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>> Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17:13:08 No.503678250 >>503678791 >>503679183 >>503680107 >>503682016 >>503685969 >>503686861 File: 1572443678272.png (58 KB, 398x306) >>503677519 (OP) I've dated 2 girls i met from mmos. we just happened to live in the same city and met up, and it just clicked so we kept at it. dated one for 6 months the other for 3 years. first one I broke up with cause she kept blowing off our dates, and that just always pisses me Nhune Were Frew off. second girl died of cancer. Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17:20:50 No.503679183 File: hu_1422640493_2816201342.jpg (86 KB, 1920x1080) >>503679380 >>503678250 Sad to hear she passed away anon. Did she at least drop any good loot? Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17:22:31 No.503679380 >>503679584 >>503679626 >>503679775 >>503679863 >>503679936 >>503680140 >>503680157 >>503680298 >>503680323 >>503680792 >>503680935 >>503681150 >>503681212 >>503681226 >>503681394 >>503681519 >>503681802 >>503681816 >>503681935 >>503681954 >>503682016 >>503682202 >>503682258 >>503682340 >>503682645 >>503682654 >>503682836 >>503682942 >>503683317 >>503683370 >>503683461 >>503683482 >>503683547 >>503683603 >>503683608 >>503683859 >>503684013 >>503684310 >>503684450 >>503684691 >>503684905 >>503685019 >>503685072 >>503685139 >>503685639 >>503685851 >>503685903 >>503685981 >>503686171 >>503686181 >>503686295 >>503686349 >>503686408 >>503686836 >>503686861 >>503686923 >>503687263 >>503687291 >>503687373 >>503687958 >>503679183 just a ring that lost its all of its enchantment.

>> Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17:13:08 No.503678250 >>503678791 >>503679183 >>503680107 >>503682016 >>503685969 >>503686861 File: 1572443678272.png (58 KB, 398x306) >>503677519 (OP) I've dated 2 girls i met from mmos. we just happened to live in the same city and met up, and it just clicked so we kept at it. dated one for 6 months the other for 3 years. first one I broke up with cause she kept blowing off our dates, and that just always pisses me Nhune Were Frew off. second girl died of cancer. Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17:20:50 No.503679183 File: hu_1422640493_2816201342.jpg (86 KB, 1920x1080) >>503679380 >>503678250 Sad to hear she passed away anon. Did she at least drop any good loot? Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17:22:31 No.503679380 >>503679584 >>503679626 >>503679775 >>503679863 >>503679936 >>503680140 >>503680157 >>503680298 >>503680323 >>503680792 >>503680935 >>503681150 >>503681212 >>503681226 >>503681394 >>503681519 >>503681802 >>503681816 >>503681935 >>503681954 >>503682016 >>503682202 >>503682258 >>503682340 >>503682645 >>503682654 >>503682836 >>503682942 >>503683317 >>503683370 >>503683461 >>503683482 >>503683547 >>503683603 >>503683608 >>503683859 >>503684013 >>503684310 >>503684450 >>503684691 >>503684905 >>503685019 >>503685072 >>503685139 >>503685639 >>503685851 >>503685903 >>503685981 >>503686171 >>503686181 >>503686295 >>503686349 >>503686408 >>503686836 >>503686861 >>503686923 >>503687263 >>503687291 >>503687373 >>503687958 >>503679183 just a ring that lost its all of its enchantment.

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File: images jog (10 KB, 308x163) O Racist ass Japanese Anonymous (ID: CDKCWD• 03/23/19(Sat)05:47:30 No.207439166 2207439284 2207439299 207439412 20743971520742A 207440001 2207440030 207440728 2074 22207442459 22207442518 22207442720 22207443088 2207444038 22207444288 2220744439 22207444883 22207444702 2207445565 22207445772 2207448135 22207448881 22207447485 22207448073 22207451348 22207451947 2 20745355 2074539 207454126 207454221 207454325 207454403 207454577 »207454760 207454792 20745495 >207455835 20745585 207456295 207456520 207456594 207457770 207457938 > Why is Japanese people so damn racist against the black man? I thought it was only whites who is racist, but I come over here to get away from all that s--- and teach some English, an I'm still getting hassled by the pigs an s--- like that every day Yesterday my students gave me my goin away presents an one said "back to Africa family" with a racist ass drawing of me with an arrow to a bunch of monkeys an s---. They know I'm from Chicago. They ain't got no slavery. They ain't got no Jim Crow. They ain't got no white privilege. Why they be racist? O Anonymous (ID ELDIOWD• 03/23/19(Sat)06:05:02 No 207441076 • 20744127 207441410 207441445 207441646 207441652 207441910 207442047 >207444210 27444610 2074448002074454R0 207445831 207445006 207446123 207445 22207449405 2207449653 2207450493 2207450885 2>207451581 22207452084 2207452582 207459015 >207459802 207454874 2207455895 25207458458 >207458824 2207457E30 >207457837 2207458404 2>207458502 >207453872 207461081 File: 20190323 120145 jog (1.02 MB, 2560x1440) This s--- is heartbreaking. back to Afrika famiry TILONEO OO LTEACHER POST C ARD STAMP

File: images jog (10 KB, 308x163) O Racist ass Japanese Anonymous (ID: CDKCWD• 03/23/19(Sat)05:47:30 No.207439166 2207439284 2207439299 207439412 20743971520742A 207440001 2207440030 207440728 2074 22207442459 22207442518 22207442720 22207443088 2207444038 22207444288 2220744439 22207444883 22207444702 2207445565 22207445772 2207448135 22207448881 22207447485 22207448073 22207451348 22207451947 2 20745355 2074539 207454126 207454221 207454325 207454403 207454577 »207454760 207454792 20745495 >207455835 20745585 207456295 207456520 207456594 207457770 207457938 > Why is Japanese people so damn racist against the black man? I thought it was only whites who is racist, but I come over here to get away from all that s--- and teach some English, an I'm still getting hassled by the pigs an s--- like that every day Yesterday my students gave me my goin away presents an one said "back to Africa family" with a racist ass drawing of me with an arrow to a bunch of monkeys an s---. They know I'm from Chicago. They ain't got no slavery. They ain't got no Jim Crow. They ain't got no white privilege. Why they be racist? O Anonymous (ID ELDIOWD• 03/23/19(Sat)06:05:02 No 207441076 • 20744127 207441410 207441445 207441646 207441652 207441910 207442047 >207444210 27444610 2074448002074454R0 207445831 207445006 207446123 207445 22207449405 2207449653 2207450493 2207450885 2>207451581 22207452084 2207452582 207459015 >207459802 207454874 2207455895 25207458458 >207458824 2207457E30 >207457837 2207458404 2>207458502 >207453872 207461081 File: 20190323 120145 jog (1.02 MB, 2560x1440) This s--- is heartbreaking. back to Afrika famiry TILONEO OO LTEACHER POST C ARD STAMP

Axis Leaders and their Wackiness Quotient - collab work by /his/, /pol/ and /tv/

Name Adolf Hitler Hermann Göring Heinrich Himmler Joseph Goebbels Reinhard Heydrich Joachim von Ribbentrop Albert Speer Martin Bormann Rudolph Hess Karl Dönitz Portrait Role Fuhrer Commander of the Luftwaffe Commander of the SS Minister of Propaganda Director of the Gestapo Minister of Foreign Affairs Minister of Architecture Hitler's Chief of Staff Deputy Fuhrer Commander of the Navy Notable Incidents 1. WWI Ace fighter pilot who 1. Owned a secret wizard 1. Got the job because he'd because he didn't want them read a British book about spies noblemen ruled Britain 1. Said he wanted to retire 1. Murdered his six children 1. Believed a secret cabal of 1. Engaged in mass slave labor 1. Hated his brother so much 1. Stole a plane so he could 1. Specialized in submarine after the war and focus on his served with the Red Baron, castle of Jews because he wanted to that when he was told by negotiate an end to the war warfare; probably did the |2. King of England tried to major hero who joined the Nazis early on painting 2. Tried to restore the Knights to live in a non-Nazi world and knew some of the lingo build cool-looking buildings Hitler to deliver a letter to with Britain by speaking to an most damage to the Allies of 2. Terrified of cats of the Round Table (Göring and Himmler didn't; 2. Earned the names "God of shake his hand; he thought he 2. After release from prison, him, he found another random unimportant Scottish noble any single German officer 3. Built a crypt to house rings their kids were released by the Allies unharmed) 2. Created a military unit of 3. Had 15 young women taste 2. Developed morphine Death" and "Man with an was doing a Nazi salute; did wrote several books about guy and told him to do it he'd never met but had heard 2. Escaped execution for his his food for poison before addiction after being shot in of dead SS officers to bind Iron Heart" one in return but accidentally how he was "the good Nazi" 2. Once had to meet Hitler in about from a guy who'd met crimes because the British eating the leg; ballooned in weight them to eternal SS service 3. Died when he took an smacked the king in the face; 3. Convinced Nuremburg the presence of his brother; him one time years before; were also guilty of most of 4. Declared a random tribe and was nearly always high as 4. Tried to escape the children, amputees, and old open-roof car onto an tried to make it look like his judges to kill his subordinates they stood side-by-side so they did not consult Hitler before them and realized it would be for carrying out his plans while could face Hitler without sparing him because he of Native Americans he'd a result British by calling himself men; couldn't even get them unsecured road and assassins own fault doing this super awkward to prosecute never met to be honorary 3. Covered up his brother's "Heinrich Hitzinger" enough guns came for him; instead of just 3. Demanded all British having to look at each other 2. During his trial, claimed to him Aryans; refused to do so for crime of helping Jews escape 5. Instituted a breeding 3. Was 5'5"/165cm driving away, pulled a gun suffer from amnesia to avoid 3. Got appointed as President diplomats do the Nazi salute opposed the plans he himself 3. Slavishly loyal to Hitler 4. Hated by everyone; Italians because it would make him program between 4. Doctorate in Philosophy and ordered the car to stop so (overruled by Hitler) had ordered answering questions; finally admitted he was lying of Germany after Hitler's 5. Claimed to be literally look bad; this only made it Norweigian women and 5. Wife's stepfather was |he could personally shoot at 4. Tried to get the USSR to tolerated only because he death solely because he was possessed by a mystical easier for the brother to keep handsome Germans Jewish; she made no attempt them, thus giving them join the Axis without asking genuinely a fantastic 3. Hanged himself in prison the most important person left who was definitely not in 1987 at the age of 93 A---- spirit to Mussolini; Mussolini felt "completely |disoriented" and didn't know so he could focus on collecting he had a German ancestor helping Jews escape 6. Tried to save a Jew who to save him, he died in a camp another chance to kill him Hitler first officer worker 4. Delegated work to others "looked A----" if he'd say 6. Göring believed his wife |4. Hitler personally blamed 5. Tried to negotiate for the 5. Body found on the side of a involved in any attempts at assassinating Hitler 4. Only major action as was cheating on him with him for his own death, then return of German's African road, then disappeared; no if he was joking or not fancy art and designing new or parent; Jew refused Hitler; evidence for this is ordered attacks on the colonies without consulting one knows how he died, only assassins' villages, murdering Hitler; after Hitler told him to 1300 innocent people; 6. Convinced he was saved by uniforms that had nothing to 7. Believed he was the sketchy at best when and where president was to stall the do with his job stop, he continued to agitate for them without asking for destiny when Operation reincarnation of an ancient Russians as long as possible to let soldiers escape west and Valkyrie failed to kill him Churchill wanted to bomb 5. Only major Nazi who didn't German king and Hindu god mind jokes at his expense; 7. Got blackmailed by his 8. Employed a child molester German civilians in retaliation them back, confusing the surrender to Americans newphew William Hitler, who loved hearing fat jokes as his chief wizard advisor and had to be talked down British and French instead 9. Sent an expedition into Tibet to find a yeti later left Germany and joined 6. Owned multiple pet lions 6. Got an elderly woman to the US Navy 7. After the Luftwaffe was adopt him in his 30s so he 8. Had a favorite alligator at destroyed, spent the last year 10. Allowed a gay Jewish SS could add a "von" to his name; the zoo; alligator was taken of the war throwing crazy officer because he could help later complained when Göring and is still alive in Moscow drug parties because he had find the Holy Grail wouldn't use the von, so | 10. Watched Charlie Chaplin's nothing else to do 11. Was a professional chicken Göring tried to smack him anti-Nazi movie at least twice 8. "No Allied plane can reach farmer between wars with a baton but couldn't 11. Sent a guy to the Eastern the Ruhr. If one does, my 12. Joined a dueling club with reach because he was too fat Front for joking that swatting name is not Göring. You can a Jewish president flies is a job for the Luftwaffe call me Hermann Meyer." Wackiness Quotient 90% 90% 140% 70% 60% 80% 20% 50% 80% 0% Name Benito Mussolini Victor Emmanuel Hirohito Hideki Tojo Plaek Phibunsongkhram Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim Boris III Vidkun Quisling Anton Mussert Philippe Pétain Portrait Role Prime Minister of Italy King of Italy Emperor of Japan Prime Minister of Japan Prime Minister of Thailand President of Finland Puppet Leader of Netherlands Puppet Leader of Vichy France 1. Professional engineer King of Bulgaria Puppet Leader of Norway Notable Incidents 1. Parents disagreed about baptism; compromised by not 2. Given following advice by marine biology; built a 1. Agreed by everyone to be 1. Extreme Thai nationalist the most humorless man in 1. Felt Norway should join wwI, was vague about whose 2. Married his own mother's 1. 5'0"/153cm 1. Legitimate scientist in 1. Separated from his first 1. Father got himself 1. Retired before WWI, called |despite being half-Chinese wife in 1902, took until 1919 excommunicated from the out of retirement to fight sister (his aunt), against his mother's wishes baptizing him, but instead his father: "To be a king, all laboratory in the Imperial Japan, had no hobbies except 2. First name means "strange" to bother divorcing her Catholic Church side 2. Great friends with Charles sending him to a school run by you need to know is how to in English; given it because he 2. Was involved in an aborted 2. Godson of Tsar Nicholas II 2. Joined communist party, de Gualle Palace and published several bringing paperwork home real scientific papers monks; got expelled when he sign your name, read a with him then fascist party 3. Completely opposed to 3. Went to communist Russia Party in 1931, party had huge basically every action France to fashion all of his ideas and 3. Got a surprise birthday visit 4. Agreed to join the Axis, but as a military attache, bought Jewish population; party lost took between wars, felt they looked bizarre as a child Russian plan to invade China 3. Had his marriage legally 3. Founded Dutch Fascist stabbed another student newspaper, and mount a 2. First Japanese prince to 2. "I am just an ordinary man 3. Loved Mussolini and tried pre-WWI registered by Mussolini 2. Wrote a romance novel horse" leave Japan and visit Europe; with no shining talents" 3. Short career as a teacher 3. Only major leader during immediately played golf and 3. Kept trying to resign after style based on him by Hitler when he turned 75 refused to declare war on the lots of cheap art from most of its members after it would weaken it if Germany 4. Got kicked out of Italian both WWI and wWII bet on horse races (royalty he realized the war was lost; 4. Loved Thai traditions but 4. Refused to be president Soviet Union; still declared desperate people, sold it in became clear how antisemitic invaded again Socialist Party; invented 4. Had opportunity to just end was forbidden from directly Hirohito kept forcing him to wanted Thailand to look fascism right away; appointed handling money, so he told his stay until important generals civilized to the West; forced was forced to take job by due to age and bad health; "symbolic war" on Britain Norway Germany was; switched plans 4. After Germany invaded, French government dissolved itself and appointed him as fascism as a response 5. Spent entire war trying to 4. Nazis invaded Norway and to weakening resistance to a 5. Said the USA, Britain, and Mussolini prime minster aides to do it) wanted him removed everyone to wear Western government against his will avoid sending Jews to Hitler told king to appoint Quisling potential German invasion France were doomed because anyway because it meant of low birth rates, and that as prime minister, king said because she had a color-blind Roosevelt for not letting Japan instead of their hands (as was by Hitler when he turned 75 ideas, including sending them he'd rather abdicate 3. Almost didn't marry his wife 4. Blamed Theodore clothing and eat with forks 5. Got a surprise birthday visit by using increasingly insane 4. Tried to kidnap the Queen leader because he was the communists couldn't seize of the Netherlands most important person left in the USA would be overtaken control relative annex all of Siberia after the tradition) 6. Knew that Hitler hated to Palestine via Switzerland 5. Nazis didn't even want him, 5. Begged queen for clemency France; took office at 84 5. Sentenced to life in prison; by high-birth rate blacks 5. Had power to remove 4. Ate fried egg, sausage, Russo-Japanese War; hated 5. Favorite book was named smoking, so he lit a cigar right 6. Died of heart failure in but he was the only person in after Germany lost; was 6. Had no formal position; just Mussolini at any point; waited bacon, grilled tomato, and Americans afterward "Jews of the East," which was in front of him 1943, possibly poisoned the government who would refused died at 95 years old marched to Rome and told the until Americans reached Italy English tea for breakfast 5. Slapped people in the face about the Chinese minority 7. Ordered Finnish Jews to 6. Full name: Boris Klemens work with them 6. Tried to use his position as living in Thailand 5. Built golf course in palace because he thought it helped 6. Due to the way time zones 6. Met Dalai Lama; gave him Stanislaus Xavier king to appoint him as Prime because he was afraid people every day while giving them orders fight alongside Nazis Robert Maria Pius Ludwig 6. Norway abolished capital leader of France to make Minister; king obeyed wouldn't listen to him punishment in 1905; executed people go outdoors and hike 7. Did not hate Jews at all, 6. Declared Italy would join 6. Ordered civilians of Saipan train people not descended work, was invaded by Japan a pistol him anyway more often considered Italian Jews to just the Allies during WWII to commit suicide if the island from samurai both before and after the be normal Italians without telling any generals; was captured by Americans 6. Planned to annex Australia, attack on Pearl Harbor 8. Called the master race idea thousands of Italians were because he disliked the idea New Guinea, India, Pakistan, 7. Only Axis leader allowed to "nonsense, stupid, and idiotic" left in German-controlled of white people capturing Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, New regain power after WWII; 9. Was arrested and territory to die 7. Abdicated throne after Japanese civilians 7. Tried to convert Japan to Zealand, Alaska, Hawaii, Americans liked that he hated imprisoned in a ski resort British Colombia, Yukon, communism | 10. Extremely scared that wwIl to convince people not Christianity after defeat Washington state, Ecuador, people in the future would to vote the Italian Monarchy because he thought the all of Central America except think Hitler invented fascism out of existence; failed Americans would go easier on Mexico, Cuba, Jamaica, Haiti, instead of him fellow Christians; MacArthur all Southeast Asia, and Macau forced him not to Wackiness Quotient 60% 40% 50% 60% 60% 20% 20% 40% 30% 10%

Name Adolf Hitler Hermann Göring Heinrich Himmler Joseph Goebbels Reinhard Heydrich Joachim von Ribbentrop Albert Speer Martin Bormann Rudolph Hess Karl Dönitz Portrait Role Fuhrer Commander of the Luftwaffe Commander of the SS Minister of Propaganda Director of the Gestapo Minister of Foreign Affairs Minister of Architecture Hitler's Chief of Staff Deputy Fuhrer Commander of the Navy Notable Incidents 1. WWI Ace fighter pilot who 1. Owned a secret wizard 1. Got the job because he'd because he didn't want them read a British book about spies noblemen ruled Britain 1. Said he wanted to retire 1. Murdered his six children 1. Believed a secret cabal of 1. Engaged in mass slave labor 1. Hated his brother so much 1. Stole a plane so he could 1. Specialized in submarine after the war and focus on his served with the Red Baron, castle of Jews because he wanted to that when he was told by negotiate an end to the war warfare; probably did the |2. King of England tried to major hero who joined the Nazis early on painting 2. Tried to restore the Knights to live in a non-Nazi world and knew some of the lingo build cool-looking buildings Hitler to deliver a letter to with Britain by speaking to an most damage to the Allies of 2. Terrified of cats of the Round Table (Göring and Himmler didn't; 2. Earned the names "God of shake his hand; he thought he 2. After release from prison, him, he found another random unimportant Scottish noble any single German officer 3. Built a crypt to house rings their kids were released by the Allies unharmed) 2. Created a military unit of 3. Had 15 young women taste 2. Developed morphine Death" and "Man with an was doing a Nazi salute; did wrote several books about guy and told him to do it he'd never met but had heard 2. Escaped execution for his his food for poison before addiction after being shot in of dead SS officers to bind Iron Heart" one in return but accidentally how he was "the good Nazi" 2. Once had to meet Hitler in about from a guy who'd met crimes because the British eating the leg; ballooned in weight them to eternal SS service 3. Died when he took an smacked the king in the face; 3. Convinced Nuremburg the presence of his brother; him one time years before; were also guilty of most of 4. Declared a random tribe and was nearly always high as 4. Tried to escape the children, amputees, and old open-roof car onto an tried to make it look like his judges to kill his subordinates they stood side-by-side so they did not consult Hitler before them and realized it would be for carrying out his plans while could face Hitler without sparing him because he of Native Americans he'd a result British by calling himself men; couldn't even get them unsecured road and assassins own fault doing this super awkward to prosecute never met to be honorary 3. Covered up his brother's "Heinrich Hitzinger" enough guns came for him; instead of just 3. Demanded all British having to look at each other 2. During his trial, claimed to him Aryans; refused to do so for crime of helping Jews escape 5. Instituted a breeding 3. Was 5'5"/165cm driving away, pulled a gun suffer from amnesia to avoid 3. Got appointed as President diplomats do the Nazi salute opposed the plans he himself 3. Slavishly loyal to Hitler 4. Hated by everyone; Italians because it would make him program between 4. Doctorate in Philosophy and ordered the car to stop so (overruled by Hitler) had ordered answering questions; finally admitted he was lying of Germany after Hitler's 5. Claimed to be literally look bad; this only made it Norweigian women and 5. Wife's stepfather was |he could personally shoot at 4. Tried to get the USSR to tolerated only because he death solely because he was possessed by a mystical easier for the brother to keep handsome Germans Jewish; she made no attempt them, thus giving them join the Axis without asking genuinely a fantastic 3. Hanged himself in prison the most important person left who was definitely not in 1987 at the age of 93 A---- spirit to Mussolini; Mussolini felt "completely |disoriented" and didn't know so he could focus on collecting he had a German ancestor helping Jews escape 6. Tried to save a Jew who to save him, he died in a camp another chance to kill him Hitler first officer worker 4. Delegated work to others "looked A----" if he'd say 6. Göring believed his wife |4. Hitler personally blamed 5. Tried to negotiate for the 5. Body found on the side of a involved in any attempts at assassinating Hitler 4. Only major action as was cheating on him with him for his own death, then return of German's African road, then disappeared; no if he was joking or not fancy art and designing new or parent; Jew refused Hitler; evidence for this is ordered attacks on the colonies without consulting one knows how he died, only assassins' villages, murdering Hitler; after Hitler told him to 1300 innocent people; 6. Convinced he was saved by uniforms that had nothing to 7. Believed he was the sketchy at best when and where president was to stall the do with his job stop, he continued to agitate for them without asking for destiny when Operation reincarnation of an ancient Russians as long as possible to let soldiers escape west and Valkyrie failed to kill him Churchill wanted to bomb 5. Only major Nazi who didn't German king and Hindu god mind jokes at his expense; 7. Got blackmailed by his 8. Employed a child molester German civilians in retaliation them back, confusing the surrender to Americans newphew William Hitler, who loved hearing fat jokes as his chief wizard advisor and had to be talked down British and French instead 9. Sent an expedition into Tibet to find a yeti later left Germany and joined 6. Owned multiple pet lions 6. Got an elderly woman to the US Navy 7. After the Luftwaffe was adopt him in his 30s so he 8. Had a favorite alligator at destroyed, spent the last year 10. Allowed a gay Jewish SS could add a "von" to his name; the zoo; alligator was taken of the war throwing crazy officer because he could help later complained when Göring and is still alive in Moscow drug parties because he had find the Holy Grail wouldn't use the von, so | 10. Watched Charlie Chaplin's nothing else to do 11. Was a professional chicken Göring tried to smack him anti-Nazi movie at least twice 8. "No Allied plane can reach farmer between wars with a baton but couldn't 11. Sent a guy to the Eastern the Ruhr. If one does, my 12. Joined a dueling club with reach because he was too fat Front for joking that swatting name is not Göring. You can a Jewish president flies is a job for the Luftwaffe call me Hermann Meyer." Wackiness Quotient 90% 90% 140% 70% 60% 80% 20% 50% 80% 0% Name Benito Mussolini Victor Emmanuel Hirohito Hideki Tojo Plaek Phibunsongkhram Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim Boris III Vidkun Quisling Anton Mussert Philippe Pétain Portrait Role Prime Minister of Italy King of Italy Emperor of Japan Prime Minister of Japan Prime Minister of Thailand President of Finland Puppet Leader of Netherlands Puppet Leader of Vichy France 1. Professional engineer King of Bulgaria Puppet Leader of Norway Notable Incidents 1. Parents disagreed about baptism; compromised by not 2. Given following advice by marine biology; built a 1. Agreed by everyone to be 1. Extreme Thai nationalist the most humorless man in 1. Felt Norway should join wwI, was vague about whose 2. Married his own mother's 1. 5'0"/153cm 1. Legitimate scientist in 1. Separated from his first 1. Father got himself 1. Retired before WWI, called |despite being half-Chinese wife in 1902, took until 1919 excommunicated from the out of retirement to fight sister (his aunt), against his mother's wishes baptizing him, but instead his father: "To be a king, all laboratory in the Imperial Japan, had no hobbies except 2. First name means "strange" to bother divorcing her Catholic Church side 2. Great friends with Charles sending him to a school run by you need to know is how to in English; given it because he 2. Was involved in an aborted 2. Godson of Tsar Nicholas II 2. Joined communist party, de Gualle Palace and published several bringing paperwork home real scientific papers monks; got expelled when he sign your name, read a with him then fascist party 3. Completely opposed to 3. Went to communist Russia Party in 1931, party had huge basically every action France to fashion all of his ideas and 3. Got a surprise birthday visit 4. Agreed to join the Axis, but as a military attache, bought Jewish population; party lost took between wars, felt they looked bizarre as a child Russian plan to invade China 3. Had his marriage legally 3. Founded Dutch Fascist stabbed another student newspaper, and mount a 2. First Japanese prince to 2. "I am just an ordinary man 3. Loved Mussolini and tried pre-WWI registered by Mussolini 2. Wrote a romance novel horse" leave Japan and visit Europe; with no shining talents" 3. Short career as a teacher 3. Only major leader during immediately played golf and 3. Kept trying to resign after style based on him by Hitler when he turned 75 refused to declare war on the lots of cheap art from most of its members after it would weaken it if Germany 4. Got kicked out of Italian both WWI and wWII bet on horse races (royalty he realized the war was lost; 4. Loved Thai traditions but 4. Refused to be president Soviet Union; still declared desperate people, sold it in became clear how antisemitic invaded again Socialist Party; invented 4. Had opportunity to just end was forbidden from directly Hirohito kept forcing him to wanted Thailand to look fascism right away; appointed handling money, so he told his stay until important generals civilized to the West; forced was forced to take job by due to age and bad health; "symbolic war" on Britain Norway Germany was; switched plans 4. After Germany invaded, French government dissolved itself and appointed him as fascism as a response 5. Spent entire war trying to 4. Nazis invaded Norway and to weakening resistance to a 5. Said the USA, Britain, and Mussolini prime minster aides to do it) wanted him removed everyone to wear Western government against his will avoid sending Jews to Hitler told king to appoint Quisling potential German invasion France were doomed because anyway because it meant of low birth rates, and that as prime minister, king said because she had a color-blind Roosevelt for not letting Japan instead of their hands (as was by Hitler when he turned 75 ideas, including sending them he'd rather abdicate 3. Almost didn't marry his wife 4. Blamed Theodore clothing and eat with forks 5. Got a surprise birthday visit by using increasingly insane 4. Tried to kidnap the Queen leader because he was the communists couldn't seize of the Netherlands most important person left in the USA would be overtaken control relative annex all of Siberia after the tradition) 6. Knew that Hitler hated to Palestine via Switzerland 5. Nazis didn't even want him, 5. 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: Anonymous 03/18/20(Wed)16:36:48 No.8261499 How did people deal with STDS back then? 268 KB JPG 32 Replies / 4 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/19/20(Thu)03:19:08 No.8264619 >>8261499 (OP) # My grandmother had a lifetime of severe health problems from STDS she contracted as a child prostitute ........... >>8264705 # : Anonymous 03/19/20(Thu)03:50:02 No.8264705 >>8264619 # I can see the lasting effect of that

: Anonymous 03/18/20(Wed)16:36:48 No.8261499 How did people deal with STDS back then? 268 KB JPG 32 Replies / 4 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/19/20(Thu)03:19:08 No.8264619 >>8261499 (OP) # My grandmother had a lifetime of severe health problems from STDS she contracted as a child prostitute ........... >>8264705 # : Anonymous 03/19/20(Thu)03:50:02 No.8264705 >>8264619 # I can see the lasting effect of that

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Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)19:37:38 No.287231XXX90 File1289781458.png-(7 KB, 191x234, fsgg.png) can we all stop the war and just have sex? tumblaar is filled with desperate virgin girls- /b/ is filled with desperate virgin guys- DO YOU NOT SEE THE LOGIC HERE? IT COULD BE BEAUTIFUL.

Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)19:37:38 No.287231XXX90 File1289781458.png-(7 KB, 191x234, fsgg.png) can we all stop the war and just have sex? tumblaar is filled with desperate virgin girls- /b/ is filled with desperate virgin guys- DO YOU NOT SEE THE LOGIC HERE? IT COULD BE BEAUTIFUL.

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View Same Google igdb SauceNAO Trace a 1517440876925.png, 73KIB, 249x249 Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 12:46:42 No.117508025 Report Quoted By: >>117508132 >>117507800 >/incel/ : internet celebrities Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 12:49:38 No.117508132 Report >>117508025 This will become a new tactic within a few weeks or months. >F--- off, incel >Why are you calling me an internet celebrity?

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: Anonymous 08/04/19(Sun)19:01:34 No.806284614 BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK 68 KB JPG BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK : Anonymous 08/04/19(Sun)19:05:55 No.806284768 >>806284614 (OP) # SHUT THE F--- UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP >>806284792 #

: Anonymous 08/04/19(Sun)19:01:34 No.806284614 BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK 68 KB JPG BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK : Anonymous 08/04/19(Sun)19:05:55 No.806284768 >>806284614 (OP) # SHUT THE F--- UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP >>806284792 #

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View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO 4 smug.jpg, 11KIB, 210x240 Anonymous Wed 19 Sep 2018 06:15:47 No.103056149 View Report >103056098 I swear to god I'm not JohnOfE. He's just so god damn witty.

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: Anonymous 04/21/20(Tue)13:28:22 No.825788257 You have 10 god damn seconds to name a better burger joint than FIVE GUYS. 307 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/21/20(Tue)13:29:45 No.825788319 >>825788257 (OP) # I've never been to five guys : Anonymous 04/21/20(Tue)13:31:44 No.825788454 I went to a five guys and there was 7 people working and 3 of them were f------ women >>825789531 # >>825789884 # >>825794449 #

: Anonymous 04/21/20(Tue)13:28:22 No.825788257 You have 10 god damn seconds to name a better burger joint than FIVE GUYS. 307 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/21/20(Tue)13:29:45 No.825788319 >>825788257 (OP) # I've never been to five guys : Anonymous 04/21/20(Tue)13:31:44 No.825788454 I went to a five guys and there was 7 people working and 3 of them were f------ women >>825789531 # >>825789884 # >>825794449 #

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: Anonymous (ID: pAzx4cKI ) 04/20/20(Mon)14:17:01 No.18581831 11.jpg 40 KB JPG OOPS I JUST DROPPED MY CUP OF CHOCCY MILK. THAT WAS WORTH 1,000,000,000,000,000 BARRELS OF OIL >>18581862 # : Anonymous (ID: j/ekBsdh ) 04/20/20(Mon)14:17:14 No.18581840 I am financially ruined

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: Anonymous (ID: WF3LSPHX) 04/21/20(Tue)14:12:22 No.254373177 Katy Tur O @KatyTurNBC North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is brain dead, according to two US officials. He recently had cardiac surgery and slipped into a coma, according to one US current and one former US official. @NBCNews confirms and adds to CNN scoop from me, @ckubeNBC @carolelee 10:07 PM · Apr 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 842 Retweets 727 Likes BRAINDEAD.jpg 119 KB JPG OH F--- THEY'RE SAYING HE'S BRAINDEAD NOW WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK YOU WENT TOO FAR THIS TIME GLOWNIGGERS I REALLY LIKED FAT BOY : Anonymous (ID: TDXcxWL7 ) - 04/21/20(Tue)14:53:31 No.254378621 >>254373177 (OP) # What will happen to the surgeon who messed this up? >>254379013 # >>254379841 # >>254380993 # >>254383320 # >>254383439 # : Anonymous (ID: y755BRma 04/21/20(Tue)15:02:49 No.254379841 >>254378621 # In North Korea. Heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Dear Leader need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Dear Leader die! Party very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill Dear Leader on purpose. I good surgeon. The best! >>254380699 # >>254381949 # >>254385576 # >>254386912 # >>254388095 # >>254389633 #

: Anonymous (ID: WF3LSPHX) 04/21/20(Tue)14:12:22 No.254373177 Katy Tur O @KatyTurNBC North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is brain dead, according to two US officials. He recently had cardiac surgery and slipped into a coma, according to one US current and one former US official. @NBCNews confirms and adds to CNN scoop from me, @ckubeNBC @carolelee 10:07 PM · Apr 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 842 Retweets 727 Likes BRAINDEAD.jpg 119 KB JPG OH F--- THEY'RE SAYING HE'S BRAINDEAD NOW WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK YOU WENT TOO FAR THIS TIME GLOWNIGGERS I REALLY LIKED FAT BOY : Anonymous (ID: TDXcxWL7 ) - 04/21/20(Tue)14:53:31 No.254378621 >>254373177 (OP) # What will happen to the surgeon who messed this up? >>254379013 # >>254379841 # >>254380993 # >>254383320 # >>254383439 # : Anonymous (ID: y755BRma 04/21/20(Tue)15:02:49 No.254379841 >>254378621 # In North Korea. Heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Dear Leader need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Dear Leader die! Party very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill Dear Leader on purpose. I good surgeon. The best! >>254380699 # >>254381949 # >>254385576 # >>254386912 # >>254388095 # >>254389633 #

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Alleged Former Red Team Planner Breaks Down Civil War 2

Strelok 09/07/15 (Mon) 06:54:36 ID: 17d572 No.207303 >>207304 >207368 >>196367 (OP) I am weeping. Weeping with laughter. Former red team planner for the government here. FYI these are the threads they monitor the most. If there /was/ a revolution in the US the rest of theworld would get involved fast. And depending on the type of uprising, there is a large chance that it would not be a quick affair. It would be brutal, it would be bloody and the US Government and it could start a global scale war. Here are the top ten issues that came up in red gaming 1. The US powergrid could be taken down by a series of "surgical strikes" with the exception of the texas grid. By surgical strikes, a few marksmen (IE US army tier Marksmen- the min requirement) hitting certain spots on the grid would f--- a lot of the military and government because they need the grid more than bubba and friends do. Additionally, while ALL government agencies have backup generators- they will be hard pressed dealing with the resultant looting and other madness that would come with power outages. This would effectively create another front for the military. It would also turn the people against the government quicker and paralyze the government's propaganda machine. Worse still- the key points of the US powergrid are public obtainable information and not only are the points too many to be effectively guarded- they are not guarded anyways. This was always the number 1 issue. 2. An estimated desertion rate in case of a civil war is 75% in the case of a left wing president. 50% of that would be assumed to immediately betray the president. The army would be fighting it's own. Yet another front created in this war. Additionally, there is an assumed 25-50% desertion or outright betrayal rate in three letter government agencies. Additionally there is also an assumed 5% of the 50% betrayers would stay in their job and become sabateurs. Additionally 10% of that 50% would contain key information that would be of critical danger to the US government. Of that 10%, 1% would be able to deliever that information to the US's foreign enemies. What you should get from this is that the second the US declares war on it's own- is the second it ceases to exist as the state we know it. 3. "tbaggers" and "right-wing extremists" and "oathkeepers" which are considered untrained racists who arent "good with a gun" often are a) veterans who now have more time to have fun at the range, sometimes more than some army units or marine units. In addition to previous military training b) often camp and do other outdoor activites, more than many in the military do as the focus has gone away from field exericisec and c) often have better equipment outside of armor and heavy weapons than the military. However c) is kind of irrelevant because many of the places these people could hide would make the kind of war the US fights with the equipment they use pointless. 4. Outside influence is a huge f------ problem. Russia has already stated they would back any texas seperation movement, and right now we already have enough problem keeping radical islam in check. The second the US has to fight in a "Civil War" is the second it becomes a proxy war between NATO and whoever wants to f--- with america. While America has amazing nuclear defence and air defence- if it comes to a civil war you have to assume that in a best cast scenario the US military is going to be operating at 75% at best. S--- would go down. Hard. And fast. And if Russia, spoiler alert one of the best militaries in the world at fighting in an urban environment, sent f------ trainers and helpers to rebels- you can reliably bet that they would also possibly deliver weapons to the rebels. So instead of fighting "Timmy TeaBagger" you are fighting "Timmy TeaBagger who is buddies with Vlad." 5.>>197058 Based Russia bro has stated the number one reason why a 'civil war' is not just the US versus the rebels. There will be looting. There will be rioting. Cities will burn. The national guard cannot fight both the rebelions and rioters in a city that would also kill off their supplies. Additionally if you don't think that the rebels will send in instigators into the cities or worse stand alone actors (A Lone Wolf on steroids. Think Timothy McVeigh but instead of one van they have a whole god damn fleet of them. A good movie example would be Bane) would be god damn mistaken. Additionally, if the US government cannot even help it's own people, why would it's own people support it's military. Worse yet, if someone 1/2 Strelok 09/07/15 (Mon) 06:55:02 ID: 17d572 No.207304 >>207368 >>207303 emptied out prisons (There are a FUCKTON of prisoners in the us, about the size of oh- I dunno THE ENTIRE CHINESE ARMY) you would have more crime than the police could ever handle. 6. Logistics and infrastructure in the US are crumbling and failing. Any war fought against a rebellion in the US would be a logistical nightmare even before the rebels started going full Al-Qaida and putting IEDS in the road. A f------ retired general who was contracting with us on the team said "the only thing holding together the US's interstructure is basically duct tape and the will of the department of transporation. Ănd often enough there isn't enough ductape." Your most loyal cities to the UŠ government, as we polled, are also the most logistically easy to cut off. NYC? SF? LA? DC? Baltimore? Most of them require crossing water to get into from certain directions. Most of them have critical air ports. Some of them have critical ocean ports. If anything happened to just TWO of the cities on the list it would create a logistical clusterfuck. 7. Your "Johnny Reb" and "Timmy TeaBagger" states/ red states all have something most of your "oh so progressive" "Aren't we so european" "oh my god we are just like sweden" blue states are for the most part consumer states and not producer states. Urban areas don't have farms. The second s--- goes down- realize a lot of those blue areas are likely to starve. In a civil war scenario we predicted that at least 10,000 people would die of starvation if the war was not finished in a year. The numbers get worse after that. 8. The US has way too many choke points, and the government forces would often be on the wrong side of them. This ties into the logistical nightmare- but it also has to do with an odd phenomena. Liberals like to live near the ocean. Many of the dividers of the country, like the rocky mountains, the Mississippi River, Appalacia, The Missouri River (Fun fact: the bigggest choke point for the US Government is in Missouri) are red state areas. Sure Air travel is a thing, but a majority of the US government's needs would have to travel by ground and even still many of the major airports are outside of the city. Of course the US would use military base air fields, but if civil war did break out- which bases would be safe? Which ones would have fallen to traitors? 9. PR Nightmare. Every rebel killed on CNN would be spun as "The US government killed X Civilians today in a strike." on RT. That is- as it was pointed out earlier- if the US media could even function in a civil war or an uprising. Your "Rebel Scum" know that the main thing that holds together the US, nay life in the US as we know it is the 24 hour news cycle and the media. The second it's gone you are going to have urban anarchy. If you are from America, can you imagine a day without TV, Newspaper or Internet? Your average urban youth can't and if you don't think that isn't going to cause rioting you must have a real high regard for how much restraint they have. Assume that in a civil war- that your ability to talk to the people is compromised. Also assume that in the case of a civil war- that rebels may know how to monitor conversations like the US does- as there are manuals online on how to do so. 10. This one is either one or ten, depending on who is asked. The US will never nuke it's own. The Second it does they have lost the civil war and other countries come to "liberate" the US from it's own "repressive regime." Additionally, if anny general, minuteman, nuke tech, or Nuke sub captain, decided to side with the rebellion is the second the US government is SO. tl;dr The second that a "civilian uprising" or "extremist group terrorist attack" turns into "Civil War" is the second the US loses. As a result you will never see a "Civil War". You will see Waco, you will see Bundy Ranch, you will see all sorts of militant group confrontations and maybe even some skirmishes, but the US government fears it's own people way the f--- too much to ever start a civil war.

Strelok 09/07/15 (Mon) 06:54:36 ID: 17d572 No.207303 >>207304 >207368 >>196367 (OP) I am weeping. Weeping with laughter. Former red team planner for the government here. FYI these are the threads they monitor the most. If there /was/ a revolution in the US the rest of theworld would get involved fast. And depending on the type of uprising, there is a large chance that it would not be a quick affair. It would be brutal, it would be bloody and the US Government and it could start a global scale war. Here are the top ten issues that came up in red gaming 1. The US powergrid could be taken down by a series of "surgical strikes" with the exception of the texas grid. By surgical strikes, a few marksmen (IE US army tier Marksmen- the min requirement) hitting certain spots on the grid would f--- a lot of the military and government because they need the grid more than bubba and friends do. Additionally, while ALL government agencies have backup generators- they will be hard pressed dealing with the resultant looting and other madness that would come with power outages. This would effectively create another front for the military. It would also turn the people against the government quicker and paralyze the government's propaganda machine. Worse still- the key points of the US powergrid are public obtainable information and not only are the points too many to be effectively guarded- they are not guarded anyways. This was always the number 1 issue. 2. An estimated desertion rate in case of a civil war is 75% in the case of a left wing president. 50% of that would be assumed to immediately betray the president. The army would be fighting it's own. Yet another front created in this war. Additionally, there is an assumed 25-50% desertion or outright betrayal rate in three letter government agencies. Additionally there is also an assumed 5% of the 50% betrayers would stay in their job and become sabateurs. Additionally 10% of that 50% would contain key information that would be of critical danger to the US government. Of that 10%, 1% would be able to deliever that information to the US's foreign enemies. What you should get from this is that the second the US declares war on it's own- is the second it ceases to exist as the state we know it. 3. "tbaggers" and "right-wing extremists" and "oathkeepers" which are considered untrained racists who arent "good with a gun" often are a) veterans who now have more time to have fun at the range, sometimes more than some army units or marine units. In addition to previous military training b) often camp and do other outdoor activites, more than many in the military do as the focus has gone away from field exericisec and c) often have better equipment outside of armor and heavy weapons than the military. However c) is kind of irrelevant because many of the places these people could hide would make the kind of war the US fights with the equipment they use pointless. 4. Outside influence is a huge f------ problem. Russia has already stated they would back any texas seperation movement, and right now we already have enough problem keeping radical islam in check. The second the US has to fight in a "Civil War" is the second it becomes a proxy war between NATO and whoever wants to f--- with america. While America has amazing nuclear defence and air defence- if it comes to a civil war you have to assume that in a best cast scenario the US military is going to be operating at 75% at best. S--- would go down. Hard. And fast. And if Russia, spoiler alert one of the best militaries in the world at fighting in an urban environment, sent f------ trainers and helpers to rebels- you can reliably bet that they would also possibly deliver weapons to the rebels. So instead of fighting "Timmy TeaBagger" you are fighting "Timmy TeaBagger who is buddies with Vlad." 5.>>197058 Based Russia bro has stated the number one reason why a 'civil war' is not just the US versus the rebels. There will be looting. There will be rioting. Cities will burn. The national guard cannot fight both the rebelions and rioters in a city that would also kill off their supplies. Additionally if you don't think that the rebels will send in instigators into the cities or worse stand alone actors (A Lone Wolf on steroids. Think Timothy McVeigh but instead of one van they have a whole god damn fleet of them. A good movie example would be Bane) would be god damn mistaken. Additionally, if the US government cannot even help it's own people, why would it's own people support it's military. Worse yet, if someone 1/2 Strelok 09/07/15 (Mon) 06:55:02 ID: 17d572 No.207304 >>207368 >>207303 emptied out prisons (There are a FUCKTON of prisoners in the us, about the size of oh- I dunno THE ENTIRE CHINESE ARMY) you would have more crime than the police could ever handle. 6. Logistics and infrastructure in the US are crumbling and failing. Any war fought against a rebellion in the US would be a logistical nightmare even before the rebels started going full Al-Qaida and putting IEDS in the road. A f------ retired general who was contracting with us on the team said "the only thing holding together the US's interstructure is basically duct tape and the will of the department of transporation. Ănd often enough there isn't enough ductape." Your most loyal cities to the UŠ government, as we polled, are also the most logistically easy to cut off. NYC? SF? LA? DC? Baltimore? Most of them require crossing water to get into from certain directions. Most of them have critical air ports. Some of them have critical ocean ports. If anything happened to just TWO of the cities on the list it would create a logistical clusterfuck. 7. Your "Johnny Reb" and "Timmy TeaBagger" states/ red states all have something most of your "oh so progressive" "Aren't we so european" "oh my god we are just like sweden" blue states are for the most part consumer states and not producer states. Urban areas don't have farms. The second s--- goes down- realize a lot of those blue areas are likely to starve. In a civil war scenario we predicted that at least 10,000 people would die of starvation if the war was not finished in a year. The numbers get worse after that. 8. The US has way too many choke points, and the government forces would often be on the wrong side of them. This ties into the logistical nightmare- but it also has to do with an odd phenomena. Liberals like to live near the ocean. Many of the dividers of the country, like the rocky mountains, the Mississippi River, Appalacia, The Missouri River (Fun fact: the bigggest choke point for the US Government is in Missouri) are red state areas. Sure Air travel is a thing, but a majority of the US government's needs would have to travel by ground and even still many of the major airports are outside of the city. Of course the US would use military base air fields, but if civil war did break out- which bases would be safe? Which ones would have fallen to traitors? 9. PR Nightmare. Every rebel killed on CNN would be spun as "The US government killed X Civilians today in a strike." on RT. That is- as it was pointed out earlier- if the US media could even function in a civil war or an uprising. Your "Rebel Scum" know that the main thing that holds together the US, nay life in the US as we know it is the 24 hour news cycle and the media. The second it's gone you are going to have urban anarchy. If you are from America, can you imagine a day without TV, Newspaper or Internet? Your average urban youth can't and if you don't think that isn't going to cause rioting you must have a real high regard for how much restraint they have. Assume that in a civil war- that your ability to talk to the people is compromised. Also assume that in the case of a civil war- that rebels may know how to monitor conversations like the US does- as there are manuals online on how to do so. 10. This one is either one or ten, depending on who is asked. The US will never nuke it's own. The Second it does they have lost the civil war and other countries come to "liberate" the US from it's own "repressive regime." Additionally, if anny general, minuteman, nuke tech, or Nuke sub captain, decided to side with the rebellion is the second the US government is SO. tl;dr The second that a "civilian uprising" or "extremist group terrorist attack" turns into "Civil War" is the second the US loses. As a result you will never see a "Civil War". You will see Waco, you will see Bundy Ranch, you will see all sorts of militant group confrontations and maybe even some skirmishes, but the US government fears it's own people way the f--- too much to ever start a civil war.

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