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0 Wow. My own giant robot. I am nowthe luckiest kid in America! hellstobetsy hemaddestofthema #don't be fooled this is the saddest children's movie ever made I like how he's the luckiest kid "in America", like there's some Candian a------ with two giant robots.

0 Wow. My own giant robot. I am nowthe luckiest kid in America! hellstobetsy hemaddestofthema #don't be fooled this is the saddest children's movie ever made I like how he's the luckiest kid "in America", like there's some Candian a------ with two giant robots.

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the ultimate bff necklace and nine #nine were given to the race of Men twh above allelse gdesirepizza #lord of the pizzas: fellowship of the slice #lord of the pizzas: the two toppings lord of the pizzas: retum of the breadsticks one calzone to rule them all bet none of us even have 9 friends

the ultimate bff necklace and nine #nine were given to the race of Men twh above allelse gdesirepizza #lord of the pizzas: fellowship of the slice #lord of the pizzas: the two toppings lord of the pizzas: retum of the breadsticks one calzone to rule them all bet none of us even have 9 friends

pizza pizza slice lord of the rings lotr bff necklace one ring to rule them all one does not simply walk into mordor they're taking the hobbits to isengard

the-vashta-nerada: the-vashta-nerada: egg Anonymous asked you: CAN'T F------ BELIEVE YOU THIS IS SO F------ UNFAIR YOU GET 78 F------ NOTES FOR POSTING THE WORD EGG" ON YOUR BLOG WHILE M AN ARTIST WHO WORKS SO F------ HARD AND I HARDLY GET THAT THIS IS SEXISM AND YOURE A F------ BITCH AND I WANT TO SHOOT YOU dear diary: i got a death threat by posting the word “egg"

the-vashta-nerada: the-vashta-nerada: egg Anonymous asked you: CAN'T F------ BELIEVE YOU THIS IS SO F------ UNFAIR YOU GET 78 F------ NOTES FOR POSTING THE WORD EGG" ON YOUR BLOG WHILE M AN ARTIST WHO WORKS SO F------ HARD AND I HARDLY GET THAT THIS IS SEXISM AND YOURE A F------ BITCH AND I WANT TO SHOOT YOU dear diary: i got a death threat by posting the word “egg"

agnot pilgrihnm Source: heroinych 20pieceextracrispy this is nun-1-1 whats ur emergency? 25,262 notes

agnot pilgrihnm Source: heroinych 20pieceextracrispy this is nun-1-1 whats ur emergency? 25,262 notes

pretzeliesus: i only look good in certain lighting (complete darkness) 24,254 notes

pretzeliesus: i only look good in certain lighting (complete darkness) 24,254 notes

kirtens: when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day

kirtens: when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day

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dearmarinacountmein tawk0b3ll is she brushing his hair with a fork or dude it's a dinglehopper. educate yourself, Uncultured swine

dearmarinacountmein tawk0b3ll is she brushing his hair with a fork or dude it's a dinglehopper. educate yourself, Uncultured swine

dst Grands ols $1 0 10/S 1.19 GS! noheterg clavid a heart: <3 a b-------:) <3

dst Grands ols $1 0 10/S 1.19 GS! noheterg clavid a heart: <3 a b-------:) <3

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necrophilofthefuture: did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993 told u no running in my goddamn lobby

necrophilofthefuture: did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993 told u no running in my goddamn lobby

phill lewis mr moseby manslaughter no running in my goddamn lobby the suite life of zach and cody

hiddlestonhug: -apple: i don't understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day Most accurate post I have ever read.

hiddlestonhug: -apple: i don't understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day Most accurate post I have ever read.

Actually, that's a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you're a s----- hunter and they don't want you to starve. So it's kind of love, but it's mostly because you suck at catching food I'm pretty sure "I don't want you to starve" is the maximum level of love cats are able to give. #this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you're a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat

Actually, that's a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you're a s----- hunter and they don't want you to starve. So it's kind of love, but it's mostly because you suck at catching food I'm pretty sure "I don't want you to starve" is the maximum level of love cats are able to give. #this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you're a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat

cats kitty squirell aww cute

aieon: It may seem like l'm a sarcastic a------ 24/7, but I'm actually only a sarcastic a------ 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

aieon: It may seem like l'm a sarcastic a------ 24/7, but I'm actually only a sarcastic a------ 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

IC Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like "How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings? I'll say that again. A guy came up to me at work and asked "How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?"

IC Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like "How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings? I'll say that again. A guy came up to me at work and asked "How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?"

* Gender Canadian Applicant Select one Canadian Applicant Male Female I wish to not disclose Latin carryon-deducing-inthetardis eyelikeamagpie: lucianovargasx: yue-multiblog Mom... Dad... I am canadian - God said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Moose. OH GOD IT GOT WORSE

* Gender Canadian Applicant Select one Canadian Applicant Male Female I wish to not disclose Latin carryon-deducing-inthetardis eyelikeamagpie: lucianovargasx: yue-multiblog Mom... Dad... I am canadian - God said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Moose. OH GOD IT GOT WORSE

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ladytengwar on-my-car-covered-in-beecake 5,993 My mom didn't tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and locked myself in the bathroom UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING UPSTAIRS CALLING MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPIGN AND THEY'RE OUTSIFE THE BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION THEY'RE TRYING TO GET IN BY PICKING THE LOCK BUT I DON'T THINK THEY KNOW I HAVE A WEAPON WITH ME

ladytengwar on-my-car-covered-in-beecake 5,993 My mom didn't tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and locked myself in the bathroom UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING UPSTAIRS CALLING MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPIGN AND THEY'RE OUTSIFE THE BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION THEY'RE TRYING TO GET IN BY PICKING THE LOCK BUT I DON'T THINK THEY KNOW I HAVE A WEAPON WITH ME

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Best. Dad. Eve camy-on-my-wayward-butt kindasortahappy: m-vley: My mom told me to change my "slutty" shorts before we went to dinner. I said no. So my dad cut his jeans to fit in. We went to dinner and then mini golf like this. His legs look wonderful His calves are gorgeous

Best. Dad. Eve camy-on-my-wayward-butt kindasortahappy: m-vley: My mom told me to change my "slutty" shorts before we went to dinner. I said no. So my dad cut his jeans to fit in. We went to dinner and then mini golf like this. His legs look wonderful His calves are gorgeous