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Never In My Entire Life Have I Felt The Fear, Tension, And Anxiety I Feel In NYC Right Now is a copypasta and phrasal template started by an anxious New York City resident who claimed the atmosphere in New York City was akin to a "ticking time bomb" and that something bad could happen at any moment. As her tweet spread, other Twitter users parodied it by adding humorous details about NYC life or inventing unbelievable scenarios.

Origin

On June 7th, 2022, Twitter user @elisawine14[1] posted, "I'm a 42 year old born and raised New Yorker. Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. The city is like a ticking time bomb. Like everytime I step outside my apartment something bad could happen. It's scary to be here." The tweet gained over 530 retweets, 1,400 quote tweets and 3,000 likes in three days (shown below).

Elisabeth Stineberg @elisawine14 I'm a 42 year old born and raised New Yorker. Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. The city is like a ticking time bomb. Like everytime I step outside my apartment something bad could happen. It's scary to be here. 9:54 PM Jun 7, 2022. Twitter Web App

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In the days following @elisawine14's read of New York City, Twitter users, particularly New Yorkers, began parodying it as a snowclone, altering some details in the original tweet for humorous ends. For example, on June 9th, 2022, Twitter user @JasonDashBailey[2] posted a parody referencing the film The Warriors, gaining over 80 retweets and 1,600 likes in less than a day (shown below, left). User @HeheWaitWhut[3] also went with a film reference in their parody, using 2002's Spider-Man (shown below, right).

by Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. The city is like a ticking time bomb. Like everytime I step outside my apartment I could be attacked by a street gang dressed as mimes or baseball players. 11:10 AM Jun 9, 2022 Twitter for iPhone
Screamer Jim @HeheWaitWhut I'm a 42 year old born and raised New Yorker. Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. The city is like a ticking time bomb. Everytime I step outside my apartment Spider-Man might upside-down kiss me. It's scary to be here 9:21 PM Jun 9, 2022 Twitter for iPhone . .

Other prominent examples include a post by Twitter user @Srirachachau[4] that gained over 80 retweets and 2,300 likes in less than 24 hours (shown below, left), and a post by @HeerJeet[5] that gained over 18 retweets and 400 likes in a similar timeframe (shown below, right).


... Mr. Chau @Srirachachau Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. The city is like a ticking time bomb. Like everytime I step outside my apartment I could be attacked by a ghost or Gremlin 10:33 AM Jun 9, 2022 Twitter Web App .
Jeet Heer @HeerJeet Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. The city is like a ticking time bomb. Like everytime I step outside my apartment I could be attacked by a giant gorilla carrying his girlfriend up the Empire State Building. 12:39 PM Jun 9, 2022. Twitter Web App .

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dj f--- @eggshellfriend Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. The city is like a ticking time bomb. Like everytime I step outside my apartment I might run into a comedian. It's scary to be here. 12:47 PM Jun 9, 2022. Twitter for iPhone
BikeMilitant @bikemilitant Replying to @andylevy and @oneunderscore_ Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. The city is like a ticking time bomb. Like everytime I step outside my apartment I could be attacked by a guy with a push cart trying to sell me crab juice or Mountain Dew. 5:48 PM Jun 9, 2022 Twitter for iPhone
... Mobile Worker Operators' Union Local UC0079 @aninjuryto1 Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. The city is like a ticking time bomb. Like everytime I step outside my apartment I, could be owned so hard that I slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob 5:51 PM Jun 9, 2022. Twitter Web App
llama in a tux @LlamalnaTux I'm a 42 year old born and raised New Yorker. Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. I got barfed on in the library. There's a 112 foot tall stay puft marshmallow man. It's scary to be here. 11:05 AM. Jun 10, 2022. Twitter Web App :
the hype THE HYYYYPE @TheHyyyype I'm a 42 year old born and raised New Yorker. Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. Alien soldiers on flying motorbikes. Giant robotic whales soaring through the sky. A lunatic with a magic scepter. It's scary to be here 10:13 AM Jun 10, 2022 Twitter for Android
dylan @davidson_dylan I'm a 42 year old born and raised New Yorker. Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. There are muppets everywhere and they could break into song at any moment. It's scary to be here. : ...

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[1] Twitter – elisawine14

[2] Twitter – jasondashbailey

[3] Twitter – HeheWaitWhut

[4] Twittr – @srirachachau

[5] Twitter – @Heerjeet



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About

Never In My Entire Life Have I Felt The Fear, Tension, And Anxiety I Feel In NYC Right Now is a copypasta and phrasal template started by an anxious New York City resident who claimed the atmosphere in New York City was akin to a "ticking time bomb" and that something bad could happen at any moment. As her tweet spread, other Twitter users parodied it by adding humorous details about NYC life or inventing unbelievable scenarios.

Origin

On June 7th, 2022, Twitter user @elisawine14[1] posted, "I'm a 42 year old born and raised New Yorker. Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. The city is like a ticking time bomb. Like everytime I step outside my apartment something bad could happen. It's scary to be here." The tweet gained over 530 retweets, 1,400 quote tweets and 3,000 likes in three days (shown below).


Elisabeth Stineberg @elisawine14 I'm a 42 year old born and raised New Yorker. Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. The city is like a ticking time bomb. Like everytime I step outside my apartment something bad could happen. It's scary to be here. 9:54 PM Jun 7, 2022. Twitter Web App

Spread

In the days following @elisawine14's read of New York City, Twitter users, particularly New Yorkers, began parodying it as a snowclone, altering some details in the original tweet for humorous ends. For example, on June 9th, 2022, Twitter user @JasonDashBailey[2] posted a parody referencing the film The Warriors, gaining over 80 retweets and 1,600 likes in less than a day (shown below, left). User @HeheWaitWhut[3] also went with a film reference in their parody, using 2002's Spider-Man (shown below, right).


by Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. The city is like a ticking time bomb. Like everytime I step outside my apartment I could be attacked by a street gang dressed as mimes or baseball players. 11:10 AM Jun 9, 2022 Twitter for iPhone Screamer Jim @HeheWaitWhut I'm a 42 year old born and raised New Yorker. Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. The city is like a ticking time bomb. Everytime I step outside my apartment Spider-Man might upside-down kiss me. It's scary to be here 9:21 PM Jun 9, 2022 Twitter for iPhone . .

Other prominent examples include a post by Twitter user @Srirachachau[4] that gained over 80 retweets and 2,300 likes in less than 24 hours (shown below, left), and a post by @HeerJeet[5] that gained over 18 retweets and 400 likes in a similar timeframe (shown below, right).


... Mr. Chau @Srirachachau Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. The city is like a ticking time bomb. Like everytime I step outside my apartment I could be attacked by a ghost or Gremlin 10:33 AM Jun 9, 2022 Twitter Web App . Jeet Heer @HeerJeet Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. The city is like a ticking time bomb. Like everytime I step outside my apartment I could be attacked by a giant gorilla carrying his girlfriend up the Empire State Building. 12:39 PM Jun 9, 2022. Twitter Web App .

Various Examples


dj f--- @eggshellfriend Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. The city is like a ticking time bomb. Like everytime I step outside my apartment I might run into a comedian. It's scary to be here. 12:47 PM Jun 9, 2022. Twitter for iPhone BikeMilitant @bikemilitant Replying to @andylevy and @oneunderscore_ Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. The city is like a ticking time bomb. Like everytime I step outside my apartment I could be attacked by a guy with a push cart trying to sell me crab juice or Mountain Dew. 5:48 PM Jun 9, 2022 Twitter for iPhone ... Mobile Worker Operators' Union Local UC0079 @aninjuryto1 Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. The city is like a ticking time bomb. Like everytime I step outside my apartment I, could be owned so hard that I slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob 5:51 PM Jun 9, 2022. Twitter Web App llama in a tux @LlamalnaTux I'm a 42 year old born and raised New Yorker. Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. I got barfed on in the library. There's a 112 foot tall stay puft marshmallow man. It's scary to be here. 11:05 AM. Jun 10, 2022. Twitter Web App : the hype THE HYYYYPE @TheHyyyype I'm a 42 year old born and raised New Yorker. Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. Alien soldiers on flying motorbikes. Giant robotic whales soaring through the sky. A lunatic with a magic scepter. It's scary to be here 10:13 AM Jun 10, 2022 Twitter for Android dylan @davidson_dylan I'm a 42 year old born and raised New Yorker. Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. There are muppets everywhere and they could break into song at any moment. It's scary to be here. : ...

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External References

[1] Twitter – elisawine14

[2] Twitter – jasondashbailey

[3] Twitter – HeheWaitWhut

[4] Twittr – @srirachachau

[5] Twitter – @Heerjeet

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So only now NYC has become unsafe?
Not during the days after 9/11 and the whole fear of terrorism that spreaded throught the whole nation during the 2000's.
Not during the 80's when crime was pretty much at it's peak.
Not during the 70's which was the most dangerous decade for the city if we count the serial killers, mobsters, and the frequent fires in the Bronx.
Only now, which remains one of the most peaceful time periods for the city, even to the point the mob has remained mostly calmed.
Some people really have the memory of a goldfish.

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