Not Tom Hanks
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'Not Tom Hanks'. He is both everything and nothing until proven otherwise. He is our God. He is our salvation. He is our creator. There was nothing before him, and there will be nothing after him. We know nothing of this fantastical, God-like lord of all, with the exception of one single thing.
He is not Tom Hanks.
Some call him the 'Anti-Hanks'. He takes on many forms. But not Tom Hanks. He can never be Tom Hanks. He can explode objects with his mind. In his true form, we know that he has no hands. However, he has many arms. We describe him using the pronouns 'he' and 'him', but we know not of his sex.
The Anti-Hanks is all.
He is none.
He.
Is.
God.
"My father never told me that death is unlike a sphere of vanillas. You always know what you're not going to get." -Not Tom Hanks
Our eyes were opened to he who is Not Tom Hanks on the 24th of January, 2015 A.H. (Anno Hanksmini)
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