I Just Left a Hipster Coffee Shop - Images
all of this definitely happened
I Just Left a Hipster Coffee Shop
I was at a hipster coffee shop (safe space) today and everyone was saying how gratefully they are that Betsy DeVos is making it impossible to prosecute predatory lenders because they love their student loan debt.
I Just Left a Hipster Coffee Shop
I just left a hipster coffee shop, all the liberals were whispering amongst themselves about Keyboard Cat
I Just Left a Hipster Coffee Shop
I just left a hipster coffee shop. It was packed with people debating whether @JacobAWohl prefers to lick dog poop or cat vomit from trump's boots.
I Just Left a Hipster Coffee Shop
My two-year-old parakeet Truthbomb just looked up at me and said, "Dear surrogate pa-pa, I am beginning to doubt the veracity of Jacob Wohl's hipster coffee shop tales." What a weird fuckin' bird.
I Just Left a Hipster Coffee Shop
I was just in a "hipster" coffee shop and all the hipsters were whispering and I was all like NO ONE WHISPERS IN A COFFEE SHOP WHO ARE YOU FRAUDS
I Just Left a Hipster Coffee Shop
I was in a hipster coffee shop....
I Just Left a Hipster Coffee Shop
The most likely explanation of these tweets is that the guy is making it all up. But I prefer to believe that there is a hipster coffee shop in his neighborhood where the customers hilariously conspire to con him into thinking they're Trump supporters ev
I Just Left a Hipster Coffee Shop
I just left a hipster coffee shop, it was packed with liberals, whispering amongst each other about how they like and RT all my tweets and think everyone who calls my feed "a hot sewer pipe of putrescent offal" is a Russian agent
I Just Left a Hipster Coffee Shop
I just a left a hipster coffee shop. It was packed with liberals, whispering amongst each other about what a commendable job President Trump did with Vladimir Putin this morning in Helsinki β America is PROUD! πΊπΈ
I Just Left a Hipster Coffee Shop