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f music leads this Fool of Love, play on! If This favour'd melody shall set the pace. When first he sought to woo, he used this Song; For making love wants rhythm more than race. 'Once more, the tune!' to synchronise his thrust; His muse to do the deed without mishap; Lewd requiem; this Canticle of Lust, To sheathe within and die upon her lap. For four-and-twenty months hath she endur'd This auricular catch she calls a curse; Attended to his strain, till she demurr'd, To voice disdain; averse to such a verse. E'en in his head, she said, he must refrain. Not all can handle 'Sea-bat' and remain.
f music leads this Fool of Love, play on! If This favour'd melody shall set the pace. When first he sought to woo, he used this Song; For making love wants rhythm more than race. 'Once more, the tune!' to synchronise his thrust; His muse to do the deed without mishap; Lewd requiem; this Canticle of Lust, To sheathe within and die upon her lap. For four-and-twenty months hath she endur'd This auricular catch she calls a curse; Attended to his strain, till she demurr'd, To voice disdain; averse to such a verse. E'en in his head, she said, he must refrain. Not all can handle 'Sea-bat' and remain.

Reddit Guy's Weird Sex Music / 'Cbat' by Hudson Mohawke

Cbat story 3-year anniversary

tiru Posted by lyric Story! Happy 3rd birt day, Chat storyt TIFU/My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major tum off A lit a back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a lime stiff and pretty much had no loca what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the mythm in order to put on a better periannance. I searched love mading songs and started slowly creating a play st in which I was comfortabic matoning the mylim. There are a few Rangs to my playlist. Howevar thara is ena song in parties ar which actually happens to be my favourts, that my girlfriend hates and says tume her off in a major way. I don't understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song, It's a good love making song with good mythm. I feel the way I f----- up is I could have possibly asked her previously she likes the playlist or any songs she'd like to add/change. But to leave it for two years thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has jus been ruined by my music has fell the whole alluan testing awkward and I'm a bit annoyed. I pretty much played this tune every single is the amount of limes she must have not been enjoying it, when thought the complete opposite is annoying but she wenbaring in won. No to antien my previous, heraw they raw complained about the song sas maybe it's just how? It's f----- up the relationship toh because sex fools awkward now. The other day we were having sex with no music but i was still thrusting to the ture playing in my head. the recognised this and asked me to stop. I thought this song was perfect and I always thrust along with the tune and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and find it devastating she hates the song. the song its TL;DR She hates my lave making hines and don't wil me for over two years making saw now awkward. rd bi tiru-Posted by u'yorl TIFU/My (20F) girlfriend of two yea is weird and a major tum off Allt a back story; when I first started having sex much had no loca what I was doing. I read onlin a better perlonnance. I searched love mading songs and started slowl mytim. There are a few songs to my playlist. Howevar favourts, that my girlfriend hates and says name I don't understand why it has taken her two year good mythm. I fcall the way I f----- up is I could songs she'd like to ade/change. Bu, to leave it to been ruined by my music has fell the whole situ I pretty much played the tune every rem thought the complete opposite is annoying but » Novi forntien my previne parts, araw.w It's f----- up the relationship toh because sex music but i was still thrusting to the ture playing I thought this song was perfect and I always thru doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and the song ito TL;DR She hates my lava making hunes and de ∞ tru Posted by u'yorl U/My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex weird and a major tum off a back story; when I frst started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a line stiff and pretty hhad no loca what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the mythm in order to put on -der perionnance. arched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the im. reana a few songs to my playlist. However thara is ena song in particular, which actually happens to be my urte, that my girlfriend hates and says hume her off in a major way. tiru Posted by u'yoric TIFU/My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sc is weird and a major tum off Allt a back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a line stiff and pre much had no loca what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the mythm in order to put a better perionnance. I searched love maiding songs and started slowly creating a play st in which I was comfortabic matoning the луги. There are a few songs to my playlist. Howevar thara is ena song in parties ar which actually happens to be my favourts, that my girlfriend hates and says hums her off in a major way. I don't understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song, It's a good love making song w good mythm. I feel the way I f----- up is I could have possibly asked her previously she likes the playlist or songs she'd like to add change. But to leave it for two years thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has jus been ruined by my music has fell the whole alluan testing awkward and I'm a bit annoyed. I pretty much played this tune every single me the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it, whe thought the complete opposite is annoying but also wentroxxing in woon. No to antien my previous, heraw they raw complained about the song sas maybe it's just how? Es a good lous moving cowh
tiru Posted by lyric Story! Happy 3rd birt day, Chat storyt TIFU/My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major tum off A lit a back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a lime stiff and pretty much had no loca what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the mythm in order to put on a better periannance. I searched love mading songs and started slowly creating a play st in which I was comfortabic matoning the mylim. There are a few Rangs to my playlist. Howevar thara is ena song in parties ar which actually happens to be my favourts, that my girlfriend hates and says tume her off in a major way. I don't understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song, It's a good love making song with good mythm. I feel the way I f----- up is I could have possibly asked her previously she likes the playlist or any songs she'd like to add/change. But to leave it for two years thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has jus been ruined by my music has fell the whole alluan testing awkward and I'm a bit annoyed. I pretty much played this tune every single is the amount of limes she must have not been enjoying it, when thought the complete opposite is annoying but she wenbaring in won. No to antien my previous, heraw they raw complained about the song sas maybe it's just how? It's f----- up the relationship toh because sex fools awkward now. The other day we were having sex with no music but i was still thrusting to the ture playing in my head. the recognised this and asked me to stop. I thought this song was perfect and I always thrust along with the tune and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and find it devastating she hates the song. the song its TL;DR She hates my lave making hines and don't wil me for over two years making saw now awkward. rd bi tiru-Posted by u'yorl TIFU/My (20F) girlfriend of two yea is weird and a major tum off Allt a back story; when I first started having sex much had no loca what I was doing. I read onlin a better perlonnance. I searched love mading songs and started slowl mytim. There are a few songs to my playlist. Howevar favourts, that my girlfriend hates and says name I don't understand why it has taken her two year good mythm. I fcall the way I f----- up is I could songs she'd like to ade/change. Bu, to leave it to been ruined by my music has fell the whole situ I pretty much played the tune every rem thought the complete opposite is annoying but » Novi forntien my previne parts, araw.w It's f----- up the relationship toh because sex music but i was still thrusting to the ture playing I thought this song was perfect and I always thru doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and the song ito TL;DR She hates my lava making hunes and de ∞ tru Posted by u'yorl U/My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex weird and a major tum off a back story; when I frst started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a line stiff and pretty hhad no loca what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the mythm in order to put on -der perionnance. arched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the im. reana a few songs to my playlist. However thara is ena song in particular, which actually happens to be my urte, that my girlfriend hates and says hume her off in a major way. tiru Posted by u'yoric TIFU/My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sc is weird and a major tum off Allt a back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a line stiff and pre much had no loca what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the mythm in order to put a better perionnance. I searched love maiding songs and started slowly creating a play st in which I was comfortabic matoning the луги. There are a few songs to my playlist. Howevar thara is ena song in parties ar which actually happens to be my favourts, that my girlfriend hates and says hums her off in a major way. I don't understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song, It's a good love making song w good mythm. I feel the way I f----- up is I could have possibly asked her previously she likes the playlist or songs she'd like to add change. But to leave it for two years thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has jus been ruined by my music has fell the whole alluan testing awkward and I'm a bit annoyed. I pretty much played this tune every single me the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it, whe thought the complete opposite is annoying but also wentroxxing in woon. No to antien my previous, heraw they raw complained about the song sas maybe it's just how? Es a good lous moving cowh

Reddit Guy's Weird Sex Music / 'Cbat' by Hudson Mohawke

Cbat Applebee's story

HUDSON SHAWKE MO SATIN PANTHERS 13KiB, 225x225, 1000002846.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO + Anonymous Fri 24 Jan 2025 19:03:22 No.80156124 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>80156535 >>80156559 >be me >on school trip >decide to eat at applebees >see touchtunes station in the corner >decide to download the app cuz why not >looking at the catalog of music >hudson mohawke cbat >convince friends to use the sign up link so we get free credits >we queue it up once, it blares really f------ loud through the restaurant >we decide it's a good idea to queue it up repeatedly >staff peering at us around the corner >nearly got entire school group kicked out of applebees over cbat Is it safe to go back? do you think I'm on a "do not serve" list in that applebees? I was the one laughing the hardest so it's pretty obvious it was me
HUDSON SHAWKE MO SATIN PANTHERS 13KiB, 225x225, 1000002846.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO + Anonymous Fri 24 Jan 2025 19:03:22 No.80156124 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>80156535 >>80156559 >be me >on school trip >decide to eat at applebees >see touchtunes station in the corner >decide to download the app cuz why not >looking at the catalog of music >hudson mohawke cbat >convince friends to use the sign up link so we get free credits >we queue it up once, it blares really f------ loud through the restaurant >we decide it's a good idea to queue it up repeatedly >staff peering at us around the corner >nearly got entire school group kicked out of applebees over cbat Is it safe to go back? do you think I'm on a "do not serve" list in that applebees? I was the one laughing the hardest so it's pretty obvious it was me

Reddit Guy's Weird Sex Music / 'Cbat' by Hudson Mohawke

Cbat Parrot Update

28.6k TIFU by accidentally teaching my roommate's parrot to sing CBAT. My roommate doesn't know yet. M (self.tifu) submitted 1 day ago * (last edited 3 hours ago) by WeFuckBackHard 2 ● & 50 more Bird audio hyperlinked at the very end I am so dead. My roommate is out of town camping until the end of the weekend and he's going to kill me when he finds out. Ok, so we all know the story with CBAT(¹), no need to go into that. My roommate is out of town for a week, and I have the whole apartment to myself. Four days ago, I (29m) asked my gf (29f) if she would like to enjoy some delicious fun time while blasting CBAT. Her and I are both super weird, and are open to doing this kind of dumb stuff. To no surprise, she laughed and said yes. I just thought it would be funny to experience. To my surprise, it really wasn't as weird as I thought it would be. It might be that the love I have for her is so powerful, that it left only about 5% of my brain power focusing on the dolphin sounds in the background. The next day we decided to go at it again, only this time CBAT was a surprise for her. After a few minutes of kissing, I turned on the music and we both started laughing hysterically before getting it on. I even lasted longer than the day before, which I now regret. Here's the problem which I stupidly did not even take a second to consider. While my roommate is out of town, I'm taking care of his parrot who dwells in our living room, which shares a very thin door with my bedroom. This is no ordinary parrot. This is a chattering lory (same bird as that red one on youtube who goes "wuewuewue"). This bird does not shut up. He makes so much noise that I've naturally learned to ignore him after a year of living with it. Anyway, somehow it never even crossed my mind that these parrots learn words and sounds and mimic them surprisingly accurately. Before leaving for work yesterday morning, I made some coffee and sat down in the living room for a bit just relaxing and closing my eyes. All of a sudden, I hear the first few notes of CBAT in perfect pitch and rhythm. I opened my eyes and this little dude is staring me dead in the face. 5-10 seconds pass, and I hear it again. I just grabbed my things and left for work immediately. I had to escape, figuring I'd just find a way to fix this or explain this later. But the more I think about it, the more I realize that I'm just dead. My roommate isn't weird like me and he hates when I say silly things to the bird. When he comes back this weekend, I'm worried he's gonna give a notice and leave. Any advice on how to go about this would be greatly appreciated. I'm sweating as I'm writing this. And no, for privacy reasons, I will not be posting a video of the bird. TL;DR I tried intercourse with my gf twice while blasting CBAT just for the experience, and my roommate's parrot learned the song. My roommate doesn't know about this yet. EDIT: When I get back home from work today, I will sit by the bird and record audio. EDIT 2: Hyperlinked CBAT above for those who haven't read the story. EDIT 3: Here's the audio you skeptics[2]. Enjoy CBIRD. God help me. NSFW 1532 comments (992 new) source share save hide give award report crosspost hide all child comments
28.6k TIFU by accidentally teaching my roommate's parrot to sing CBAT. My roommate doesn't know yet. M (self.tifu) submitted 1 day ago * (last edited 3 hours ago) by WeFuckBackHard 2 ● & 50 more Bird audio hyperlinked at the very end I am so dead. My roommate is out of town camping until the end of the weekend and he's going to kill me when he finds out. Ok, so we all know the story with CBAT(¹), no need to go into that. My roommate is out of town for a week, and I have the whole apartment to myself. Four days ago, I (29m) asked my gf (29f) if she would like to enjoy some delicious fun time while blasting CBAT. Her and I are both super weird, and are open to doing this kind of dumb stuff. To no surprise, she laughed and said yes. I just thought it would be funny to experience. To my surprise, it really wasn't as weird as I thought it would be. It might be that the love I have for her is so powerful, that it left only about 5% of my brain power focusing on the dolphin sounds in the background. The next day we decided to go at it again, only this time CBAT was a surprise for her. After a few minutes of kissing, I turned on the music and we both started laughing hysterically before getting it on. I even lasted longer than the day before, which I now regret. Here's the problem which I stupidly did not even take a second to consider. While my roommate is out of town, I'm taking care of his parrot who dwells in our living room, which shares a very thin door with my bedroom. This is no ordinary parrot. This is a chattering lory (same bird as that red one on youtube who goes "wuewuewue"). This bird does not shut up. He makes so much noise that I've naturally learned to ignore him after a year of living with it. Anyway, somehow it never even crossed my mind that these parrots learn words and sounds and mimic them surprisingly accurately. Before leaving for work yesterday morning, I made some coffee and sat down in the living room for a bit just relaxing and closing my eyes. All of a sudden, I hear the first few notes of CBAT in perfect pitch and rhythm. I opened my eyes and this little dude is staring me dead in the face. 5-10 seconds pass, and I hear it again. I just grabbed my things and left for work immediately. I had to escape, figuring I'd just find a way to fix this or explain this later. But the more I think about it, the more I realize that I'm just dead. My roommate isn't weird like me and he hates when I say silly things to the bird. When he comes back this weekend, I'm worried he's gonna give a notice and leave. Any advice on how to go about this would be greatly appreciated. I'm sweating as I'm writing this. And no, for privacy reasons, I will not be posting a video of the bird. TL;DR I tried intercourse with my gf twice while blasting CBAT just for the experience, and my roommate's parrot learned the song. My roommate doesn't know about this yet. EDIT: When I get back home from work today, I will sit by the bird and record audio. EDIT 2: Hyperlinked CBAT above for those who haven't read the story. EDIT 3: Here's the audio you skeptics[2]. Enjoy CBIRD. God help me. NSFW 1532 comments (992 new) source share save hide give award report crosspost hide all child comments

Reddit Guy's Weird Sex Music / 'Cbat' by Hudson Mohawke

Reddit TIFU Cbat Hudson Mohawke

r/tifu. Posted by u/TylerLife 5 days ago S TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off A little back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance. I searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the rhythm. 28 There are a few songs to my playlist. However there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my favourite, that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way. I don't understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song, it's a good love making song with good rhythm. I feel the way I f----- up is I could have possibly asked her previously if she likes the playlist or any songs she'd like to add/change. But to leave it for two years thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has just been ruined by my music has left the whole situation feeling awkward and I'm a bit annoyed. I pretty much played this tune every single time so the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it, when I thought the complete opposite is annoying but also embarrassing in ways. Not to mention my previous partners, however they never complained about the song so maybe it's just her? It's f----- up the relationship tbh because sex feels awkward now. The other day we were having sex with no music but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognised this and asked me to stop. I thought this song was perfect and I always thrust along with the tune and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and find it devastating she hates the song. the song itself TL;DR She hates my love making tunes and didn't tell me for over two years making sex now awkward. 123k upvotes 5144 comments
r/tifu. Posted by u/TylerLife 5 days ago S TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off A little back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance. I searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the rhythm. 28 There are a few songs to my playlist. However there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my favourite, that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way. I don't understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song, it's a good love making song with good rhythm. I feel the way I f----- up is I could have possibly asked her previously if she likes the playlist or any songs she'd like to add/change. But to leave it for two years thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has just been ruined by my music has left the whole situation feeling awkward and I'm a bit annoyed. I pretty much played this tune every single time so the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it, when I thought the complete opposite is annoying but also embarrassing in ways. Not to mention my previous partners, however they never complained about the song so maybe it's just her? It's f----- up the relationship tbh because sex feels awkward now. The other day we were having sex with no music but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognised this and asked me to stop. I thought this song was perfect and I always thrust along with the tune and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and find it devastating she hates the song. the song itself TL;DR She hates my love making tunes and didn't tell me for over two years making sex now awkward. 123k upvotes 5144 comments

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