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The difference between J. K. Rowling and George R. R. Martin

schuckthetruckup: ringokotomi; Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin Source: ringokotomi 61,222 notes ㄑㄧ

schuckthetruckup: ringokotomi; Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin Source: ringokotomi 61,222 notes ㄑㄧ

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Low Battery

tob-blackmore pikapoka99。 151 hr 21 min (6%) remaining Your battery is low (6%). If you need to continue using your computer, either plug in your computer, or shut it down and then change the battery. hardolkargn: fyawaymax f--- i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick do you have a f------ nuclear generator as your battery Source: flyawaymax 377,378 notes

tob-blackmore pikapoka99。 151 hr 21 min (6%) remaining Your battery is low (6%). If you need to continue using your computer, either plug in your computer, or shut it down and then change the battery. hardolkargn: fyawaymax f--- i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick do you have a f------ nuclear generator as your battery Source: flyawaymax 377,378 notes

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YouTube

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming I've seen NASCAR drivers that crash less than YouTube for 3DS. 57 notes

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming I've seen NASCAR drivers that crash less than YouTube for 3DS. 57 notes

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Though I'm not Zayn. (I'm sorry)

ruinedchildhoodweirdnostalgia+ ooo T-Mobile1:59 PM 682 Peek Featured What Should Zayn Malik Do Now?> ..。。。T-Mobile 2:00 PM Pay my tuition 6634 3h Source: clintb4rton 58,580 notes

ruinedchildhoodweirdnostalgia+ ooo T-Mobile1:59 PM 682 Peek Featured What Should Zayn Malik Do Now?> ..。。。T-Mobile 2:00 PM Pay my tuition 6634 3h Source: clintb4rton 58,580 notes

Goodnight sweet prince

Helping people ts what I'm here for Still precuctiwe Just need to catth my bresth I' Coppy.Iam daggerjaw: WHAT THE F--- IS HAPPENING TO ME DEAR GOD, DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN?

Helping people ts what I'm here for Still precuctiwe Just need to catth my bresth I' Coppy.Iam daggerjaw: WHAT THE F--- IS HAPPENING TO ME DEAR GOD, DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN?

The true call for celebration

ahfyCo buen-nino yepperoni: we should all stop participating in april fools day and start celebrating inuyasha's birthday Details Pictures Favorites Inuyasha (犬夜叉) Birthday: April 1, 1479 Birthplace: Western Japan, e Weapons: claws, sword-Tess Attacks: Claws-Sankountesso Family: Izayoi (mom), InuTai The male protagonist, a hybric Tetsaiga" in the American dut destroy one hundred demons Source: yepperoni 23,482 notes

ahfyCo buen-nino yepperoni: we should all stop participating in april fools day and start celebrating inuyasha's birthday Details Pictures Favorites Inuyasha (犬夜叉) Birthday: April 1, 1479 Birthplace: Western Japan, e Weapons: claws, sword-Tess Attacks: Claws-Sankountesso Family: Izayoi (mom), InuTai The male protagonist, a hybric Tetsaiga" in the American dut destroy one hundred demons Source: yepperoni 23,482 notes

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Vegans strike again

TreeHugger 11 minutes agoe What if prey didn't have to suffer? Meet the people who want to turn predators into vegans treehugger.com ladypalerider amberlynnwasher arlluk there are actual people out there who want to genetically modify carnivores so they no longer eat other animals im going to fly away from this planet goodbye yeah let's just f--- up the entire ecosystem because i'm uncomfortable with the fact that nature doesn't conform to my world-views Okay kids gather round while Aunty Amber tells y'all a story that her 10th grade Biology teacher told her When his wife was in college, she was a Vegan. She and her vegan friends ralied and protested for their little town to stop hunting the surrounding deer. Fast forward a few years, and that's just what happened So I want you to think for a moment. What happens to a population when their main predators stop hunting them? They grow What happens to a population when they grow? They use up more resources Fast forward a few more years. Deer are everywhere. Literally everywhere. In the streets, in peoples yards, at schools. You know what's not everywhere? Vegetation, because the deer population grew so large that they were eating everything and anything. This also grew to them being more violent, trying to compete for resources Not only were there too many deer, but they were hella malnourished. Lack of food-bony-as-f--- deer The town finally allowed the hunters to start hunting again, and it only took a few months for things to start going back to normal. Healthy deer plenty of vegetation, streets filled with people and not with deer The point is, if you take out a predator, everything it hunts will multiply and resources will diminish. Don't be stupid, let these animals hunt. KEEP HUNTING Reblogged 10 hours ago from shitpost-senpai (originally from arlluk) 63,312 notes

TreeHugger 11 minutes agoe What if prey didn't have to suffer? Meet the people who want to turn predators into vegans treehugger.com ladypalerider amberlynnwasher arlluk there are actual people out there who want to genetically modify carnivores so they no longer eat other animals im going to fly away from this planet goodbye yeah let's just f--- up the entire ecosystem because i'm uncomfortable with the fact that nature doesn't conform to my world-views Okay kids gather round while Aunty Amber tells y'all a story that her 10th grade Biology teacher told her When his wife was in college, she was a Vegan. She and her vegan friends ralied and protested for their little town to stop hunting the surrounding deer. Fast forward a few years, and that's just what happened So I want you to think for a moment. What happens to a population when their main predators stop hunting them? They grow What happens to a population when they grow? They use up more resources Fast forward a few more years. Deer are everywhere. Literally everywhere. In the streets, in peoples yards, at schools. You know what's not everywhere? Vegetation, because the deer population grew so large that they were eating everything and anything. This also grew to them being more violent, trying to compete for resources Not only were there too many deer, but they were hella malnourished. Lack of food-bony-as-f--- deer The town finally allowed the hunters to start hunting again, and it only took a few months for things to start going back to normal. Healthy deer plenty of vegetation, streets filled with people and not with deer The point is, if you take out a predator, everything it hunts will multiply and resources will diminish. Don't be stupid, let these animals hunt. KEEP HUNTING Reblogged 10 hours ago from shitpost-senpai (originally from arlluk) 63,312 notes

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Luigi! At the Disco

this-isnt-the-tardis you Source: memeluvr2 myheart137 memeluvr2 my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE "WHO ARE YOU TEXTING AND I PANICKED AND SAID LUIGI" GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI luigi! at the disco ive reblogged 3 variations of this already 373,022 notes

this-isnt-the-tardis you Source: memeluvr2 myheart137 memeluvr2 my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE "WHO ARE YOU TEXTING AND I PANICKED AND SAID LUIGI" GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI luigi! at the disco ive reblogged 3 variations of this already 373,022 notes

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Heard you were talkin shit

When you hear someone talking s--- about your favorite thing and you wanna start a fight, but you know you shouldn't

When you hear someone talking s--- about your favorite thing and you wanna start a fight, but you know you shouldn't

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When mom brings home pizza

hickenbottoms when mom brings home pizza #stardust #stardust wwe #cody rhodes #F 9 notas

hickenbottoms when mom brings home pizza #stardust #stardust wwe #cody rhodes #F 9 notas

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Rawr/rawrself

2 weeks ago (155,601 notes)parenting tip #rawr #l support basically all cases dopathicsmile: freplacing mandtory you want to avoid the world' s aggressive gendering of your infant, consider gender roles with optional dinosaur roles skipping the pink dresses or blue coveralls in favor of dressing your baby solelyin tiny halloween costumes strangers on the sidewalk: aww, is it a boy or a girl? you: uh...it's pretty clearly a DINOSAUR (via juliainfinland)

2 weeks ago (155,601 notes)parenting tip #rawr #l support basically all cases dopathicsmile: freplacing mandtory you want to avoid the world' s aggressive gendering of your infant, consider gender roles with optional dinosaur roles skipping the pink dresses or blue coveralls in favor of dressing your baby solelyin tiny halloween costumes strangers on the sidewalk: aww, is it a boy or a girl? you: uh...it's pretty clearly a DINOSAUR (via juliainfinland)

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Spider farm AU

just spitballing here ever since one of my friends politely begged me not to make spider farm au a thing, i have been thinking about what the standard tropes would be in a spider farm story. off the top of my head "wait, you have some cobwebs stuck in your hair" · person a in pairing is new to spider farming, accidentally sends the wine merchants a box of tarantulas instead. person b nobly covers for them. "these so-called spiders aren't spinning any webs!" "monsieur, maybe they're just exceptionally lazy their hands accidentally brush as they reach for the same box of whatever the f--- spiders eat, bugs i guess guys never mind this was a terrible idea i am so sorry, i am so sorry tenderly comforting each other late at night as they contemplate the series of horrible life choices that has led to this moment. "we're farming spiders," one of them sobs. "we're living on a farm of spiders" · "oh no my shirt is covered in cobwebs guess i better take it off?

just spitballing here ever since one of my friends politely begged me not to make spider farm au a thing, i have been thinking about what the standard tropes would be in a spider farm story. off the top of my head "wait, you have some cobwebs stuck in your hair" · person a in pairing is new to spider farming, accidentally sends the wine merchants a box of tarantulas instead. person b nobly covers for them. "these so-called spiders aren't spinning any webs!" "monsieur, maybe they're just exceptionally lazy their hands accidentally brush as they reach for the same box of whatever the f--- spiders eat, bugs i guess guys never mind this was a terrible idea i am so sorry, i am so sorry tenderly comforting each other late at night as they contemplate the series of horrible life choices that has led to this moment. "we're farming spiders," one of them sobs. "we're living on a farm of spiders" · "oh no my shirt is covered in cobwebs guess i better take it off?

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Getting ready.

Me before get ready in the morning

Me before get ready in the morning

Willie Shake

official-whitegirl spingboobsqueepants raptorific Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. "It's all d--- jokes and sword fights," he'd say, "do they seriously tell my d--- jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren't allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they're telling d--- jokes? Oh my god that's f------ hilarious. Wait until tell Anne Source: raptorific 245,520 notes

official-whitegirl spingboobsqueepants raptorific Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. "It's all d--- jokes and sword fights," he'd say, "do they seriously tell my d--- jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren't allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they're telling d--- jokes? Oh my god that's f------ hilarious. Wait until tell Anne Source: raptorific 245,520 notes

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Maths

A limerick: toothlessrebel: asgardiantelevision: 12144+20 +3v4 7 +(5x11)=92 + 0 Doesn't look like a limerick to you? Try this: A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more THE F--- F--- F--- FUCCCKKKKKKK

A limerick: toothlessrebel: asgardiantelevision: 12144+20 +3v4 7 +(5x11)=92 + 0 Doesn't look like a limerick to you? Try this: A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more THE F--- F--- F--- FUCCCKKKKKKK

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Bees are awesome

Fact: #5067 Japanese honeybees kill hornets by enclosing them in a ball of bees, and then shaking so fast and generating so much heat that they cook the hornet at 115°F. mentalfacts.tumblr.com overheal gaaraofsburbia mentalfacts Fact 5067: Japanese honeybees kill hornets by enclosing them in a ball of bees, and then shaking so fast and generating so much heat that they cook the hornet at 115°F Oh my god it's true #BAD AND NAUGHTY HORNETS GET PLACED IN THE BEE SPHERE FOR PUNISHMENT Source: mentalfacts 31,453 notes

Fact: #5067 Japanese honeybees kill hornets by enclosing them in a ball of bees, and then shaking so fast and generating so much heat that they cook the hornet at 115°F. mentalfacts.tumblr.com overheal gaaraofsburbia mentalfacts Fact 5067: Japanese honeybees kill hornets by enclosing them in a ball of bees, and then shaking so fast and generating so much heat that they cook the hornet at 115°F Oh my god it's true #BAD AND NAUGHTY HORNETS GET PLACED IN THE BEE SPHERE FOR PUNISHMENT Source: mentalfacts 31,453 notes

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Just like Jules

cheeralism: my mom complains about my yoshi wallet sometimes so next time she tells me to buy another wallet i'm gonna tell her i want a brown one that says "bad m-----------" 25

cheeralism: my mom complains about my yoshi wallet sometimes so next time she tells me to buy another wallet i'm gonna tell her i want a brown one that says "bad m-----------" 25

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Eddie Murphy does not approve

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr

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dammit, macpros

aemonophi macpros gay white cis man telling his coming out story: [adjusts the lighting to be more dramatic, focuses a spotlight on himself, begins playing sad music in the background] when i was little, i felt like there was something.... different about me. i had some feelings i didn't understand in middle school i realized i was...gay. [begins to cry] i was bullied. my parents didn't understand, but they still loved me. then i got older and met new friends and my life was easier. as a cisgender white gay marn my life has been a battle from the beginning. no one will understand my pain. [lighting fades] It's great to know that homophobia doesn't exist in the West anymore, that gay teenagers aren't getting beaten or kicked out of their houses by thei intolerant parents, that they aren't being rejected, persecuted and violently abused by their peers for being a "dirty queer," that they aren't still being sent to corrective therapy, that they aren't being driven to mental health issues or suicide as a result of these things, and that people nowadays are so accepting of gay people everywhere - which of course is why same-sex marriage is legal in Northern Ireland, every American st nineteen, and people aren't still being fired for being gay or beaten up on the streets or even killed for being a dirty queer by the same types of thugs they knew in school now grown into bigger and uglier thugs. Thank you so much for this revelation Tumblr user macpros, you disgusting waste of oxygen ate and not just

aemonophi macpros gay white cis man telling his coming out story: [adjusts the lighting to be more dramatic, focuses a spotlight on himself, begins playing sad music in the background] when i was little, i felt like there was something.... different about me. i had some feelings i didn't understand in middle school i realized i was...gay. [begins to cry] i was bullied. my parents didn't understand, but they still loved me. then i got older and met new friends and my life was easier. as a cisgender white gay marn my life has been a battle from the beginning. no one will understand my pain. [lighting fades] It's great to know that homophobia doesn't exist in the West anymore, that gay teenagers aren't getting beaten or kicked out of their houses by thei intolerant parents, that they aren't being rejected, persecuted and violently abused by their peers for being a "dirty queer," that they aren't still being sent to corrective therapy, that they aren't being driven to mental health issues or suicide as a result of these things, and that people nowadays are so accepting of gay people everywhere - which of course is why same-sex marriage is legal in Northern Ireland, every American st nineteen, and people aren't still being fired for being gay or beaten up on the streets or even killed for being a dirty queer by the same types of thugs they knew in school now grown into bigger and uglier thugs. Thank you so much for this revelation Tumblr user macpros, you disgusting waste of oxygen ate and not just

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Cathulu: the Dark Corners of the Internet

puzzleypuzzler roachpatrol thecatscan (2005) Our cat Lacy hopped up on the scanner and inadvertently activated it. aesthetic it looks like a monster cat broke into your house it scares me Source: thecatscan 15,078 notes

puzzleypuzzler roachpatrol thecatscan (2005) Our cat Lacy hopped up on the scanner and inadvertently activated it. aesthetic it looks like a monster cat broke into your house it scares me Source: thecatscan 15,078 notes

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