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1023/11 42 stolh: i'm watching divorce court and i swear this couple is the same guy

1023/11 42 stolh: i'm watching divorce court and i swear this couple is the same guy

is this tree f------ serious like was that even f------ necessary koulin ukulady tohru-adachi alpurgisnacho carry俳.lliy.lirttale:HMUtt: This tree makesのsense. get the f--- out of here you clever litle s--- OH MY F------ GOD F--- HOLY F--- I JUST goddammit best pun award goes to..

is this tree f------ serious like was that even f------ necessary koulin ukulady tohru-adachi alpurgisnacho carry俳.lliy.lirttale:HMUtt: This tree makesのsense. get the f--- out of here you clever litle s--- OH MY F------ GOD F--- HOLY F--- I JUST goddammit best pun award goes to..

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DIOHEAD CYBE the disappointment in his eyes son why are you doing this to me

DIOHEAD CYBE the disappointment in his eyes son why are you doing this to me

reichenbachtrip sofakeitsfox Remember when every girl wanted this phone yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block Ididn't know this was a thing. my dad had this phone then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions

reichenbachtrip sofakeitsfox Remember when every girl wanted this phone yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block Ididn't know this was a thing. my dad had this phone then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions

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themorbidmaiden whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod she believed

themorbidmaiden whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod she believed

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Source brxyire FYOU REMEMBER THIS 001審 YOU KNOW WHAT REAL FEAR IS titenoute zankvger titenoute I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it's in english, WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY 39,450 notes けー箩

Source brxyire FYOU REMEMBER THIS 001審 YOU KNOW WHAT REAL FEAR IS titenoute zankvger titenoute I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it's in english, WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY 39,450 notes けー箩

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asianpredator asianpredator strangeharpy edgebug the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets i want to read this novel I want to write this novel. I want to edit this novel. Sounds like we have a plan. I want to produce the movie I'm directing the p--- parody I'm buying the p--- parody This is going to be good I can tell.

asianpredator asianpredator strangeharpy edgebug the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets i want to read this novel I want to write this novel. I want to edit this novel. Sounds like we have a plan. I want to produce the movie I'm directing the p--- parody I'm buying the p--- parody This is going to be good I can tell.

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dead 2012 lapfoxofficial ican't believe 2012 is f------ dead i told you dead and i are just friends wow what the hell a------ i thought i meant something to you

dead 2012 lapfoxofficial ican't believe 2012 is f------ dead i told you dead and i are just friends wow what the hell a------ i thought i meant something to you

tennants-hair dennybut ul i wish i looked cute sleeping You do w-- how do you know what i look like when i sleep WHERE THE HELL DID THAT GIF COME FROM

tennants-hair dennybut ul i wish i looked cute sleeping You do w-- how do you know what i look like when i sleep WHERE THE HELL DID THAT GIF COME FROM

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Publi PURE GRANULATED SUGAR PURE GRANULATED SUGAR FREE EXTRA F SUGAR FREE SUGAR FREE a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum What

Publi PURE GRANULATED SUGAR PURE GRANULATED SUGAR FREE EXTRA F SUGAR FREE SUGAR FREE a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum What

ways to help period pains o prescription painkillers o sleep o hot water bottle o blood sacrifice to the dark lord satan o deep breaths o hot drinks gettin blood shouldn't be a problem

ways to help period pains o prescription painkillers o sleep o hot water bottle o blood sacrifice to the dark lord satan o deep breaths o hot drinks gettin blood shouldn't be a problem

powerlesbian today i learned that our domesticated talking birds that get loose are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock's group cal can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY A------

powerlesbian today i learned that our domesticated talking birds that get loose are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock's group cal can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY A------

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soufflesandbowties i was checking out who was on my blog and winY ARE YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN i have been informed that this is hawaii

soufflesandbowties i was checking out who was on my blog and winY ARE YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN i have been informed that this is hawaii

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i'mS CMREAING I WAS SLEEPING IN THE CAR DURING A ROAD TRIP AND AS I WOKE UP I LOOKED UP AT THIS IMAGE ON THE TRUCK NEXT TO US JESUS CHRIST on Albertsons 113,427 notes

i'mS CMREAING I WAS SLEEPING IN THE CAR DURING A ROAD TRIP AND AS I WOKE UP I LOOKED UP AT THIS IMAGE ON THE TRUCK NEXT TO US JESUS CHRIST on Albertsons 113,427 notes

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other girls: fake tan, revealing clothes, bleach blonde, raybans, high heels me: gold eyes, red scales, extremely rich, breathes fire, swords for teeth, spears for nails, i am smaug the dragon

other girls: fake tan, revealing clothes, bleach blonde, raybans, high heels me: gold eyes, red scales, extremely rich, breathes fire, swords for teeth, spears for nails, i am smaug the dragon

kursou when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side

kursou when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side

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kawaithulhu karkats evil twin brother, truckdog ello karkat my new favorite homestuck character I JSUT SPAT JELLO ALL OEV R MY COMPUTER SCREEN TRUCK DPOGJ IM PISISNG HONK HONK BARK ADSFSFDGGGGGGGGGGGGFGFGFGFGADSFA 21,480 notes

kawaithulhu karkats evil twin brother, truckdog ello karkat my new favorite homestuck character I JSUT SPAT JELLO ALL OEV R MY COMPUTER SCREEN TRUCK DPOGJ IM PISISNG HONK HONK BARK ADSFSFDGGGGGGGGGGGGFGFGFGFGADSFA 21,480 notes

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unluckyheadcanons what if homestuck ends with john dying he's killed by lord english, so dave goes back in time not to save john, but to save everyone he goes to the very beginning, where a boy is standing in his room and waiting to be named the blonde's in tears as he stabs the boy with one of his s----- swords, doing the same with rose and jade then finally himself the future's changed, the kids never play, the trolls claim their new universe and there's no lord english the world goes on in peace, four kids mourned by their families, never having the chance to be true heroes never having the chance to destroy their world 998 notes Reblogged 1 year ago from alluka (originally from unluckyheadcanons) Source: unluckyheadcanons Tagged: homestuck, head canon, john egbert, dave strider, iade harley, rose lalonde

unluckyheadcanons what if homestuck ends with john dying he's killed by lord english, so dave goes back in time not to save john, but to save everyone he goes to the very beginning, where a boy is standing in his room and waiting to be named the blonde's in tears as he stabs the boy with one of his s----- swords, doing the same with rose and jade then finally himself the future's changed, the kids never play, the trolls claim their new universe and there's no lord english the world goes on in peace, four kids mourned by their families, never having the chance to be true heroes never having the chance to destroy their world 998 notes Reblogged 1 year ago from alluka (originally from unluckyheadcanons) Source: unluckyheadcanons Tagged: homestuck, head canon, john egbert, dave strider, iade harley, rose lalonde

hitlervevo free-booty Source: methlaboratories hello methlaboratories seasons greetings 89,824 notes

hitlervevo free-booty Source: methlaboratories hello methlaboratories seasons greetings 89,824 notes

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