It is fairly common knowledge that mustaches are self grown powerhouses of awesome. If the Selleck does sway you, the mercury will melt you. Mustaches are universally accepted as the most superior form of facial hair. Women have often denied the greatness of Mustaches, but secretly they all are just jealous and you know that deep down, they just go crazy for them. A small youtube search turns up all kinds of examples. From "The Tick", to "Super Troopers", to Mustache bombing. And Every November the website Movember.com starts mustache growing teams to raise money for prostate and testicular cancer. Clearly the Mustache is a force to be reckoned with… it can beet cancer.

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