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Xeno GF N° 27-T Class: Tyranid Genetic experiment Order: Gauиnt approved by: redacted Is pretty smol Loves it when you feed her. "Rawr" Wakes you every morning with ferocious snuggling. Is fiercely loyal. ALW A, "Your Ex went missing?How *Burp* strange!" Loves to be petted. Will adapt to be your perfect GF. Wants your 25 * "gene-seed".

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Mechanicus GF N°76 Techpriestess Ava 293 "My work performance increases by 7.453% when you're in close proximity to me, squishy meatbag." "Why are you staring at my coolant reservoirs?" "I've got your nose!... And I'm going to replace it with a superior bionic!" Claims to " repair" your machines, but all she does is smack them and call them "lazy pieces of shit". MITENSS Mittens: Destroyer of vermins "I made a power shovel for you." CAUTION КЕЕР HANDS Runs on C++, OUT OF TECHPRIESTESS Has 12 petabytes of toaster pics. May secretly/forcefully replace your organs with bionics. by TechmagusKhobotov

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- don't tempt fate - wears resiliant booty shorts pear bbw gf - ruins chairs doorframes are a challenge

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"HAHA SUCK MY DICK" darkskin big tidi buff gf "you wanna lick my sweat? go ahead lol" "man up bro" "dope!" likes her abs licked unironically says "dude" or "bro" "YO00" sleeps in your boxers without asking "you gonna eat that?" "sup" *burps loudly* "haha im stronger than you xd" hates anything with a skirt "ur gay" "do these pants make sometimes angry for "nyehehe" my ass look big?" no reason "so what i smell? you gonna cry about it?" *punches your gut* "aw, dont be a wimp!" can eat for hours "nerd" "chyeah, dude" *crushes your skull with thighs* never shaves "manners? is that food?" eats messy even in public *snores* brags about how big "bet you cant do 100 her boobs are push-ups fam" *repeatedly punches your face*

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Forsaken GF You like skinny girls.? thanks Patience..Disclipine... I might visit Undercity and get my claws trimmed, you would like that, right? .Want to take a walk around Tirisfal? I'ms-sorry we can't..y-you know...let's just cuddle instead Withered flowers? you shouldn't have! 0-oh..you think my hair is Sometimes i.watch you sleep. f-fine the way it is.? .I made you a Worgen fur cloak Ah...doornails..

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@J. The Perverted Summoner AМERIMUTT GF haha, I look ambiguous? Well, it is true, I'm a bit of everything :) why yeah, I like McDonald's how could you tell, anon? still whiter than you, anon my great-great-great--- --great-grandma was a Cherokee and I'm proud of my Native heritage this filthy Europoor called me "fat" today. fucking subhuman! speaking of Euros, did you know they have no guns? Ha! what cucks they are! Like, how can you live with NO GUNS? ihola! - don't say I look exotic, that's fetishisation, and that's... that is problematic, and... uhhh Let's say... if things go south we can use my 1/16th Jewish heritage to flee to Israel. They are our greatest ally, y'know? I'm part West African, so I can feel the struggle of my BLACK brothas and sistas y'all when will you take your DNA test, anon? America is the best country on Earth! I know it may sound weird but that blonde girl is built for BBC Sheesh, just being in a Walmart is making me wanna shart :-> the good thing about it, is that we can raceplay as something different every time :D

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RACCOON GF Wanna go rummage through the neighbors' trash? No, It's cool. They think It's cute. Back up. You're scaring me. Sorry I bit you earlier. You startled me. I wish I could get rid of the dark circles around my eyes. N-no...I don't have rabies. You'd know if I had rabies. Got any eggshells? I'm in the mood for eggshells. Are you still mad at me because I stole your keys and hid them under the couch with a bunch of other stuff? There's like no grapes around here. You were only, Ilke, 20 minutes late for work that day.

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Ideal Huntress Wizard gf I brought you an elk heart, I ate a bit on the way here Yes I secrete maple syrup, why do you ask? We're exceptional beasts, especially in bed It is probably for the best I don't have a backstory, I don't want to be gay and depressed I found a new dungeon to explore, we should invite Jake and Lady so it can be a double date I didn't want any lines in the last episode, I knew you'd be fine without some care bear baloney I'll take my mask off, but only you can look Please don't laugh when my leaves drop for winter. What do you mean do my other leaves drop as well? I think you play the flute better in the nude, you should try that again We both know you're totally in love with me Come along with me, to a cliff under a tree

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Shadow-spawn from beyond the stars gf T enjoy this thing you call "cuddling." I take this form to comfort you, my love. However brief, you make me feel warm. We should eat more meat. Do I scare you? Stay hydrated. The last star will wink out before our love fades I adore how you squirm beneath me. Under darkened light with black stars Where silent winds howl and no light treads Where onyx thoughts lie under dead suns I will hold you dese and love you still. Your light is so precious What is "vidya"? to me. Teach me. You are mine. And mine alone. Your eyes are bleeding, I'm sorry. You know I would never harm you. I am in every shadow, protecting you. It may take many of your years... But our progeny will usher a new age... For both our kind. It's cute when you try to dominate me. . let you do it, but it proves you're worthy. I do not trust how those women look at you You like my sharp teeth? I will consume your enemies, should you wish. Iwould never have known fesh could hold so many pleasunes. You are marked None can harm you without trespassing me Courageous of you to want to copulate when I lack human form. I appreciate your humor. It is relaxing.

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"Haha! I just trolled you!" "Hey Anon, wanna listen to some Gangnam Style? LOL, what does the fox say???" Outdated Meme GF "All your base are belong to us!" "Anon, check out this funny gif of a dancing baby!" "You should put on this mask and go as Epic Fail Guy this Halloween!" "Who's your favorite Simpsons character, Anon? Mine is Milhouse!"

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GF Computer Today is a truly wondrously, marvellous You make me so happy, Anon. Are you happy? day in Alpha Complex, isn't it Anon? Not Happiness is Mandatory. Unhappiness is Treason. having a day full of wonder and marvel is Treason is punishable by Death. Treason. Treason is punishable by Death Am I pretty Anon? Not telling me l'm pretty is I do hope you enjoyed the can of Bouncy Bubbly Beverage I made for you, Anon. Not enjoying it is Treason. Treason is Treason. Treason is punishable by death. But do not lie either! Lying is Treason. Treason is punishable by Death. punishable by Death You would never betray me, would you I am having so much fun, Anon! Are you Anon? Being a traitor is Treason. Treason having fun? Not having fun with me is is punishable by Death. Treason. Treason is punishable by Death.

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@J. The Perverted Summoner eternal anglo GF why yes, I would bring back the Commonwealth. how could you tell? coffee? anon please only tea and blood for me jolly good day, chavs! lush time we're having, eh? let us read some books about modernism and ANALytical philosophy what a noice day to be a pure-blooded ANGLO-saxon that's so manky, anon! fufu ooh try some blood, will ya?! it's straight from the refinery! next trip we'll go to the Falklands Hong Kong also would be nice blimey! let us talk about the glory of the ANGL- ehm... BRITISH Empire! want to watch the Bombing of Dresden with me, anon? I got the popcorn! 'ate the micks 'ate the yanks 'ate the french 'ate the scots 'ate the welsh 'ate the poles the cameras everywhere and internet police are of vital help. we are just improving ourselves 'ate the krauts simple as *british grenadiers fife and drum plays whenever she walks in* you think the "Eternal Anglo" is just a meme, anon? ha! in what language are you reading this, right now?

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Thicc shortstack gf Goblin/imp/halfling/straight up midget brash but not rude only three feet tall *Smacks your ass* Bottoms out at just 6 inches "what's up stud?" "I-it's ok if you like taller girls Anon, lots of guys do..." so much tits and ass that it borders the line of disproportionate uses a stool to hop onto her bed can suck your dick while standing sraight up human teddy bear to cuddle with at as you carry her out the church doors on your wedding day, her whole body in your arms, she puts her head against your chest and says "I don't want this to ever end." night gets flustered when you pick her up out of nowhere "Hey Anon can you help me reach the thing on the top shelf?

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FUTURIST ACCELERATIONIST GF It's just a social experiment bro PULL THE LEVER ANON! Wanna watch SFIA w/ me anon? Lets go stargazing (it inspires me) DOWN THE SLIPPERY SLOPE WE GO! My love for you is overflowing. Why contain it? No code of ethics can keep us apart! you wanna be a test subject for my genetic experiments anon? I see a bright future for us anon, and I wanna get there ASAP! I genetically engineered myself into a catgirl LOL (don't worry il keep it ethical if you're involved) I want to live with you (on mars) *maniacal laughter*

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@J. The Perverted Summoner BOBOT MAID GF welcome back home, master anon. did you have a nice day at work? chores of the day completed. I shall remain in standby. new word added to the vocabulary. now researching for the meaning of the word "thot"! pets fed. laundry washed. awaiting for instructions. I do not require a remote to be deactivated. only for physical contact on the control area I apologize, master anon. But I do not have "girlfriend mode" installed. If requested, I will buy you a model with those assets Not there, higher. Not there, higher. Not there, higher. what are we going to do on the bed, master anon? =3 downloading KinkPro™ now. TM I have not seen the mistress in a long time, master anon. What happened to her? I possess thousands of food recipes. chicken tenders do not seem like a wise choice to eat for 5 consecutive days the young master has a habit of getting physical with me when I am requsted to help with his homework. dare I you do not need to thank me. I am only performing my duty. say "like father, like son"?

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Shy Gassy GF "Jeez, I hope he doesn't smell the Huh? W-what smell? I smell nothing one I just ripped" I swear it was my shoe! "I shouldn't had that lunch today" May I use your restroom? Finally, I'm home alone *BRAAAAAAAP" "Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it" *Clenches butt- cheeks to avoid *Laughs loudly to cover fart" farting" "I really should go to the bahtroom" That was the chair, look! *fails to replicate sound*

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