Wario Greentext (High Quality Archived)
![View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 113.gif, 211KiB, 274x249 HOFF HUR Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:08:38 No.396239538 Quoted By: >>396239770 >>396242719 >>396242847 >>396243104 >be in class >morbidly obese fat kid also in class >his name was Stephen >infamous for being 300lb in 5th grade >gets obsessed with Wario Land 3 >always has his GameBoy Color and Wario Land 3 Report >got it taken up a few times but always got it back and kept bringing it to school >didn't even understand the games, just liked wario >made up moves that Wario did >basically just put "Wario" before whatever he was doing >"Wario Punch!", "Wario Stomp", "Wario Pile Driver", etc >Always wants to play "Wario" at recess but no one knows what that even is so no one did >anyway so in class one day >teacher asks class a question >Stephen raises his hand to answer >actually tries to answer, doesn't say anything Wario related >gets it wrong >smartass teacher's pet c--- sitting next to him laughs and provides the right answer >Stephen is visibly angered >turns to her and screams "MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!!!" >Leans away from her, ass pointed right at her >Stephen, no.wav >rips the mightiest of ass right at her >Swear I saw her hair gust back from the blast >she's the first to smell it >she pukes on the spot >whole class starts to smell like the foulest s--- I may have ever smelled >we don't even wait for the teacher to dismiss us, everyone piles out into the hall >Stephen got ISS for 3 days >smartass c--- never spoke up again Stephen's probably dead, he was morbidly obese all the way through highschool too](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/977/101/ab6.png)
![View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 113.gif, 211KiB, 274x249 HOFF HUR Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:08:38 No.396239538 Quoted By: >>396239770 >>396242719 >>396242847 >>396243104 >be in class >morbidly obese fat kid also in class >his name was Stephen >infamous for being 300lb in 5th grade >gets obsessed with Wario Land 3 >always has his GameBoy Color and Wario Land 3 Report >got it taken up a few times but always got it back and kept bringing it to school >didn't even understand the games, just liked wario >made up moves that Wario did >basically just put "Wario" before whatever he was doing >"Wario Punch!", "Wario Stomp", "Wario Pile Driver", etc >Always wants to play "Wario" at recess but no one knows what that even is so no one did >anyway so in class one day >teacher asks class a question >Stephen raises his hand to answer >actually tries to answer, doesn't say anything Wario related >gets it wrong >smartass teacher's pet c--- sitting next to him laughs and provides the right answer >Stephen is visibly angered >turns to her and screams "MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!!!" >Leans away from her, ass pointed right at her >Stephen, no.wav >rips the mightiest of ass right at her >Swear I saw her hair gust back from the blast >she's the first to smell it >she pukes on the spot >whole class starts to smell like the foulest s--- I may have ever smelled >we don't even wait for the teacher to dismiss us, everyone piles out into the hall >Stephen got ISS for 3 days >smartass c--- never spoke up again Stephen's probably dead, he was morbidly obese all the way through highschool too](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/977/101/ab6.png)
"My Mustache Has Deemed That You Get My Wario Steam!!!"
Not Safe From Wario
"My Mustache Has Deemed That You Get My Wario Steam!!!"
Fat kid that liked Wario (Disney Villains version)
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Le Wario greentext has arrived | /r/dogelore
![Hah! look at that dumb Wario obsessed Stephen kid, getting such an easy answer wrong! 2.3 I should laugh at him and say the right answer, that will make him feel so stupid!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/395/055/999.png)
![Hah! look at that dumb Wario obsessed Stephen kid, getting such an easy answer wrong! 2.3 I should laugh at him and say the right answer, that will make him feel so stupid!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/395/055/999.png)
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![Anonymous 11/08/17(Wed)22:08:38 No. 396239538 File: 113 gif (211 KB, 274x249) >be in class >morbidly obese fat kid also in class >his name was Stephen >infamous for being 300lb in 5th grade >gets obsessed with Wario Land 3 >always has his GameBoy Color and Wario Land 3 >got it taken up a few times but always got it back and kept bringing it to school >didn't even understand the games, just liked wario >made up moves that Wario did >basically just put "Wario" before whatever he was doing >"Wario Punch!", "Wario Stomp", "Wario Pile Driver", etc >Always wants to play "Wario" at recess but no one knows what that even is so no one did >anyway so in class one day >teacher asks class a question >Stephen raises his hand to answer >actually tries to answer, doesn't say anything Wario related >gets it wrong >smartass teacher's pet c--- sitting next to him laughs and provides the right answer >Stephen is visibly angered >turns to her and screams "MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAMIr >Leans away from her, ass pointed right at her >Stephen, no.wav >rips the mightiest of ass right at her >Swear I saw her hair gust back from the blast >she's the first to smell it >she pukes on the spot >whole class starts to smell like the foulest s--- I may have ever smelled >we don't even wait for the teacher to dismiss us, everyone piles out into the hall >Stephen got ISS for 3 days >smartass c--- never spoke up again Stephen's probably dead, he was morbidly obese all the way through highschool too](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/223/194/af0.jpg)
![Anonymous 11/08/17(Wed)22:08:38 No. 396239538 File: 113 gif (211 KB, 274x249) >be in class >morbidly obese fat kid also in class >his name was Stephen >infamous for being 300lb in 5th grade >gets obsessed with Wario Land 3 >always has his GameBoy Color and Wario Land 3 >got it taken up a few times but always got it back and kept bringing it to school >didn't even understand the games, just liked wario >made up moves that Wario did >basically just put "Wario" before whatever he was doing >"Wario Punch!", "Wario Stomp", "Wario Pile Driver", etc >Always wants to play "Wario" at recess but no one knows what that even is so no one did >anyway so in class one day >teacher asks class a question >Stephen raises his hand to answer >actually tries to answer, doesn't say anything Wario related >gets it wrong >smartass teacher's pet c--- sitting next to him laughs and provides the right answer >Stephen is visibly angered >turns to her and screams "MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAMIr >Leans away from her, ass pointed right at her >Stephen, no.wav >rips the mightiest of ass right at her >Swear I saw her hair gust back from the blast >she's the first to smell it >she pukes on the spot >whole class starts to smell like the foulest s--- I may have ever smelled >we don't even wait for the teacher to dismiss us, everyone piles out into the hall >Stephen got ISS for 3 days >smartass c--- never spoke up again Stephen's probably dead, he was morbidly obese all the way through highschool too](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/223/194/af0.jpg)
"My Mustache Has Deemed That You Get My Wario Steam!!!"