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Eternal Anglo GF

@J. The Perverted Summoner eternal anglo GF why yes, I would bring back the Commonwealth. how could you tell? coffee? anon please only tea and blood for me jolly good day, chavs! lush time we're having, eh? let us read some books about modernism and ANALytical philosophy what a noice day to be a pure-blooded ANGLO-saxon that's so manky, anon! fufu ooh try some blood, will ya?! it's straight from the refinery! next trip we'll go to the Falklands Hong Kong also would be nice blimey! let us talk about the glory of the ANGL- ehm... BRITISH Empire! want to watch the Bombing of Dresden with me, anon? I got the popcorn! 'ate the micks 'ate the yanks 'ate the french 'ate the scots 'ate the welsh 'ate the poles the cameras everywhere and internet police are of vital help. we are just improving ourselves 'ate the krauts simple as *british grenadiers fife and drum plays whenever she walks in* you think the "Eternal Anglo" is just a meme, anon? ha! in what language are you reading this, right now?

@J. The Perverted Summoner eternal anglo GF why yes, I would bring back the Commonwealth. how could you tell? coffee? anon please only tea and blood for me jolly good day, chavs! lush time we're having, eh? let us read some books about modernism and ANALytical philosophy what a noice day to be a pure-blooded ANGLO-saxon that's so manky, anon! fufu ooh try some blood, will ya?! it's straight from the refinery! next trip we'll go to the Falklands Hong Kong also would be nice blimey! let us talk about the glory of the ANGL- ehm... BRITISH Empire! want to watch the Bombing of Dresden with me, anon? I got the popcorn! 'ate the micks 'ate the yanks 'ate the french 'ate the scots 'ate the welsh 'ate the poles the cameras everywhere and internet police are of vital help. we are just improving ourselves 'ate the krauts simple as *british grenadiers fife and drum plays whenever she walks in* you think the "Eternal Anglo" is just a meme, anon? ha! in what language are you reading this, right now?

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Simp Radfem BF

SIMP RADFEM BF Compares self to incels and pornaddicts to feel superior Wife/GF easily guilt trips him into taking the strap Pretends to hate geek culture to appeal to people who hate his guts Mommy issues Stays in relationship where he's romantically/sexually unfulfilled Secret bimbofication/stepfordization fetish Deserves it for dating a political lesbian Insufferably smug despite having the self esteem of an anorexic with no limbs Associates with legit sexual predators despite virtue signaling against them Claims to be sex positive despite thinking even vanilla sex is oppresive Accuses every woman he meets of having internalized misogyny despite feeling guilty about his d--- Refuses to admit any faults with far left extremism despite the fact he spends his whole life walking on eggshells

SIMP RADFEM BF Compares self to incels and pornaddicts to feel superior Wife/GF easily guilt trips him into taking the strap Pretends to hate geek culture to appeal to people who hate his guts Mommy issues Stays in relationship where he's romantically/sexually unfulfilled Secret bimbofication/stepfordization fetish Deserves it for dating a political lesbian Insufferably smug despite having the self esteem of an anorexic with no limbs Associates with legit sexual predators despite virtue signaling against them Claims to be sex positive despite thinking even vanilla sex is oppresive Accuses every woman he meets of having internalized misogyny despite feeling guilty about his d--- Refuses to admit any faults with far left extremism despite the fact he spends his whole life walking on eggshells

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Ideal Futurist Accelerationist GF

FUTURIST ACCELERATIONIST GF It's just a social experiment bro PULL THE LEVER ANON! Wanna watch SFIA w/ me anon? Lets go stargazing (it inspires me) DOWN THE SLIPPERY SLOPE WE GO! My love for you is overflowing. Why contain it? No code of ethics can keep us apart! you wanna be a test subject for my genetic experiments anon? I see a bright future for us anon, and I wanna get there ASAP! I genetically engineered myself into a catgirl LOL (don't worry il keep it ethical if you're involved) I want to live with you (on mars) *maniacal laughter*

FUTURIST ACCELERATIONIST GF It's just a social experiment bro PULL THE LEVER ANON! Wanna watch SFIA w/ me anon? Lets go stargazing (it inspires me) DOWN THE SLIPPERY SLOPE WE GO! My love for you is overflowing. Why contain it? No code of ethics can keep us apart! you wanna be a test subject for my genetic experiments anon? I see a bright future for us anon, and I wanna get there ASAP! I genetically engineered myself into a catgirl LOL (don't worry il keep it ethical if you're involved) I want to live with you (on mars) *maniacal laughter*

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Robot Maid GF

@J. The Perverted Summoner BOBOT MAID GF welcome back home, master anon. did you have a nice day at work? chores of the day completed. I shall remain in standby. new word added to the vocabulary. now researching for the meaning of the word "thot"! pets fed. laundry washed. awaiting for instructions. I do not require a remote to be deactivated. only for physical contact on the control area I apologize, master anon. But I do not have "girlfriend mode" installed. If requested, I will buy you a model with those assets Not there, higher. Not there, higher. Not there, higher. what are we going to do on the bed, master anon? =3 downloading KinkPro™ now. TM I have not seen the mistress in a long time, master anon. What happened to her? I possess thousands of food recipes. chicken tenders do not seem like a wise choice to eat for 5 consecutive days the young master has a habit of getting physical with me when I am requsted to help with his homework. dare I you do not need to thank me. I am only performing my duty. say "like father, like son"?

@J. The Perverted Summoner BOBOT MAID GF welcome back home, master anon. did you have a nice day at work? chores of the day completed. I shall remain in standby. new word added to the vocabulary. now researching for the meaning of the word "thot"! pets fed. laundry washed. awaiting for instructions. I do not require a remote to be deactivated. only for physical contact on the control area I apologize, master anon. But I do not have "girlfriend mode" installed. If requested, I will buy you a model with those assets Not there, higher. Not there, higher. Not there, higher. what are we going to do on the bed, master anon? =3 downloading KinkPro™ now. TM I have not seen the mistress in a long time, master anon. What happened to her? I possess thousands of food recipes. chicken tenders do not seem like a wise choice to eat for 5 consecutive days the young master has a habit of getting physical with me when I am requsted to help with his homework. dare I you do not need to thank me. I am only performing my duty. say "like father, like son"?

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Shy Gassy GF

Shy Gassy GF "Jeez, I hope he doesn't smell the Huh? W-what smell? I smell nothing one I just ripped" I swear it was my shoe! "I shouldn't had that lunch today" May I use your restroom? Finally, I'm home alone *BRAAAAAAAP" "Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it" *Clenches butt- cheeks to avoid *Laughs loudly to cover fart" farting" "I really should go to the bahtroom" That was the chair, look! *fails to replicate sound*

Shy Gassy GF "Jeez, I hope he doesn't smell the Huh? W-what smell? I smell nothing one I just ripped" I swear it was my shoe! "I shouldn't had that lunch today" May I use your restroom? Finally, I'm home alone *BRAAAAAAAP" "Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it" *Clenches butt- cheeks to avoid *Laughs loudly to cover fart" farting" "I really should go to the bahtroom" That was the chair, look! *fails to replicate sound*

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Armchair Marxist/Champagne Commie GF "I feel like the hammer tonight. You be the sickle, comrade." Lives in cushy Western democracy. Never stepped foot in a communist country. Closet capitalist pig. Only dates guys with money and has comfy standard of living. "Let's go tear down some imperialist statues!" Would probably be purged as a "kulak" in an "Russia and China did nothing wrong. It's all 'Murican propaganda anyway." %24 actual Marxist revolution. "The worldwide Marxist revolution is upon us! Any day now..." %24

Armchair Marxist/Champagne Commie GF "I feel like the hammer tonight. You be the sickle, comrade." Lives in cushy Western democracy. Never stepped foot in a communist country. Closet capitalist pig. Only dates guys with money and has comfy standard of living. "Let's go tear down some imperialist statues!" Would probably be purged as a "kulak" in an "Russia and China did nothing wrong. It's all 'Murican propaganda anyway." %24 actual Marxist revolution. "The worldwide Marxist revolution is upon us! Any day now..." %24

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Wish I Could Find Me One of These Girls...............

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Draenei GF

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tomb raider gf

tomb raider gf goes on an adventure pyramid t--- owns a manor not your average everyday archeologist is a millionare fights with dual pistols fights against dinosaurs and gorillas finds her dead mom butler in the fridge

tomb raider gf goes on an adventure pyramid t--- owns a manor not your average everyday archeologist is a millionare fights with dual pistols fights against dinosaurs and gorillas finds her dead mom butler in the fridge

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puyo puyo gf

puyo puyo gf also owns kirby's competes in a game of avalanche and puyo puyo dr robotnik's mean bean machine fights against the dark prince good influence collects all puyos esports champion

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Anchor Arms GF

Anchor Arms GF I can make them Wha-? Anchor Toss? bigger for you~ Anon wait! Big, aren't they? I'm no wimp! I'm a jerk! *blows into her arms* Oh Anon.. *flexes her arms into words* I LOVE Do you love me even more now? YOU! ot>

Anchor Arms GF I can make them Wha-? Anchor Toss? bigger for you~ Anon wait! Big, aren't they? I'm no wimp! I'm a jerk! *blows into her arms* Oh Anon.. *flexes her arms into words* I LOVE Do you love me even more now? YOU! ot>

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School Shooter GF

School Shooter GF "Let's kill those damn jocks, Really weird kinks, mostly BDSM but makes you the bottom Unkept hair, smells bad anon!" "Wanna watch Only not quiet around you the Columbine footage again?" Knows more Hates every about guns than you social group "You're You're her different, Anon..." only friend Never seen On the verge of snapping every day without a hoodie "Those w----- that ignored you will regret it." "Can we just... cuddle at your house again?" Pale "Help me do it, Anon." Undiagnosed schizophrenic

School Shooter GF "Let's kill those damn jocks, Really weird kinks, mostly BDSM but makes you the bottom Unkept hair, smells bad anon!" "Wanna watch Only not quiet around you the Columbine footage again?" Knows more Hates every about guns than you social group "You're You're her different, Anon..." only friend Never seen On the verge of snapping every day without a hoodie "Those w----- that ignored you will regret it." "Can we just... cuddle at your house again?" Pale "Help me do it, Anon." Undiagnosed schizophrenic

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Wolf GF

wolf gf можно погладить за ушком слабее льва слабее тигра в цирке не выступает кусает за бочок Дунешь с ней- слетит крыша в постели - бабушка Иногда ведёт себя как коза

wolf gf можно погладить за ушком слабее льва слабее тигра в цирке не выступает кусает за бочок Дунешь с ней- слетит крыша в постели - бабушка Иногда ведёт себя как коза

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Dyson Sphere GF

Oh, and do not try to cheat on me with one of those Matrioska Brains, or I could shot you some deadly solar rays. Wanna do some Starlifting together? I can understand you feel a little too hot near me, anon... Dyson Sphere GF You're my little sunny, anon, and I will protect you always I am useful to your civilization, right anon? >tfw you are made of Mercury and Venus I know im not a solid sphere like those in the TV, but those are just idealistic fantasies. Uh? Yeah, a few civilizations have noticed me. Are you jealous about it? *Shines in infrared* Did you liked my cameo in Half Life 2 episode 3? You dont have to worry about electricity bills, I can provide you with Infinite Energy! I seriously did a breathtaking performance...

Oh, and do not try to cheat on me with one of those Matrioska Brains, or I could shot you some deadly solar rays. Wanna do some Starlifting together? I can understand you feel a little too hot near me, anon... Dyson Sphere GF You're my little sunny, anon, and I will protect you always I am useful to your civilization, right anon? >tfw you are made of Mercury and Venus I know im not a solid sphere like those in the TV, but those are just idealistic fantasies. Uh? Yeah, a few civilizations have noticed me. Are you jealous about it? *Shines in infrared* Did you liked my cameo in Half Life 2 episode 3? You dont have to worry about electricity bills, I can provide you with Infinite Energy! I seriously did a breathtaking performance...

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girlfriend gf she is a your romantic and/or sexual interest you love her you like spending time with her She likes spending time with you she loves you

girlfriend gf she is a your romantic and/or sexual interest you love her you like spending time with her She likes spending time with you she loves you

Skater Tomboy GF

HALO KSHO tomboy gf HALOOWL -steals your hoodies -childhood friend -Could beat you up then beat yoи off -will arm wrestle you -tough -Wears your clothes -probably a top

HALO KSHO tomboy gf HALOOWL -steals your hoodies -childhood friend -Could beat you up then beat yoи off -will arm wrestle you -tough -Wears your clothes -probably a top

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The Chad GF

@J. The Perverted Summoner THE CHAD GF overly masculine and overly feminine at the same time her parents simply named her "Chad" after they witnessed her striding in the womb her natural hair defy every law of gravity eternally smug smile physically impossible to avoid eye contact with her doesn't have a nose and clearly doesn't need one her noodle-arms are shapely toned "you don't think these clothes make me stand out, do you? ;^)" huge 4-fingered hands are always ready to grab the big d---- in her path OUCH! "slouched" back is actually just her massive ass serving the purpose of the spine unbreakable super-tight miniskirt doesn't limit her movements at all "hey anon, wanna play ball? I'll f------ destroy you Imao" absurd proportions leave everybody in awe when she shows up "it's okay if I'm the one on top again tonight, right? :3" sex-hunts proud Virgins only to eliminate the "Virgin" label from the face of the Earth fashionable shoes stolen directly from a Stacy that she beat up

@J. The Perverted Summoner THE CHAD GF overly masculine and overly feminine at the same time her parents simply named her "Chad" after they witnessed her striding in the womb her natural hair defy every law of gravity eternally smug smile physically impossible to avoid eye contact with her doesn't have a nose and clearly doesn't need one her noodle-arms are shapely toned "you don't think these clothes make me stand out, do you? ;^)" huge 4-fingered hands are always ready to grab the big d---- in her path OUCH! "slouched" back is actually just her massive ass serving the purpose of the spine unbreakable super-tight miniskirt doesn't limit her movements at all "hey anon, wanna play ball? I'll f------ destroy you Imao" absurd proportions leave everybody in awe when she shows up "it's okay if I'm the one on top again tonight, right? :3" sex-hunts proud Virgins only to eliminate the "Virgin" label from the face of the Earth fashionable shoes stolen directly from a Stacy that she beat up

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INTP Boyfriend

"drops a hobby two days after getting into it "becomes insecure and frustrated when reading about history's greatest geniuses "that doesn't make sense" "I feel like "I got a call from someone who isn't my mom, what should I do?" a fraud" "can communicate with a computer in five different languages but can't talk to a girl "I should work on my backlog" "constantly overthinks everything to the point of complete deconstruction, but never gets any useful insight from it "sorry" "has incredibly low self esteem yet at the same time feels superior to other people "do you think I'm mistyped?" "Why? There's nothing that requires me to go outside today." "Did you know (fact about some obscure subject nobody gives a s--- about)?" "Camus was a great writer but absurdism is stupid" or maybe not.. let me ponder this for half an hour and come to no meaningful conclusion whatsoever "hey look I wrote a small book about a fictional planet with its own species, cultures, geopolitics and ecosystems" it's inconsistent though so l'll start over "what do you mean escapism isn't healthy?" "acts pure but has a 10GB hentai stash and twenty /d/ tabs pinned" "alternates between impressive eloquence and being a stuttering, mumbling weirdo "should I order an onahole?" INTP bf isn't actualy anyone's bf "displays of affection seem really unnatural, how do people do it?" "I wish I could live in a cabin in the wilderness but without having to practice survival skills" "is too polite to everyone "it's 5AM why am I still awake" "walks manually "I don't understand myself." "indifferent towards everyone around him, but likes humanity as an abstract concept "still can't figure out what ideology he subscribes to after eighteen years of introspection, changes his stance every two weeks* "spends six consecutive hours listening to movie soundtracks and staring at his screen while daydreaming" *smiles uncontrollably at an inappropriate moment" "I often feel lonely but at the same time | want people to leave me the f--- alone" "How much work will it take to keep my GPA just high enough to pass?" oh well whatever happens happens

"drops a hobby two days after getting into it "becomes insecure and frustrated when reading about history's greatest geniuses "that doesn't make sense" "I feel like "I got a call from someone who isn't my mom, what should I do?" a fraud" "can communicate with a computer in five different languages but can't talk to a girl "I should work on my backlog" "constantly overthinks everything to the point of complete deconstruction, but never gets any useful insight from it "sorry" "has incredibly low self esteem yet at the same time feels superior to other people "do you think I'm mistyped?" "Why? There's nothing that requires me to go outside today." "Did you know (fact about some obscure subject nobody gives a s--- about)?" "Camus was a great writer but absurdism is stupid" or maybe not.. let me ponder this for half an hour and come to no meaningful conclusion whatsoever "hey look I wrote a small book about a fictional planet with its own species, cultures, geopolitics and ecosystems" it's inconsistent though so l'll start over "what do you mean escapism isn't healthy?" "acts pure but has a 10GB hentai stash and twenty /d/ tabs pinned" "alternates between impressive eloquence and being a stuttering, mumbling weirdo "should I order an onahole?" INTP bf isn't actualy anyone's bf "displays of affection seem really unnatural, how do people do it?" "I wish I could live in a cabin in the wilderness but without having to practice survival skills" "is too polite to everyone "it's 5AM why am I still awake" "walks manually "I don't understand myself." "indifferent towards everyone around him, but likes humanity as an abstract concept "still can't figure out what ideology he subscribes to after eighteen years of introspection, changes his stance every two weeks* "spends six consecutive hours listening to movie soundtracks and staring at his screen while daydreaming" *smiles uncontrollably at an inappropriate moment" "I often feel lonely but at the same time | want people to leave me the f--- alone" "How much work will it take to keep my GPA just high enough to pass?" oh well whatever happens happens

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Draka GF

DRAKA GF Want to help me fufill my duty to the race? Do you want to watch me conquer eurasia? You're cute, for a bushmen at least Do you like my new serf? the other one tried to escape, TRIED. You want to be with me? Well I could always use more janissarries! I bet I can do more pushups than you:3 When this war is over I'm taking you home. I'll keep you safe, after all nobody hurts my property! Do you love me? If not we can fix that with surgery. All my serfs say I make the best cookies Can I tattoo my name on your head? Would you like to see my plantation? No really I insist Thank the nonexistant gods that we met before your country was nuked.

DRAKA GF Want to help me fufill my duty to the race? Do you want to watch me conquer eurasia? You're cute, for a bushmen at least Do you like my new serf? the other one tried to escape, TRIED. You want to be with me? Well I could always use more janissarries! I bet I can do more pushups than you:3 When this war is over I'm taking you home. I'll keep you safe, after all nobody hurts my property! Do you love me? If not we can fix that with surgery. All my serfs say I make the best cookies Can I tattoo my name on your head? Would you like to see my plantation? No really I insist Thank the nonexistant gods that we met before your country was nuked.

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Quiet / Shy GF

- S-sorry GF - TИХОНЯ/СТЕСИЯШКА - No, let's not go to that stupid party - Anon, buy me an ice cream? *Little height and a bit childish face *Often apologizes for something she isn't blame in* It's rude to ask a girl's age... No, I'm not ten *She mentally hates the whole world (except you)* years old >: *Likes to read, tea, cats and you* - Sorry for concern - Sorry

- S-sorry GF - TИХОНЯ/СТЕСИЯШКА - No, let's not go to that stupid party - Anon, buy me an ice cream? *Little height and a bit childish face *Often apologizes for something she isn't blame in* It's rude to ask a girl's age... No, I'm not ten *She mentally hates the whole world (except you)* years old >: *Likes to read, tea, cats and you* - Sorry for concern - Sorry

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