Paranoid Parrot - Images
Friend posts to your wall asking how you liked the first episode | everyone knows you watch My Littl...
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Random guy sits next to me at the bus | rapist
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Girlfriend writes on wall of friend and not mine | she doesn't need me anymore
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Bed creaks when I roll over | parents think I masturbare
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Juicy fart | dropped load in pants
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Girls laughing behind you | must have sat in something
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Return to class from bathroom | everyone knows how long you've been gone
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Lurking /b/, car drives by | FBI
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Hear noise outside | ninjas are about to strike
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Car still behind me after two turns | prepare to fight
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Helicopters fly lowly around your neighborhood | FEEMA
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Hear person walking behind you | rapist
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Walked through a crowd and felt like no one saw me | oh shit, I'm dead
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Fapping, hear car drive by | pull up pants, lock doors
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Post FB status | no comments, everyone hates you
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Enter the pool | there's a shark in the pool
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Thinks something weird and sexual | everyone's sudeenly telepathic
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Hear a noise, dog isn't barking | the dog is already dead
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Turn off the downstairs light before going to bed upstairs | run for your life
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