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Punk Scientist Crowdsurfing

Punk scientist kicked out of classical symphony concert for crowdsurfing Punk scientist kicked out of classical symphony concert for crowdsurfing -.. altpress.com ck: A sentence I never thought I would read

Punk scientist kicked out of classical symphony concert for crowdsurfing Punk scientist kicked out of classical symphony concert for crowdsurfing -.. altpress.com ck: A sentence I never thought I would read

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The Lord Yoinketh Away

killerkitty707 "Yoink" is the opposite of "Yeet" wierdrocks But it's just as fast viewtiful-kim The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away the-cimmerians well there's my eulogy sorted Source: killerkitty707 167,676 notes

killerkitty707 "Yoink" is the opposite of "Yeet" wierdrocks But it's just as fast viewtiful-kim The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away the-cimmerians well there's my eulogy sorted Source: killerkitty707 167,676 notes

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Punishment Goose

writing-prompt-s As you die, you wake up in a fiery place. You quickly realize you're in hell. You ask the next demon why you are there, as you lived a very good life. "You're not being punished", he says. “You are the punishment." deadbonessinderhellaton You honk in joy. It's a lovely morning in Hell, and you are a horrible goose. Source: writing-prompt-s

writing-prompt-s As you die, you wake up in a fiery place. You quickly realize you're in hell. You ask the next demon why you are there, as you lived a very good life. "You're not being punished", he says. “You are the punishment." deadbonessinderhellaton You honk in joy. It's a lovely morning in Hell, and you are a horrible goose. Source: writing-prompt-s

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Explode Your Boss

buncheeks hey tumblr witches can one of yall teach me to cast fireball so i can kill my boss normal-horoscopes DISSOLVE SOME STYROFOAM IN GASOLINE IT MAKES NAPALM peel-a-potato-with-a-potato Now hold on, isn't that more science than magic? Or is there a lesson you're trying to teach here about the two? normal-horoscopes POTION OF EXPLODE YOUR BOSS

buncheeks hey tumblr witches can one of yall teach me to cast fireball so i can kill my boss normal-horoscopes DISSOLVE SOME STYROFOAM IN GASOLINE IT MAKES NAPALM peel-a-potato-with-a-potato Now hold on, isn't that more science than magic? Or is there a lesson you're trying to teach here about the two? normal-horoscopes POTION OF EXPLODE YOUR BOSS

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Catholic School

Anonymous said when I was a child my cat died and the only way I could rationalise it was drawing her being crucified because I went to a catholic school and I thought that just happened to everyone when they died targuzzler I cant comment on this just f g look at it Source: targuzzler 16,729 notes A

Anonymous said when I was a child my cat died and the only way I could rationalise it was drawing her being crucified because I went to a catholic school and I thought that just happened to everyone when they died targuzzler I cant comment on this just f g look at it Source: targuzzler 16,729 notes A

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Identity Crisis

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Boss Fight

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Student Housing

strongermonster i love student housing. i'm in the common room waiting for a friend and there's some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him "who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?" and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

strongermonster i love student housing. i'm in the common room waiting for a friend and there's some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him "who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?" and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

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Hidden Superpowers

REI K tilthat 1 TIL when people are electrocuted and thrown far distances, it is a result of sudden and violent muscle contraction and not the result of the shock. This has raised questions as to the actual strength and capabilities of the muscles in the human body via reddit.com i-am-the-punk-mermaid Are you telling me we are capable of yeeting ourselves when under extreme stress?

REI K tilthat 1 TIL when people are electrocuted and thrown far distances, it is a result of sudden and violent muscle contraction and not the result of the shock. This has raised questions as to the actual strength and capabilities of the muscles in the human body via reddit.com i-am-the-punk-mermaid Are you telling me we are capable of yeeting ourselves when under extreme stress?

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Big Hat

tainbocuailnge i googled 'big hat to make a same hat/big mood joke and I was absolutely not disappointed with the result LINO kelssiel it's him One Piece Source: tainbocuailnge

tainbocuailnge i googled 'big hat to make a same hat/big mood joke and I was absolutely not disappointed with the result LINO kelssiel it's him One Piece Source: tainbocuailnge

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Good Excuse to Be Late

happy positive-memes Paris @sweatingalready I'm late to work cuz I followed this dog for 3 blocks in the wrong direction Sounds like a reasonable excuse to me catwithbenefits modern day siren

happy positive-memes Paris @sweatingalready I'm late to work cuz I followed this dog for 3 blocks in the wrong direction Sounds like a reasonable excuse to me catwithbenefits modern day siren

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Cancel Azula from _ATLA_

weirdoughnut E ponytailzuko Follow Anonymous said wasnt azula being fatphobic when she called iroh uncle fatso?? suyins Follow you're right... let me add fatphobe to the list of Why Azula is Problematic right underneath her multiple war crimes 1,784 notes

weirdoughnut E ponytailzuko Follow Anonymous said wasnt azula being fatphobic when she called iroh uncle fatso?? suyins Follow you're right... let me add fatphobe to the list of Why Azula is Problematic right underneath her multiple war crimes 1,784 notes

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Retail Customers

greglestrade some customers: oh my god i'm so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i'm so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i've even asked it or i'll kill you where you stand kai-ni #1 has worked in retail #2 hasn't 142,896 notes

greglestrade some customers: oh my god i'm so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i'm so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i've even asked it or i'll kill you where you stand kai-ni #1 has worked in retail #2 hasn't 142,896 notes

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Dream

funkyness Follow back when the pewdiepie controversies were going on, i often saw people saying "who's pewdiepie" and i always thought that was weird bc who the f k doesn't know who pewdiepie is. you have to be aware of his existence, not even by watching his content, just by being on the internet, he was famous as s. but now i get it. i have no idea who or what dream is and i want to keep it that way 11,381 notes

funkyness Follow back when the pewdiepie controversies were going on, i often saw people saying "who's pewdiepie" and i always thought that was weird bc who the f k doesn't know who pewdiepie is. you have to be aware of his existence, not even by watching his content, just by being on the internet, he was famous as s. but now i get it. i have no idea who or what dream is and i want to keep it that way 11,381 notes

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This Would Actually Work Well

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Pettiness

what-is-this-i-dont-even Apparently the dude who started Netflix did so cuz he got a $40 late fee from Blockbuster and was p----- iverbz pettiness is the greatest motivation in the world. berlynn-wohl In 1888, Almon Brown Stronger, an undertaker, noticed he was losing a lot of business to the other undertaker in his town. He found out that the other undertaker's wife was a telephone operator. When she intercepted people asking to be connected to Stronger's funeral home, the operator would route the call to her husband's funeral home instead. Three years later, Stronger patented the automatic telephone exchange, a system which allowed telephone users to make calls without the need for human operators. bayoubastard he destroyed a whole workforce

what-is-this-i-dont-even Apparently the dude who started Netflix did so cuz he got a $40 late fee from Blockbuster and was p----- iverbz pettiness is the greatest motivation in the world. berlynn-wohl In 1888, Almon Brown Stronger, an undertaker, noticed he was losing a lot of business to the other undertaker in his town. He found out that the other undertaker's wife was a telephone operator. When she intercepted people asking to be connected to Stronger's funeral home, the operator would route the call to her husband's funeral home instead. Three years later, Stronger patented the automatic telephone exchange, a system which allowed telephone users to make calls without the need for human operators. bayoubastard he destroyed a whole workforce

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