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I Would Simply
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About
I Would Simply refers to a snowclone popular on Twitter in which a person presents a hypothetical problem then states "I would simply" perform an ostensibly simple solution that in actuality requires a great deal of effort.
Origin
On January 3rd, 2017, Twitter user @prawn_meat[1] tweeted "if i ever fell in some quicksand i would simply thrash around until i was out. it's that simple." The tweet gained over 35 retweets and 200 likes (shown below).
![Quicksand ringworm @prawn_meat Follow if i ever fell in some quicksand i would simply thrash around until i was out. it's that simple. 6:58 AM-3 Jan 2017](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/494/633/ff2.jpg)
Spread
Over the following months, @prawn_meat continued tweeting with the format. Popular examples include a March18th, 2017[2] post that gained over 70 retweets and 370 likes (shown below, left) and an August 30th tweet[3] that gained over 200 likes (shown below, right).
![Hang on a cliff ringworm @prawn_meat Follow V if i fell off a cliff i would simply hold on to the edge with one hand until a friend could pull me to safety. it's not complicated. 2:03 AM-18 Mar 2017](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/494/634/794.jpg)
![Rolling Pin ringworm prawn_meat Follow if i was a fishwife in a 1940s cartoon and my ayabout husband came home drunk i would simply beat him with a rolling pin 9:21 PM-30 Aug 2017](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/494/635/cd8.jpg)
The regularity of these tweets inspired others to take on the format. Others include an October 23rd, 2017 tweet by @aynrandy[4] that gained over 230 retweets and 2,300 likes (shown below, left). A September 23rd, 2018 @randygdub[5] tweet about Brett Kavanaugh's Supreme Court Nomination that gained over 2,600 retweets and 23,000 likes (shown below, right).
![Serial Killer Vote [1] Bill Shorten to put gamers... Follow @AynRandy if i was a detective trying to track down a serial killer i would simply get inside his head and use his own logic to catch him 7:49 AM-23 Oct 2017](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/494/636/7d8.jpg)
![Kavanaugh raandy Following @randygdub if i was the republicans i would simply nominate a non-r----- to the supreme court instead 9:44 PM - 23 Sep 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/494/637/abe.jpg)
As of May 2019, the format continues to be popular, particularly on Weird Twitter. On May 13th, user @alex_navarro[6] tweeted about the upcoming Game of Thrones finale, gaining over 1,600 retweets and 14,000 likes (shown below, left). On May 19th, user @lukeoneil47[7] tweeted about the recent Milkshake Throwing controversy, gaining over 330 likes (shown below, right).
![Game of Thrones Moloch-André Fleury Follow @alex_navarro if I were the writers of Game of Thrones, I would simply write a conclusion that satisfied all of my audience's manifold hopes and projections 2:55 PM 13 May 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/494/638/0c2.jpg)
![Milkshake luke oneil Following @lukeoneil47 If I were a nazi and the dreaded antifa tossed a milkshake at me l would simply unhinge my jaw and swallow it in mid flight. Free milkshake for me. 12:24 PM - 19 May 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/494/639/062.jpg)
Various Examples
![Opposition Party Lucy Valentine Follow @LucyXIV if I were the opposition party I would simply continue to put forth an unpopular candidate and ask 'how about now?' 9:11 PM 18 May 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/494/642/4da.jpg)
![Boobies sarah schaer Followv @SJSchauer If I had big boobs I would simply display them for free drinks. 8:56 PM 13 May 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/494/643/246.jpg)
![Developing Nation Vincent Bevins Follow) @Vinncent If I was a developing country I would simply get help from Washington do orthodox economics and automatically become rich. It's very strange that like 80% of the world is poor on purpose but hey to each his own 5:48 AM -12 May 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/494/647/24d.jpg)
![F--- my subs sarah schaer Follow @SJSchauer If I ever got big on YouTube and went on tour I would simply f--- my subscribers 9:46 PM 18 May 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/494/649/ab6.jpg)
![Beat Em With Logic Dr. Bennett Dump Following rangTNelson if someone threw a milkshake at me, I would simply tear off the breakaway suit I was wearing and then defeat them with logic 10:40 AM - 20 May 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/494/651/5ec.jpg)
![Fast and Furious tefco value programmer @tef_ebooks Follow If I were an eight season franchise I would simply be about fast cars and the furious people who drive them 1:22 AM - 20 May 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/494/653/081.jpg)
Search Interest
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External References
[1] Twitter – @prawn_meat
[2] Twitter – @prawn_meat
[3] Twitter – @prawn_meat
[6] Twitter – alex_navarro
[7] Twitter – Luke O Neil
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Steve
May 20, 2019 at 04:12PM EDT