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[Return] File: 968.jpg (35 KB, 455x515) [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [✔ Auto] 3 vertise on chan O Fully automated trolling Anonymous 01/24/23(Tue)16:13:11 No.71948681 ► >>71948695 >be me >go to random youtube video about a highly specialized topic (regional geopolitics, technology, sports etc.) >find the comment that seems most high effort of somebody explaining/correcting/discussing something in detail >don't read it. >Feed ChatGPT the comment and tell it to create an essay that is a aggressive critic of the comment. >Reply the essay under the comment Makes me feel kind of good knowing that people who are passinate about teaching others waste their time arguing into the void. O Anonymous 01/24/23(Tue)16:15:13 No.71948695 >>71948707 >>71948710 File: 72683-1532336916.jpg (23 KB, 640x360) 7/3/4 >>71948681 (OP) >Feed ChatGPT the comment and tell it to create an essay that is a aggressive critic of the comment >Makes me feel kind of good knowing that people who are passinate about teaching others waste their time arguing into the void. So you're not even typing up your own bait, but letting software generate it for you? That's actually disgraceful. Rethink this or you shouldn't even bother calling yourself a troll; you're like the linguistic equivalent of a script kiddie
[Return] File: 968.jpg (35 KB, 455x515) [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [✔ Auto] 3 vertise on chan O Fully automated trolling Anonymous 01/24/23(Tue)16:13:11 No.71948681 ► >>71948695 >be me >go to random youtube video about a highly specialized topic (regional geopolitics, technology, sports etc.) >find the comment that seems most high effort of somebody explaining/correcting/discussing something in detail >don't read it. >Feed ChatGPT the comment and tell it to create an essay that is a aggressive critic of the comment. >Reply the essay under the comment Makes me feel kind of good knowing that people who are passinate about teaching others waste their time arguing into the void. O Anonymous 01/24/23(Tue)16:15:13 No.71948695 >>71948707 >>71948710 File: 72683-1532336916.jpg (23 KB, 640x360) 7/3/4 >>71948681 (OP) >Feed ChatGPT the comment and tell it to create an essay that is a aggressive critic of the comment >Makes me feel kind of good knowing that people who are passinate about teaching others waste their time arguing into the void. So you're not even typing up your own bait, but letting software generate it for you? That's actually disgraceful. Rethink this or you shouldn't even bother calling yourself a troll; you're like the linguistic equivalent of a script kiddie

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Anon writes a poem | /r/Greentext

No.413436400 Anonymous (ID: GYY8/NPc 01/24/23(Tue)10:32:01 >>413441728 >>413442692 >>413442802 >>413452335 >>413453176 >>413453200 >>413454243 >>413456147 >>413466168 >>413468919 >>413471693 >>413473286 >>413426428 (OP) Here's a poem I wrote recently called "The People Behind It All" >They control all the headlines, the TV and the news. >They write all the columns, and all the reviews >Any paper you read, any movie you choose >They design to deflect, to divide and confuse >They control all the money, and collect all the dues >Always looking for systems and laws to abuse >Keep you making your payments as interest accrues >Do business with them and you'll certainly lose >They scheme and conspire to hide all the clues >They change their own name like one changes their shoes >It helps them blend in, to attention diffuse >They take popular names like "Johnson" or "Hughes" >They slowly erode all the laws and taboos >And replace them with new ones, to keep up the ruse >They'll regulate football, canoes, and kazoos >But not marijuana, hard drugs, or booze >Their goal, they say, is to entertain and amuse >But their true goal's keep us as ignorant ewes, >Mix together the peoples of various hues >And make them one race, to yoke and to use >They get antsy when too much suspicion accrues >"Defamation and slander!" they're quick to accuse. >"conspiracy theories", "you've got some loose screws!" >"Those aren't some very acceptable views" >When things too serious, chaos ensues >They'll shut down economies, instigate coups >Get the men of a nation to line up in queues >To kill their own brothers for the sake of the... >But of course we can't mention the "you know who's"
No.413436400 Anonymous (ID: GYY8/NPc 01/24/23(Tue)10:32:01 >>413441728 >>413442692 >>413442802 >>413452335 >>413453176 >>413453200 >>413454243 >>413456147 >>413466168 >>413468919 >>413471693 >>413473286 >>413426428 (OP) Here's a poem I wrote recently called "The People Behind It All" >They control all the headlines, the TV and the news. >They write all the columns, and all the reviews >Any paper you read, any movie you choose >They design to deflect, to divide and confuse >They control all the money, and collect all the dues >Always looking for systems and laws to abuse >Keep you making your payments as interest accrues >Do business with them and you'll certainly lose >They scheme and conspire to hide all the clues >They change their own name like one changes their shoes >It helps them blend in, to attention diffuse >They take popular names like "Johnson" or "Hughes" >They slowly erode all the laws and taboos >And replace them with new ones, to keep up the ruse >They'll regulate football, canoes, and kazoos >But not marijuana, hard drugs, or booze >Their goal, they say, is to entertain and amuse >But their true goal's keep us as ignorant ewes, >Mix together the peoples of various hues >And make them one race, to yoke and to use >They get antsy when too much suspicion accrues >"Defamation and slander!" they're quick to accuse. >"conspiracy theories", "you've got some loose screws!" >"Those aren't some very acceptable views" >When things too serious, chaos ensues >They'll shut down economies, instigate coups >Get the men of a nation to line up in queues >To kill their own brothers for the sake of the... >But of course we can't mention the "you know who's"

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painful diarrhea makes anon horny | /r/Greentext

File: RDT 20230111 170855680865(...).jpg *INTRUSIVE BOTTOM THOUGHTS* (52 KB, 500x498) Why does having painful diarrhea make me horny Anonymous 01/24/23(Tue)21:38:25 No.29314800 [Reply] >>29314885 t. female > be lactose intolerant > friend offers you tea > drink tea > "oops anon I'm sorry! It had milk!" > whatever.jpg > go to sleep > awaken at 3am > horrible pains in gut > manage to make it to the toilet before the flood gates open > still in a lot of pain, but feeling more and more relieved > "why does the tip of my d--- feel cold" > look between legs > d--- is rock hard Am I really so far gone from getting f----- in the ass so many times that having painful diarrhea actually makes me horny now? :(
File: RDT 20230111 170855680865(...).jpg *INTRUSIVE BOTTOM THOUGHTS* (52 KB, 500x498) Why does having painful diarrhea make me horny Anonymous 01/24/23(Tue)21:38:25 No.29314800 [Reply] >>29314885 t. female > be lactose intolerant > friend offers you tea > drink tea > "oops anon I'm sorry! It had milk!" > whatever.jpg > go to sleep > awaken at 3am > horrible pains in gut > manage to make it to the toilet before the flood gates open > still in a lot of pain, but feeling more and more relieved > "why does the tip of my d--- feel cold" > look between legs > d--- is rock hard Am I really so far gone from getting f----- in the ass so many times that having painful diarrhea actually makes me horny now? :(

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The Whale (2022) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 101 KB JPG 01/25/23(Wed)13:06:59 No.71960032 > be me > going to the movies on a whim > see that they're running a film called "The Whale" > oh hell yeah, it's probably a pirate or seafaring movie about a whale! > ffw to halfway through the movie > there are no pirates > there is no whale > it's just a fat guy > mfw
: Anonymous 101 KB JPG 01/25/23(Wed)13:06:59 No.71960032 > be me > going to the movies on a whim > see that they're running a film called "The Whale" > oh hell yeah, it's probably a pirate or seafaring movie about a whale! > ffw to halfway through the movie > there are no pirates > there is no whale > it's just a fat guy > mfw

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fasz geci fasz fasz | /r/Greentext

9h (7/24 7:25). 171542194 242 Re-20 Img JPG 300KB (1400x1400) 25 Replies . >You WILL give me two free slaves, a free ship, and a large soda in exchange for a stack of worthless Zimbabwe dollars what was his f------ problem Posted in r/4chan : reddit
9h (7/24 7:25). 171542194 242 Re-20 Img JPG 300KB (1400x1400) 25 Replies . >You WILL give me two free slaves, a free ship, and a large soda in exchange for a stack of worthless Zimbabwe dollars what was his f------ problem Posted in r/4chan : reddit

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Anon has skill issue | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Men are evil 107 KB JPG 01/25/23(Wed)12:54:34 No.893239651 >confidence broken in high school and middle school >girls grimace at me in freshman year of college >be 3 years later, 22 years old >friends start talking about martial arts and sports and weight lifting >remember how I was humiliated and beaten up in HS >walk off with no warning I hate men. I hate masculinity.
: Anonymous Men are evil 107 KB JPG 01/25/23(Wed)12:54:34 No.893239651 >confidence broken in high school and middle school >girls grimace at me in freshman year of college >be 3 years later, 22 years old >friends start talking about martial arts and sports and weight lifting >remember how I was humiliated and beaten up in HS >walk off with no warning I hate men. I hate masculinity.

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Anon knows too much | /r/Greentext

File: jet li jpg (175 KB, 1920x1080) >Go to party with Jet. >hella grills. >Jet starts chatting one up. >Her bf roles up. >thinks he can take Jet. >gets destroyed by mighty Kung Fu. >Cops get called. >This kid is 5 foot nothing. >picks fights with Chads just to prove manhood. >Drinks energy drinks all day. >Me and Jet running like hell. >Cops bust us 2 blocks down. >Jet hauled into separate car. Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)20:21:57 No.602531883 >Be me. >2 years back. >Collegebeta.jpg >have one friend. >mfw nothing happens. >mfw Jet's fuel can't melt steel beams. WANGER >exchange student from China. >Named Jet Wong. >alphaasfuck >Tosses me energy drink as I'm stuffed in car. >Get to police station. >tossed in holding cell. >managed to hold on to energy drink. >no one watching. >See my chance. >Open can. It's f------ rank. >Smells like gas. >Pour it all over the bars. >Watch and wait.
File: jet li jpg (175 KB, 1920x1080) >Go to party with Jet. >hella grills. >Jet starts chatting one up. >Her bf roles up. >thinks he can take Jet. >gets destroyed by mighty Kung Fu. >Cops get called. >This kid is 5 foot nothing. >picks fights with Chads just to prove manhood. >Drinks energy drinks all day. >Me and Jet running like hell. >Cops bust us 2 blocks down. >Jet hauled into separate car. Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)20:21:57 No.602531883 >Be me. >2 years back. >Collegebeta.jpg >have one friend. >mfw nothing happens. >mfw Jet's fuel can't melt steel beams. WANGER >exchange student from China. >Named Jet Wong. >alphaasfuck >Tosses me energy drink as I'm stuffed in car. >Get to police station. >tossed in holding cell. >managed to hold on to energy drink. >no one watching. >See my chance. >Open can. It's f------ rank. >Smells like gas. >Pour it all over the bars. >Watch and wait.

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Anon becomes Muslim | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)10:04:10 No.7512136 120 KB JPG >be me >on airplane >3 muslims are sitting in the back >two of them get up and start walking to the front >as one passes me, he says "soon we will all see allah." >he gets to the front of the plane and starts reciting the koran >he ended up converting 12 people to islam thank you allah
Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)10:04:10 No.7512136 120 KB JPG >be me >on airplane >3 muslims are sitting in the back >two of them get up and start walking to the front >as one passes me, he says "soon we will all see allah." >he gets to the front of the plane and starts reciting the koran >he ended up converting 12 people to islam thank you allah

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Anon's dog gets attacked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 89 KB JPG 01/25/23(Wed)09:25:06 No.893230789 So when did you realize you were racist I'll start >be me a few days ago >let my dog outside to s--- and do dog stuff >n----- neighbors dog gets under my fence >attacks my dog and takes its ear off >proceed to yell at her and threaten to shoot dog >calls me a cracker and blames me personally for slavery >says she will let her n----- dog eat my wife and toddler >call cops and animal control tell me they can't do s--- unless I sue >this n----- bitch proceeds to continue to threaten me and has her groid boyfriend threaten me >apparently their dog has a history of attacking other dogs >currently waiting on my lawyer to get back to me with how to proceed with legal action >might just inject a hotdog with antifreeze and rat poison and throw it over the fence >have learned to hate n------ Was not racist until this happened f--- her and f--- the n------ so tell me when did you realize that n------ don't deserve life
: Anonymous 89 KB JPG 01/25/23(Wed)09:25:06 No.893230789 So when did you realize you were racist I'll start >be me a few days ago >let my dog outside to s--- and do dog stuff >n----- neighbors dog gets under my fence >attacks my dog and takes its ear off >proceed to yell at her and threaten to shoot dog >calls me a cracker and blames me personally for slavery >says she will let her n----- dog eat my wife and toddler >call cops and animal control tell me they can't do s--- unless I sue >this n----- bitch proceeds to continue to threaten me and has her groid boyfriend threaten me >apparently their dog has a history of attacking other dogs >currently waiting on my lawyer to get back to me with how to proceed with legal action >might just inject a hotdog with antifreeze and rat poison and throw it over the fence >have learned to hate n------ Was not racist until this happened f--- her and f--- the n------ so tell me when did you realize that n------ don't deserve life

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Anon’s gains almost killed her | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)17:49:44 No.45069329 >>45069376 >>45069386 >>45069483 >>45069557 File: sucidal.jpg (88 KB, 900x877) I am British, since I started getting /fit/ I got a f------ qt Saudi girl at University beaten half to death by her family because I posted pictures through her letterbox of myself posing, rubbing protein powder on the Saudi flag with a note tht said 'even sharia wouldn't forbid these gains'. they were f------ furious and almost honour killed her worst part is that she didn't even know me, I was just stalking her.feels bad.
Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)17:49:44 No.45069329 >>45069376 >>45069386 >>45069483 >>45069557 File: sucidal.jpg (88 KB, 900x877) I am British, since I started getting /fit/ I got a f------ qt Saudi girl at University beaten half to death by her family because I posted pictures through her letterbox of myself posing, rubbing protein powder on the Saudi flag with a note tht said 'even sharia wouldn't forbid these gains'. they were f------ furious and almost honour killed her worst part is that she didn't even know me, I was just stalking her.feels bad.

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Anon is very wholesome | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 05/23/19(Thu)10:56:29 No.800433348 >Talking to the girl I love about her boyfriend >She's so happy around him >She gets excited just talking about him I'm glad she's happy. It makes me happy.
: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 05/23/19(Thu)10:56:29 No.800433348 >Talking to the girl I love about her boyfriend >She's so happy around him >She gets excited just talking about him I'm glad she's happy. It makes me happy.

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anon takes a big fat L | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12 KB PNG 01/25/23(Wed)05:24:20 No.893219022 >be me 26m >talking to 2 different girls at the same time >lets call them girl A an girl B >girl A 8/10 doesn't want to date but always dtf >girl B 4/10 overweight slightly unkept but wants a relationship >girl A is leaving state soon >hatch plan >tell girl B I want to take things slow >have as much as wild sex with girl A as I can before she leaves >then go into a relationship with girl B >everything is going well >that is until girl Bs mom steps in >"Anon it's been months why won't you date my daughter" >tell her the same thing I tell her daughter >fw to new years day >girl B texts me >tells me that her mom fixed her up with one of her friends >girl Bs mom f------ sabotaged me >mfw I realize Im gonna be alone when girl A leaves >mfw I realize I could of had my cake an ate it too if I just cheated I should of just f------ cheated Anons
: Anonymous 12 KB PNG 01/25/23(Wed)05:24:20 No.893219022 >be me 26m >talking to 2 different girls at the same time >lets call them girl A an girl B >girl A 8/10 doesn't want to date but always dtf >girl B 4/10 overweight slightly unkept but wants a relationship >girl A is leaving state soon >hatch plan >tell girl B I want to take things slow >have as much as wild sex with girl A as I can before she leaves >then go into a relationship with girl B >everything is going well >that is until girl Bs mom steps in >"Anon it's been months why won't you date my daughter" >tell her the same thing I tell her daughter >fw to new years day >girl B texts me >tells me that her mom fixed her up with one of her friends >girl Bs mom f------ sabotaged me >mfw I realize Im gonna be alone when girl A leaves >mfw I realize I could of had my cake an ate it too if I just cheated I should of just f------ cheated Anons

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Anon’s hygiene are questionable | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (SAD PEPE HOURS) 132 KB JPG 11/30/22(Wed)14:32:09 No.889972328 >go through sad breakup >get tinder to cope by finding a hookup >finally find a chick that'll let me shag her >red flags but I'm sad and lonely so do her >two days later there are pimples on my d--- >s--- s--- s--- s--- did I get STDs >be extremely retarded so try to pop the pimples with beedles in hopes of getting rid of whatever I have >next day there are more so go to doctor >"anon w-- were you doing. You can't treat std like that anyway. And that's not even std. Apply this anti bacterial cream and keep good hygiene for a week, you'll be fine." I'm all clear but have permanent scars all over my d---
Anonymous (SAD PEPE HOURS) 132 KB JPG 11/30/22(Wed)14:32:09 No.889972328 >go through sad breakup >get tinder to cope by finding a hookup >finally find a chick that'll let me shag her >red flags but I'm sad and lonely so do her >two days later there are pimples on my d--- >s--- s--- s--- s--- did I get STDs >be extremely retarded so try to pop the pimples with beedles in hopes of getting rid of whatever I have >next day there are more so go to doctor >"anon w-- were you doing. You can't treat std like that anyway. And that's not even std. Apply this anti bacterial cream and keep good hygiene for a week, you'll be fine." I'm all clear but have permanent scars all over my d---

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Educated Conversation From /lit/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/19/18(Thu)02:51:32 No.11025519 >>11025299 (OP) # >a pizza elicits a more intense emotional and sensual response in girls than I ever have or will and to think there are people who will be shocked by my suicide >>11025561 #
: Anonymous 04/19/18(Thu)02:51:32 No.11025519 >>11025299 (OP) # >a pizza elicits a more intense emotional and sensual response in girls than I ever have or will and to think there are people who will be shocked by my suicide >>11025561 #

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Anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 01/24/23(Tue)20:49:28 No.71951526 >catfish some guy for half a year on discord >get bored of it and just block him >before i do so i tell him i have weird feelings about him >its been almost 3 years now and he keeps making at least 2 accounts every month to readd me >never accept >he still has the chat open and pins messages from time to time, wishing me happy birthday and telling me he misses me 3. f------. years. at least 100 accounts to readd me. What do you think is worse? Letting him keep doing it or telling him I was a guy the whole time. Idk if he still browses r9k, he used to lol
: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 01/24/23(Tue)20:49:28 No.71951526 >catfish some guy for half a year on discord >get bored of it and just block him >before i do so i tell him i have weird feelings about him >its been almost 3 years now and he keeps making at least 2 accounts every month to readd me >never accept >he still has the chat open and pins messages from time to time, wishing me happy birthday and telling me he misses me 3. f------. years. at least 100 accounts to readd me. What do you think is worse? Letting him keep doing it or telling him I was a guy the whole time. Idk if he still browses r9k, he used to lol

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Anon needs his eyes checked | /r/Greentext

>finished heavy set of decline press >sit up >see guy with the biggest pecs ive ever seen >h-------- >they seriously stick out like half a foot >wonder what he did to get them like that >so big >so round 48 KB PNG >thats a woman >its a girl with b-------
>finished heavy set of decline press >sit up >see guy with the biggest pecs ive ever seen >h-------- >they seriously stick out like half a foot >wonder what he did to get them like that >so big >so round 48 KB PNG >thats a woman >its a girl with b-------

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