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The Afterlife

ysabelmystic I just heard my mom tell my brother, "when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you're done" and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion. martianaviator Purgatory Source: ysabelmystic

ysabelmystic I just heard my mom tell my brother, "when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you're done" and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion. martianaviator Purgatory Source: ysabelmystic

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Time Needs To Chill

anonymous asked: Pukicho whats your opinion on the passage of time pukicho Boop Oct 17 Hoping it'll eventually stop doing that malicthegreat Follow Oct 17 The present is a gift the past gives the future. pukicho Oct 17 The present is a large rock the past bludgeoned the future with. 14.6K notes ල

anonymous asked: Pukicho whats your opinion on the passage of time pukicho Boop Oct 17 Hoping it'll eventually stop doing that malicthegreat Follow Oct 17 The present is a gift the past gives the future. pukicho Oct 17 The present is a large rock the past bludgeoned the future with. 14.6K notes ල

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This Man Is Now 'The Thing'

REI tilthat TIL a Russian scientist injected himself with a 3.5 million year old bacteria trapped in Siberian Permafrost 'after successful experiments on mice and fruit flies'. He says it has made him flu proof for the past two years and gave him more energy to work longer hours. via reddit.com mayflyinspace Oh so no one can drink the sarcophagus juice but this guy can inject himself with ancient bacteria, I see 32.470 notes D

REI tilthat TIL a Russian scientist injected himself with a 3.5 million year old bacteria trapped in Siberian Permafrost 'after successful experiments on mice and fruit flies'. He says it has made him flu proof for the past two years and gave him more energy to work longer hours. via reddit.com mayflyinspace Oh so no one can drink the sarcophagus juice but this guy can inject himself with ancient bacteria, I see 32.470 notes D

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Social Anxiety

theunsubtleknife 601 Follow Feb 7 Social anxiety Is so funny you'll really be wondering "is it normal to get your clothes dry cleaned?" Yeah brother they built a whole business around it called "dry cleaning" 33,195 notes D D

theunsubtleknife 601 Follow Feb 7 Social anxiety Is so funny you'll really be wondering "is it normal to get your clothes dry cleaned?" Yeah brother they built a whole business around it called "dry cleaning" 33,195 notes D D

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Same

KRE tilthat TIL Humans are bioluminescent and glow in the dark, but the light that we emit is 1,000 times weaker than our human eyes are able to pick up. via reddit.com toastyglow forget every product from the "beauty" industry I want to know how to increase my natural bioluminescence

KRE tilthat TIL Humans are bioluminescent and glow in the dark, but the light that we emit is 1,000 times weaker than our human eyes are able to pick up. via reddit.com toastyglow forget every product from the "beauty" industry I want to know how to increase my natural bioluminescence

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What even is a vegetable?

wwwwww cheeseanonioncrisps 601 Follow Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for "not being a vegetable" because they're technically a fruit when: A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers. B) The fi J mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no f controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

wwwwww cheeseanonioncrisps 601 Follow Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for "not being a vegetable" because they're technically a fruit when: A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers. B) The fi J mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no f controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

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Thoughts?

janmisali which of these accurately describes what's happening right now you are reading this post that I made 41.6% I am reading this post that you made 24.2% both of those sounded wrong 5.9% both of those sounded right 26.2% [show results] 2.1% 2,134 votes • Remaining time: 6 days 11 hours #jan misali #polls 283 notes

janmisali which of these accurately describes what's happening right now you are reading this post that I made 41.6% I am reading this post that you made 24.2% both of those sounded wrong 5.9% both of those sounded right 26.2% [show results] 2.1% 2,134 votes • Remaining time: 6 days 11 hours #jan misali #polls 283 notes

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I don't want to know

so-long-soldier28 Follow 5d ago read a fic last night where it was called a "rod of meat" and i'll never recover

so-long-soldier28 Follow 5d ago read a fic last night where it was called a "rod of meat" and i'll never recover

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Things are different now

crisis Follow Aug 5 i think its fun and good that people pick an internet name for themselves these days but i kinda miss when u had some fu username and ppl just extrapolated from that i used to be on a star wars forum where my handle was Professor Mug and ppl just called me prof. u know like there was a guy w vader in his handle so he was just vader

crisis Follow Aug 5 i think its fun and good that people pick an internet name for themselves these days but i kinda miss when u had some fu username and ppl just extrapolated from that i used to be on a star wars forum where my handle was Professor Mug and ppl just called me prof. u know like there was a guy w vader in his handle so he was just vader

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Ew...

bunjywunjy Follow 2d ago aspiring-weird-old-man asked: For your consideration: a horse with a neck like a heron bunjywunjy answered: perfect for snatching birds right out of the air ALT draconym Follow 2d ago Normal horse

bunjywunjy Follow 2d ago aspiring-weird-old-man asked: For your consideration: a horse with a neck like a heron bunjywunjy answered: perfect for snatching birds right out of the air ALT draconym Follow 2d ago Normal horse

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It's an odd concept for sure

gaywizard reblogged Oct 8, 2023 boy gaywizard Follow Oct 8, 2023 Thinking about how stupid the name Christian is. Imagine if someone was just named Muslim. Gonna name my child Agnostic Sumgaywizard Oct 8, 2023 Apparently people do name their kids Islam and Muslim. I still think this is silly but I stand corrected Soygaywizard Follow Oct 8, 2023 ALT anarcho-sin-dicalist 14m ago These are my beloved children Christian, Islam and Buddhist fivetrillionelves 9m ago This is my terrible son Scientology

gaywizard reblogged Oct 8, 2023 boy gaywizard Follow Oct 8, 2023 Thinking about how stupid the name Christian is. Imagine if someone was just named Muslim. Gonna name my child Agnostic Sumgaywizard Oct 8, 2023 Apparently people do name their kids Islam and Muslim. I still think this is silly but I stand corrected Soygaywizard Follow Oct 8, 2023 ALT anarcho-sin-dicalist 14m ago These are my beloved children Christian, Islam and Buddhist fivetrillionelves 9m ago This is my terrible son Scientology

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Does this check out?

txttletale Follow minecraft for the last few years has had maybe the most confused development direction of All Time txttletale theres one guy at minecraft who is under the impression they are making an educational game to teach kids about different types of igneous rocks and what foods are bad for what animals and anopther guy at minecraft who is uinder the impression hes making Skyrim Remasdtered: Blocks Edition. and one guy who has wastched Youtubrs and is under the impression theyre desighing Industrial Slaughter Simulator 2024. and all of them live in separate offices and add their updatres independently of each other and dont know the others exist

txttletale Follow minecraft for the last few years has had maybe the most confused development direction of All Time txttletale theres one guy at minecraft who is under the impression they are making an educational game to teach kids about different types of igneous rocks and what foods are bad for what animals and anopther guy at minecraft who is uinder the impression hes making Skyrim Remasdtered: Blocks Edition. and one guy who has wastched Youtubrs and is under the impression theyre desighing Industrial Slaughter Simulator 2024. and all of them live in separate offices and add their updatres independently of each other and dont know the others exist

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Area indeed

oneheadtoanother Follow Nov 7, 2022 THIS IS A AREA yo-its-matt Follow Nov 8, 2022 it sure fu is buddy fraterrisus Follow Oct 31, 2023 one of the most signs ever ... ...

oneheadtoanother Follow Nov 7, 2022 THIS IS A AREA yo-its-matt Follow Nov 8, 2022 it sure fu is buddy fraterrisus Follow Oct 31, 2023 one of the most signs ever ... ...

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Specific but real

glyphsmash Follow whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday

glyphsmash Follow whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday

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Cruel punishment

zooophagous Oct 31, 2023 Follow You know what. Fyou. *unhallows your ween* rockinhand Follow Oct 31, 2023 MY WEEN

zooophagous Oct 31, 2023 Follow You know what. Fyou. *unhallows your ween* rockinhand Follow Oct 31, 2023 MY WEEN

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Was that the first?

frougpepe Follow *looks at sherlock* it's very smoll . frougpepe oh my god it was me ••• • • • thealogie Follow ... this is the very first ever documented use of smoll. you're all a witness to language history here. official-linguistics-post Follow official linguistics post • • •

frougpepe Follow *looks at sherlock* it's very smoll . frougpepe oh my god it was me ••• • • • thealogie Follow ... this is the very first ever documented use of smoll. you're all a witness to language history here. official-linguistics-post Follow official linguistics post • • •

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