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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: YH8Q8zwT ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/23/25(Fri)05:44:39 No.505380307 BUSINESS Tesla scrambles to push sales after new models reportedlysit untouched on lots nationwide: 'That just doesn't make sense' "Why would you discount and have all these incentives and offers literally out of the gate?" By Sam Westmoreland / May 21, 2025 f 7979 0000 1719011929776428.png 857 KB PNG Tesla sales are in freefall Anonymous (ID: cojrmM37) >>505380307 (OP) # 05/23/25(Fri)05:45:55 No.505380370 No one wants to buy a car some liberal hippie is going to take a s--- on
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: YH8Q8zwT ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/23/25(Fri)05:44:39 No.505380307 BUSINESS Tesla scrambles to push sales after new models reportedlysit untouched on lots nationwide: 'That just doesn't make sense' "Why would you discount and have all these incentives and offers literally out of the gate?" By Sam Westmoreland / May 21, 2025 f 7979 0000 1719011929776428.png 857 KB PNG Tesla sales are in freefall Anonymous (ID: cojrmM37) >>505380307 (OP) # 05/23/25(Fri)05:45:55 No.505380370 No one wants to buy a car some liberal hippie is going to take a s--- on

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Anon realizes AAA gaming is just a money laundering scheme at this point | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/23/25(Fri) 06:34:25 No.177671211 CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION >be dev team under a big AAA publisher >shoehorn s--- into your game nobody wants >insult your potential consumers when they vocally oppose it >game ends up being a flop >throw a tantrum like a child blaming the people you insulted >e.g. Outlaws, Redfall, Veilguard, Avowed, AC Shadows, etc. >be dev team of some guys who left their job because they were sick of this >do none of the s--- mentioned above >game sells like hotcakes why is it rocket science for big company execs to understand people won't pay for s--- they don't want??
Anonymous 05/23/25(Fri) 06:34:25 No.177671211 CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION >be dev team under a big AAA publisher >shoehorn s--- into your game nobody wants >insult your potential consumers when they vocally oppose it >game ends up being a flop >throw a tantrum like a child blaming the people you insulted >e.g. Outlaws, Redfall, Veilguard, Avowed, AC Shadows, etc. >be dev team of some guys who left their job because they were sick of this >do none of the s--- mentioned above >game sells like hotcakes why is it rocket science for big company execs to understand people won't pay for s--- they don't want??

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FINE, I'LL ADMIT IT | /r/Greentext

Anonymous FINE I'LL ADMIT IT 05/21/25(Wed)17:05:57 No.81242440 630 KB PNG I'M NOT A TRUECEL I'M NOT A TRUECEL SOMEBODY LOVED ME I WAS LOVED ONCE, OKAY? SHE LOVED ME SHE LOVED ME AND I LET HER GET AWAY I'M THE FAKESTCEL OF THEM ALL I HAD EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD AND I FUMBLED THE BAG I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I DIDN'T DO A DAMN THING A YEAR OF MY LIFE GONE MY BRAIN REWIRED AROUND HER FOREVER I CAN'T LOVE ANYMORE I CAN'T LOVE IT'S ALL MY FAULT SOCIETY DIDN'T DO ME ANYTHING I CAN ONLY BLAME MYSELF SHE SHOULD HAVE STAYED BUT I NEVER MADE A MOVE I PAID EVERYTHING LIKE AN IDIOT I LET MYSELF GET USED INSTEAD OF LOVED I'M A FAKECEL, YOU HEAR THAT? I'M A FAKECEL
Anonymous FINE I'LL ADMIT IT 05/21/25(Wed)17:05:57 No.81242440 630 KB PNG I'M NOT A TRUECEL I'M NOT A TRUECEL SOMEBODY LOVED ME I WAS LOVED ONCE, OKAY? SHE LOVED ME SHE LOVED ME AND I LET HER GET AWAY I'M THE FAKESTCEL OF THEM ALL I HAD EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD AND I FUMBLED THE BAG I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I DIDN'T DO A DAMN THING A YEAR OF MY LIFE GONE MY BRAIN REWIRED AROUND HER FOREVER I CAN'T LOVE ANYMORE I CAN'T LOVE IT'S ALL MY FAULT SOCIETY DIDN'T DO ME ANYTHING I CAN ONLY BLAME MYSELF SHE SHOULD HAVE STAYED BUT I NEVER MADE A MOVE I PAID EVERYTHING LIKE AN IDIOT I LET MYSELF GET USED INSTEAD OF LOVED I'M A FAKECEL, YOU HEAR THAT? I'M A FAKECEL

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What to do? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 151 KB PNG 02/09/21(Tue)10:37:54 No.846953382 >finally get gf >she's on my computer >finds my pepe folder >"anon, what are these?" >"those are for shitposting" >"you don't need these anymore now that you've got me" >*deletes pepe folder* What do? 6 Replies 2 Images View Thread
Anonymous 151 KB PNG 02/09/21(Tue)10:37:54 No.846953382 >finally get gf >she's on my computer >finds my pepe folder >"anon, what are these?" >"those are for shitposting" >"you don't need these anymore now that you've got me" >*deletes pepe folder* What do? 6 Replies 2 Images View Thread

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Anon is incurable | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >I'm fat! 05/23/25(Fri)07:51:09 No.81256432 Take Ozempic. >I'm short! Get your legs lengthened. >I'm nervous! Take propranolol. >I'm skinny! 28 KB JPG Take steroids. >I'm balding! Take minoxidil and topical ketoconazole. If it persists, use a topical 5-alpha reductase inhibitor. >I-I'm bald already!!! Hair transplant. >I'm greasy and have acne! Have some benzyl peroxide and a topical antibiotic. >I'm smelly and sweaty! Aluminum chloride. What the f--- is your excuse? We've CURED inceldom, so what the f--- are you waiting for? Anonymous >>81256432 (OP). I hate women tho 05/23/25(Fri)07:52:01 No.81256437
Anonymous >I'm fat! 05/23/25(Fri)07:51:09 No.81256432 Take Ozempic. >I'm short! Get your legs lengthened. >I'm nervous! Take propranolol. >I'm skinny! 28 KB JPG Take steroids. >I'm balding! Take minoxidil and topical ketoconazole. If it persists, use a topical 5-alpha reductase inhibitor. >I-I'm bald already!!! Hair transplant. >I'm greasy and have acne! Have some benzyl peroxide and a topical antibiotic. >I'm smelly and sweaty! Aluminum chloride. What the f--- is your excuse? We've CURED inceldom, so what the f--- are you waiting for? Anonymous >>81256432 (OP). I hate women tho 05/23/25(Fri)07:52:01 No.81256437

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P R O G R E S S | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)18:57:42 No.105346722 >buy $1000+ NJudea graphics card >try to record my desktop while listening to a podcast in the background 396 KB PNG >suddenly NVIDIA app stops recording and gives an error >turns out its an automatic copyright protection system from NJudea >absolutely fuming with rage at this point >decide to dust off the ol' reliable known as FRAPS >FRAPS hasn't been updated in 14 years >start an old game and mute audio in it >record said game with FRAPS while simultaneously playing the copyrighted content audio in the background >FRAPS records the full audio without issue over the game footage PROGRESS
Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)18:57:42 No.105346722 >buy $1000+ NJudea graphics card >try to record my desktop while listening to a podcast in the background 396 KB PNG >suddenly NVIDIA app stops recording and gives an error >turns out its an automatic copyright protection system from NJudea >absolutely fuming with rage at this point >decide to dust off the ol' reliable known as FRAPS >FRAPS hasn't been updated in 14 years >start an old game and mute audio in it >record said game with FRAPS while simultaneously playing the copyrighted content audio in the background >FRAPS records the full audio without issue over the game footage PROGRESS

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What an odd thing to say | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 05/22/25(Thu)19:25:30 No.81252212 World/Europe UK will roll out chemical castration for sex offenders By Associated Press Published 2:58 PM EDT, Thu May 22, 2025 Yui Mok/PA/AP 547 KB JPG >Finally have sex >Girl regrets it and claims you r---- her >Court makes you take t----- drugs for the rest of your life How do you respond without sounding mad? Anonymous >>81252212 (OP) 05/22/25(Thu)19:27:37 No.81252235 I'm sure these sexual predators will never offend again once their d---- stop working. As we all well know, only with an erect penis can you sexually abuse someone.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 05/22/25(Thu)19:25:30 No.81252212 World/Europe UK will roll out chemical castration for sex offenders By Associated Press Published 2:58 PM EDT, Thu May 22, 2025 Yui Mok/PA/AP 547 KB JPG >Finally have sex >Girl regrets it and claims you r---- her >Court makes you take t----- drugs for the rest of your life How do you respond without sounding mad? Anonymous >>81252212 (OP) 05/22/25(Thu)19:27:37 No.81252235 I'm sure these sexual predators will never offend again once their d---- stop working. As we all well know, only with an erect penis can you sexually abuse someone.

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I wonder who coined the term "refuses to elaborate" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed)11:06:09 No.710285501 CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION 77 ELNOW ok HEL NOWOKE ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK MUSIC BY LORIEN TESTARD 5ql036rikvye1.jpg 360 KB JPG > Make some of the greatest video game music known to man, 8 hours of it > Oh, you wanted more? Check out the bonus tracks on Youtube > Refuses to elaborate > Leaves
Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed)11:06:09 No.710285501 CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION 77 ELNOW ok HEL NOWOKE ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK MUSIC BY LORIEN TESTARD 5ql036rikvye1.jpg 360 KB JPG > Make some of the greatest video game music known to man, 8 hours of it > Oh, you wanted more? Check out the bonus tracks on Youtube > Refuses to elaborate > Leaves

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main character | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)01:41:23 No.210785641 >main character has a dark past 30 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)01:43:01 No.210785677 >main character has dark past :0 >main character has dark face >:( Anonymous 1.01 MB PNG 05/22/25(Thu)02:04:48 No.210786104 >main character kills his brother and best friend in a car accident, then continues making youtube videos about baby cartoons like nothing ever happened >>210789870 # >>210790231 # >>210790788 # Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)02:05:58 No.210786128 >main characters saw his brother mercilessly slaughtered 48 KB JPG
Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)01:41:23 No.210785641 >main character has a dark past 30 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)01:43:01 No.210785677 >main character has dark past :0 >main character has dark face >:( Anonymous 1.01 MB PNG 05/22/25(Thu)02:04:48 No.210786104 >main character kills his brother and best friend in a car accident, then continues making youtube videos about baby cartoons like nothing ever happened >>210789870 # >>210790231 # >>210790788 # Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)02:05:58 No.210786128 >main characters saw his brother mercilessly slaughtered 48 KB JPG

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Classic W if real | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I'm a grandma 88 KB PNG 07/19/22(Tue) 05:10:40 No.69464065 >grew up in rural retard land, spent early years on internet >accidentally got pregnant at 15 with my first bf two years older than me >married him after graduation, had two more kids since then because he was making good money in HVAC >first daughter had her first child yesterday at age 19 >I'm now a 34 y/o grandma
: Anonymous I'm a grandma 88 KB PNG 07/19/22(Tue) 05:10:40 No.69464065 >grew up in rural retard land, spent early years on internet >accidentally got pregnant at 15 with my first bf two years older than me >married him after graduation, had two more kids since then because he was making good money in HVAC >first daughter had her first child yesterday at age 19 >I'm now a 34 y/o grandma

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Anon is a hero hunter | /r/Greentext

19 KB JPG >Got super bullied when I was a kid because I thought the villains were cooler in the TV shows I watched >I am now going to murder people because of this The manga's got like 200 chapters, do they ever explain what his f------ problem is?
19 KB JPG >Got super bullied when I was a kid because I thought the villains were cooler in the TV shows I watched >I am now going to murder people because of this The manga's got like 200 chapters, do they ever explain what his f------ problem is?

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Anon has a new theory | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)13:32:49 No.81249278 >majority women are attracted to men that's so f------ gay, why aren't we lynching f------ such as women? 36 KB JPG Anonymous >>81249278 (OP) 05/22/25(Thu)13:34:33 No.81249290 I always thought it was weird we group men attracted to men together with women attracted to women and call them both gay. Should be that men attracted to men and women attracted to men are both gay and then lesbians and regular men are both straight. Anonymous >>81249290 05/22/25(Thu)13:36:59 No.81249301 congratulations anon that is insanely retarded
Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)13:32:49 No.81249278 >majority women are attracted to men that's so f------ gay, why aren't we lynching f------ such as women? 36 KB JPG Anonymous >>81249278 (OP) 05/22/25(Thu)13:34:33 No.81249290 I always thought it was weird we group men attracted to men together with women attracted to women and call them both gay. Should be that men attracted to men and women attracted to men are both gay and then lesbians and regular men are both straight. Anonymous >>81249290 05/22/25(Thu)13:36:59 No.81249301 congratulations anon that is insanely retarded

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Empl*ymemt | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 25 KB PNG 05/22/25(Thu)16:25:10 No.81245709 >got denied another job this summer >been applying for these pasts months >went to 3 real interviews and 1 recruitment meet up >I'm gonna lose a calculated 1800 bux not working for like two months and the possible extra job working part time during next semesters why is it so impossible to get a job? literally everyone I know in my same campus has a job working part time or full time, especially the literal teenagers which I am in class with since I am in my 30s finishing high school subjects still to this day I literally have 20 years more life experience and they have gotten hired at the same jobs or are working there right now explain Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)19:44:32 No.81246964 you are making hot girls feel nervous and unwelcome.
Anonymous 25 KB PNG 05/22/25(Thu)16:25:10 No.81245709 >got denied another job this summer >been applying for these pasts months >went to 3 real interviews and 1 recruitment meet up >I'm gonna lose a calculated 1800 bux not working for like two months and the possible extra job working part time during next semesters why is it so impossible to get a job? literally everyone I know in my same campus has a job working part time or full time, especially the literal teenagers which I am in class with since I am in my 30s finishing high school subjects still to this day I literally have 20 years more life experience and they have gotten hired at the same jobs or are working there right now explain Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)19:44:32 No.81246964 you are making hot girls feel nervous and unwelcome.

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Anon and his golden retriever | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Any other straight guys here o(...) 1.95 MB PNG 05/22/25(Thu)16:40:11 No.81248145 There's still this episode of my life I can't make sense of >never felt sexual desire for anything but human women (of most shapes, most colours, most sizes) except once >in high school (all boys school, surely an aggravating factor) >soft spoken quiet boy with very delicate features, perfect skin, and longish blond hair in half my classes >at first merely wonder what he would look like as a girl out of classroom boredom >eventually find i cannot stop staring at him >begin imagining what it would be like to date as a boy, whether he secretly harbours similar feelings if not for me then for any other boy >j------- compulsively to the thought not just of intercourse with him but sometimes merely cuddling >fantasise regularly about being his boyfriend >actually make friends with him but we mostly have desultory conversations about assignments >feeling goes away 6 months later as his features become more masculine When i think back to this i feel both incomprehensibility at the desiring aspect of it but also nostalgia for how strongly i wanted him Any other robots (especially those who had the misfortune to attend s*ngle sex schools) have similar experiences?
Anonymous Any other straight guys here o(...) 1.95 MB PNG 05/22/25(Thu)16:40:11 No.81248145 There's still this episode of my life I can't make sense of >never felt sexual desire for anything but human women (of most shapes, most colours, most sizes) except once >in high school (all boys school, surely an aggravating factor) >soft spoken quiet boy with very delicate features, perfect skin, and longish blond hair in half my classes >at first merely wonder what he would look like as a girl out of classroom boredom >eventually find i cannot stop staring at him >begin imagining what it would be like to date as a boy, whether he secretly harbours similar feelings if not for me then for any other boy >j------- compulsively to the thought not just of intercourse with him but sometimes merely cuddling >fantasise regularly about being his boyfriend >actually make friends with him but we mostly have desultory conversations about assignments >feeling goes away 6 months later as his features become more masculine When i think back to this i feel both incomprehensibility at the desiring aspect of it but also nostalgia for how strongly i wanted him Any other robots (especially those who had the misfortune to attend s*ngle sex schools) have similar experiences?

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science and podcast | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)05:57:23 No.210790698 Scientist >...and this is basically how nuclear fission works and what my team has been working towards for the past 10 years Joe: 8 KB JPG >*blows in the mic* woah >this is just like comedy, when we're in the green room with other comedians, there's only 50 of us world wide >it's the same thing Why is he like this? He makes me feel second hand embarrassment sometimes
: Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)05:57:23 No.210790698 Scientist >...and this is basically how nuclear fission works and what my team has been working towards for the past 10 years Joe: 8 KB JPG >*blows in the mic* woah >this is just like comedy, when we're in the green room with other comedians, there's only 50 of us world wide >it's the same thing Why is he like this? He makes me feel second hand embarrassment sometimes

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Anon lost love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 221 KB JPG 05/21/25(Wed) 20:34:33 No.934761378 >be me >kindergarten >friends with everybody because children >girl in art class >in retrospect, she's prolly autistic >ask her to be my girlfriend because she's cute >she thinks I'm cute too >says yes >ffw like a week >field day in gym class >finish a run to the end of the field and back >see my girlfriend > we hug >everyone thinks we kissed >get in trouble >go home and get lectured >no one believes that we didn't kiss >never talk to her again >ffw to now >never had another relationship as intimate as that ever again >mfw i peaked in kindergarten : Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed) 20:46:53 No.934761771 I curved so many girls out of autism throughout school. I was such a f------ idiot.
Anonymous 221 KB JPG 05/21/25(Wed) 20:34:33 No.934761378 >be me >kindergarten >friends with everybody because children >girl in art class >in retrospect, she's prolly autistic >ask her to be my girlfriend because she's cute >she thinks I'm cute too >says yes >ffw like a week >field day in gym class >finish a run to the end of the field and back >see my girlfriend > we hug >everyone thinks we kissed >get in trouble >go home and get lectured >no one believes that we didn't kiss >never talk to her again >ffw to now >never had another relationship as intimate as that ever again >mfw i peaked in kindergarten : Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed) 20:46:53 No.934761771 I curved so many girls out of autism throughout school. I was such a f------ idiot.

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