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Mountain faces

kynen: Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this. 32,161 notes

kynen: Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this. 32,161 notes

face smile grumpy mountain i hope senpai notices me today

When the remake is worse than the original

iahfy aer-dna pyjamaviolets when you try and improve yourself but you're still the same Trash (Remastered) Source: pyjamaviolets 84,503 notes

iahfy aer-dna pyjamaviolets when you try and improve yourself but you're still the same Trash (Remastered) Source: pyjamaviolets 84,503 notes

trash remastered improvement same

This had more realistic characters than Fifty Shades of Grey

iahfykorrainasamisjacket+ lexiesdarkthoughts liberal-heathen: BDSM couples be like I accept the Terms of Submission Submit Okay... that's kinda funny. Source: liberal-heathen 39,417 notes

iahfykorrainasamisjacket+ lexiesdarkthoughts liberal-heathen: BDSM couples be like I accept the Terms of Submission Submit Okay... that's kinda funny. Source: liberal-heathen 39,417 notes

bdsm submission

Making a mountain out of a molehill

$ifyou!augh-laughing420 glambf straight people on tv show: literally have sex silence gay people on tv show: "exist ok.. :1 but... ok like im not homophobic... \ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face... Source: glambf 203,204 notes$

$ifyou!augh-laughing420 glambf straight people on tv show: literally have sex silence gay people on tv show: "exist ok.. :1 but... ok like im not homophobic... \ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face... Source: glambf 203,204 notes$

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Didn't know Barbie was such a coward

zanmadyne-kuradoodles Oops We don't like 'a--- sex' on Barbie.com Try again! ose chrisynova barbie have you even tried it? Source: lovelyladyls 101,745 notes

zanmadyne-kuradoodles Oops We don't like 'a--- sex' on Barbie.com Try again! ose chrisynova barbie have you even tried it? Source: lovelyladyls 101,745 notes

Remember that Mirrors movie with Kiefer Sutherland?

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iahfy-internalized-misogyny。 trackmark: snapchatting winks at my reflection in the mirror reflection walks away 56,300 notes

winking mirrors reflections

Magical

zanmadynekynero+ monobeartheater: verylittlebird: a magician asks you to pick a card any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack- anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. "is this your card?" the midwife asks, in a familiar voice. what the f--- Source: 70sprogrock 292,579 notes

zanmadynekynero+ monobeartheater: verylittlebird: a magician asks you to pick a card any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack- anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. "is this your card?" the midwife asks, in a familiar voice. what the f--- Source: 70sprogrock 292,579 notes

magic cards pick a card

I'm just trying to make my city a better place

zanmadyne-bumbleshark What should you do if you get chemicals in your eyes or your Fight crime. Peotect ell's Kichen ist two products that should never be placed or transport I JUST STARTED WATCHING THIS SHOW AND ITS PRETTY GOOD Source: captainsassym... 35,545 notes

zanmadyne-bumbleshark What should you do if you get chemicals in your eyes or your Fight crime. Peotect ell's Kichen ist two products that should never be placed or transport I JUST STARTED WATCHING THIS SHOW AND ITS PRETTY GOOD Source: captainsassym... 35,545 notes

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I dunno, some title

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Cummingtonite

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immywhetzelsupgina Cummingtonite fyou get with me you will b General Category noslcate Chemical Fe2 formula Strunz classification Crystal symmetry Unit cell-9.53 A,b 1823 A, c 5.32 09 DE OS Monocinic 2/m A: β . 101.9712 . 2 betterwhenaked this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i've ever seen Source: betterwhenaked 261,996 notes

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Bad joke

consultingskeletondetective somanyfandomsasdfghikl the-average-gatsby alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy brace yourselves so there's a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it's a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night the knights in the second kingdom aren't as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night. in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight. the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom. and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides What have we become How dare you make me read that

consultingskeletondetective somanyfandomsasdfghikl the-average-gatsby alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy brace yourselves so there's a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it's a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night the knights in the second kingdom aren't as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night. in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight. the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom. and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides What have we become How dare you make me read that

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Tumblr sucks

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That dog looks more depressed than excited.

sfveganyogi.tumblr.com geekychemist dark-nyan-kitty On the menu for Maggie tonight is puréed sweet potato pureed brown rice, sprouted organic bonu, chia seeds and dgestive enzymes. Does she look exched? She is This dog does not look excited, this dog looks The diet you are feeding your dog places a huge burden entirely on the pancreas, forcing it to produce large amounts of amylase to deal with the starch, cellulose, and carbohydrates in plant mater (yes, even with your supplements) The carnivore's pancreas does not secrete celulase to spit the celilulose into glucose molecules, nor have dogs become emcient at digesting and assimilating and untieing plant material as a source of high quaity When this stuff sits in the pet's intestine tyes even with your supplemented enzymes) it not onty eritates the ining of the bowels but also provides the perfect warm, wet eronment with plenty of undigested sugars and starches as food for bacteria I respect your choice in leading a vegan iestyle, but please do not force this on your pet who does not recognize the afterence, your dog absolutely needs a healthier diet or it s going to develop health issues and I guarantee you, will not side reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be complevely nourished and content, loving and excted over ther meals See Onision's two dogs, Dobs and Leelu Actuaily, his name is Greg. He, hs wile Laney, and ther two dogs are all vegetarian, and both Dobs and Leelu thrive. They look very well nourished, are energetic, very loving towards both Greg and Laney, and they are red vegetarian foods. Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. wih the right nourishments, can he thrtve, and live a happy and heathy re wthout t? You bet your sweet ass they can Stop bagging on this person for feeding this to their dog. I may advise oftering meaty treats to your pet perhaps chop 90me chicken or throw in some cooked red meat, but your dog seems very okay to me. The meat would be an added bonus that may please your pooch and also provide addtional protein and minerals HelShe seems healthy to me, and abo seems interested in the food you're about to feed them Do not let these people tel you hat you're abusing your dog. if you choose to continue ther Giet in this way, I would definitely look more into different kinds of treats that would help wih the digestion more, though I dont know too much in that area. Best of luck to both you and your Hi helo you seem new to veteninary science and animal wefare n general so let me educate you on some topics that you are 1) "Sido reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be compietely nounished and content, loving and ercited over their Thts ts an assumption. The assumption that dogs areomnores remains to be proven, whereas the truth about dogs being natural camivores is very well-supported by the eidence avalable to us and is understood by many science welfare groups, universities and doctors of veterinary science Dogs and wolves share 99 8% of their rmitochonorial DNA、those who insist dogs dd not descend from wolves must disprove the tany of scieminic evidence that concludes wolves are the ancestors of dogs And guess what? The wolr is a camivore Since a dog's internal physiology does not difer from a woif, dogs have the same physiological and nutnitional needs as those canivorous By stating otherwise you are ignoring and disregarding the work of contibuting doctors,educators, and researchers who have compled over 300 years of research and cbservations of the wid 2) Do dogs and eats eat mear? ADsolutely, with the right nourishments, can they ive, thrive, and ive a happy and № 8ut congratulations, you got one thing right dogs and cats eat meat Can hey live a happy and heathy ite wthour it? No they cannot. Cats and dogs heath is largely dependent on the body's ability to digest and make use of the food that is a part of their natural det that is supplemented from meats. By σeating a lack of naturaly produced (meat, not supplements) protein in the body of the animal, you are putting your animals at risk for something caled protein-losing enteropathy Athough this condition can affect any breed or age of dog, some dog breeds are more ikely han others. That being said, feeding your dog and cat an all vegan or vegetarian diet and expecting them to thrive on is There is an entire array of problems that can arise from a lack of Enlarged abdomern Legs and feet may be pufty or swollen (edema) Intestinal par astes like hookworms and whipworms inflammation of the intestines (inflammatory bowel disease) Stoma㎝ or intestinal uicers Problems with the movement of lymphatic fuid out of the · ^H---- seems healthy to mte, and also seems interested in the food you're about to feed them Hay, wrong again. This dogs nose is dried out it is almost a pale white pink, this is an indication of derydration or something more serious The eyes are not clear and bright as they shouid be, they are red and putty around the edges, the ining of the eyelids should be pink rather than red. This dog also has a blank stare on ts face, and the nose its nat poining at the food, this means the dog is uninterested and is a sign of lethargy. This dog is begging for this meal to be something nutritious. I work at a highly respected veterinary hospital and I see this more ofnen than you would think,I know how to tell when a dog looks malnourished, and so would you if you worked and studed every day In the teld of Next time I hope you will take the intiative to educate yourser on these and other important topics on the care for your animal, before you preach something you have no idea about Overal statement IT DOESN T MATTER F YOU'RE VEGAN OR VEGETARIAN OR OTHER, GIVE YOUR PETS THE CORRECT FOOD BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LIKE YOu

sfveganyogi.tumblr.com geekychemist dark-nyan-kitty On the menu for Maggie tonight is puréed sweet potato pureed brown rice, sprouted organic bonu, chia seeds and dgestive enzymes. Does she look exched? She is This dog does not look excited, this dog looks The diet you are feeding your dog places a huge burden entirely on the pancreas, forcing it to produce large amounts of amylase to deal with the starch, cellulose, and carbohydrates in plant mater (yes, even with your supplements) The carnivore's pancreas does not secrete celulase to spit the celilulose into glucose molecules, nor have dogs become emcient at digesting and assimilating and untieing plant material as a source of high quaity When this stuff sits in the pet's intestine tyes even with your supplemented enzymes) it not onty eritates the ining of the bowels but also provides the perfect warm, wet eronment with plenty of undigested sugars and starches as food for bacteria I respect your choice in leading a vegan iestyle, but please do not force this on your pet who does not recognize the afterence, your dog absolutely needs a healthier diet or it s going to develop health issues and I guarantee you, will not side reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be complevely nourished and content, loving and excted over ther meals See Onision's two dogs, Dobs and Leelu Actuaily, his name is Greg. He, hs wile Laney, and ther two dogs are all vegetarian, and both Dobs and Leelu thrive. They look very well nourished, are energetic, very loving towards both Greg and Laney, and they are red vegetarian foods. Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. wih the right nourishments, can he thrtve, and live a happy and heathy re wthout t? You bet your sweet ass they can Stop bagging on this person for feeding this to their dog. I may advise oftering meaty treats to your pet perhaps chop 90me chicken or throw in some cooked red meat, but your dog seems very okay to me. The meat would be an added bonus that may please your pooch and also provide addtional protein and minerals HelShe seems healthy to me, and abo seems interested in the food you're about to feed them Do not let these people tel you hat you're abusing your dog. if you choose to continue ther Giet in this way, I would definitely look more into different kinds of treats that would help wih the digestion more, though I dont know too much in that area. Best of luck to both you and your Hi helo you seem new to veteninary science and animal wefare n general so let me educate you on some topics that you are 1) "Sido reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be compietely nounished and content, loving and ercited over their Thts ts an assumption. The assumption that dogs areomnores remains to be proven, whereas the truth about dogs being natural camivores is very well-supported by the eidence avalable to us and is understood by many science welfare groups, universities and doctors of veterinary science Dogs and wolves share 99 8% of their rmitochonorial DNA、those who insist dogs dd not descend from wolves must disprove the tany of scieminic evidence that concludes wolves are the ancestors of dogs And guess what? The wolr is a camivore Since a dog's internal physiology does not difer from a woif, dogs have the same physiological and nutnitional needs as those canivorous By stating otherwise you are ignoring and disregarding the work of contibuting doctors,educators, and researchers who have compled over 300 years of research and cbservations of the wid 2) Do dogs and eats eat mear? ADsolutely, with the right nourishments, can they ive, thrive, and ive a happy and № 8ut congratulations, you got one thing right dogs and cats eat meat Can hey live a happy and heathy ite wthour it? No they cannot. Cats and dogs heath is largely dependent on the body's ability to digest and make use of the food that is a part of their natural det that is supplemented from meats. By σeating a lack of naturaly produced (meat, not supplements) protein in the body of the animal, you are putting your animals at risk for something caled protein-losing enteropathy Athough this condition can affect any breed or age of dog, some dog breeds are more ikely han others. That being said, feeding your dog and cat an all vegan or vegetarian diet and expecting them to thrive on is There is an entire array of problems that can arise from a lack of Enlarged abdomern Legs and feet may be pufty or swollen (edema) Intestinal par astes like hookworms and whipworms inflammation of the intestines (inflammatory bowel disease) Stoma㎝ or intestinal uicers Problems with the movement of lymphatic fuid out of the · ^H---- seems healthy to mte, and also seems interested in the food you're about to feed them Hay, wrong again. This dogs nose is dried out it is almost a pale white pink, this is an indication of derydration or something more serious The eyes are not clear and bright as they shouid be, they are red and putty around the edges, the ining of the eyelids should be pink rather than red. This dog also has a blank stare on ts face, and the nose its nat poining at the food, this means the dog is uninterested and is a sign of lethargy. This dog is begging for this meal to be something nutritious. I work at a highly respected veterinary hospital and I see this more ofnen than you would think,I know how to tell when a dog looks malnourished, and so would you if you worked and studed every day In the teld of Next time I hope you will take the intiative to educate yourser on these and other important topics on the care for your animal, before you preach something you have no idea about Overal statement IT DOESN T MATTER F YOU'RE VEGAN OR VEGETARIAN OR OTHER, GIVE YOUR PETS THE CORRECT FOOD BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LIKE YOu

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It's about who you follow.

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as while this site is toxic... it can be really positive and reassuring at the same time. it's about who you follow tbh 27,680 notes Reblogged 2 days ago from mmabelpines (originally from yasgawd) Source: yasgawd

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Real Fact, do not question it

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Battle of the Breakfast

mashpololo FROOT LOOPS VS COOKIE CRISP DEATHMATCH Source: towritelesbians.

mashpololo FROOT LOOPS VS COOKIE CRISP DEATHMATCH Source: towritelesbians.

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Dolphins goddamnit

What's your opinion on Dolphins? Or rather, why do you dislike them? Is it their beady little dolphin eyes? like12skeletons I love all animals but I like to make fun of bottle-nosed dolphins because everyone romanticizes them and thinks they're these genius heavenly sea puppies but they're actually brutal, infanticidal predators that kill far more animals than they intend to even eat, aren't endangered, and aren't any smarter than any average mammal species And while people swoon and squee over these saw-toothed giant water cocks, we're indiscriminately slaughtering millions of sharks every year, critically disrupting the global marine ecosystem to satisfy a horrific lust for shark's fin soup or to calm the inane fears of a few tourists. The general public doesn't care, because they're trained to think sharks are mean, cold-blooded killers while flipper is a perfect cinnamon role incapable of wrongdoing Dolphins are even helping us along. They kill any sharks they come across even when those sharks would never pose a threat to them. We should just eat the dolphins while the sharks recover l bet they're delicious l bet those famous big brains of theirs are like a briny fluffy cloud of creamy fat l bet dolphin sashimi tastes like the tender flesh of a baby angel. YEAH KEEP LAUGHING YOU FUKIN SEA DILDO I WILL EAT YOU RAW Posted 1 week ago 944 notes

What's your opinion on Dolphins? Or rather, why do you dislike them? Is it their beady little dolphin eyes? like12skeletons I love all animals but I like to make fun of bottle-nosed dolphins because everyone romanticizes them and thinks they're these genius heavenly sea puppies but they're actually brutal, infanticidal predators that kill far more animals than they intend to even eat, aren't endangered, and aren't any smarter than any average mammal species And while people swoon and squee over these saw-toothed giant water cocks, we're indiscriminately slaughtering millions of sharks every year, critically disrupting the global marine ecosystem to satisfy a horrific lust for shark's fin soup or to calm the inane fears of a few tourists. The general public doesn't care, because they're trained to think sharks are mean, cold-blooded killers while flipper is a perfect cinnamon role incapable of wrongdoing Dolphins are even helping us along. They kill any sharks they come across even when those sharks would never pose a threat to them. We should just eat the dolphins while the sharks recover l bet they're delicious l bet those famous big brains of theirs are like a briny fluffy cloud of creamy fat l bet dolphin sashimi tastes like the tender flesh of a baby angel. YEAH KEEP LAUGHING YOU FUKIN SEA DILDO I WILL EAT YOU RAW Posted 1 week ago 944 notes

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insert some kind of joke involving Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympic Games here

my favorite winter sporting events Snow Peas Beheading Bat Impressions Speed Cloning Bad Ideas

my favorite winter sporting events Snow Peas Beheading Bat Impressions Speed Cloning Bad Ideas

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Dem dutch people!

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