Usually they'd get thrown away, but gf brings home 10 sandwiches she got, her coworkers got the rest That's how mafia works.

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Anon Is A Wizard

: Anonymous 06/10/20(Wed)02:36:44 No.829650014 >at a stop light >light is red "go green.... NOW >still red "go green... NOW >still red 104 KB PNG "go green... NOW >turns green >mfw 7 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 06/10/20(Wed)02:36:44 No.829650014 >at a stop light >light is red "go green.... NOW >still red "go green... NOW >still red 104 KB PNG "go green... NOW >turns green >mfw 7 Replies View Thread

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Getting Noticed

(56 KB, 400x388) Anonymous 11/18/20(Wed)18:08:19 No.60982264 >Switch to 100% online school because of covid >Think nobody would notice or care >not super popular, but am fairly well liked >teacher is taking attendance >the whole class tells the teacher "anon, anon isn't here!" >I didn't think anybody noticed or cared it's the little things that can make someone's day
(56 KB, 400x388) Anonymous 11/18/20(Wed)18:08:19 No.60982264 >Switch to 100% online school because of covid >Think nobody would notice or care >not super popular, but am fairly well liked >teacher is taking attendance >the whole class tells the teacher "anon, anon isn't here!" >I didn't think anybody noticed or cared it's the little things that can make someone's day

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KATAMARE!
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