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Reddit Guy's Weird Sex Music / 'Cbat' by Hudson Mohawke

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Updated Sep 30, 2022 at 03:05PM EDT by sakshi.

Added Sep 02, 2022 at 06:00PM EDT by sakshi.

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About

Reddit Guy's Weird Sex Music or Cbat by Hudson Mohawke refers to reactions and memes made about a post to the /r/TIFU subreddit in which a user complains about his girlfriend's frustration with the music he prefers to play during intercourse. The story initially went viral on Twitter, before migrating to TikTok where people attempted to replicate how he would likely thrust to the beat of the song in question, "Cbat" by Hudson Mohawke.

Origin

On September 1st, 2022, Redditor[1] TylerLife submitted a post to the subreddit /r/TIFU, which stands for "Today I Fucked Up." The post read, "TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off." The post gathered over 75,000 upvotes in two days (seen below).


r/tifu. Posted by u/TylerLife 5 days ago S TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off A little back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance. I searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the rhythm. 28 There are a few songs to my playlist. However there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my favourite, that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way. I don't understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song, it's a good love making song with good rhythm. I feel the way I f----- up is I could have possibly asked her previously if she likes the playlist or any songs she'd like to add/change. But to leave it for two years thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has just been ruined by my music has left the whole situation feeling awkward and I'm a bit annoyed. I pretty much played this tune every single time so the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it, when I thought the complete opposite is annoying but also embarrassing in ways. Not to mention my previous partners, however they never complained about the song so maybe it's just her? It's f----- up the relationship tbh because sex feels awkward now. The other day we were having sex with no music but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognised this and asked me to stop. I thought this song was perfect and I always thrust along with the tune and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and find it devastating she hates the song. the song itself TL;DR She hates my love making tunes and didn't tell me for over two years making sex now awkward. 123k upvotes 5144 comments

The post received attention from people who thought the song was a funny choice for bedroom music. The track is called Cbat by Hudson Mohawke, and was uploaded to YouTube[2] on August 1st, 2011, and has gathered 2 million views in ten years (seen below)



Spread

On September 1st, 2022, Twitter[3] user @punished_cait reposted the Reddit post to Twitter alongside a caption that read, "please read this and then listen to the song. you are not prepared for the song." The tweet gathered over 200,000 likes and 40,000 retweets in nearly five days (seen below).


On September 2nd, 2022, TikTok[4] handle @redditrave reposted the story to TikTok, gathering over 28 million views and 3.2 million likes in nearly four days (seen below).


https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/7138473434346032430

Several TikTokers soon began to theorize about how the Redditor in question would thrust to the song, noting that his technique must have been melodic and not rhythmic for her to have noticed him following the beat to Cbat by Hudson Mowkawke even with no music playing.

On September 2nd, Hudson Mohawke's official Twitter account posted a video from the TikTok trends where someone tries to thrust to the beat of his song, alongside a caption that read, "[crying emojis] dying." The tweet gathered over 80,000 likes in nearly four days (seen below).


Parrot Singing Cbat TIFU Post

On September 29th, Redditer[5] WeFuckBackHard made a post on the subreddit /r/TIFU detailing how he accidentally taught his roommate's pet parrot to sing Cbat by Hudson Mohawke. He talks about how he was responsible for taking care of his roommate's parrot in his absence over the last weekend of September 2022, and chose to spend the time with his girlfriend while blasting Cbat as a joke. The parrot quickly learned the melody to the song and began to deliver it in a pitch perfect manner. The post gathered over 28,000 upvotes in one day (seen below).


28.6k TIFU by accidentally teaching my roommate's parrot to sing CBAT. My roommate doesn't know yet. M (self.tifu) submitted 1 day ago * (last edited 3 hours ago) by WeFuckBackHard 2 ● & 50 more Bird audio hyperlinked at the very end I am so dead. My roommate is out of town camping until the end of the weekend and he's going to kill me when he finds out. Ok, so we all know the story with CBAT(¹), no need to go into that. My roommate is out of town for a week, and I have the whole apartment to myself. Four days ago, I (29m) asked my gf (29f) if she would like to enjoy some delicious fun time while blasting CBAT. Her and I are both super weird, and are open to doing this kind of dumb stuff. To no surprise, she laughed and said yes. I just thought it would be funny to experience. To my surprise, it really wasn't as weird as I thought it would be. It might be that the love I have for her is so powerful, that it left only about 5% of my brain power focusing on the dolphin sounds in the background. The next day we decided to go at it again, only this time CBAT was a surprise for her. After a few minutes of kissing, I turned on the music and we both started laughing hysterically before getting it on. I even lasted longer than the day before, which I now regret. Here's the problem which I stupidly did not even take a second to consider. While my roommate is out of town, I'm taking care of his parrot who dwells in our living room, which shares a very thin door with my bedroom. This is no ordinary parrot. This is a chattering lory (same bird as that red one on youtube who goes "wuewuewue"). This bird does not shut up. He makes so much noise that I've naturally learned to ignore him after a year of living with it. Anyway, somehow it never even crossed my mind that these parrots learn words and sounds and mimic them surprisingly accurately. Before leaving for work yesterday morning, I made some coffee and sat down in the living room for a bit just relaxing and closing my eyes. All of a sudden, I hear the first few notes of CBAT in perfect pitch and rhythm. I opened my eyes and this little dude is staring me dead in the face. 5-10 seconds pass, and I hear it again. I just grabbed my things and left for work immediately. I had to escape, figuring I'd just find a way to fix this or explain this later. But the more I think about it, the more I realize that I'm just dead. My roommate isn't weird like me and he hates when I say silly things to the bird. When he comes back this weekend, I'm worried he's gonna give a notice and leave. Any advice on how to go about this would be greatly appreciated. I'm sweating as I'm writing this. And no, for privacy reasons, I will not be posting a video of the bird. TL;DR I tried intercourse with my gf twice while blasting CBAT just for the experience, and my roommate's parrot learned the song. My roommate doesn't know about this yet. EDIT: When I get back home from work today, I will sit by the bird and record audio. EDIT 2: Hyperlinked CBAT above for those who haven't read the story. EDIT 3: Here's the audio you skeptics[2]. Enjoy CBIRD. God help me. NSFW 1532 comments (992 new) source share save hide give award report crosspost hide all child comments

Also on September 29th, the Redditer provides audio proof of the parrot knowing and delivering a rendition of the infamous song in the form of an update at the end of his original post. The audio is hosted on the website Vocaroo. [6] The audio was then used in a YouTube[7] video titled, "Hudson Mohawke – Cbat (parrot version)." The parrot remix has gathered over 12,000 views in a day (seen below).



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https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/7138556867302755627
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/7138938813912534278


https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/7138978913350405422
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/7138782855831883014

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External References

[1] Reddit – TylerLife

[2] YouTube – PurpleLazerr

[3] Twitter – @punished_cait

[4] TikTok – redditrave

[5] Reddit – WeFuckBackHard

[6] Vocaroo – Parrot Rendition

[7] YouTube- Phanabani

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