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Wojak Soyjak slurper trader

The Slurper "Anyone else slurping up this dipperino?" Never panic sells. Successfully buys the dip near bottom. Buys every dip. Outperforms swing traders. Makes /biz/ absolutely seethe. "Yes, officer. I did ape that delectable little dippy. I slurped her scrumptious under-ripe red candles right up. I admit, I am a registered 'apeist.' But l'm not sorry. I slurped and l'll slurp again." Ready-to-drina maal Diplent Extra Comp 20% a NELO u "I ironically slurp post. It's just mocking Reddit. I ALWAYS...ALWAYS buy the dip UNIRONICALLY"

The Slurper "Anyone else slurping up this dipperino?" Never panic sells. Successfully buys the dip near bottom. Buys every dip. Outperforms swing traders. Makes /biz/ absolutely seethe. "Yes, officer. I did ape that delectable little dippy. I slurped her scrumptious under-ripe red candles right up. I admit, I am a registered 'apeist.' But l'm not sorry. I slurped and l'll slurp again." Ready-to-drina maal Diplent Extra Comp 20% a NELO u "I ironically slurp post. It's just mocking Reddit. I ALWAYS...ALWAYS buy the dip UNIRONICALLY"

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oomer (startupper)

23yo STARTUPPER Can't explain are his ideas innovative or not obsessed Can't pick up relevant ideas and find solutions >Googles best ideas for startups >Circlejerks between SM and a Rocket company with making money The only thing he Mimics both Elon coded was hello world Musk and Steve 'I will be a billionaire in my late twenties' Jobs, fails 'self-help' Well-rounded noone miserably, Mildly retarded, still thinks he is a genius 'Revolution' Moved to 'against all odds' Silicon Is in debt Walley Has no charisma, mumbles inaudibly Don't even know College or analyze the University dropout Can't what he is doing market 'Minimalist'

23yo STARTUPPER Can't explain are his ideas innovative or not obsessed Can't pick up relevant ideas and find solutions >Googles best ideas for startups >Circlejerks between SM and a Rocket company with making money The only thing he Mimics both Elon coded was hello world Musk and Steve 'I will be a billionaire in my late twenties' Jobs, fails 'self-help' Well-rounded noone miserably, Mildly retarded, still thinks he is a genius 'Revolution' Moved to 'against all odds' Silicon Is in debt Walley Has no charisma, mumbles inaudibly Don't even know College or analyze the University dropout Can't what he is doing market 'Minimalist'

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oomer (saver)

The 30 year old Saver >saves a website before it's launched no one knows how he does it >used to save important websites now saves everything saves the server too >could help people by uploading memory-holed content >too busy saving to do that more storage space than google >forgot why he's saving his brain is the only thing Im gonna SAAAAAAAAAAVE! >saved this meme he couldn't save >will download the >saved everything that was lost in the OVH fire entire internet by the time it's killed

The 30 year old Saver >saves a website before it's launched no one knows how he does it >used to save important websites now saves everything saves the server too >could help people by uploading memory-holed content >too busy saving to do that more storage space than google >forgot why he's saving his brain is the only thing Im gonna SAAAAAAAAAAVE! >saved this meme he couldn't save >will download the >saved everything that was lost in the OVH fire entire internet by the time it's killed

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The 27 Year Old Gordooner

$The 27 year old Gordooner >....? face modeled after Greg Coomer himself [Major fracture detected] propflies across entire sections of the game Node Graph out of Date. Rebuilding... never says a word, just f------ gordoons graduated and earned a PhD at MIT only to push a f------ cart >...! crowbars corpses at lightning speed. his favourite pastime bunny hops his way at 300mph makes physics his bitch FULLY MODELED probably never got his beer$

$The 27 year old Gordooner >....? face modeled after Greg Coomer himself [Major fracture detected] propflies across entire sections of the game Node Graph out of Date. Rebuilding... never says a word, just f------ gordoons graduated and earned a PhD at MIT only to push a f------ cart >...! crowbars corpses at lightning speed. his favourite pastime bunny hops his way at 300mph makes physics his bitch FULLY MODELED probably never got his beer$

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The 3600 Year Old Extoorminator

The 3600 Year Old Extoorminator Thinks all other life forms are abominations, is literally a mutant abomination himself. His very appearance strikes fear across time and space, doesn't even care. Never even heard o physical contact. Would be better for "AAAAAAAAA I'm Extoorminating!!!" everyone if he died, too bad he's almost impossible to kill. Thinks everything will be better once his master race rules the Universe. Doesn't know anything about politics, just obeys his superiors and fúckin extoorminates. Peak auth-right. Will never get laid, is a permavirgin. Has no concept of love or pleasure. Has a 400+ IQ but is literally incapable of thinking for himself. Trapped in his own personal hell of perpetual hate, malaise, and rage, but that's all he's ever known. "Hate is beautiful!" Is the perfect ubermensch, would probably rule the Universe if he didn't make enemies with literally everyone he meets. Hasn't left his room in his life.

The 3600 Year Old Extoorminator Thinks all other life forms are abominations, is literally a mutant abomination himself. His very appearance strikes fear across time and space, doesn't even care. Never even heard o physical contact. Would be better for "AAAAAAAAA I'm Extoorminating!!!" everyone if he died, too bad he's almost impossible to kill. Thinks everything will be better once his master race rules the Universe. Doesn't know anything about politics, just obeys his superiors and fúckin extoorminates. Peak auth-right. Will never get laid, is a permavirgin. Has no concept of love or pleasure. Has a 400+ IQ but is literally incapable of thinking for himself. Trapped in his own personal hell of perpetual hate, malaise, and rage, but that's all he's ever known. "Hate is beautiful!" Is the perfect ubermensch, would probably rule the Universe if he didn't make enemies with literally everyone he meets. Hasn't left his room in his life.

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oomer (consoorvative)

22 year old consoorvative >aaaa i'm consooorving going to hell Never goes to church >knows he can't win elections >tries to steal them "the world needs more greed" >against sluts >only chance is with sluts blames his virginity on women having choices >wants alien cultures deported >is a fugly weeb strong opinion on trannies Covert authority complex >favorite "conservative" is a liberal, reality TV star >calls himself "accelerationist" when his policies inevitably fail no friends "communism was invented by Stalin in 1956" against conserving the literal planet

22 year old consoorvative >aaaa i'm consooorving going to hell Never goes to church >knows he can't win elections >tries to steal them "the world needs more greed" >against sluts >only chance is with sluts blames his virginity on women having choices >wants alien cultures deported >is a fugly weeb strong opinion on trannies Covert authority complex >favorite "conservative" is a liberal, reality TV star >calls himself "accelerationist" when his policies inevitably fail no friends "communism was invented by Stalin in 1956" against conserving the literal planet

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Bloocker

The Bloocker bloocks imports EVERGREEN costs you 20 million dollars per IM GONNA IM BLOOCKING minute BLOO000000OCK

The Bloocker bloocks imports EVERGREEN costs you 20 million dollars per IM GONNA IM BLOOCKING minute BLOO000000OCK

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The Oomer Spectrum

OOMER SPECTRUM ? TOOMBER BOOMER EXOOMER YOOMER DOOMER ZOOMBER ZOOMER AYOOMER OOMER SILENT GENERATION GENERATION ALPHA OLDER YOUNGER GENERATION YOUNGER GENERATION Y OLDER GENERATION Z BABY BOOMERS GENERATION x GENERATION Y GENERATION Z BETA 1925 - 1945 1946 - 1964 1965 - 1979 1980 - 1989 1990 - 1994 1995 - 1999 2000 - 2009 2010 - 2024 2025 - 2039

OOMER SPECTRUM ? TOOMBER BOOMER EXOOMER YOOMER DOOMER ZOOMBER ZOOMER AYOOMER OOMER SILENT GENERATION GENERATION ALPHA OLDER YOUNGER GENERATION YOUNGER GENERATION Y OLDER GENERATION Z BABY BOOMERS GENERATION x GENERATION Y GENERATION Z BETA 1925 - 1945 1946 - 1964 1965 - 1979 1980 - 1989 1990 - 1994 1995 - 1999 2000 - 2009 2010 - 2024 2025 - 2039

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oomer (deleuzoomer)

The 23 Year Old Deleuzoomer ur too slow lobster-God "Cool lines of flight, bro" ---stratification, amiright? yeah I dig Bussotti and Sun Ra "So you ever read Land?" I like potatoes Bw(br)o acceleratem WHAT OF IT Anti-Oedibro dude??? "Sry I just dont join my reading group think were on the same plateau man" Soy mayb we can be like some kind of assemblage together Rhizomatic af "idk, like what if the process isn't like yet deterritorialized enough"

The 23 Year Old Deleuzoomer ur too slow lobster-God "Cool lines of flight, bro" ---stratification, amiright? yeah I dig Bussotti and Sun Ra "So you ever read Land?" I like potatoes Bw(br)o acceleratem WHAT OF IT Anti-Oedibro dude??? "Sry I just dont join my reading group think were on the same plateau man" Soy mayb we can be like some kind of assemblage together Rhizomatic af "idk, like what if the process isn't like yet deterritorialized enough"

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The 78 year old war moonergerer

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21 year old redpiller

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The 750 Turkic Doomer

THE 750 TURKIC DOOMER >Father died fighting the Chinese brother died fighting the Arabs >Son got enslaved and sold in a Khurasan bazaar >Too late to become a shaman, too proud to convert Islam >Thinks that Tang Dynasty will save him >Pays jizya for his family >Lost his herd in last drought >Too late to raid China, too early to see glory of Mongol Invasions >Dabbled in Manichaeism and Buddhism, thinking about Nestorianism >"Finally, they elected a new khagan! ..and he is murdered"

THE 750 TURKIC DOOMER >Father died fighting the Chinese brother died fighting the Arabs >Son got enslaved and sold in a Khurasan bazaar >Too late to become a shaman, too proud to convert Islam >Thinks that Tang Dynasty will save him >Pays jizya for his family >Lost his herd in last drought >Too late to raid China, too early to see glory of Mongol Invasions >Dabbled in Manichaeism and Buddhism, thinking about Nestorianism >"Finally, they elected a new khagan! ..and he is murdered"

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The Kabbaloomer

The Kabbaloomer Used to be a doomer, turned to the magic of "Don't care, didn't ask, the kabbalah. plus you're goyim." Has a swanky hat. Probably runs a secret @rhodesian wojak society in his free time. Everyone thinks he is crazy. Is an actual mystic. Lives as a hermit. "Yeah, I think if Jews all go to one place the world will end, what about it?" Memecenter.com

The Kabbaloomer Used to be a doomer, turned to the magic of "Don't care, didn't ask, the kabbalah. plus you're goyim." Has a swanky hat. Probably runs a secret @rhodesian wojak society in his free time. Everyone thinks he is crazy. Is an actual mystic. Lives as a hermit. "Yeah, I think if Jews all go to one place the world will end, what about it?" Memecenter.com

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The 650 Sassanid Doomer

THE 650 SASSANID DOOMER >Village burned in Hepthalite >Father died fighting the Byzantines, brother died fighting the Arabs raid >"Finally, they decided on a monarch" >Too undisciplined to become a mobad, too proud to convert to Islam >Thinks the Tang Dynasty will save him >pays the jizya for his family's sake >Lost his crops in the last plague >Too late to see the glory days, too early to kill Arabs in the Abbasid Revolution >Dabbled in Manicheanism and Buddhism, thinking about Nestorianism ifunny.co

THE 650 SASSANID DOOMER >Village burned in Hepthalite >Father died fighting the Byzantines, brother died fighting the Arabs raid >"Finally, they decided on a monarch" >Too undisciplined to become a mobad, too proud to convert to Islam >Thinks the Tang Dynasty will save him >pays the jizya for his family's sake >Lost his crops in the last plague >Too late to see the glory days, too early to kill Arabs in the Abbasid Revolution >Dabbled in Manicheanism and Buddhism, thinking about Nestorianism ifunny.co

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The Irem

THE IREM >came from sky one day >kind man >sings really good >claims he came here from another dimension >salvation in > light and love philosophy? should we follow him? another world? >cool art rock "with light and love ..."

THE IREM >came from sky one day >kind man >sings really good >claims he came here from another dimension >salvation in > light and love philosophy? should we follow him? another world? >cool art rock "with light and love ..."

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The 24 Year Old Self-Improver!

The 24 Year Old Self- Improver! Never hits on or makes women feel uncomfortable in public Already scheduled his next 104 therapist sessions in advance Buys the latest fashions to stay in style Catches the latest Netflix Originals, and discusses them with his friends Promotes positive masculinity by sharing feelings, not aggression Treats himself to some Girlfriend ASMR after a nice long day of work Keeps up with all of his friends by messaging them on Snapchat Takes his prescribed medication every day!

The 24 Year Old Self- Improver! Never hits on or makes women feel uncomfortable in public Already scheduled his next 104 therapist sessions in advance Buys the latest fashions to stay in style Catches the latest Netflix Originals, and discusses them with his friends Promotes positive masculinity by sharing feelings, not aggression Treats himself to some Girlfriend ASMR after a nice long day of work Keeps up with all of his friends by messaging them on Snapchat Takes his prescribed medication every day!

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Red Vulnerable

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Consoomer Coomer Groomed, coomed, and consoomed. Groomer

Consoomer Coomer Groomed, coomed, and consoomed. Groomer

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oomer (fujoomer)

by presson, @Emperor_crimson on twitter THE 26 YEAR OLD FUJOOMER the bane of every community "HNNGGH IM UWUMING" has worn the same hoodie since age 12 thinks grown men obsessing over anime characters is gross even if she's the same thing except with the genders swapped instead of looking for p--- like a normal person she spends her time pathetically trying to make her ship canon narcissistic she can't even masturbate manipulative right, she just has to get the family dog involved calls herself a lesbian despite thirsting over anime boys and koreans grown in test tubes all the time is constantly under a layer of irony or two so she can never be detected as being genuinely f------ insane, jokes on her it's making her mental state tries to convince people, including herself, that she and others like her aren't the reason people associate their community with stalking, death threats and dog f------ worse hates p--- but only when it's drawn, when it's written it's ok "haha l'm babey" *grooms a 13 year old into becoming trans and sending her nudes* doesn't even like the series her ship is from, mostly because the creator wouldn't answer to death threats over ships

by presson, @Emperor_crimson on twitter THE 26 YEAR OLD FUJOOMER the bane of every community "HNNGGH IM UWUMING" has worn the same hoodie since age 12 thinks grown men obsessing over anime characters is gross even if she's the same thing except with the genders swapped instead of looking for p--- like a normal person she spends her time pathetically trying to make her ship canon narcissistic she can't even masturbate manipulative right, she just has to get the family dog involved calls herself a lesbian despite thirsting over anime boys and koreans grown in test tubes all the time is constantly under a layer of irony or two so she can never be detected as being genuinely f------ insane, jokes on her it's making her mental state tries to convince people, including herself, that she and others like her aren't the reason people associate their community with stalking, death threats and dog f------ worse hates p--- but only when it's drawn, when it's written it's ok "haha l'm babey" *grooms a 13 year old into becoming trans and sending her nudes* doesn't even like the series her ship is from, mostly because the creator wouldn't answer to death threats over ships

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