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CRACKED CO MMYS When The Daily Wire called Patton Oswalt a "sudosed comedian," Oswalt responded with: 97 Patton Oswalt Follow epattonoswalt Guys, if you're gonna write an article about me being a "failed comedian" maybe don't use a pic of me holding up the Emmy I won for doing comedy?

CRACKED CO MMYS When The Daily Wire called Patton Oswalt a "sudosed comedian," Oswalt responded with: 97 Patton Oswalt Follow epattonoswalt Guys, if you're gonna write an article about me being a "failed comedian" maybe don't use a pic of me holding up the Emmy I won for doing comedy?

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