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Fast and Furious

tefco value programmer @tef_ebooks Follow If I were an eight season franchise I would simply be about fast cars and the furious people who drive them 1:22 AM - 20 May 2019
tefco value programmer @tef_ebooks Follow If I were an eight season franchise I would simply be about fast cars and the furious people who drive them 1:22 AM - 20 May 2019

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Beat Em With Logic

Dr. Bennett Dump Following rangTNelson if someone threw a milkshake at me, I would simply tear off the breakaway suit I was wearing and then defeat them with logic 10:40 AM - 20 May 2019
Dr. Bennett Dump Following rangTNelson if someone threw a milkshake at me, I would simply tear off the breakaway suit I was wearing and then defeat them with logic 10:40 AM - 20 May 2019

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Fuck my subs

sarah schaer Follow @SJSchauer If I ever got big on YouTube and went on tour I would simply f--- my subscribers 9:46 PM 18 May 2019
sarah schaer Follow @SJSchauer If I ever got big on YouTube and went on tour I would simply f--- my subscribers 9:46 PM 18 May 2019

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Developing Nation

Vincent Bevins Follow) @Vinncent If I was a developing country I would simply get help from Washington do orthodox economics and automatically become rich. It's very strange that like 80% of the world is poor on purpose but hey to each his own 5:48 AM -12 May 2019
Vincent Bevins Follow) @Vinncent If I was a developing country I would simply get help from Washington do orthodox economics and automatically become rich. It's very strange that like 80% of the world is poor on purpose but hey to each his own 5:48 AM -12 May 2019

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Boobies

sarah schaer Followv @SJSchauer If I had big boobs I would simply display them for free drinks. 8:56 PM 13 May 2019
sarah schaer Followv @SJSchauer If I had big boobs I would simply display them for free drinks. 8:56 PM 13 May 2019

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Opposition Party

Lucy Valentine Follow @LucyXIV if I were the opposition party I would simply continue to put forth an unpopular candidate and ask 'how about now?' 9:11 PM 18 May 2019
Lucy Valentine Follow @LucyXIV if I were the opposition party I would simply continue to put forth an unpopular candidate and ask 'how about now?' 9:11 PM 18 May 2019

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Milkshake

luke oneil Following @lukeoneil47 If I were a nazi and the dreaded antifa tossed a milkshake at me l would simply unhinge my jaw and swallow it in mid flight. Free milkshake for me. 12:24 PM - 19 May 2019
luke oneil Following @lukeoneil47 If I were a nazi and the dreaded antifa tossed a milkshake at me l would simply unhinge my jaw and swallow it in mid flight. Free milkshake for me. 12:24 PM - 19 May 2019

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Game of Thrones

Moloch-André Fleury Follow @alex_navarro if I were the writers of Game of Thrones, I would simply write a conclusion that satisfied all of my audience's manifold hopes and projections 2:55 PM 13 May 2019
Moloch-André Fleury Follow @alex_navarro if I were the writers of Game of Thrones, I would simply write a conclusion that satisfied all of my audience's manifold hopes and projections 2:55 PM 13 May 2019

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Kavanaugh

raandy Following @randygdub if i was the republicans i would simply nominate a non-r----- to the supreme court instead 9:44 PM - 23 Sep 2018
raandy Following @randygdub if i was the republicans i would simply nominate a non-r----- to the supreme court instead 9:44 PM - 23 Sep 2018

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Serial Killer

Vote [1] Bill Shorten to put gamers... Follow @AynRandy if i was a detective trying to track down a serial killer i would simply get inside his head and use his own logic to catch him 7:49 AM-23 Oct 2017
Vote [1] Bill Shorten to put gamers... Follow @AynRandy if i was a detective trying to track down a serial killer i would simply get inside his head and use his own logic to catch him 7:49 AM-23 Oct 2017

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Rolling Pin

ringworm prawn_meat Follow if i was a fishwife in a 1940s cartoon and my ayabout husband came home drunk i would simply beat him with a rolling pin 9:21 PM-30 Aug 2017
ringworm prawn_meat Follow if i was a fishwife in a 1940s cartoon and my ayabout husband came home drunk i would simply beat him with a rolling pin 9:21 PM-30 Aug 2017

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Hang on a cliff

ringworm @prawn_meat Follow V if i fell off a cliff i would simply hold on to the edge with one hand until a friend could pull me to safety. it's not complicated. 2:03 AM-18 Mar 2017
ringworm @prawn_meat Follow V if i fell off a cliff i would simply hold on to the edge with one hand until a friend could pull me to safety. it's not complicated. 2:03 AM-18 Mar 2017

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Quicksand

ringworm @prawn_meat Follow if i ever fell in some quicksand i would simply thrash around until i was out. it's that simple. 6:58 AM-3 Jan 2017
ringworm @prawn_meat Follow if i ever fell in some quicksand i would simply thrash around until i was out. it's that simple. 6:58 AM-3 Jan 2017

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