Character Stabbing Chart

Character Stabbing Chart

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Updated Apr 27, 2021 at 07:29AM EDT by shevyrolet.

Added Oct 08, 2018 at 12:31PM EDT by Matt.

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Character Stabbing Chart is a mock alignment chart that depicts various cultural figures, both fictional and real, and how likely they are to stab someone with a knife and in what manner. Characters appear on the right column of the chart, while on the left column of the chart, the types of stabbings include: "would never stab anyone;" "would stab someone in retaliation;" yell 'I won't hesitate, bitch;" "would stab without warning" and "would stab as a warning."

Origin

The earliest known usage of the chart was posted on August 12th, 2018 by Twitter [1] user @eleanoot. The chart featuring various cartoon characters. The post received more than 10 likes in two months (shown below).


WOULD NEVER STAB ANYONE WOULD STAB SOMEONE IN RETALIATION YELLS "I woN'T HESITATE BITCH" FIRST WOULD STAB WITHoU WARNING WOULD STAB AS A WARNING

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That day, Redditor [2] Vecus posted a version of the meme format using characters from the animated television series Steven Universe. The post received more than 3,000 points (94% upvoted) and 150 comments in two months (shown below, left).

On August 13th, Tumblr [3] user superpokemondork posted a version featuring characters from the video game and anime series Pokémon. The post received more than 6,700 notes in two months (shown below, center).

The following week, on August 22nd, Tumblr[4] user ghostgrimey uploaded a version using characters from the Super Mario video game series. The post received more than 6,000 points in less than two months (shown below, right).

Two month later, on October 8th, the Mario chart was shared on the /r/gaming subreddit by Redditor[5] dickfromaccounting. The repost received more than 41,000 points (89% upvoted) and 500 comments in 24 hours.


WOULD NEVER STAB ANYONE WOULD STA8 SOMEONE IN RETALIATION YELLS "I wow'1 HESITATE, BITCH" FIRST WOULD STA8 WITHoUT WARNING WOULD STAB AS A WARNING WOULD NEVER STAB AN4ONE WOULD STA8 SOMEONE IN RETALIATION MELLS "I wow'T HESITATE BITCH" FIRST WOULD STAB WITHOUT WARNING WOULD STAB AS A WARNING WOULD NEVER STAB ANYONE WOULD STAB SOMEONE IN RETALIATION MELLS "I WOw'T HESITATE, BITCH" FIRST WOULD STAB WITHOUT WARNING WOULD STAB AS A WARNING

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WOULD NEVER STAB ANYONE WOULD STAS SOMEONE IN RETALIATION MELLS "I WoN'T HESITATE, BITCH" FIRST WOULD STA8 WITHOUT WARNING WOULD STA AS A WARNING WOULD NEVER STAB AN4ONE WOULD STA8 SOMEONE IN RETALIATION YELLS I woN'1T HESITATE BITCH" FIRST WOULD STAB WITHOUT WARNING WOULD STAB AS A WARNING STABS EVERYONE WITH HER ELBOWS WOULD NEVER STAB ANyONE WOULD STA8 SOMEON티N RETALIATION s2 YELLS "I woN'T HESITATE BITCH" FIRST WOULD STAB WITHOUT WARNING WOULD STAB AS A WARNING ACCDENTAUP STAeS SoMEONE
WOULD NEVER STA8 ANYONE WOULD STA8 SOMEONE IN RETALIATION YELLS "I WON'T HESITATE BITCH" FIRST WOULD STAB WITHoUT WARNING WOULD STAB AS A WARNING WOULD NEVER STAB ANYONE WOULD STA8 SOMEONE IN RETALIATION YELLS "I woN'T HESITATE, BITCH" FIRST Literally did WOULD STA8 WITHouT WARNING WOULD STAB AS A WARNING WOULD NEVER STAB ANYONE WOULD STA8 SOMEONE IN RETALIATION YELLS "I WON'T HESITATE BITCH" FIRST | WOULD STA8 WITHOUT WARNING WOULD STAB AS A WARWING

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External References

[1] Twitter – @eleanoot's Tweet

[2] Reddit – SU stab rankings

[3] Tumblr – superpokemondork's Post

[4] Tumblr – "ghostgrimey's Post" (unavailable)

[5] Reddit – Character stabbing chart

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