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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS THEY CALL MCDONALDS "MACCAS" WHY 178,657 notes It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it. Macca's DRIVE-THRU open 24 hours you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog. Wait, what the .... is grog? McCafe

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS THEY CALL MCDONALDS "MACCAS" WHY 178,657 notes It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it. Macca's DRIVE-THRU open 24 hours you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog. Wait, what the .... is grog? McCafe

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Dragon Nerds

bewbin Yesterday the villagers: OH MY GOD GET OUT OF HERE ITS A DRAGON ATTACK HES BURNING DOWN THE WHOLE VILLAGE me noticing the "dragon" actually only has 2 hind legs instead of 4 legs: thats actually a w- *flames engulf me completely* genderraccoon Yesterday Follow you deserve to be lit on fire, dragon is a caragory word, wyverns are a type of dragon bewbin Yesterday *my jaw bone slowly falls off my charred skeleton with good comedic timing* 16.5K notes

bewbin Yesterday the villagers: OH MY GOD GET OUT OF HERE ITS A DRAGON ATTACK HES BURNING DOWN THE WHOLE VILLAGE me noticing the "dragon" actually only has 2 hind legs instead of 4 legs: thats actually a w- *flames engulf me completely* genderraccoon Yesterday Follow you deserve to be lit on fire, dragon is a caragory word, wyverns are a type of dragon bewbin Yesterday *my jaw bone slowly falls off my charred skeleton with good comedic timing* 16.5K notes

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I Didn't Know They Were Huge

rslashrats Follow i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time rslashrats icantwritegood Follow #the one in the middle looks like a guy

rslashrats Follow i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time rslashrats icantwritegood Follow #the one in the middle looks like a guy

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Dog Theatre

Good evening. Service dogs being trained to sit through a play! There are actors on the stage performing a musical for a theatre full of dogs. Blaze 471 notes

Good evening. Service dogs being trained to sit through a play! There are actors on the stage performing a musical for a theatre full of dogs. Blaze 471 notes

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A Character

p4nsy Follow 1 Jan My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff." p4nsy 1 Jan Just watched him lose a card game as badly as he could on purpose for the sole purpose of annoying the guy trying to run the game and when I was like what is wrong with you all he said was "that's how we do it down in Vegas" p4nsy 16 hr ago I told him that this has 2k notes and the people love him and he completely deadpan went "wow it's everything I ever wanted" and then immediately accidentally set himself on fire in skyrim and died

p4nsy Follow 1 Jan My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff." p4nsy 1 Jan Just watched him lose a card game as badly as he could on purpose for the sole purpose of annoying the guy trying to run the game and when I was like what is wrong with you all he said was "that's how we do it down in Vegas" p4nsy 16 hr ago I told him that this has 2k notes and the people love him and he completely deadpan went "wow it's everything I ever wanted" and then immediately accidentally set himself on fire in skyrim and died

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World Colliding

lifesgrandparade Refuse to stop laughing at this VAPORBERRY 23-10 friendly-neighborhood-patriarch You did it! You broke Garfield down to its basic fundamentals!

lifesgrandparade Refuse to stop laughing at this VAPORBERRY 23-10 friendly-neighborhood-patriarch You did it! You broke Garfield down to its basic fundamentals!

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Psychic Garfield

bogleech Follow GARFIELD NEEDS LASAGNA JTM DAVIS 9 HOW DID YOU DO THAT? Garfield canonically has the psychic power to invade your h thoughts WHO, ME?

bogleech Follow GARFIELD NEEDS LASAGNA JTM DAVIS 9 HOW DID YOU DO THAT? Garfield canonically has the psychic power to invade your h thoughts WHO, ME?

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It's Been Green Christmases

wizardpotions Follow Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange. #for reference i live in scotland so it is weird that there is no ice or snow in december anymore

wizardpotions Follow Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange. #for reference i live in scotland so it is weird that there is no ice or snow in december anymore

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I still can’t fathom the fact that brands used this website as social media marketing. This was post...

Seeing artifacts of companies ATTEMPTING to use Tumblr for Social Media Marketing is hilarious!

Seeing artifacts of companies ATTEMPTING to use Tumblr for Social Media Marketing is hilarious!

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MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Fitted Dress $19.99 $49.99 sarcoptid FITTED TO WHOM sparkytheandroid MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Fitted Dress $19.99 $49.99 sarcoptid FITTED TO WHOM sparkytheandroid MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

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D&D Character Idea: Paleontologist Necromancer

trisarahtops-sketches mars Idea for a DnD character: Paleontologist necromacer. Source: trisarahtops-sketches

trisarahtops-sketches mars Idea for a DnD character: Paleontologist necromacer. Source: trisarahtops-sketches

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I was gonna say “I bet dr seuss yaoi exists” because I had genuinely forgotten one of the most garga...

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On improving phone photography

homunculus-argument You know that thing where you see a gorgeous view (left) and try to take a picture of it, but your phone camera is a joyless f------ nihilist who refuses to see the beauty in anything and only sees this (right) homunculus-argument As a more thorough demonstration, today the road looked like this: (blatant paint-over of my own photo, because I needed you to see what I saw) And my phone camera made it look like this: kezcore prev tags WHAAAAT #PHONE SETTINGS USE YOUR CAMERA SETTINGS PLEASE #GO TO 'MORE' AND GO TO 'PRO' #AND MESS WITH THE SETTINGS THERE #PARTICULARLY SPEED/ISO #THOUGH WB/TEMPERATURE/WHATEVER YOUR PHONE CALLS IT CAN ALSO HELP A LOT #ESPECIALLY WITH EXAMPLES LIKE THIS #*deep breath* #it's not a perfect solution but i PROMISEEEE it helps a lot #signed - someone who takes a lot of photos of the sky on my phone #i'm tempted to include example photos so you know im not bullshitting you but trust me #you can take the pretty photo!!!!!! altruistic-meme ok im gonna explain it anyway bc of this SO HERE IS MY QUICK BREAKDOWN [please note my breakdown IS android specific bc that's what i have, however i know that the settings should be SIMILAR for an iphone. i just couldn't tell you the exacts] GO TO THE "MORE" SETTING (should be visible as soon as you open your camera) GO TO "PRO" BIXBY VISION > MANUAL EXPERT RAV PORTRAIT NIGHT As you #:0 RAW [sidebar: them!!!] (you can the right, which can PLAY WITH THE ISO, THE SPEED (shutter speed) AND THE WB (temperature) the WB/temperature will shift more cool toned. ||| REALLY ISO 200 see, NONE 51 764 notes ✓ PHOTO your regular equipped with just have up O 1x 3 SPEED 1/6000 a HIGH ISO will help brighten your photo, a LOW ISO will help dim it. a FAST shutter make it LIGHT. this will slower shutter your speed, the WILL become blurry, recommended for taking you take photos (this is where you would the PRO (49) FOOD of objects in motion, want OF THESE AR ZONE 3:4 here are some examples i took of the same sky. each photo has a different ISO, Speed, and WB: VIDEO EV -2.0 1/6000 1/1000 ulu and here is a much more subtle example where I was messing only with the ISO and shutter speed: to up your ISO!) finally, here is one compared to a photo I took at the same moment with just my phones normal camera: speed will DARKEN your photo, a SLOW shutter speed will also have an effect on how your photo takes!!! the steadier you need to hold your phone or it but it allows more ambient light and is thus photos of, say, stars. a fast shutter speed is how but it lets almost no ambient light in MORE PRO VIDEO ARE PANORAMA FOCUS CENTER WB 5600K your photo from being more warm toned to see the is what i was trying to photograph!) they're subtle!!! difference are HUGE even when SUCKS phone camera but it DOES come the right settings to take gorgeous photos. you know what to look for!!!!!! PHOTOS sun rays peering out over the clouds in the photo on EDITED BTW!!! this is exactly how the phone took

homunculus-argument You know that thing where you see a gorgeous view (left) and try to take a picture of it, but your phone camera is a joyless f------ nihilist who refuses to see the beauty in anything and only sees this (right) homunculus-argument As a more thorough demonstration, today the road looked like this: (blatant paint-over of my own photo, because I needed you to see what I saw) And my phone camera made it look like this: kezcore prev tags WHAAAAT #PHONE SETTINGS USE YOUR CAMERA SETTINGS PLEASE #GO TO 'MORE' AND GO TO 'PRO' #AND MESS WITH THE SETTINGS THERE #PARTICULARLY SPEED/ISO #THOUGH WB/TEMPERATURE/WHATEVER YOUR PHONE CALLS IT CAN ALSO HELP A LOT #ESPECIALLY WITH EXAMPLES LIKE THIS #*deep breath* #it's not a perfect solution but i PROMISEEEE it helps a lot #signed - someone who takes a lot of photos of the sky on my phone #i'm tempted to include example photos so you know im not bullshitting you but trust me #you can take the pretty photo!!!!!! altruistic-meme ok im gonna explain it anyway bc of this SO HERE IS MY QUICK BREAKDOWN [please note my breakdown IS android specific bc that's what i have, however i know that the settings should be SIMILAR for an iphone. i just couldn't tell you the exacts] GO TO THE "MORE" SETTING (should be visible as soon as you open your camera) GO TO "PRO" BIXBY VISION > MANUAL EXPERT RAV PORTRAIT NIGHT As you #:0 RAW [sidebar: them!!!] (you can the right, which can PLAY WITH THE ISO, THE SPEED (shutter speed) AND THE WB (temperature) the WB/temperature will shift more cool toned. ||| REALLY ISO 200 see, NONE 51 764 notes ✓ PHOTO your regular equipped with just have up O 1x 3 SPEED 1/6000 a HIGH ISO will help brighten your photo, a LOW ISO will help dim it. a FAST shutter make it LIGHT. this will slower shutter your speed, the WILL become blurry, recommended for taking you take photos (this is where you would the PRO (49) FOOD of objects in motion, want OF THESE AR ZONE 3:4 here are some examples i took of the same sky. each photo has a different ISO, Speed, and WB: VIDEO EV -2.0 1/6000 1/1000 ulu and here is a much more subtle example where I was messing only with the ISO and shutter speed: to up your ISO!) finally, here is one compared to a photo I took at the same moment with just my phones normal camera: speed will DARKEN your photo, a SLOW shutter speed will also have an effect on how your photo takes!!! the steadier you need to hold your phone or it but it allows more ambient light and is thus photos of, say, stars. a fast shutter speed is how but it lets almost no ambient light in MORE PRO VIDEO ARE PANORAMA FOCUS CENTER WB 5600K your photo from being more warm toned to see the is what i was trying to photograph!) they're subtle!!! difference are HUGE even when SUCKS phone camera but it DOES come the right settings to take gorgeous photos. you know what to look for!!!!!! PHOTOS sun rays peering out over the clouds in the photo on EDITED BTW!!! this is exactly how the phone took

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If you're gonna have a █████ animated movie you should █████ hire a real va

shadow-von-vamp if you're gonna have a big celebrity voice a character in your animated movie you should show it to a test audience and if they can correctly guess who the celebrity is you need to fire the celebrity and hire a real va rob-boss shadow-von-vamp Follow 21h ago if you're gonna have a real va animated movie you should 37,718 notes Nov 15th, 2023 hire a

shadow-von-vamp if you're gonna have a big celebrity voice a character in your animated movie you should show it to a test audience and if they can correctly guess who the celebrity is you need to fire the celebrity and hire a real va rob-boss shadow-von-vamp Follow 21h ago if you're gonna have a real va animated movie you should 37,718 notes Nov 15th, 2023 hire a

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Craving Comfort

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Santa School

theblogofeternalstench New skills: Santas brush up on their sign language during a Santa School held recently at Royal City Centre. The Santas return to school each fall to fine-tune their skills for the holidays. kiriamaya omg this makes me so happy.

theblogofeternalstench New skills: Santas brush up on their sign language during a Santa School held recently at Royal City Centre. The Santas return to school each fall to fine-tune their skills for the holidays. kiriamaya omg this makes me so happy.

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