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: Anonymous CS:GONE 01/25/25(Sat) 14:11:39 No.930459548 LMAO 69 KB JPG >Be me 3rd world bum >cant afford a good pc but replaces parts one by one >die hard csgo player (s--- fps s--- ping mirage only abuser) >Finally able to change the gpu into a decent one >Get an rx570 as bday present for myself >able to experience the smooth 200fps as i click heads >Reached Supreme in 3 days >Valve announces CS2 is replacing GO and its a week till update Itsover.png >Play every map and mod available enjoying every second of it >CS2 is dogshit literaly unplayable and i f------ hate it Didnt launch it since november 2023 and when i watch csgo clips i get depressed >See news that Valve blocked the Classic offensive mod Why, Valve just why
: Anonymous CS:GONE 01/25/25(Sat) 14:11:39 No.930459548 LMAO 69 KB JPG >Be me 3rd world bum >cant afford a good pc but replaces parts one by one >die hard csgo player (s--- fps s--- ping mirage only abuser) >Finally able to change the gpu into a decent one >Get an rx570 as bday present for myself >able to experience the smooth 200fps as i click heads >Reached Supreme in 3 days >Valve announces CS2 is replacing GO and its a week till update Itsover.png >Play every map and mod available enjoying every second of it >CS2 is dogshit literaly unplayable and i f------ hate it Didnt launch it since november 2023 and when i watch csgo clips i get depressed >See news that Valve blocked the Classic offensive mod Why, Valve just why

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: Anonymous (ID: IYyqewXe CALIFORNIA SECEDES FROM THE UN(...) 01/25/25(Sat)00:02:51 No.495335529 California secession? Ballot initiative to make state a country is cleared to gather signatures Lindsay Weber Digital producer KCRA3 Updated: 2:42 PM PST Jan 24, 2025 Infinite Scroll Enabled 24022424042402.png >Be in the midst of uncontrollable wildfires >Vote to secede from the country that supplies your water because of butthurt over the election Imao please let it happen it would be so f------ funny >send modern day general Sherman to take it back >Ready to start it on fire and march to the coastline >W-- everything is already on fire >The California government beat us to it
: Anonymous (ID: IYyqewXe CALIFORNIA SECEDES FROM THE UN(...) 01/25/25(Sat)00:02:51 No.495335529 California secession? Ballot initiative to make state a country is cleared to gather signatures Lindsay Weber Digital producer KCRA3 Updated: 2:42 PM PST Jan 24, 2025 Infinite Scroll Enabled 24022424042402.png >Be in the midst of uncontrollable wildfires >Vote to secede from the country that supplies your water because of butthurt over the election Imao please let it happen it would be so f------ funny >send modern day general Sherman to take it back >Ready to start it on fire and march to the coastline >W-- everything is already on fire >The California government beat us to it

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ESIDEN THE UNITED Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat)04:23:36 No.80163371 ► >be Trumper rn >WAIT YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT WAS A NAZI SALUTE LOL WOW SO BRAINWASHED >and even if it was it was clearly an accident >the left is blowing this way out of proportion >autistic ppl accidentally nazi salute all the time >but it definitely wasn't a nazi salute
ESIDEN THE UNITED Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat)04:23:36 No.80163371 ► >be Trumper rn >WAIT YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT WAS A NAZI SALUTE LOL WOW SO BRAINWASHED >and even if it was it was clearly an accident >the left is blowing this way out of proportion >autistic ppl accidentally nazi salute all the time >but it definitely wasn't a nazi salute

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Anon should stfu and keep things to himself | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 995 35 KB JPG >calls her pretty 01/25/25(Sat)00:12:21 No.80161575 >get drunk as s--- >talking to friend/roommate about gf >kinda complaining >next morning wake up >gf sends me screenshots of a conversation she had with my roommate >he literally tells her everything I said to him the other night while drunk >tells her hes always had a thing for her and that he wants to "hit" Is there even a reason to associate with human beings anymore?
Anonymous 995 35 KB JPG >calls her pretty 01/25/25(Sat)00:12:21 No.80161575 >get drunk as s--- >talking to friend/roommate about gf >kinda complaining >next morning wake up >gf sends me screenshots of a conversation she had with my roommate >he literally tells her everything I said to him the other night while drunk >tells her hes always had a thing for her and that he wants to "hit" Is there even a reason to associate with human beings anymore?

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Anonymous (ID: IF7bE8ZB Should I? 01/24/25(Fri)10:37:02 No.495265967 82 KB JPG TL;DR: Should I summon I.C.E to deport the illegal and his family to get the chick I want? >Be me, 22. >Warehouse worker. >Benefits are insane. >16.00/H, trying to get a raise. > Dad wants me to apply for the local police station, I might look into that. >I've been at my current job for 3 years. >A coworker inside the store who works the front counter is dating an illegal. >Found out because she openly talks about it to the other girls at the front counter. >Can easily overhear her whisper-talking to them in the room near the cash registers. >Redhead chick, 18 y.o >She's hardcore country and religious. >Petite, small perky t---, small perky ass. Perfect for her body frame. >Kind of gives off a "f--- you" attitude but is very polite, that's why I want her. >Does yoga and dancing, very f------ flexible. >Does stretches and s--- in front of the guys in the warehouse. >Can't help but look. >My warehouse coworkers know I want her. >Her family knows about her dating the guy but is only allowing it because he has the same standards, and is the same religion. >Just heard today that Trump is sending out squadrons of 200 to 400 I.C.E agents to major sanctuary cities. >My city is a sanctuary city. I'm seriously considering if I should throw the f----- and his family under the bus by contacting I.C.E.
Anonymous (ID: IF7bE8ZB Should I? 01/24/25(Fri)10:37:02 No.495265967 82 KB JPG TL;DR: Should I summon I.C.E to deport the illegal and his family to get the chick I want? >Be me, 22. >Warehouse worker. >Benefits are insane. >16.00/H, trying to get a raise. > Dad wants me to apply for the local police station, I might look into that. >I've been at my current job for 3 years. >A coworker inside the store who works the front counter is dating an illegal. >Found out because she openly talks about it to the other girls at the front counter. >Can easily overhear her whisper-talking to them in the room near the cash registers. >Redhead chick, 18 y.o >She's hardcore country and religious. >Petite, small perky t---, small perky ass. Perfect for her body frame. >Kind of gives off a "f--- you" attitude but is very polite, that's why I want her. >Does yoga and dancing, very f------ flexible. >Does stretches and s--- in front of the guys in the warehouse. >Can't help but look. >My warehouse coworkers know I want her. >Her family knows about her dating the guy but is only allowing it because he has the same standards, and is the same religion. >Just heard today that Trump is sending out squadrons of 200 to 400 I.C.E agents to major sanctuary cities. >My city is a sanctuary city. I'm seriously considering if I should throw the f----- and his family under the bus by contacting I.C.E.

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Goyim doesn't get it. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: NABivcoz 05/07/20(Thu)16:51:36 No.256576962 file.png 1.6 MB PNG Help how do I stop my jewish room mate from doing this?
Anonymous (ID: NABivcoz 05/07/20(Thu)16:51:36 No.256576962 file.png 1.6 MB PNG Help how do I stop my jewish room mate from doing this?

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Anonymous 181 KB PNG 01/24/25(Fri)20:04:27 No.80159259 >just go outside And be publically humiliated by all the couples walking by kissing, holding hands and caressing each other? I don't want to feel like a cuck every time I decide to walk outside.
Anonymous 181 KB PNG 01/24/25(Fri)20:04:27 No.80159259 >just go outside And be publically humiliated by all the couples walking by kissing, holding hands and caressing each other? I don't want to feel like a cuck every time I decide to walk outside.

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Anon becomes the “Nekkid Nazi” | /r/Greentext

SWEET JESUS >Check Papa Box >F------ Luger tucked next to an SS cap >Luger is loaded >Winter 2011 >Grandpa had passed 4 months ago >Left me his WW2 stuff in a rusty box >Sleeping soundly >Hear a crash downstairs >Someone had broken in my window >Have no firearms >F---.f-- >Slap hat on and run downstairs stark nekkid > Spot the f----- going through my entertainment center >Aim and scream first German words that pop into my head "PANZERKAMPFWAGEN SCHADENFREUDE" >Fire.exe until out of rounds >He bolted for the window, literally screaming and crying something about Nazi's supposed to be extinct. >Definitely hit him a few times since there was blood on the carpet. >Call cops, guy gets arrested, asked about Nazi stuff, tell story, cops love it. >Nekkid Nazi becomes neighborhood story. And that was how my dead Nazi Grandpa encouraged me to fire a gun for the first time and save my playstation. Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)11:46:55 No.23893016 >>23892988 (OP) 10 out of f------ 10
SWEET JESUS >Check Papa Box >F------ Luger tucked next to an SS cap >Luger is loaded >Winter 2011 >Grandpa had passed 4 months ago >Left me his WW2 stuff in a rusty box >Sleeping soundly >Hear a crash downstairs >Someone had broken in my window >Have no firearms >F---.f-- >Slap hat on and run downstairs stark nekkid > Spot the f----- going through my entertainment center >Aim and scream first German words that pop into my head "PANZERKAMPFWAGEN SCHADENFREUDE" >Fire.exe until out of rounds >He bolted for the window, literally screaming and crying something about Nazi's supposed to be extinct. >Definitely hit him a few times since there was blood on the carpet. >Call cops, guy gets arrested, asked about Nazi stuff, tell story, cops love it. >Nekkid Nazi becomes neighborhood story. And that was how my dead Nazi Grandpa encouraged me to fire a gun for the first time and save my playstation. Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)11:46:55 No.23893016 >>23892988 (OP) 10 out of f------ 10

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Anon stinks | /r/Greentext

File: 3.png (446 KB, 974x848) Anonymous 01/24/25(Fri)19:47:42 No.930421177 [Reply] >>930421733 I don't get why I'm meant to shower every day, I think I smell fine. Anonymous 01/24/25(Fri)20:02:10 No.930421733 File: 1561157096760.jpg (171 KB, 785x644) >>930421177 (OP) i think you smell fine too
File: 3.png (446 KB, 974x848) Anonymous 01/24/25(Fri)19:47:42 No.930421177 [Reply] >>930421733 I don't get why I'm meant to shower every day, I think I smell fine. Anonymous 01/24/25(Fri)20:02:10 No.930421733 File: 1561157096760.jpg (171 KB, 785x644) >>930421177 (OP) i think you smell fine too

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Bong kino at it's finest | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)05:46:25 No.207843977 737F657C-33D1-4325-89FF-9E2CF6C1F63C.jpg 65 KB JPG >"Oi shtupid Americans know nothing about Robbie innit" >make movie about Robbie as monkey singing corny Disney channel music >really bad box office numbers Who's idea was this?
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)05:46:25 No.207843977 737F657C-33D1-4325-89FF-9E2CF6C1F63C.jpg 65 KB JPG >"Oi shtupid Americans know nothing about Robbie innit" >make movie about Robbie as monkey singing corny Disney channel music >really bad box office numbers Who's idea was this?

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Anon’s uncle has a luxury mansion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)21:43:21 No.103912052 326 KB JPG >workers finally finish >uncle has massive luxury mansion house he rents out on airbnb >offers to let me stay there for free if I oversee remodeling works >spend a few weeks drinking beer in hottub >wonder what type of people can afford to rent this place >put spy camara alarm clock in main bedroom >renters start arriving >one couple f--- for hours >the woman loves getting her butthole licked >share video with a few friends >one judas friend puts video on the hamster site for laughs >350k views in a few days and rising >get friend to delete video >video already copied and uploaded by other users The location of the house is obvious from something you can see from the window, and the couple are obviously identifiable. Ive committed a felony haven't I? How can I get out of this?
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)21:43:21 No.103912052 326 KB JPG >workers finally finish >uncle has massive luxury mansion house he rents out on airbnb >offers to let me stay there for free if I oversee remodeling works >spend a few weeks drinking beer in hottub >wonder what type of people can afford to rent this place >put spy camara alarm clock in main bedroom >renters start arriving >one couple f--- for hours >the woman loves getting her butthole licked >share video with a few friends >one judas friend puts video on the hamster site for laughs >350k views in a few days and rising >get friend to delete video >video already copied and uploaded by other users The location of the house is obvious from something you can see from the window, and the couple are obviously identifiable. Ive committed a felony haven't I? How can I get out of this?

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Anonymous (ID: qN2erwsm) 01/24/25(Fri)11:24:33 No.495269773 25 KB JPG #FamilyGuy FOX >>495268423 >"Le circumcision is cleaner for le underdeveloped countries with no access to soap and clean water" >*circumcises 30 million African babies* >*circumcision wound gets infected due to no soap or clean water* >*baby dies* The AIDs rate went down because of condom usage, but ((they)) wont tell you that.
Anonymous (ID: qN2erwsm) 01/24/25(Fri)11:24:33 No.495269773 25 KB JPG #FamilyGuy FOX >>495268423 >"Le circumcision is cleaner for le underdeveloped countries with no access to soap and clean water" >*circumcises 30 million African babies* >*circumcision wound gets infected due to no soap or clean water* >*baby dies* The AIDs rate went down because of condom usage, but ((they)) wont tell you that.

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Drill, Baby, Drill! | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DPuRt64B ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/24/25(Fri)07:03:58 No.495252874 230 KB JPG My company depends on German-manufactured microdrills to make our products. Very few manufacturers can compete with them, and none of them are in the US (they're in Switzerland, Japan, etc.) Trump's tariffs are gonna force us to raise our prices which will eventually be passed onto the consumers.... Anonymous (ID: p8DIRmOj ) >>495252874 (OP) 01/24/25(Fri)07:05:50 No.495252985 >oh no we're going to spend 5 cents more on microdrills we're going to have to raise the price of the product!!!!! 75 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 5yh5llww) [+] >>495252874 (OP) 01/24/25(Fri)07:06:54 No.495253039 How bout I microdrill your ass with my tiny p-----?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DPuRt64B ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/24/25(Fri)07:03:58 No.495252874 230 KB JPG My company depends on German-manufactured microdrills to make our products. Very few manufacturers can compete with them, and none of them are in the US (they're in Switzerland, Japan, etc.) Trump's tariffs are gonna force us to raise our prices which will eventually be passed onto the consumers.... Anonymous (ID: p8DIRmOj ) >>495252874 (OP) 01/24/25(Fri)07:05:50 No.495252985 >oh no we're going to spend 5 cents more on microdrills we're going to have to raise the price of the product!!!!! 75 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 5yh5llww) [+] >>495252874 (OP) 01/24/25(Fri)07:06:54 No.495253039 How bout I microdrill your ass with my tiny p-----?

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Recent arrival to New York detected | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ++ 01/18/25(Sat) 05:57:02 No.206869661 >Xbox vs Playstation >McDonalds vs Burger King >Pepsi vs Coke >Starbucks vs Dunkin Donuts >Adidas vs Nike Why do Americans treat consumption as some sort of war to be won? No it doesn't f------ matter what brand of sugar water you drink. It's all the same s---. No wonder that Americans don't have local businesses when they all run to the same 2 companies for everything 24 KB PNG
Anonymous ++ 01/18/25(Sat) 05:57:02 No.206869661 >Xbox vs Playstation >McDonalds vs Burger King >Pepsi vs Coke >Starbucks vs Dunkin Donuts >Adidas vs Nike Why do Americans treat consumption as some sort of war to be won? No it doesn't f------ matter what brand of sugar water you drink. It's all the same s---. No wonder that Americans don't have local businesses when they all run to the same 2 companies for everything 24 KB PNG

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The R Word | /r/Greentext

3 KB PNG 4chan >Call someone a f----- >At worst they call you a f----- back >That's that Reddit >Call someone a f----- >"I thought that in this day and age we wouldn't have to deal with homophobia my grandfather was a leather daddy in the 50s and he had AIDS and that's ok and multiculturalism is great and I love b--------- and... Etc >You have been banned fro r/whatever please suck our d---- to come back Redditors can't even handle entry-level banter, they're like the preschoolers of the internet.
3 KB PNG 4chan >Call someone a f----- >At worst they call you a f----- back >That's that Reddit >Call someone a f----- >"I thought that in this day and age we wouldn't have to deal with homophobia my grandfather was a leather daddy in the 50s and he had AIDS and that's ok and multiculturalism is great and I love b--------- and... Etc >You have been banned fro r/whatever please suck our d---- to come back Redditors can't even handle entry-level banter, they're like the preschoolers of the internet.

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Blimey, blokey rebel blokes.... | /r/Greentext

File: 1321205442.jpg-(76 KB, 399x300, 1321143811349.jpg) Anonymous 11/13/11(Sun)12:30:42 No.363205897 >my face when Americans call chips "french fries" >my face when Americans call crisps "chips" >my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars" >my face when Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars" >my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks" >my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC" >my face when Americans call meat water "gravy" >my face when Americans call electro-rope "power cables" >my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "hamburger" >my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens" >my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs" >my face when Americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich" >my face when Americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards" >my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly" >my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator" >my face when Americans call forcey fun time "r---" >my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater" >my face when Americans call rickedy-pop a "gear shift" >my face when Americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie" >my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex" >my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver" >my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun" >my face when Americans call a ceiling-bright a "lightbulb" >my face when Americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a "ball" >my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake" >my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"
File: 1321205442.jpg-(76 KB, 399x300, 1321143811349.jpg) Anonymous 11/13/11(Sun)12:30:42 No.363205897 >my face when Americans call chips "french fries" >my face when Americans call crisps "chips" >my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars" >my face when Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars" >my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks" >my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC" >my face when Americans call meat water "gravy" >my face when Americans call electro-rope "power cables" >my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "hamburger" >my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens" >my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs" >my face when Americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich" >my face when Americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards" >my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly" >my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator" >my face when Americans call forcey fun time "r---" >my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater" >my face when Americans call rickedy-pop a "gear shift" >my face when Americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie" >my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex" >my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver" >my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun" >my face when Americans call a ceiling-bright a "lightbulb" >my face when Americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a "ball" >my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake" >my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 14:14:17 No.817176079 Quoted By: >>817176124 >>817176178 > On the train to London > Really need to fart > Starting to hurt a bit > Starting to hurt a lot View > Train shakes a little, want get up to go to the bathroom before I f------ burst > Don't get the chance, my sphincter can no longer take the strain > Manage to discreetly edge my buttcheeks apart, comes out slowly but silently > Pass gas for a Solid 60 seconds > Oh no > Oh god the f------ smell > People are looking at each other > It's really f------ bad. > enemyspotted.jpeg > A foreign smell impacts my nostrils > The dude opposite me is staring me right in the eyes > He f------ knows, and ripped one of his own > It's f------ on > Spread the cheeks a little wider, much as I dare > Push > Clearly and loudly s--- myself staring into the eyes of a complete stranger. What's your commute like/b/?
Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 14:14:17 No.817176079 Quoted By: >>817176124 >>817176178 > On the train to London > Really need to fart > Starting to hurt a bit > Starting to hurt a lot View > Train shakes a little, want get up to go to the bathroom before I f------ burst > Don't get the chance, my sphincter can no longer take the strain > Manage to discreetly edge my buttcheeks apart, comes out slowly but silently > Pass gas for a Solid 60 seconds > Oh no > Oh god the f------ smell > People are looking at each other > It's really f------ bad. > enemyspotted.jpeg > A foreign smell impacts my nostrils > The dude opposite me is staring me right in the eyes > He f------ knows, and ripped one of his own > It's f------ on > Spread the cheeks a little wider, much as I dare > Push > Clearly and loudly s--- myself staring into the eyes of a complete stranger. What's your commute like/b/?

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Anonymous 69906983 Πριν από 56 λεπ. I think I'm into femboys with vaginas, how do you call that? 1,1 MB PNG 6 REPLIES 2 IMAGES Anonymous 69906994 >>69906983 (OP) REPLY Πριν από 55 λεπ that's called a woman you dumb m-----------. you stupid f------ ape
Anonymous 69906983 Πριν από 56 λεπ. I think I'm into femboys with vaginas, how do you call that? 1,1 MB PNG 6 REPLIES 2 IMAGES Anonymous 69906994 >>69906983 (OP) REPLY Πριν από 55 λεπ that's called a woman you dumb m-----------. you stupid f------ ape

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Anon is a Regular | /r/Greentext

File: ALLHAILTHEKING.png (973 KB, 1142x1033) Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)20:18:00 No.2733514 ► >be me >strip club regular >get called a "beta cuck" LOL >they pay $100 for a dinner, I pay that much for a beej >really im an alpha chad >really im a sigma steve >arrive at strip club alone sigma style >been charging my chakras all month >that means ive been on nofap for those with the 'tism >yes im a strip club god because I LDK every time >respect to LapDanceKing82, but I today I plan to release my chakras in record time >I AM THE KING.jpg >*girl with a dump truck the size of shaq's flat screen tv walks up to me* >*calls me by my first name cuz im a regular* >"wanna go for a dance" cuz she knows i got sigma stacks of cash >go to the back rooms and the lapdance begins >2 minutes in I hit her with the Sigma Special >release my chakras in my condom that I arrived to the club wearing >audibly moan while I do it >"what just happened" she asks >"what do you mean" *getting nervous* >"something just happened" >"nothing happened!" *sweating profusely* >"so why do you already want to go" >"no reason" >*she starts grabbing my crotch* >im shifting and skeeting tryin to dodge >she searches for my peen harder >*wavedashes* >she yoinks my peen >*discovers my half chub* >*squeezes it hard* >The skibidi sauce starts flowing out my condom >"you're disusting, f--- you" >I pay for the dance plus tip >*leaves* >tfw I AM THE KING
File: ALLHAILTHEKING.png (973 KB, 1142x1033) Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)20:18:00 No.2733514 ► >be me >strip club regular >get called a "beta cuck" LOL >they pay $100 for a dinner, I pay that much for a beej >really im an alpha chad >really im a sigma steve >arrive at strip club alone sigma style >been charging my chakras all month >that means ive been on nofap for those with the 'tism >yes im a strip club god because I LDK every time >respect to LapDanceKing82, but I today I plan to release my chakras in record time >I AM THE KING.jpg >*girl with a dump truck the size of shaq's flat screen tv walks up to me* >*calls me by my first name cuz im a regular* >"wanna go for a dance" cuz she knows i got sigma stacks of cash >go to the back rooms and the lapdance begins >2 minutes in I hit her with the Sigma Special >release my chakras in my condom that I arrived to the club wearing >audibly moan while I do it >"what just happened" she asks >"what do you mean" *getting nervous* >"something just happened" >"nothing happened!" *sweating profusely* >"so why do you already want to go" >"no reason" >*she starts grabbing my crotch* >im shifting and skeeting tryin to dodge >she searches for my peen harder >*wavedashes* >she yoinks my peen >*discovers my half chub* >*squeezes it hard* >The skibidi sauce starts flowing out my condom >"you're disusting, f--- you" >I pay for the dance plus tip >*leaves* >tfw I AM THE KING

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4 KB JPG >be me HVAC student >SolidWorks session and im the only guy with pc knowledge >10 PCs but only 5 got the program, Get idea to help the clueless teacher >Torrent the thing and install it, s--- PCs but it works >exams week, the NPCs i study with dont even know how to create a new project and endup screwing the settings >Teacher calls me to fix the mess so he can continue doing the tests >Regedit.exe >get setting to default and mfkr is happy >get a 19/20 mark and says i dont have to take the exam Mfw picrel
4 KB JPG >be me HVAC student >SolidWorks session and im the only guy with pc knowledge >10 PCs but only 5 got the program, Get idea to help the clueless teacher >Torrent the thing and install it, s--- PCs but it works >exams week, the NPCs i study with dont even know how to create a new project and endup screwing the settings >Teacher calls me to fix the mess so he can continue doing the tests >Regedit.exe >get setting to default and mfkr is happy >get a 19/20 mark and says i dont have to take the exam Mfw picrel

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