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And don't you dare to bring up the Vatican City! | History Memes

San Marino is the only true successor to the Roman Empire CHANGE MY MIND

San Marino is the only true successor to the Roman Empire CHANGE MY MIND

Russians really thought they had the battle won. | History Memes

You may be cool, but are you "double-pistol french soldier facing russians at Crimea❞ cool?

You may be cool, but are you "double-pistol french soldier facing russians at Crimea❞ cool?

Ahmed Al-jazzar’s story is crazy | History Memes

Jazzar pasha made with mematic You sell yourself into slavery in the Ottoman Empire and become friends with your owner You gain favour with the mamluks and you become the governor of Acre You fight napoleon in battle and you surrender, but he executes your men anyway You fight napoleon in battle and you surrender, but he executes your men anyway A plague comes during the executions and causes the death of napoleon's troops

Jazzar pasha made with mematic You sell yourself into slavery in the Ottoman Empire and become friends with your owner You gain favour with the mamluks and you become the governor of Acre You fight napoleon in battle and you surrender, but he executes your men anyway You fight napoleon in battle and you surrender, but he executes your men anyway A plague comes during the executions and causes the death of napoleon's troops

And the award for the most random political victory in Ancient Rus goes to... Vseslav "The Witcher"! | History Memes

Get a cool ass nickname "The Witcher", Declare war on Novgorod and Kiev to establish Polotsk as a everyone thinks you are magic regional power YOU successfully conquer Novgorod and go south next Year later, Kiev citizens overthrow the princes and establish you as a new Prince of Rus You lost the battle and got captured by Kievan princes during peace talks

Get a cool ass nickname "The Witcher", Declare war on Novgorod and Kiev to establish Polotsk as a everyone thinks you are magic regional power YOU successfully conquer Novgorod and go south next Year later, Kiev citizens overthrow the princes and establish you as a new Prince of Rus You lost the battle and got captured by Kievan princes during peace talks

Your face when you promised a lot of money to a bunch of mercenaries and can't pay them. | History Memes

M hire crusaders to take Constantinople take the city and become emperor the treasury is empty the treasury is empty

M hire crusaders to take Constantinople take the city and become emperor the treasury is empty the treasury is empty

Proto-Soy vs. Chad meme | History Memes

ФОРВЕРТС ВЕСТНИК ФАЛЬШИВКА 5-летка 64 года НИКАКИЕ АТАКИ ВРАГОВ НЕ ОСТАНОВЯТ ПОБЕДНОЙ СТРОЙКИ СОЦИАЛИЗМА В НАШЕЙ СТРАНЕ Дени I DREW MYSELF AS THE CHAD AND ENEMIES OF THE STATE AS THE SOYJAKS.

ФОРВЕРТС ВЕСТНИК ФАЛЬШИВКА 5-летка 64 года НИКАКИЕ АТАКИ ВРАГОВ НЕ ОСТАНОВЯТ ПОБЕДНОЙ СТРОЙКИ СОЦИАЛИЗМА В НАШЕЙ СТРАНЕ Дени I DREW MYSELF AS THE CHAD AND ENEMIES OF THE STATE AS THE SOYJAKS.

It might be real... | History Memes

Coptic Nubian diplomat on the Mamluk Court: Shoutout to the Muslims that drink, smoke, and have s£x, but dont eat pork. Keepin it halal A

Coptic Nubian diplomat on the Mamluk Court: Shoutout to the Muslims that drink, smoke, and have s£x, but dont eat pork. Keepin it halal A

The real story of Big foot | History Memes

Bigfoot is REAL guys! It just Sasquatch in Indian folk tales Strange hermit hairy men

Bigfoot is REAL guys! It just Sasquatch in Indian folk tales Strange hermit hairy men

Shout-out to a real one | History Memes

KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THE FRENCH RESISTANCE U/FRENCHIEBO14

KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THE FRENCH RESISTANCE U/FRENCHIEBO14

So apparently modern Islamism exists in part because some incel didn't like other people having fun at a party | History Memes

"Baby, It's Cold Outside"-a song written by a Jewish composer that has become a secular Christmas anthem-played a small but crucial role in the rise of modern Islamic fundamentalism. Back in 1950, the Egyptian author and religious theorist Sayyid Qutb spent two years as an exchange student at a teacher's college in Greeley, Colorado. He was infuriated by many things about American life-people spent too much time taking care of their lawns, and it was impossible to get a decent haircut-but especially by a church dance where a pastor played Frank Loesser's Grammy-winning song on a gramophone: "To most people watching this dance, it would have been an innocent dance of happiness," documentary filmmaker Adam Curtis observes in his film, The Power of Nightmares. "But Qutb saw something else. The dancers in front of him were tragic lost souls. They believed they were "The dance hall convulsed to the tunes on the gramophone and was full of bounding feet and seductive legs," Qutb wrote later. "Arms circled waists, lips met lips, chests met chests, and the atmosphere was full of passion." When Qutb returned to Egypt, he was a changed man, determined to reject the West and embrace a purified version of Islam. As journalist Lawrence Wright wrote in the New Yorker: militant Muslim, and he came back to Egypt with the vision of an Islam that would throw off the vulgar influences of the West. Islamic The influential Egyptian ideologue Sayyid Qutb (1906-66) is credited with establishing the theoretical basis for radical Islamism in the post-colonial Sunni Muslim world. Lacking Qutb was an important source of influence to Ruhollah Khomeini and other Iranian Shia intellectuals leading up to the 1979 Iranian Revolution. One of Muhammad Qutb's students and later an ardent follower was Ayman Al-Zawahiri, who went on to become a member of the Egyptian Islamic Jihad [131] and later a mentor of Osama bin Laden and the second Emir of Al- Qaeda. [132] Zawahiri was first introduced to Qutb by his uncle and maternal family patriarch, Mafouz Azzam, who Though Islam gave him much peace and contentment, [38] he suffered from respiratory and other health problems throughout his life and was known for "his introvertedness, isolation, depression and concern." In appearance, he was "pale with sleepy eyes."[39] Qutb never married, in part because of his steadfast religious convictions. While the urban Egyptian society he lived in was becoming more Westernized, Qutb believed the Quran taught women that 'Men are the managers of women's affairs....[40] Qutb lamented to his readers that he was never able to find a woman of sufficient "moral purity and discretion" and had to reconcile himself to bachelorhood.[41] THEY DON'T KNOW THEY SHOULD BE FOLLOWING THE LAWS OF ISLAM

"Baby, It's Cold Outside"-a song written by a Jewish composer that has become a secular Christmas anthem-played a small but crucial role in the rise of modern Islamic fundamentalism. Back in 1950, the Egyptian author and religious theorist Sayyid Qutb spent two years as an exchange student at a teacher's college in Greeley, Colorado. He was infuriated by many things about American life-people spent too much time taking care of their lawns, and it was impossible to get a decent haircut-but especially by a church dance where a pastor played Frank Loesser's Grammy-winning song on a gramophone: "To most people watching this dance, it would have been an innocent dance of happiness," documentary filmmaker Adam Curtis observes in his film, The Power of Nightmares. "But Qutb saw something else. The dancers in front of him were tragic lost souls. They believed they were "The dance hall convulsed to the tunes on the gramophone and was full of bounding feet and seductive legs," Qutb wrote later. "Arms circled waists, lips met lips, chests met chests, and the atmosphere was full of passion." When Qutb returned to Egypt, he was a changed man, determined to reject the West and embrace a purified version of Islam. As journalist Lawrence Wright wrote in the New Yorker: militant Muslim, and he came back to Egypt with the vision of an Islam that would throw off the vulgar influences of the West. Islamic The influential Egyptian ideologue Sayyid Qutb (1906-66) is credited with establishing the theoretical basis for radical Islamism in the post-colonial Sunni Muslim world. Lacking Qutb was an important source of influence to Ruhollah Khomeini and other Iranian Shia intellectuals leading up to the 1979 Iranian Revolution. One of Muhammad Qutb's students and later an ardent follower was Ayman Al-Zawahiri, who went on to become a member of the Egyptian Islamic Jihad [131] and later a mentor of Osama bin Laden and the second Emir of Al- Qaeda. [132] Zawahiri was first introduced to Qutb by his uncle and maternal family patriarch, Mafouz Azzam, who Though Islam gave him much peace and contentment, [38] he suffered from respiratory and other health problems throughout his life and was known for "his introvertedness, isolation, depression and concern." In appearance, he was "pale with sleepy eyes."[39] Qutb never married, in part because of his steadfast religious convictions. While the urban Egyptian society he lived in was becoming more Westernized, Qutb believed the Quran taught women that 'Men are the managers of women's affairs....[40] Qutb lamented to his readers that he was never able to find a woman of sufficient "moral purity and discretion" and had to reconcile himself to bachelorhood.[41] THEY DON'T KNOW THEY SHOULD BE FOLLOWING THE LAWS OF ISLAM

How did I do? Would this solve the Middle East? | History Memes

Fun Task What do you think the borders of the Middle East should be? Don't be afraid to group people with no regard for history and ethnicity. It worked for the British and French! Invent new countries and create interesting and fresh conflicts! едура ane n Iraq IRAN (not saud arabia Yem en Its

Fun Task What do you think the borders of the Middle East should be? Don't be afraid to group people with no regard for history and ethnicity. It worked for the British and French! Invent new countries and create interesting and fresh conflicts! едура ane n Iraq IRAN (not saud arabia Yem en Its

Unfortunately, it didn't change much because they still had poll taxes and literacy tests | History Memes

Chief Justice White, a former Confederate soldier, writing the opinion that struck down racist grandfather clauses Civil rights activists who brought the case forward

Chief Justice White, a former Confederate soldier, writing the opinion that struck down racist grandfather clauses Civil rights activists who brought the case forward

The really short answer is: percussion caps | History Memes

LOUDER CROW OUDER CROWDER The Mexican- American war was the first modern war CHANGE MY MIND

LOUDER CROW OUDER CROWDER The Mexican- American war was the first modern war CHANGE MY MIND

Damn | History Memes

Her on first date: I hope he's cute Him on first date: ☆ Fun Task 運 What do you think the borders of the Middle East should be? Don't be afraid to group people with no regard for history and ethnicity. It worked for the British and French! Invent new countries and create interesting and fresh conflicts! Its

Her on first date: I hope he's cute Him on first date: ☆ Fun Task 運 What do you think the borders of the Middle East should be? Don't be afraid to group people with no regard for history and ethnicity. It worked for the British and French! Invent new countries and create interesting and fresh conflicts! Its

New World or Old World | History Memes

TH ICA you're literally using my language You sound funny lol estás literalmente usando mi idioma Suenas gracioso jajaja SOUTH AMERICA EUROPE AFRICA

TH ICA you're literally using my language You sound funny lol estás literalmente usando mi idioma Suenas gracioso jajaja SOUTH AMERICA EUROPE AFRICA

shiroyama | History Memes

SURRENDER! We have you out numbered 60 to 1 NO

SURRENDER! We have you out numbered 60 to 1 NO

I get Kazakhstan wasn't happy but you get the idea | History Memes

eastern bloc countries getting independence Russian Federation All of you, get out! B Except you, you stay. Kazakhstan (for 4 days)

eastern bloc countries getting independence Russian Federation All of you, get out! B Except you, you stay. Kazakhstan (for 4 days)

You’d be surprised | History Memes

r/shitposting u/Quetzalcoa.... 8h lives in a c-- dumpst... Open Note Test I Miss Natter #NatterlsLoveNatterlsLife yasmin @ycsm1n liv @_hiphoptalk how u gonna be on the wrong side of history while it's repeating itself like bro ur failing an open note test 10:42 PM 6/2/20 Twitter for iPhone 600 5:16 AM 2023-10-12 29.8K Views 349 Reposts 5 Quotes 1,742 Likes 34 Bookmarks 1,505 31 124

r/shitposting u/Quetzalcoa.... 8h lives in a c-- dumpst... Open Note Test I Miss Natter #NatterlsLoveNatterlsLife yasmin @ycsm1n liv @_hiphoptalk how u gonna be on the wrong side of history while it's repeating itself like bro ur failing an open note test 10:42 PM 6/2/20 Twitter for iPhone 600 5:16 AM 2023-10-12 29.8K Views 349 Reposts 5 Quotes 1,742 Likes 34 Bookmarks 1,505 31 124

Francisco Solano Lopez was the Napoleon of South America if he skipped all the victories and jumped straight to the multinational ass-whooping at the end | History Memes

POV: You're Francisco Solano Lopez of Paraguay 719 Brazil Little birdie told me you was chatting s--- Uruguay Come outside lil bro Argentina We ain't gon do nun swear now now now

POV: You're Francisco Solano Lopez of Paraguay 719 Brazil Little birdie told me you was chatting s--- Uruguay Come outside lil bro Argentina We ain't gon do nun swear now now now

Saddam really hated everyone huh | History Memes

"IRAN" "KURDISTAN❞ "uhm, Saddam this isn't how it works-" "ISRAEL"

"IRAN" "KURDISTAN❞ "uhm, Saddam this isn't how it works-" "ISRAEL"