I Wipe My Ass, I Slap My Nuts

I Wipe My Ass, I Slap My Nuts

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I Wipe My Ass, I Slap My Nuts refers to a parody of the lyrics to the song "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons which originated as a text post on Tumblr and was later recreated in images and utilized in an audio remix that added lyrics to the original parody.


In the 2012 song "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons, the lyrics in the prechorus read:

I'm waking up to ash and dust
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust

In March of 2017, a text post originally written by Tumblr user butchgomezaddams spread, reading:

im waking up
to ash and dust
i wipe my brow and i slap my nuts

The original post is deleted. User samtchalla reblogged the post on March 17th, 2018.[1] It has gained over 71,000 notes (shown below).

butchgomezaddams im waking up to ash and dust i wipe my brow and i slap my nuts mar 17th with 71,855 notes


On April 21st iFunny user HiggsBoson[2] created an extended version of the lyrics which were used in a parody of the song that iFunny user MLPFun[3] posted on April 22nd, 2018 (Youtube backup shown below, left). The audio was used in a few more video parodies on YouTube, each utilizing different footage. Another edit by YouTuber Funee used footage from a WWE 2k game, gaining over 2,000 views (shown below, right).

The lyrics were also used in some image parodies. On June 25th, 2018, Facebook meme page Organically Grown Memes posted a parody that used the lyrics as dialogue options in Detroit: Become Human, gaining over 1,900 likes and reactions (shown below, left). A Spotify Playlist Message parody appeared on Imgur on June 24th (shown below, right).

A I'm waking up To ash and dust I wipe my ass X And I slap my nuts Slap my nuts SHUFFLE PLAY I'm Waking up Tim Flanders . I'm Waking Up To Ash and Dust If I May No Man's Land EXPLICIT Kendrick Lamar.i Wipe My Ass EXPLICIT Robyn Fly . Wipe My Ass and EXPLICIT EDEN. i think you think too much of me EXPLICIT Kendrick Lamar.i Slap My Nutz - Tone Mix 1 IX

Various Examples

im Waking Up, to Ash and dust I wipe my ASS and i slAp my nUtS Such a thiccc boi Not Delivered Today 07:46 I'm waking up Ash and dust I wipe my brow and I SLAP MY NUTS ELLIE Delivered Message Yes A S DFG HJ KL 123 space return Radioactive fierdin asked: im waking up (-ω-) zzZ tew ash and dust丶(·v·)/ i wipe my bw0w (つυς ) and i swap my nyuts、(>v<☆)ノ hi! hell is empty and all the devils are here #thank u for the ask hhhhhhhbfbg #ask

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External References

[1] Tumblr – samtchalla

[2] iFunny – HiggsBoson

[3] iFunny – MLPFun

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