I Just Left a Hipster Coffee Shop

I Just Left a Hipster Coffee Shop

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Updated Jan 23, 2019 at 04:22PM EST by Matt.

Added Jul 19, 2018 at 04:28PM EDT by Matt.

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I Just Left a Hipster Coffee Shop is a phrasal template based on a tweet stating that coffee shops that would typically be frequented by liberals have become meeting places for young conservatives. Following the tweet, people ended the phrase "I just left a hipster coffee shop" with absurd punchlines.

Origin

On July 16th, 2018, rightwing activist Jacob Wohl tweeted,[1] "I just a left a hipster coffee shop. It was packed with liberals, whispering amongst each other about what a commendable job President Trump did with Vladimir Putin this morning in Helsinki -- America is PROUD! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ" The post (shown below) received more than 930 retweets and 2,400 likes in three days.


Jacob Wohl @JacobAWohl @d% l just a left a hipster coffee shop. It was packed with liberals, whispering amongst each other about what a commendable job President Trump did with Vladimir Putin this morning in Helsinki - America is PROUD!


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Following the tweet, people began mocking Wohl and the assertion that Wohl had tweeted similar things in the past.[2] Twitter[3] user @SimonMaloy tweeted (shown below, left), "I just left a hipster coffee shop, it was packed with liberals, whispering amongst each other about how they like and RT all my tweets and think everyone who calls my feed 'a hot sewer pipe of putrescent offal' is a Russian agent."

Twitter user @Yair_Rosenberg posted[4] a screen capture of a number of Wohl's tweets about "hipster coffee shops" (shown below, center). They captioned the post, "The most likely explanation of these tweets is that the guy is making it all up. But I prefer to believe that there is a hipster coffee shop in his neighborhood where the customers hilariously conspire to con him into thinking they're Trump supporters every time he walks in."

Throughout the day, more users posted the phrase and mocked the original post.

On July 19th, The Daily Dot [5] published an article about the tweets.


I just left a hipster coffee shop, it was packed with liberals, whispering amongst each other about how they like and RT all my tweets and think everyone who calls my feed "a hot sewer pipe of putrescent offal" is a Russian agent The most likely explanation of these tweets is that the guy is making it all up. But I prefer to believe that there is a hipster coffee shop in his neighborhood where the customers hilariously conspire to con him into thinking they're Trump supporters every time he walks in. Jacob WohlJacobAWohl Jul 16 I just a left a hipster coffee shop. It was packed with liberals, whispering amongst each other about what a commendable job President Trump did with Vladimir Putin this morning in H elsinki America is PROUDI 300927 2.5K Jacob Wohl JacobAWohl May 10 Replying to @JacobAWohl @realDonaldTrump Even coffee-shop-hipster liberals are in awe at President Trump's diplomatic breakthroughs all around the world 403 11 2.4 Jacob Wohl@JacobAWohl Apr 20 Replying to @JacobAWohl @realDonaldTrump Even coffee shop hipster liberals are marveling at President Trump's success with North Korea 100 t 93 0644 Jacob Wohl@JacobAWohl Jan 12 I was in a hipster coffee shop (safe space) here in LA and the libs were whispering to each other how @realDonaldTrump is doing great for the economy, got them a raise at work and will definitely be re-elected in 2020 I was in a hipster coffee shop.... 2

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I was just in a "hipster" coffee shop and all the hipsters were whispering and I was all like NO ONE WHISPERS IN A COFFEE SHOP WHO ARE YOU FRAUDS My two-year-old parakeet Truthbomb just looked up at me and said, "Dear surrogate pa-pa, I am beginning to doubt the veracity of Jacob Wohl's hipster coffee shop tales." What a weird f-----' bird. I just left a hipster coffee shop. It was packed with people debating whether @JacobAWohl prefers to lick dog poop or cat vomit from trump's boots.
I just left a hipster coffee shop, all the liberals were whispering amongst themselves about Keyboard Cat I was at a hipster coffee shop (safe space) today and everyone was saying how gratefully they are that Betsy DeVos is making it impossible to prosecute predatory lenders because they love their student loan debt. all of this definitely happened Jacob wohl @JacobAWohl Jacob Wohl @JacobAWohl I was at Starbucks this morning and place was buzzing with talk from eve the most extreme liberals about how they can't wait to vote for President just a left a hipster coffee shop. I Trump in 2020 after seeing his packed with liberals, whisper unmatched negotiating skills on disp with Kim Jong Un 6/12/18, 9:36 AM amongst each other about what o commendable job President Trum with Vladimir Putin this Helsinki-America is PROUD| @realDonaldTrump is doing grea 7/16/18, 4:04 PM Jacob Wohl @JacobAWohl I was in a hipster coffee shop (sa space) here in LA and the libs we whispering to each other how the economy, got them a raise at and will definitely be re-elected i 1/12/18, 7:45 PM

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I just walked into a Hipster Coffee shop their all Lizard Demons who took off their human disguises, because they thought why would a god loving, male vitality chugging, water filter buying patriot would come into such a liberal hellhole. What they weren't expecting was my Minigun, now there are much less Lizard Demons in the world. – YOU ALL SHOULD BE PROUD!

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