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Abhijit Chakraborty • 2nd I build brands at Alphanumero 12h. Edited • + Connect As a founder I work 12, 15, sometimes 18 hours a day. But I have given my team strict instructions to login for 8. hours and logout in 7 hours if possible. When a company grows, the founders and leaders earn disproportionate rewards. It's dumb to expect young team members working for a salary to invest their time and energy that deeply. Of course, if some team members really want to do more on the job, their compensation and rewards should be extremely high. 70 hours of weekly work is evil if it only lines the pockets of the ones at the top.
Abhijit Chakraborty • 2nd I build brands at Alphanumero 12h. Edited • + Connect As a founder I work 12, 15, sometimes 18 hours a day. But I have given my team strict instructions to login for 8. hours and logout in 7 hours if possible. When a company grows, the founders and leaders earn disproportionate rewards. It's dumb to expect young team members working for a salary to invest their time and energy that deeply. Of course, if some team members really want to do more on the job, their compensation and rewards should be extremely high. 70 hours of weekly work is evil if it only lines the pockets of the ones at the top.

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Okay?

Kyle Matthews • 3rd+ Chairman & CEO | Matthews Real ... Visit my website 1d. The struggle is real. + Follow
Kyle Matthews • 3rd+ Chairman & CEO | Matthews Real ... Visit my website 1d. The struggle is real. + Follow

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Is this guy for real?

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Thanks for sharing

Roger Ng. 3rd+ Investor Relations I Financial ... 13h + Follow Elon #Musk is now technically the top Diablo 4 player in the world after a record clear time of 1:52 in the game's toughest challenge. If you don't understand Diablo, Elon has to be literally playing hours every day nonstop to have made it this far in the latest season On top of this - he is: -fixing the government inefficiency -speaking to Putin -running Tesla -Running X -Launching rockets into space -Fixing humans with Neuralink -The Optimus Robots - father to 12 children Dont complain you have no Time A #diablo #elonmusk #doge #rogerng Elon Musk Apparently Just Became The No. 1 'Diablo 4' Player In The World
Roger Ng. 3rd+ Investor Relations I Financial ... 13h + Follow Elon #Musk is now technically the top Diablo 4 player in the world after a record clear time of 1:52 in the game's toughest challenge. If you don't understand Diablo, Elon has to be literally playing hours every day nonstop to have made it this far in the latest season On top of this - he is: -fixing the government inefficiency -speaking to Putin -running Tesla -Running X -Launching rockets into space -Fixing humans with Neuralink -The Optimus Robots - father to 12 children Dont complain you have no Time A #diablo #elonmusk #doge #rogerng Elon Musk Apparently Just Became The No. 1 'Diablo 4' Player In The World

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Did they use AI for this?

Suggested ✓ 6d ② tak⚫ 3rd+ + Follow After looking at hundreds of job applications today, I can now tell you how to catch out a ChatGPT cover letter. 1. Always addressed to 'The Hiring Manager' 2. Almost always signs off 'Warm regards' 3. A paragraph near the end that starts with 'I am particularly drawn to...' Which has got me thinking about how to value a candidate who uses chatGPT in this way, maybe it shows that they're not really serious about the role, but it also shows that they know how to use tech to be more efficient, which is exactly the skill you need in most modern jobs. CO 1,055 784 comments · 20 reposts Like Comment Repost Send
Suggested ✓ 6d ② tak⚫ 3rd+ + Follow After looking at hundreds of job applications today, I can now tell you how to catch out a ChatGPT cover letter. 1. Always addressed to 'The Hiring Manager' 2. Almost always signs off 'Warm regards' 3. A paragraph near the end that starts with 'I am particularly drawn to...' Which has got me thinking about how to value a candidate who uses chatGPT in this way, maybe it shows that they're not really serious about the role, but it also shows that they know how to use tech to be more efficient, which is exactly the skill you need in most modern jobs. CO 1,055 784 comments · 20 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

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Classic LinkedIn

You haven't connected with seeking a new senior buyer role or similar APR 30 LinkedIn Member ⚫ 10:22 am wow your so beautiful I'm so sorry LinkedIn Member ⚫ 10:28 am I honestly didn't mean to send that or indeed had no intention of typing it, I was just going through my messages and it copied and pasted with just my thumb which are not dexterous and I have problems with my hands, very hard to put into words but so sorry + Write a message... 0 +
You haven't connected with seeking a new senior buyer role or similar APR 30 LinkedIn Member ⚫ 10:22 am wow your so beautiful I'm so sorry LinkedIn Member ⚫ 10:28 am I honestly didn't mean to send that or indeed had no intention of typing it, I was just going through my messages and it copied and pasted with just my thumb which are not dexterous and I have problems with my hands, very hard to put into words but so sorry + Write a message... 0 +

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Peasant class is insane

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Is this a thirst trap?

8:35 Like Ringer 964 Send Candice Galek. Following Founder | Disruptor | Strategy & Innovation 1w. I'm starting a new business. Do you have an annoying boss or pretentious coworker? For the low price of $5/month, I'll comment on their Linkedin "That's a stupid idea" every time they post something. CO♥ 800 214 comments 7 reposts Like Comment Repost Send
8:35 Like Ringer 964 Send Candice Galek. Following Founder | Disruptor | Strategy & Innovation 1w. I'm starting a new business. Do you have an annoying boss or pretentious coworker? For the low price of $5/month, I'll comment on their Linkedin "That's a stupid idea" every time they post something. CO♥ 800 214 comments 7 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

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Ouch

Dear Thank you for your interest in the LinkedIn Internship Program. After carefully reviewing your application, we regret to inform you that you have not been selected for the internship position at this time. While we appreciate your enthusiasm, we strongly advise that you refrain from reapplying to future internships with LinkedIn. This decision is final, and additional applications will not be considered. We wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Sincerely, LinkedIn Recruitment Team
Dear Thank you for your interest in the LinkedIn Internship Program. After carefully reviewing your application, we regret to inform you that you have not been selected for the internship position at this time. While we appreciate your enthusiasm, we strongly advise that you refrain from reapplying to future internships with LinkedIn. This decision is final, and additional applications will not be considered. We wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Sincerely, LinkedIn Recruitment Team

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Here we go...

Rajarshi Shome · 3rd+ I speak the truth. You may get offended ▲ 1mo⚫ My IQ levels just shot up. Rajarshi Shome (He/Him/Himself/ BelieveMeNotAWoman) P + Follow Like Comment Repost Send FO
Rajarshi Shome · 3rd+ I speak the truth. You may get offended ▲ 1mo⚫ My IQ levels just shot up. Rajarshi Shome (He/Him/Himself/ BelieveMeNotAWoman) P + Follow Like Comment Repost Send FO

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Pay them more and maybe they wouldn't need it

5:44 - SOS Richie Following Helping middle-aged men live 10yrs longer 52m. On Wednesday, I fired a new team-member because of a sharp break in trust. I discovered they had another job and lied about it. That second job had been going on during her past employment as well, without transparency. My message to her: "integrity is all we have. it would be a huge shame if you don't introspect deeply on this as a transformative moment in your life. otherwise you will continue to live your whole life outside of integrity. a life poorly lived. the sad, sad thing for us now is I trust every single one of our team-members less. I am, appropriately, more paranoid. what a shame for the world. onwards." 9 2 comments
5:44 - SOS Richie Following Helping middle-aged men live 10yrs longer 52m. On Wednesday, I fired a new team-member because of a sharp break in trust. I discovered they had another job and lied about it. That second job had been going on during her past employment as well, without transparency. My message to her: "integrity is all we have. it would be a huge shame if you don't introspect deeply on this as a transformative moment in your life. otherwise you will continue to live your whole life outside of integrity. a life poorly lived. the sad, sad thing for us now is I trust every single one of our team-members less. I am, appropriately, more paranoid. what a shame for the world. onwards." 9 2 comments

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What are we even saying anymore?

Nick Huber • 3rd+ + Follow I buy real estate and start businesses.... 3d Earlier this year I did a consulting call with a 33 year old guy who makes $150k a year at a fully remote job. 30-40 hrs a week. 2 kids + wife. This is a really tough spot to be in. Makes $2k a month more than he spends every month. Zero chance at long term wealth but too easy and profitable to leave. Golden handcuffs. It takes a serious level of ambition to get out of this situation and go buy or start a company. It's hard to get excited about scraping and fixing toilets or power washing sidewalks when you make $75 an hour at your day job. And it's impossible to feel comfortable buying a company if you don't start out lower and work your way up (with stuff that isn't exciting when you get a taste of decent money). Difficult stuff. 445 119 comments • 4 reposts
Nick Huber • 3rd+ + Follow I buy real estate and start businesses.... 3d Earlier this year I did a consulting call with a 33 year old guy who makes $150k a year at a fully remote job. 30-40 hrs a week. 2 kids + wife. This is a really tough spot to be in. Makes $2k a month more than he spends every month. Zero chance at long term wealth but too easy and profitable to leave. Golden handcuffs. It takes a serious level of ambition to get out of this situation and go buy or start a company. It's hard to get excited about scraping and fixing toilets or power washing sidewalks when you make $75 an hour at your day job. And it's impossible to feel comfortable buying a company if you don't start out lower and work your way up (with stuff that isn't exciting when you get a taste of decent money). Difficult stuff. 445 119 comments • 4 reposts

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Too real

LINKEDIN LUNATICS BE LIKE: B2B LESSONS FROM WHAT SHOULD I POST ABOUT TODAY? HEROISM OF HIRING A: B: GETTING ENGAGED A PREGNANT WOMAN INCREASED PRODUCTIVITY C: FROM WORKING IN THE BATHROOM CAREER LESSONS FROM D: MY KIDS LEMONADE STAND
LINKEDIN LUNATICS BE LIKE: B2B LESSONS FROM WHAT SHOULD I POST ABOUT TODAY? HEROISM OF HIRING A: B: GETTING ENGAGED A PREGNANT WOMAN INCREASED PRODUCTIVITY C: FROM WORKING IN THE BATHROOM CAREER LESSONS FROM D: MY KIDS LEMONADE STAND

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Okay, buddy

Jeffrey Johnson 2nd Growth Leader | 12x Best Selling Author now-> I'd like to announce that I'm better than you Starting a New Position
Jeffrey Johnson 2nd Growth Leader | 12x Best Selling Author now-> I'd like to announce that I'm better than you Starting a New Position

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Bad take

09:08A CO 61,804 Like Reactions Comments Spotify will continue working remotely. 5G 913 comments 2,907 reposts Comment Repost Send Lives Amber Fahrenholtz 3rd+ Most relevant 15m Insurance Producer, Independent Level Real Estate Br... I've always disagreed with #remote #working. How is it possible to stay #sober if you're an alcoholic and/or have a drug problem? How is it possible to stay on #task when you're watching a movie/ tv show/ or sporting event? How do remote workers stay #focused with distractions such as pets/kids/ and household chores? I think #companies are ignorant if they ...see more Like • 1 Reply Very informative Insightful I agree Useful t
09:08A CO 61,804 Like Reactions Comments Spotify will continue working remotely. 5G 913 comments 2,907 reposts Comment Repost Send Lives Amber Fahrenholtz 3rd+ Most relevant 15m Insurance Producer, Independent Level Real Estate Br... I've always disagreed with #remote #working. How is it possible to stay #sober if you're an alcoholic and/or have a drug problem? How is it possible to stay on #task when you're watching a movie/ tv show/ or sporting event? How do remote workers stay #focused with distractions such as pets/kids/ and household chores? I think #companies are ignorant if they ...see more Like • 1 Reply Very informative Insightful I agree Useful t

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Brutal

Tom Luce • 1st Deceased April 2024 3h I'm happy to share that I'm starting a new position as Deceased at None! 1 Starting a New Position 2 comments
Tom Luce • 1st Deceased April 2024 3h I'm happy to share that I'm starting a new position as Deceased at None! 1 Starting a New Position 2 comments

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Yikes

Jeremy Goldsberry ⚫ 2nd Chief Executive Officer | Bachelor of ... 2d + Connect "Booking cheap freight is a lot like leaving the bar with a plus-size lady - you may not brag about it, but it gets the job done and saves you some cash #freightbooking #frugalshipping" Jayme Anderson and 3 others 3 comments Like Comment ៨ Repost Send Roman Nabiulin • 1st Seller DNA Recruiting | Business Development | Busine... Really bad analogy you used here. You might have good ideas but while you get your attention grab and bragging about your... see more Like 3 | Reply 2
Jeremy Goldsberry ⚫ 2nd Chief Executive Officer | Bachelor of ... 2d + Connect "Booking cheap freight is a lot like leaving the bar with a plus-size lady - you may not brag about it, but it gets the job done and saves you some cash #freightbooking #frugalshipping" Jayme Anderson and 3 others 3 comments Like Comment ៨ Repost Send Roman Nabiulin • 1st Seller DNA Recruiting | Business Development | Busine... Really bad analogy you used here. You might have good ideas but while you get your attention grab and bragging about your... see more Like 3 | Reply 2

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Looks kind of empty

Jonathan Ahrens, CPA, CIA • 3rd+ Proud Jayhawk | Avid Boater | Bourbon Lover |... Visit my website 11h + Follow I was the 9th person to enter the gym at 5 am this morning. This was a new experience for me. I am usually one of the first people in the gym. But as I have learned throughout my many travels, the nicer the hotel, the busier the hotel gym is. Especially in the morning. The nicer hotels are typically where the more successful people stay. And successful people typically have a solid workout routine. Success leaves clues. Look to those who you aspire to be like and mirror their habits and routines. Are you following the clues to the life you want? #travel #morningroutine #workout
Jonathan Ahrens, CPA, CIA • 3rd+ Proud Jayhawk | Avid Boater | Bourbon Lover |... Visit my website 11h + Follow I was the 9th person to enter the gym at 5 am this morning. This was a new experience for me. I am usually one of the first people in the gym. But as I have learned throughout my many travels, the nicer the hotel, the busier the hotel gym is. Especially in the morning. The nicer hotels are typically where the more successful people stay. And successful people typically have a solid workout routine. Success leaves clues. Look to those who you aspire to be like and mirror their habits and routines. Are you following the clues to the life you want? #travel #morningroutine #workout

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I am afraid

1w. Edited ⚫ #Witching Hour Winding Down the Witching Hour As we get closer to the end of the day, there's something magical about the quiet moments that follow the chaos. The "witching hour" isn't just for Halloween or tales of spooky spirits; it's a time of transformation, a chance to gather our thoughts, put the day's busyness to rest, and maybe, just maybe, let our imaginations wander a bit. Here's to those who embrace the witching hour, whatever it may mean to you. Whether it's a chance to unwind, dream big, or reflect, let's own it together. How do you wind down your day? #Evening Reflection #LinkedInCommunity #EmbraceTheMagic #LinkedInLunatics #HatTrick #B2B
1w. Edited ⚫ #Witching Hour Winding Down the Witching Hour As we get closer to the end of the day, there's something magical about the quiet moments that follow the chaos. The "witching hour" isn't just for Halloween or tales of spooky spirits; it's a time of transformation, a chance to gather our thoughts, put the day's busyness to rest, and maybe, just maybe, let our imaginations wander a bit. Here's to those who embrace the witching hour, whatever it may mean to you. Whether it's a chance to unwind, dream big, or reflect, let's own it together. How do you wind down your day? #Evening Reflection #LinkedInCommunity #EmbraceTheMagic #LinkedInLunatics #HatTrick #B2B

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WOKE

• Coach Dana Cavalea · 2nd + Follow New York Yankees, High Perform... Request services 4h This is what "woke-ism" looks like in the workplace. This will be handled "accordingly". Today 6:04 AM Hey Dana- sorry to bother you right now. But I'm gunna lose service where I'm going. Just wanted to let you and Lauren know I might not be in today. I shot a buck last night right before dark, tracked him for a while but was having a tough time finding blood in the dark so I'm going back out this morning to look for him. I apologize, I'll let you know what's up later. Thank you € 14 25 comments Like Comment Repost Send
• Coach Dana Cavalea · 2nd + Follow New York Yankees, High Perform... Request services 4h This is what "woke-ism" looks like in the workplace. This will be handled "accordingly". Today 6:04 AM Hey Dana- sorry to bother you right now. But I'm gunna lose service where I'm going. Just wanted to let you and Lauren know I might not be in today. I shot a buck last night right before dark, tracked him for a while but was having a tough time finding blood in the dark so I'm going back out this morning to look for him. I apologize, I'll let you know what's up later. Thank you € 14 25 comments Like Comment Repost Send

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