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Medieval greek peasant GF

my brother killed Anthes for saying i have a fat arse. Do you think i have a fat arse? her back hurts but rarely complains .yeah, i dont think these Vandals will be returning anytime soon... wear your f------ coat, my love Medieval greek peasant gf you didnt marry me for my father's fields, did you Anonianus? praise Jesus! come to the church or father will kill you coughs its nothing, chill f------ slavs we may not be royalty, f------ seljuks but our house is a f------ latins castle! literally... do you fancy a new sword, my love? i killed that pirate the other day just for you! imay be illiterate but i learned how to write "i love you" j-just for you voyerism enthusiast* dies at the age of 28 due to miscarriage *Works so hard she forgets to shave down there* horny but shy MALAKA! take care of our daughter... my love...

my brother killed Anthes for saying i have a fat arse. Do you think i have a fat arse? her back hurts but rarely complains .yeah, i dont think these Vandals will be returning anytime soon... wear your f------ coat, my love Medieval greek peasant gf you didnt marry me for my father's fields, did you Anonianus? praise Jesus! come to the church or father will kill you coughs its nothing, chill f------ slavs we may not be royalty, f------ seljuks but our house is a f------ latins castle! literally... do you fancy a new sword, my love? i killed that pirate the other day just for you! imay be illiterate but i learned how to write "i love you" j-just for you voyerism enthusiast* dies at the age of 28 due to miscarriage *Works so hard she forgets to shave down there* horny but shy MALAKA! take care of our daughter... my love...

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Football Hooligan GF

football hooligan gf what the f--- are you looking at, anon? breaks bar stool over your head* wanna come shopping for DMs with me? *chants* millwall i bought us a meat pie each for dinner have you bought my season ticket yet babe?

football hooligan gf what the f--- are you looking at, anon? breaks bar stool over your head* wanna come shopping for DMs with me? *chants* millwall i bought us a meat pie each for dinner have you bought my season ticket yet babe?

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Australian GF

AUSTRALIAN GF Watch out for dropbears Let's go ride kangaroos Ol yeah nah Throw another shrimp on the barbie Why is the internet so slow Pass the VB I lost my bum bag Igot bit by a snake i'm dying Marmite? You mean Vegemite Are you a soft c--- or what mate

AUSTRALIAN GF Watch out for dropbears Let's go ride kangaroos Ol yeah nah Throw another shrimp on the barbie Why is the internet so slow Pass the VB I lost my bum bag Igot bit by a snake i'm dying Marmite? You mean Vegemite Are you a soft c--- or what mate

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Railgun GF

Is..... is that a frog keychain?... Its not like I like you or anything Stop calling me "bugzapper" Railgun GF Blushes angrily* want a free coke? My room mate is a r----- lesbian Avoid her *Biri Biri* Stop ignoring me Why didnt you respond to any of my texts, idiot fite me dammit You lost the penalty game, s you have to do whatever I say If anyone messes with you, I'll destroy them heh heh heh

Is..... is that a frog keychain?... Its not like I like you or anything Stop calling me "bugzapper" Railgun GF Blushes angrily* want a free coke? My room mate is a r----- lesbian Avoid her *Biri Biri* Stop ignoring me Why didnt you respond to any of my texts, idiot fite me dammit You lost the penalty game, s you have to do whatever I say If anyone messes with you, I'll destroy them heh heh heh

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Military GF

the military gf I'll clean your gun anon wake up anon , and fix your bed let's go on a patrol together anon at I love the smell of 0200 yo- napalm in the morning let's do our pt together anon it's time to report to HQ anon, let me escort you their I'll cover you anon, go find some cover How's that wound anon? You're fine? Gee you had me worried anon

the military gf I'll clean your gun anon wake up anon , and fix your bed let's go on a patrol together anon at I love the smell of 0200 yo- napalm in the morning let's do our pt together anon it's time to report to HQ anon, let me escort you their I'll cover you anon, go find some cover How's that wound anon? You're fine? Gee you had me worried anon

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Sharky Ginger GF

snarky ginger gf no wonder no other girl would take you woow, that's reaaal impressive if you ever leave me, i'll stalk you and make your you're doing it wrong, dummy you nerd dingus you tickle me again, i'll kill you life more idiot miserable than it jerk already is quit dropping things, you know that's where we keep the gravity why wouldn't you think i love you, loser? you'd look good in that dress i bet i can whip your ass in any game hahahahaha dont tease me, i know where you wanna watch this new anime with me, ya i can't believe that out of every live guy, you're the one i fall for weeb? *secretly has low self esteem

snarky ginger gf no wonder no other girl would take you woow, that's reaaal impressive if you ever leave me, i'll stalk you and make your you're doing it wrong, dummy you nerd dingus you tickle me again, i'll kill you life more idiot miserable than it jerk already is quit dropping things, you know that's where we keep the gravity why wouldn't you think i love you, loser? you'd look good in that dress i bet i can whip your ass in any game hahahahaha dont tease me, i know where you wanna watch this new anime with me, ya i can't believe that out of every live guy, you're the one i fall for weeb? *secretly has low self esteem

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Winter GF

Want some hot cocoa? What's your favorite Christmas Movie? Remember to bundle up. Got the sniffles? Here's a tissue. Do you know how to Ice Skate? Winter GF Let's keep close to stay warm. It's the most wonderful time of the year. Eek! Don't put ice down the back of my jacket! I got us matching Christmas Sweaters! It's too cold out. Can I stay here for the night? Could you put another log in the fire? Looks like a Blizzard is on its way. Is that mistletoe? Have you seen my other mitten? Walking in a Winter Wonderland. Chill out. Do you wanna build a snowman, Anon? Look! Reindeer! You're all I want for Christmas, Anon (Insert Ice Puns) Look at all the pretty Christmas Lights! Try to catch snowflakes on your tongue, its fun. Isn't Winter Beautiful (Salts Sidewalk) The cold never bothered me anyway

Want some hot cocoa? What's your favorite Christmas Movie? Remember to bundle up. Got the sniffles? Here's a tissue. Do you know how to Ice Skate? Winter GF Let's keep close to stay warm. It's the most wonderful time of the year. Eek! Don't put ice down the back of my jacket! I got us matching Christmas Sweaters! It's too cold out. Can I stay here for the night? Could you put another log in the fire? Looks like a Blizzard is on its way. Is that mistletoe? Have you seen my other mitten? Walking in a Winter Wonderland. Chill out. Do you wanna build a snowman, Anon? Look! Reindeer! You're all I want for Christmas, Anon (Insert Ice Puns) Look at all the pretty Christmas Lights! Try to catch snowflakes on your tongue, its fun. Isn't Winter Beautiful (Salts Sidewalk) The cold never bothered me anyway

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Ideal Khornate GF

"My blood is for the blood god, but my heart is only for you." Khornate cultist gf 'pokes you with shank "That girl you were looking at.... I will take her skull for the skull throne now." Hates witches 'stares at you with dead eyes Has a broken sword for a shank "Let's go axe shopping!" "Armor is for the weak. We will cuddle naked."

"My blood is for the blood god, but my heart is only for you." Khornate cultist gf 'pokes you with shank "That girl you were looking at.... I will take her skull for the skull throne now." Hates witches 'stares at you with dead eyes Has a broken sword for a shank "Let's go axe shopping!" "Armor is for the weak. We will cuddle naked."

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Hell Raven GF

Hell Raven GF unyuu? are you sure about being near with me? bird noises* im not bird brained im radioactive you know? ARNINGWÄRNIN

Hell Raven GF unyuu? are you sure about being near with me? bird noises* im not bird brained im radioactive you know? ARNINGWÄRNIN

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Claude Speed GF

CLAUDE SPEED GF gun shots feels betrayed* *jacks someones car*

CLAUDE SPEED GF gun shots feels betrayed* *jacks someones car*

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Pathetic gamer GF

it's so fun watching you play games! i drew you this picture i hope you like it i would cook all of your meals if you let me pathetic gamer gf let's make something together i wish i had friends to play the campaign i wrote can it be 'comfy movie and cuddle time' all the time ihaven't spoken to anyone but you in 2 weeks try this pastry before i eat it all please boost me in lol am i annoying or cute?

it's so fun watching you play games! i drew you this picture i hope you like it i would cook all of your meals if you let me pathetic gamer gf let's make something together i wish i had friends to play the campaign i wrote can it be 'comfy movie and cuddle time' all the time ihaven't spoken to anyone but you in 2 weeks try this pastry before i eat it all please boost me in lol am i annoying or cute?

Bullied scholgirl gf

SCHOOLGIRL BULLIED GF It is good eat with you, anon. I've always spend W-why you talking to me? the lunch time alone. are Somebody write bad things in my desk. AHHHH! I hate this! W-we? t-together? No, please, the people will laugh about we two C-can you say that i'm beautiful again? The other girls don't like me, and the boy... they make jokes about me every day You are not only my first lover... you are the first person who cares about me Since you began to help me, anon, my grades get better. HAHAHA! Math is easy when i'm with you *kiss* H-holding hands? In the courtyard? The people will see us! So *Crying* I hate this school! I hate everybody! I hate the teachers! I hate the people! I hate the class! I hate everything! The only good thing that happens to me was you... *hugs* ... please don't go! Anon, anon! They are pointing to us! *blushes* K-kiss? I-it's my first time..

SCHOOLGIRL BULLIED GF It is good eat with you, anon. I've always spend W-why you talking to me? the lunch time alone. are Somebody write bad things in my desk. AHHHH! I hate this! W-we? t-together? No, please, the people will laugh about we two C-can you say that i'm beautiful again? The other girls don't like me, and the boy... they make jokes about me every day You are not only my first lover... you are the first person who cares about me Since you began to help me, anon, my grades get better. HAHAHA! Math is easy when i'm with you *kiss* H-holding hands? In the courtyard? The people will see us! So *Crying* I hate this school! I hate everybody! I hate the teachers! I hate the people! I hate the class! I hate everything! The only good thing that happens to me was you... *hugs* ... please don't go! Anon, anon! They are pointing to us! *blushes* K-kiss? I-it's my first time..

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Celtic warrior teacher GF

CELTIC WARRIOR TEACHER GF MASTER LET'S 6O TRAIN HERE, TAKE A REST ON MY LAP GAE BOLG ALTERNATIVE WITH YOu I DONT FEEL LIKE WANTING TO DIE ANYMORE LET'S TURN YOu INTO THE FINEST WARRIOR COME HERE SO I CAN PAT YOUR HEAD BOND 10/10 PAT PAT

CELTIC WARRIOR TEACHER GF MASTER LET'S 6O TRAIN HERE, TAKE A REST ON MY LAP GAE BOLG ALTERNATIVE WITH YOu I DONT FEEL LIKE WANTING TO DIE ANYMORE LET'S TURN YOu INTO THE FINEST WARRIOR COME HERE SO I CAN PAT YOUR HEAD BOND 10/10 PAT PAT

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Roman Army GF

GO SPQR Centurion Legte Aquiter Loves evergbody praetorian Gladiator - PvP moir -Loyal is there fur you -strict - Competent will decimate you -will crucity you Super ich - 997. corrupt - 1007. an a------ will kick you down w her buddies - Supports everybody warior - Cares or her men -manage to get a O in team building - Loves rome - cute - Center of atenhon nega turrg Legio very basic very impartont Poster child Hastati Equtes -paid for her horse triari Velites -is young is poor espedts them -Shamelese veteron old - ired of your s--- - Jusl wants to ght Hs lonelyat the bock -generally rich Very poor -still tries her best never wins no one a lways flees - still selull to win very reliable -helps eeryone very sod inside IS

GO SPQR Centurion Legte Aquiter Loves evergbody praetorian Gladiator - PvP moir -Loyal is there fur you -strict - Competent will decimate you -will crucity you Super ich - 997. corrupt - 1007. an a------ will kick you down w her buddies - Supports everybody warior - Cares or her men -manage to get a O in team building - Loves rome - cute - Center of atenhon nega turrg Legio very basic very impartont Poster child Hastati Equtes -paid for her horse triari Velites -is young is poor espedts them -Shamelese veteron old - ired of your s--- - Jusl wants to ght Hs lonelyat the bock -generally rich Very poor -still tries her best never wins no one a lways flees - still selull to win very reliable -helps eeryone very sod inside IS

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Warsaw Pact GF

Wrsaw PaT GF Раэт 0-1 2-3 Soviet Union German Democratic Republic Socialist Republic of Romania -loves you almost -makes sure to grip the dong hard when firing away (on either her PM md. 65 or you) keeps you safe with the Gărzile Patriotice -wants to help bring up the population of her country as ordered by the party -likes to be independent; wary of how the Soviets invaded Hungary and Hungarian People's Republic -total tankie. -will whip you into proper form with Prussian-style doctrine makes sure to punish you hard for being a (former) kapitalistisches Schweinhund -stalks over you like the Stasi puts up protective anti-fascist barriers to protect you from the influence of surrounding reactionari es -sexy Strichtarn clothes will not ever let you leave her. -self-conscious about her father having much as Ceaușescu warmer thana bowl of conÁHKa, but won't hesitate to send you to the ryTar if she suspects you of disloyalty -helps her fellow socialist comrades in their struggles -wants to cuddle your face like -very loyal, but isn't into hardcore stuff like Stalinism and will try to leave if you force it on her -will eat anything with paprika on it -generally reserved, but aftera few glasses of pálinka she gets quite frisky -super fashionable M1949 camouflage gear -excellent at cooking, makes a hell of a bowl of goulash -supports socialism, but can't get the memories of '56 out of her head an yшанка -father fought in the Great Patriotic War, grandfather fought in the Russian Civil War very clingy, will go after you like Hungary if you ever try to leave her Czechoslovakia -strong follower of Marxism-Leninism but is more chill with the West and China than supported and fought for Nazis, more adamant about her socialist commitments others because of it. -seriously though, you can't leave. 8 People's Republic of Bulgaria pulls off a tan well wants to frolick in a bikini on the Czechoslovak Socialist Polish People's Republic People's Socialist Republic Republic heavy drinker -chill and laid back compared to others in the Pact -extra qt -extra loyal -poor but sexy hungry for your kielbasa lonely in her country after WW2 killed a s--- ton of Polish men of Albania -into the hardest stuff when it comes to Communism (and lovemaking) wants to do some kinky s--- to you in beaches of the Black Sea with you wants to cook you some sweet has weird guns, wants you to play with her strange toys with her gets harassed constantly by the Soviets and other Warsaw Pact countries the bunker outsi de her house pretty poor and has cheap ditzy s--- for weapons; makes up for it by having enough munitions to power generations of all-out guerrilla war against anyone who steps on shqiptar turf. халва -extremely Catholic despite living in an Eastern Bloc country -fan of rifle grenades on AK's -likes taking you on dates to the local bar mleczny and shopping queues. -wears Deszczyk camouflage that the GDR and Czechoslovakia ripped off of her -down to watch Czterej pancerni i pies and chill whenever -camouflage based off of German Splittermuster -f------ hates Turkey -thicc from lifelong diet of KHceio -lowkey everyone's bitch in the East Bloc, only Romania and Albania really feel bad for her. мляко -generally mild-mannere d, but the Thracian blood activates during sex, and she goes total sadist on you in bed. -sexually submissive -chugs down beer by the gallon -closet Westaboo -f------ hates Yugoslavia. will dump you in a heartbeat if she thinks you don't agree with her extremes or are a revisionist -closet Maoist

Wrsaw PaT GF Раэт 0-1 2-3 Soviet Union German Democratic Republic Socialist Republic of Romania -loves you almost -makes sure to grip the dong hard when firing away (on either her PM md. 65 or you) keeps you safe with the Gărzile Patriotice -wants to help bring up the population of her country as ordered by the party -likes to be independent; wary of how the Soviets invaded Hungary and Hungarian People's Republic -total tankie. -will whip you into proper form with Prussian-style doctrine makes sure to punish you hard for being a (former) kapitalistisches Schweinhund -stalks over you like the Stasi puts up protective anti-fascist barriers to protect you from the influence of surrounding reactionari es -sexy Strichtarn clothes will not ever let you leave her. -self-conscious about her father having much as Ceaușescu warmer thana bowl of conÁHKa, but won't hesitate to send you to the ryTar if she suspects you of disloyalty -helps her fellow socialist comrades in their struggles -wants to cuddle your face like -very loyal, but isn't into hardcore stuff like Stalinism and will try to leave if you force it on her -will eat anything with paprika on it -generally reserved, but aftera few glasses of pálinka she gets quite frisky -super fashionable M1949 camouflage gear -excellent at cooking, makes a hell of a bowl of goulash -supports socialism, but can't get the memories of '56 out of her head an yшанка -father fought in the Great Patriotic War, grandfather fought in the Russian Civil War very clingy, will go after you like Hungary if you ever try to leave her Czechoslovakia -strong follower of Marxism-Leninism but is more chill with the West and China than supported and fought for Nazis, more adamant about her socialist commitments others because of it. -seriously though, you can't leave. 8 People's Republic of Bulgaria pulls off a tan well wants to frolick in a bikini on the Czechoslovak Socialist Polish People's Republic People's Socialist Republic Republic heavy drinker -chill and laid back compared to others in the Pact -extra qt -extra loyal -poor but sexy hungry for your kielbasa lonely in her country after WW2 killed a s--- ton of Polish men of Albania -into the hardest stuff when it comes to Communism (and lovemaking) wants to do some kinky s--- to you in beaches of the Black Sea with you wants to cook you some sweet has weird guns, wants you to play with her strange toys with her gets harassed constantly by the Soviets and other Warsaw Pact countries the bunker outsi de her house pretty poor and has cheap ditzy s--- for weapons; makes up for it by having enough munitions to power generations of all-out guerrilla war against anyone who steps on shqiptar turf. халва -extremely Catholic despite living in an Eastern Bloc country -fan of rifle grenades on AK's -likes taking you on dates to the local bar mleczny and shopping queues. -wears Deszczyk camouflage that the GDR and Czechoslovakia ripped off of her -down to watch Czterej pancerni i pies and chill whenever -camouflage based off of German Splittermuster -f------ hates Turkey -thicc from lifelong diet of KHceio -lowkey everyone's bitch in the East Bloc, only Romania and Albania really feel bad for her. мляко -generally mild-mannere d, but the Thracian blood activates during sex, and she goes total sadist on you in bed. -sexually submissive -chugs down beer by the gallon -closet Westaboo -f------ hates Yugoslavia. will dump you in a heartbeat if she thinks you don't agree with her extremes or are a revisionist -closet Maoist

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Awkward Comfy GF

AWKWARD COMFY GF Thank you anon, I made this dress myself Thave several types of herbal tea I love reading facts about it Do you really like The Twilight Zone? We can watch it together if you I feel really warm when I'm with you want Warmer than when I'm wearing my scarf N-No I'm not pretty or I want to snuggle with you under the blankets and listen to that interesting at all, I'm really happy you like me album you played me the other day

AWKWARD COMFY GF Thank you anon, I made this dress myself Thave several types of herbal tea I love reading facts about it Do you really like The Twilight Zone? We can watch it together if you I feel really warm when I'm with you want Warmer than when I'm wearing my scarf N-No I'm not pretty or I want to snuggle with you under the blankets and listen to that interesting at all, I'm really happy you like me album you played me the other day

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Japanese 5/10 GF

JAPANESE 5/10 GF 175 cm? so much taller than all the guys, hehe おはようございます~ 13cm? -l can't let's go to uniqlo! take it oh? my old school uniform...? I made たこやき! おかえいり!

JAPANESE 5/10 GF 175 cm? so much taller than all the guys, hehe おはようございます~ 13cm? -l can't let's go to uniqlo! take it oh? my old school uniform...? I made たこやき! おかえいり!

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Gym GF

gym gf Lol, Chad was totally checking me out at the bench You're so cute when you get jealous. Hey, throw me a bottle Come on bro-I mean babe, you Nah, we can't cuddle, gotta eat big to get big I'm all sweaty. Well I guess we CAN Did you drink your Pervert. protein shakes today? Do you think those squats You're so lazy anon. are having any effect? Maybe you need a tongue workout; Guys are lucky cuz no titsweat Let's go jogging after we hit the gym, kay?

gym gf Lol, Chad was totally checking me out at the bench You're so cute when you get jealous. Hey, throw me a bottle Come on bro-I mean babe, you Nah, we can't cuddle, gotta eat big to get big I'm all sweaty. Well I guess we CAN Did you drink your Pervert. protein shakes today? Do you think those squats You're so lazy anon. are having any effect? Maybe you need a tongue workout; Guys are lucky cuz no titsweat Let's go jogging after we hit the gym, kay?

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Tomboy GF 2

Why are other girls so mean? S-Stop! I'm not cute! Y-You want to lick my abs? But I'm all sweaty and gross... Hey anon, wanna go to the gym with me? Why do you keep staring at me and smiling? I'm not used to this... Tomboy GF (You worry about her if she trips or something) "What? You're so weird.. *blush* (You trip or something) "PFFFTHAH AHAHA YOU F------ DUMBASS!" -Is it gross that I'm more toned than normal girls? I'm so glad that I can turn you on even though I'm not very girly (Wants to tell you she loves you but can't get the words to come out) @PPPPOTS Want to see my knife collection? I'm uncomfortable in this dress, but if it makes you happy, anon...

Why are other girls so mean? S-Stop! I'm not cute! Y-You want to lick my abs? But I'm all sweaty and gross... Hey anon, wanna go to the gym with me? Why do you keep staring at me and smiling? I'm not used to this... Tomboy GF (You worry about her if she trips or something) "What? You're so weird.. *blush* (You trip or something) "PFFFTHAH AHAHA YOU F------ DUMBASS!" -Is it gross that I'm more toned than normal girls? I'm so glad that I can turn you on even though I'm not very girly (Wants to tell you she loves you but can't get the words to come out) @PPPPOTS Want to see my knife collection? I'm uncomfortable in this dress, but if it makes you happy, anon...

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Bassist in your band GF

What do you think of these chord changes, Anon? *C #, F # / C # , Bb/D, C# I like my bass like I like my man: tall and curvy I think playing an inversion here would sound better than the root all the time... Bassist in your band gf All this rumbling is making me wet... Should I turn down? I don't want to overpower your I love getting into the groove with you awesome guitar playing! Do you think this sounds better picked or fingered? I-I didn't mean m-me... Turn up the bass? F--- yea Oh, play that chord again, it sounds great with my big, fat D's I wasn't talking about my boobs! Turn up the tempo, Anon, I wanna nail this part fast and rough Just like I'll do to you later I just put new strings on, Anon, come and finger them I bought some extra thicc strings too

What do you think of these chord changes, Anon? *C #, F # / C # , Bb/D, C# I like my bass like I like my man: tall and curvy I think playing an inversion here would sound better than the root all the time... Bassist in your band gf All this rumbling is making me wet... Should I turn down? I don't want to overpower your I love getting into the groove with you awesome guitar playing! Do you think this sounds better picked or fingered? I-I didn't mean m-me... Turn up the bass? F--- yea Oh, play that chord again, it sounds great with my big, fat D's I wasn't talking about my boobs! Turn up the tempo, Anon, I wanna nail this part fast and rough Just like I'll do to you later I just put new strings on, Anon, come and finger them I bought some extra thicc strings too

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