Tumblr - Images

Sorted By:

mylife.jpg

ng LTE *.111185% 3:12 PM mangupapl badparent seriousiones. late night confession: i've been doing the cha cha slide for years now and i have no f------ idea what to do when the guy's like "cha cha real smooth." i have no f------ idea what to do so i just kind of walk in place until everybody else takes it back now y'all. i hope that nobody notices, but even then, i notice i'm a fraud Source: seriousjones 126,622 notes triforceof-power twigbitchlaracroft

ng LTE *.111185% 3:12 PM mangupapl badparent seriousiones. late night confession: i've been doing the cha cha slide for years now and i have no f------ idea what to do when the guy's like "cha cha real smooth." i have no f------ idea what to do so i just kind of walk in place until everybody else takes it back now y'all. i hope that nobody notices, but even then, i notice i'm a fraud Source: seriousjones 126,622 notes triforceof-power twigbitchlaracroft

tumblr i mean really gais tell me this isn't true

not sure what i was expecting

t Uploaded reblog! < queenofsunlight UNFOLLOW Source: honourcall 427 notes twinkfactory meladoodle i-am-your-imaginary-friend meladoodle Challenges of my job: Kids yelling at me, kids pulling my hair, kids screaming, kids crying at me Perks: Free cake tho What do you work as??? I get hired to steal cake from kids Source: meladoodle 14,163 notes oscargreenworth

t Uploaded reblog! < queenofsunlight UNFOLLOW Source: honourcall 427 notes twinkfactory meladoodle i-am-your-imaginary-friend meladoodle Challenges of my job: Kids yelling at me, kids pulling my hair, kids screaming, kids crying at me Perks: Free cake tho What do you work as??? I get hired to steal cake from kids Source: meladoodle 14,163 notes oscargreenworth

tumblr free cake tho

rimshot

LTE *.111100% 6:57 AM 428,742 notes theblackship inquisit-my-a------ sweet-bits erivalevard supersmashthestatebros All these video games with their epic orchestral musical scores. Those concerned moms are right: there's way too much violins in video games. I don't mind the violins, it's the sax that's the problem. Don't do drums, kids Source: supersmashthestatebros #queue 121,658 notes 8639 fauxtown

LTE *.111100% 6:57 AM 428,742 notes theblackship inquisit-my-a------ sweet-bits erivalevard supersmashthestatebros All these video games with their epic orchestral musical scores. Those concerned moms are right: there's way too much violins in video games. I don't mind the violins, it's the sax that's the problem. Don't do drums, kids Source: supersmashthestatebros #queue 121,658 notes 8639 fauxtown

tumblr puns too many quits

Wanna know how I got these scars?

LTE *.111 30% 12:03 AM · < lunar!zuna UNFOLLOW make me happy book-obsessor riddle-my-hiddles 8bit-ghost We're all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark. Bellybuttons. if anyone wants me to explain what an anticlimax' is, i'll show them this text post Source: luc-ienn 266,277 notes book-obsessor This Is How Much Your Body Parts Are

LTE *.111 30% 12:03 AM · < lunar!zuna UNFOLLOW make me happy book-obsessor riddle-my-hiddles 8bit-ghost We're all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark. Bellybuttons. if anyone wants me to explain what an anticlimax' is, i'll show them this text post Source: luc-ienn 266,277 notes book-obsessor This Is How Much Your Body Parts Are

tumblr lovely icrievrytym

srsly.jpg

t Uploaded reblog! ammityouscr… & UNFOLLOW gnarly when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you YTG 8748 Source: gnarly 22417 notes

t Uploaded reblog! ammityouscr… & UNFOLLOW gnarly when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you YTG 8748 Source: gnarly 22417 notes

tumblr srsly rly

8/8

LTE *.11176% u 9:35 PM spraypainted-bleach ghostyknight speightbrigade nicolascageforthirteenthdoctor samuel-vimes misbeliefs british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked you've never met a british boy have you oi m8 i fink ur fine as t--- thaats more like it. Source: misbeliefs 313,190 notes

LTE *.11176% u 9:35 PM spraypainted-bleach ghostyknight speightbrigade nicolascageforthirteenthdoctor samuel-vimes misbeliefs british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked you've never met a british boy have you oi m8 i fink ur fine as t--- thaats more like it. Source: misbeliefs 313,190 notes

Struggle

umbreonsbae princezenon Reblog if your d--- hits you in the face when you run Source: obese #every time :/ #its just a h 280,997 notes

umbreonsbae princezenon Reblog if your d--- hits you in the face when you run Source: obese #every time :/ #its just a h 280,997 notes

tumblr #bigdickproblems

freedoms loudly

t Uploaded reblog! < goddammityouscr UNFOLLOW 156,316 notes gxblinprxblems America: our education system needs to improve! American education: we need another standardized test and more homework! Finland: actually, we became one of the worlds'best education systems by getting rid of homework and standardized tests also, we pay our teachers better than you China: same Belgium: same American education: better make it twomore standardized tests Source: dumb-science-jokes 237,597 notes casualbutthole

t Uploaded reblog! < goddammityouscr UNFOLLOW 156,316 notes gxblinprxblems America: our education system needs to improve! American education: we need another standardized test and more homework! Finland: actually, we became one of the worlds'best education systems by getting rid of homework and standardized tests also, we pay our teachers better than you China: same Belgium: same American education: better make it twomore standardized tests Source: dumb-science-jokes 237,597 notes casualbutthole

I can see it now...

to Uploading reblog. < goddammityouscr UNFOLLOW haillordsauron castlestark I can't wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damr cursor out of the way Lol *cut to 15 years later* "Miss, you have to make the hologram 3D What? Hold on, I'm trying to full screen this. Where's the cursor?" There is no cursor, MiSS. Flick your wrist to make the hologram 3D." And that'll fullscreen it?" *entire class sighs* Source: castlestark 454,324 notes

to Uploading reblog. < goddammityouscr UNFOLLOW haillordsauron castlestark I can't wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damr cursor out of the way Lol *cut to 15 years later* "Miss, you have to make the hologram 3D What? Hold on, I'm trying to full screen this. Where's the cursor?" There is no cursor, MiSS. Flick your wrist to make the hologram 3D." And that'll fullscreen it?" *entire class sighs* Source: castlestark 454,324 notes

tumblr future us too true

It has arrived.

LTE *.111130% 7:17 PM floozys 1-800-neediesusnow eterfromtexas YOUR F------ PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED Source: memewhore #jesus 9,255 notes 。eca stevencrewniverse

LTE *.111130% 7:17 PM floozys 1-800-neediesusnow eterfromtexas YOUR F------ PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED Source: memewhore #jesus 9,255 notes 。eca stevencrewniverse

tumblr delivery muthafuqa

Daniel ftw

TE97%11:59 AM author-of-your-future EDIT goddammityouscrewedupagain DANIEL Stabbed His Molester 55 Times crustfundkids bosxe yes Good job Daniel We are proud of Daniel Source: ruanv 270,953 notes goddammityouscrewedupagain

TE97%11:59 AM author-of-your-future EDIT goddammityouscrewedupagain DANIEL Stabbed His Molester 55 Times crustfundkids bosxe yes Good job Daniel We are proud of Daniel Source: ruanv 270,953 notes goddammityouscrewedupagain

hero tumblr daniel this guy best 2015

#truth

ng LTE *111 25%-11 :30 AM okrawinfrey UNFOLLOW 9,091 notes ruinedchildhood PLANETS SPACE URANUS Uranus takes a pounding more frequently than thought ivemeinterne Some headline writer has waited their entire career for this day Source: givemeinternet 236,325 notes

ng LTE *111 25%-11 :30 AM okrawinfrey UNFOLLOW 9,091 notes ruinedchildhood PLANETS SPACE URANUS Uranus takes a pounding more frequently than thought ivemeinterne Some headline writer has waited their entire career for this day Source: givemeinternet 236,325 notes

tumblr oh well forgot what i just posted

Do I appear human enough??

LTE *.111193% 9:11 AM sonicsfurrycock FOLLOW glowdeer The Sign's Best Fearures Aries Your Teeth Taurus: What Your Organs are Worth on the BLack Market Gemini: The pulsating tendrils protrudinq from your back Cancer: The blood you have spilledin my name Leo: The fact that you're still here despite being dead for four years Virgo: Your t---. Libra: The fear you've instilled in man over the past century Scorpio: Your head is nothing but a void cradling the endless screams of the damned Capricorn: Your very convincing human suit Aquarius: How important vour survival is to the existence of our universe. Pieces: You're about to find out

LTE *.111193% 9:11 AM sonicsfurrycock FOLLOW glowdeer The Sign's Best Fearures Aries Your Teeth Taurus: What Your Organs are Worth on the BLack Market Gemini: The pulsating tendrils protrudinq from your back Cancer: The blood you have spilledin my name Leo: The fact that you're still here despite being dead for four years Virgo: Your t---. Libra: The fear you've instilled in man over the past century Scorpio: Your head is nothing but a void cradling the endless screams of the damned Capricorn: Your very convincing human suit Aquarius: How important vour survival is to the existence of our universe. Pieces: You're about to find out

tumblr truth zodiac i'm capricorn i mean human

Waking up for school/work

olnhiiritoboit when you're laying in bed and someone wants you to get up 743

olnhiiritoboit when you're laying in bed and someone wants you to get up 743

tumblr monster kaiju pigmon ultraman max

GO! FASTER!!

Dear SJWs...

the-great-mighty-d--- if ur response to someone pointing out flaws in ur movement is "well they're not REAL (x)s" then you already lost if ur gonna endlessly make fun of men for saying "not all men" in defense of constant generalizations then you can't say the same thing in response to actual criticism #d--- says a thing ust another day on tumblr dot com 3 notes

the-great-mighty-d--- if ur response to someone pointing out flaws in ur movement is "well they're not REAL (x)s" then you already lost if ur gonna endlessly make fun of men for saying "not all men" in defense of constant generalizations then you can't say the same thing in response to actual criticism #d--- says a thing ust another day on tumblr dot com 3 notes

movement sjw not all men

#blackout

the (moatly wht drama divaslos Exact what happened Pralty sune moailt black people dintn care aboul the whole "while people suck shd they just wanted to post their dan seies something and you can make Ryourselt then go for t JWs tumed it into a white hate parade. Examples Blackout And nahraly, everyone who doesn, som geting panned mh gehes a bintarr racet acism from awheout Kuh-Reem WTFKAREEM "What about #whiteOutDay ?" NS :21 PM 06 Mar 15 smashes beer can agaes Blacktace is the most hombly racist thing ever, but whitelace? Nah Sir CRACKERS m ust going to say this for any future events lke this better, know. Dont lot them breathe onit &o on aty der social fnodia sze. likè Twit hel, This ste aluays neads to find some way to twist good ide om this sio axt e, and you be good Into selt hote pity poarties Junt stay far

the (moatly wht drama divaslos Exact what happened Pralty sune moailt black people dintn care aboul the whole "while people suck shd they just wanted to post their dan seies something and you can make Ryourselt then go for t JWs tumed it into a white hate parade. Examples Blackout And nahraly, everyone who doesn, som geting panned mh gehes a bintarr racet acism from awheout Kuh-Reem WTFKAREEM "What about #whiteOutDay ?" NS :21 PM 06 Mar 15 smashes beer can agaes Blacktace is the most hombly racist thing ever, but whitelace? Nah Sir CRACKERS m ust going to say this for any future events lke this better, know. Dont lot them breathe onit &o on aty der social fnodia sze. likè Twit hel, This ste aluays neads to find some way to twist good ide om this sio axt e, and you be good Into selt hote pity poarties Junt stay far

white tumblr black hashtag blackout selfie social justice blogging sjw whiteout racism

white tears

xantime bumbarbie Source: gazmaskbitch bumbarbie thanks-obaema bumbarbie felinefeline gazmaskbitch And while im pissing ppl off this am.. this blackout/whiteout is pure s---. How bout i jst post whatever the f--- i want like always.. nobody needs a special day to celebrate themselves ya suppose to do that s--- every day.. total sheeple move i dont like the concept of it one bit. It emphasizes separation of ppl still and you f--- dont even see it.. Piss off if va dont like wot i post on my dash or how i say things But who cares about your opinion tho you stupid as s--- Imao why say anything if u not part of it shut the f--- up and stay on the sideline where u belong White people can't stand not being included in something lol loving these white tears yesssss Imao 27 notes

xantime bumbarbie Source: gazmaskbitch bumbarbie thanks-obaema bumbarbie felinefeline gazmaskbitch And while im pissing ppl off this am.. this blackout/whiteout is pure s---. How bout i jst post whatever the f--- i want like always.. nobody needs a special day to celebrate themselves ya suppose to do that s--- every day.. total sheeple move i dont like the concept of it one bit. It emphasizes separation of ppl still and you f--- dont even see it.. Piss off if va dont like wot i post on my dash or how i say things But who cares about your opinion tho you stupid as s--- Imao why say anything if u not part of it shut the f--- up and stay on the sideline where u belong White people can't stand not being included in something lol loving these white tears yesssss Imao 27 notes

tumblr black out white tears #blackoutday #blackout

A tear

agihairius: this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabrid of space OGALLIFREYAN REFUGEE

agihairius: this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabrid of space OGALLIFREYAN REFUGEE

lol tumblr rip galaxy stocking tear

Damn Wright

THREATENING ACCUSED OF TOKILL THE PRESIDENT CHRISTINE WRIGHT-DARRISAW 6:04 611 isaac-hanson: windexbottles: she's like "damn right" don't you mean damn wright

THREATENING ACCUSED OF TOKILL THE PRESIDENT CHRISTINE WRIGHT-DARRISAW 6:04 611 isaac-hanson: windexbottles: she's like "damn right" don't you mean damn wright

lol tv news tumblr president kill damn straight damn right